What video game has the undisputed worst writing?
>>344230420
Metroid Other M
>>344230420
What did he mean by this?
Reminder that Chris drew this masterpiece recently because he's mad that his brother won't give him and Barb money and "lives in Carnegie Hall."
Kingdom Hearts series
>>344230907
Cavemen are dumb, and would need to be told something twice before they understood it.
That's it.
>>344230420
This beauty right here.
Amazing game, horrible translation.
What do you guys think is gonna happen to our old friend Chris when Barb is gone?
>>344230926
>not putting a watermark on an exceptionally rare post-tomgirl Chris
you idiot you're watering down the value
>>344230926
This is perfect
>sister
>>344231203
From most to least likely:
>He becomes homeless.
>He's declared a ward of the state and institutionalized.
>Anna takes him in.
>>344230420Undertale
>>344230926
>This rug
>>344230420
Fallout 3.
>>344230420
Anything Gearbox.
But who is the worse writer? Anthony Burch or Chris-Chan?
>>344231313
I don't know, I feel "He's declared a ward of the state and institutionalized." is the most accurate.
>>344230926
how can someone not get better at drawing after doing it for 10 or whatever years.
Is anyone taking bets on what Chris Chan's next arrest will be?
>>344231313
>That photo happened 11 years ago
>In less than a year Chris will have been discovered a full decade ago
>>344231843
He has gotten better.
His art's still not GOOD, of course, but it has improved from how it used to be.
Fallout 4.
You think I'm memeing but I'm not.
There are so many fucking plotholes in that game, and people referencing events they couldn't know about or talking about people they've never met.
>go to Diamond City to meet Nick Valentine
>he tells me we have to track a suspect
>"you should bring Dogmeat, he can sniff 'em out"
>I have not met dogmeat yet
>I have never met Nick before now
>how does he know I have a dog and it's called Dogmeat?
>oh wait I actually don't yet
>???????
>>344231667
Is this supposed to be bait? Cause there's blatant misinformation all over the place.
>>344231963
>that knee on the left picture
>>344232184
If you get to that point without meeting Dogmeat Nick says "I know a guy who can help us."
It's Dogmeat, of course. Point is, they know each other. Somehow.
Are we talking shitty writing as in, bad lines of dialogue, or overall shitty plot? Because the answer to one or both could be Resident Evil (ps1).
>>344231843
Ask Dobson.Seriously though; Dobson and Chris has the same problem. They don't think they need to improve so they don't try to. They're also both fucking autistic but that's besides the point.
>>344231963
>Both drawings look like a small child made them.
>Better.
>>344232315
Pete Hines, please leave.
>>344232513
You can't deny the second one is better than the first. They're both still fucking awful and even actual children draw better but it's not wrong to say he's improved somewhat.
>>344232473
>>344231963
Ahh yes, the Gonterman Effect.
The pantheon of Old Cringe Gods is growing.
>>344232513
"Better" is purely relative. Getting a 25 on your test when you last got a 14 is better, but it's still failing.
Ride To Hell or Mind Jack.
But since we're memeing all you retards will say Fallout 4. Fallout 4 is very far from the worst written game ever.
>>344231963
The first one is more accurate though
>>344232973
Chris' self-insert has looked less and less realistic as time goes on.
What game lets me pepper spray black transvestite pickle men?
>>344231313
If he becomes homeless, who here will invite him to live with them?
>>344232673
Long dialog pisses me off as well. Having a choice of many different dialog options and outcomes on the other hand.
>I hope this guy gets kicked in the cunt
What happens to Chris when Barb passes?
>>344233439
See... >>344231313
Read the thread, faggot.
>>344233439
he probably goes crazy and dies in a ditch somewhere
>>344230907
>>344231059
Pop-sci theory that spergs had an evolutionary niche because they often have heightened sensory sensitivity, which might have been useful spotting or hearing a lion or whatever faster than the average schlub. Probably bullshit.
>>344231229
Care to remind me why you think so? I don't remember much of the writing other than being the usual superhero stuff with a bit of cheese on top
Anyone have his facebook post about his dream where he had a baby saved?
>>344232887
What's the story behind this picture?
>>344231963
Why is he at the gates of Heaven on the right?
>>344234105
The whole reason he redrew this page was because the first one had a rainbow background and somebody explained the symbolism of rainbows to him.
When he redrew it he made the background Heaven to reaffirm his heterosexuality. Because gay people don't go to Heaven.
>>344231963
That crotch bulge on the right never gets old.
>>344234341
Do you think his blood actually cures gayness?
>>344234602
No, you'd probably get several diseases from his blood.
>>344234602
Why else would they have made the gay vaccine with it?
>>344230420
There's a game I actually really like that has great nostalgia for me because playinggameswithmydadwheniwaslittle.mp4
Monsterseed.
I never see ANYONE ever talk about this fuckin game, and I feel like the only person who has seen it and played it.
It's a sort of Fire Emblem-y monster collect-y game, nothing special.
But its translation was definitely made by someone special.
Some fucking potato translated that game and it's the most miserable clusterfuck of sentences that I've ever read.
>>344234097
April fools about how fakku would auto share your viewed doujins on facebook.
>>344234602
You make vaccines out of weakened or deactivated versions of the disease, right?
>>344233159
WHY IS SONICHU A GIRL NOW TOO
>>344234961
That's Robbie Sonee, Sonichu's son who is now Sonichu's daughter.
Skyrim is pretty up there. It's like they took every cliche from lord of the rings and a song of fire and ice but didn't understand what made those actually interesting. It's just the skin of what they're imitating, it doesn't go deeper. It's like when Bethesda tried to make a Fallout game but as far as they got was "1950s technology, nukes fell" and ran with that.
>>344235036
>That's Robbie Sonee, Sonichu's son who is now Sonichu's daughter.
>>344230926
>Money for my mother and sister
>sister
Everyone post your favorite Liquid Chris cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY5NNhrHxz0
>>344234341
so is this retconned or what now that he is a faggot?
>>344231963
You would think he would try to learn how to draw for five minutes.
>>344235617
He's not a faggot, you faggot.
He's a lesbian.
>>344235617
He redrew the pages a while back so instead of a gay vaccine it's a "nombi-zazi" vaccine.
>>344235831
He is making shit more meta.
>>344235831
>no artistic integrity
>worse to read than before
>poor understanding of sex and romance
Why doesn't he apply to work at Bioware?
>wake up
>you're still not CWC
>>344236569
>you will never be CWC or Anthony Burch
>>344237079
>Wake up one morning to look in the mirror and find that you are now Anthony Burch or CWC
which would you choose?
>>344237270
The one with a job.
>>344237270
cwc
he might be a little miserable but he's got some good delusion going on that takes over most of the time
>>344237270
What's worse? Being autistic and dependent on someone, or a cuck?
>>344237449
What's wrong with being into cuckolding? It's a legitimate fetish
>>344237270
Burch
>>344237651
t. BLACKED customer
>>344237270
>which would you choose
Simple.
>>344237976
blacked isn't good though, I have to know the girl is for real in a relationship with the dude and then she fucks someone else. blacked is just blacks on blondes
>>344237651
What does "legitimate fetish" even mean? They're technically all legitimate, it's just that this one will get you made fun of.
>>344237270
Anthony's fucked up more than a few times, but I can't rightly say I've ever seen him fucking a blowup doll. Chris, on the other hand, has the JULAAAY video and a more recent one where he's showing off his "sex moves".
>>344230926
>Spells Carnegie in two different ways on the same page
>>344237270
Burch, because as shitty as his life may be, it is a situation that can be fixed. Being CWC would be like being trapped in hell.
>>344238124
It's not a made up one like lolis or floor tiles
>>344231059
>SNERGEN-
>FLERGEN!
>>344230420
Fates Conquest is really up there.
Like holy shit, this was atrociously bad.Dump the comic, reading with /v/ is so much fun
The following all have really bad writing and feel like they came right out of redddit.
>Xenoblade (Le true power of le monado!)
>Splatoon (le squid is a kid XD)
>undertale (le basketball skeletons!)
>Deus Ex (omg JC le bomb!)
>God of War (my le family! i'm going to le kill everyone!)
>Kid Icarus: Uprising (le pitty pat XD)
>Metal Gear in general (le nanomachines! le played like a fiddle!)
You can tell these games have bad writing the moment they start throwing pretentious cliches and outdated meta-narratives at you, not to mention the memes that I mentioned in parenthesis. It not only gets annoying, but it hurts the gameplay by making you either mute the game, or mash the button to skip their long, boring cutscenes. You can tell that they've made me envy the story-less titles of yesteryear, like Pacman, Tetris, Contra, Gradius, and etc.
>>344237270
Probably Burch if suicide wasn't an option. Chris will forever be mentally unstable, that plus years of coddling and exploitation have taken an already shit situation and made it worse.
I feel like Burch could just drop off the internet for 5 or so years and most people would forget him. Chris will always have a legion of equally unstable stalkers taking notes of his life.
>>344238531
It's late, don't have time for a full issue, but because I love you I'll give you a mini-dump.
>>344238531
Whats bad about Conquest's story? I'm going through Birthright atm
>>344238676
For the record, this whole comic is (loosely) based on a true story.
>>344231963
Why is his zipper lock open?
>>344238782
>>344238624
>not to mention the memes that I mentioned in parenthesis
Memes aren't proper material for arguments. I'm not a doctor but I think you might have the intelligence of chris chan
>>344230926
Chris has a brother???
>>344238930
>>344232330
This page starts from the down?
>>344230926
>Money to piss and burn
Love this, one of CWCs greatest works.
>>344238990
Half brother. He was already grown up by the time Chris came around.
>>344238990
Half-brother, Cole Smithey. Barb's other son. He's basically what would happen if Chris lost the autism but kept the ego.
He used to repeatedly put up an auction on eBay for the incredible honor of going to a bar with him. And you pay for the beer.
>>344237270
Continue making Sonichu because people will actually pay me money to continue writing it.
>>344238984
holy shit is that a nipple? MODS
>>344239152
>>344238984
IS THAT HER FUCKING NIPPLE.
>>344239196
Can't prove it's a nipple, it could literally be anything.
>>344237270
>>Wake up one morning to look in the mirror and find that you are now Anthony Burch or CWC
That's not even a question. If I woke up in Burch's body, then I'd shave that stupid beard, call all his hipster friends and tell they are faggots and that they can go fuck themselves, and go out to find a real job, and I'd be to a decent start.
With CWC, holy shit, I'd be living in a smelly pigsty, with tons of debt, legal problems, and a body with mental disabilities and poor health.
>>344239248
>>344234341
lol he thinks he is jesus
>>344230907
He thinks that dinosaurs lived during the stone age.
So if Sonichu was in the stone age, he WOULD have had to been told twice to run away from the meteor, since that's what killed the dinosaurs.
I think.
>>344230420
Dangan 1
It's repulsive.
>>344239358
And that's the end.
>>344234094
>cwcki
>>344239363
I'm Jesus. Sup?
>>344234715
how this shit went from sonichu adventures to a battle against homossexuality?
>>344239531
Here you go bro.
>>344239619
Sonichu stopped actually being about Sonichu after the first two issues.
It's always been first and foremost a way for Chris to bitch about his problems.
>>344239152
>Nintendo DS
Looks like he's playing this
>>344239032
I love that Rosechu appears out of nowhere, like someone having a schiziod hallucination. You just know that when this happened IRL, he was probably having a real honest-to-god one sided conversation with his imaginary fanfic OC.
>>344239852
Is it fun?
>>344239619
It hardly ever was about Sonichu. Its mostly about his life but with him having magical powers to punish all those that wronged him in real life.
>>344239986
CWC Adult Chronicles kickstarter when?
>>344233170
Compared to the fantastic Other M and Silent Hill HD pictures like this one, this seems fairly nitpicky.
Fewer branching paths and alternate paths is pretty lame though. As is the chicken walker and andross fight. Gyrocopter is the worst.
>>344239868
It was Anna in real life, but Anna had enough pull with Chris to convince him to not put her in Sonichu, because she knew that would be bad.
>>344238984
christ you better have a source
>>344239363
Narcissism is a hell of a drug.Well, either that or is mom is one and she's basically his only actual contact with reality, it's not unlikely.
>>344240168
Whatever happened to that one that was being worked on? It seemed like they were making good progress but then I stopped hearing about it.
>>344232856
Not if its out of 30
>>344238714
>Corrin wants to stop the war
>To do so, he abides to his father's orders, which are to continue the war
>Doesn't even try to convince his sibilings and army that Garon is a villain in plain sight, and everyone is too stupid to see that as well, even though he stated again and again how he's trying to get Corrin killed for the sin of coming back alive
>later on he finds Aqua
>Aqua shows everyone the dance of her people
>cue [groans of increasing discomfort]
>literally no one notices it's Aqua because she was wearing black
>even later on Corrin gets transported to the fight club and old knight comes back, no one mentions the existence of the fight club again and no one ponders why did he come back from the dead either
>Aqua reveals to Corrin a macguffin that can show the true form of a person to those who have the dragon vein
>Garon's true form is shown to him
>They decide to make Garon sit on the world's comfiest chair that has the power of bringing someone's true form to light
>said chair is located in Hoshido
>So to stop the war they must continue the war
>Instead of just showing the fucking Macguffin to the Nohr Royals who have the dragon vein and a fuckload of men behind them, they decide slaughtering the nation they want to save is better
>needlessly kill an entire village of subhumans, even though every single stage before Corrin made a point to not kill their enemies
>Aqua again and again shows her tactical genius of being a horrible tactician
And that's only up to chapter 20
>>344239852
Funny you mention that, because the first I heard of this game and Chris was from reading this in Nintendo Power.
I obviously didn't know who he "was" at the time, but I did think it was suspicious as fuck that some guy older than me was using a Ubisoft game for serious dating advice.
SNYDER LIED
CHIS-CHAN CRIED
>>344238676
I love you too
>>344240963
JEW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3jjkxl-V8Q
>>344237270
Burch. Even though he's universally viewed at as a faggot, all I need to do is stop sperging about social justice, start working out and start writing non-retarded stories. With CWC, I would have to lose shit tons of weight, find a way to make myself boring enough for those Kiwi Farm faggots to stop following me, deal with my weird, clingy and psychologically unstable mother and live in a filthy house full of garbage.
>>344240310
http://exhentai.org/g/850874/6265652b77/
No english, sorry
>>344241258
im on mobile but thanks anyway for the link familam, now i have something to look forward to when i get home
>>344239032
>why don't you go spread the word through cwcville
KEKD
>>344239757
fuckin chris tran
>>344241472
Arigato, Chriso.
>>344241145
>Burch
Thing is anon.... no one, NO ONE wants to read anything Burch writes even without the Socjus shit and memes .
People actually want to read things CWC writes, no matter how bad it is
>>344237270
What about choosing between being CWC or Revved?
>>344240168
4chan logo bottom left
>>344239553
How the fuck do I read this?
>>344242078
You don't.
>>344243020
CWCトムがl420
>>344243020
is that sanic
>>344243020
>tfw if his teacher just let him use copyrighted characters for his CD covers none of this shit would've happened
Would Chris and Dobson get along?
>>344243020
Why are there two screaming chodes
>>344242050
Revved has chances to become just another mediocre film studies major, at least. But then again I wouldn't like to be on the shoes of that Canadian.
>>344243718
Hell no. Dobson is a male and that alone is enough to piss Chris off even if they have a shit load in common.
>>344243718
funny thing is dobson sucks up to even less convincing trannies than chris on twitter
>>344243718
Blue Bear's contrarian ass will say something about how he like's Sonic's Boom design and then Chris will maul him.
>>344243718
Dobson is a MALE, so no.
>>344243926
He's studying film?
name one person whos entire life has been more documented than Chris-Chan'syou can't
>>344237270
Burch is the better option. If I keep my entire personality, I can use his connections to actually do something worthwhile.
>>344239152
>he's playing Sprung in order to learn more pick up lines mid date
What a man
>>344244304
>I can use his connections
what connections? He burned them all. He's had to go back to Gearbox with his tail between his legs and cowrite blunderborn
>>344244285
Do you fucking even?
>>344239358
The legends say that he actually screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO out loud when it happened.
>>344230420
>>344243326
sanichu
>>344244541
i was thinking hitler, but we dont have tons of his phone calls recorded or anything like that.and chris is still alive and still doing things, the madness is far from over
>>344243959
I'd pay serious money to watch those two fight.
>>344240168
never ever sonycucks
>>344244285
Name one A̲u̲t̲i̲s̲t̲i̲c̲ person whos life has been more documented than Chris-Chan's
FTFY
>>344243926
Who's revved?
>>344244826Most mass murderers are probably close to or more well-documented than Chris-Chan honestly. Humanity has a strange fascination with them.
>>344245139
guess
>>344242245
Is Bionic trying to post on 4chan?
>>344245190and we have a strange fascination with chris. when will chris take his first life?
>>344244461
>he's back at Gearbox
FUCK
And here I was hoping BL3 would be free of his drivel
>>344245312
The guy who would start the mlp bait threads and samefag falling for his own bait?
>>344245586
ding ding
>>344245090
>underline
>on 4chan
what is this witchcraft
>>344240168
I'm a very amature game dev, I've always wondered if theres a way I could get in contact with him to make this game for him for le dank meme points
>>344245720
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EDIT: I'd rather not tell you.
>>344245545Soon. We just have to wait for someone to make a blue arms joke near him.
>>344245909
Some tranny is already making it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtCtqqHmluk
>>344246072
I thought they weren't trans and was just saying it to fuck with Chris?
>>344246072
Any more updates, this looks fucking hilarious
>>344246240
Sadly, there's been no word on it since November.
Hopefully it's not kill.
Oh, and you can download the demo, but it's pitifully short.
>>344245672
I can not fathom why some one would do that. It seems pretty pointless.
>>344246918
He is literally autistic.
Special-Ed.
>>344246918
It's so the thread stays bumped so mods will delete it. He can't just let it go, he has to make sure OP gets banned.
>>344237270
It's hard to tell where Chris' delusion ends and where his denial begins. Who knows what his actual emotional state is on a regular basis?
On the other hand, I already look more like Anthony Burch than I'm comfortable admitting, he's got a career, and I'd rather be cucked than on a quixotic quest for china.
>>344247393
>every thread with ponies gets to its maximum lifespan, 100% guaranteed
Man, he's so dumb.
>>344239061
The elevator is going up. I think this is supposed to be like an interlude or something.
>Not a single Rise of the Sunfish
Legitimately? Is the newfaggotry THIS real?
I still can't get over how Chris HAD the degree to get a good career, but blew it.
>>344245354
>>344243926
Who are these semen demons?
>>344243718
Leave it to preston to fuck up the easiest character to make kawaii.
>>344230420
>but during the stone age
I remember seeing a thread on /co/ devoted to this one quote and nobody could figure out what the fuck cwc was talking about.
>>344246072
What does Senior Merried Comic mean?
>>344237270
Burch is many things, but at least he's a functioning adult. Chris' existence is pure shit, and is only tolerable for him because he's too retarded to fully grasp the reality of it.
>>344237079
>CWC wakes up one sticky morning
>Puts on his moms dirty bra and undies
>Doesn't shower
>Draws some shitty crayon drawings that he'll later upload to the internet
>Fucks a blow up doll for 5 minutes or so
>Attempts to cyber stalk a couple of ladies who block him
>Eats spaghettios from a can
>Records a video of himself being autistic in one way or another
>Begs people for money to continue to support him and his mom
>Another day passes by
"Sigh...well at least I'm not Anthony Burch"
Goodnight, Chris-chan.
>>344238990
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Meet-Two-People-Who-Hate-Toy-Story-3-19118.html
>>344249548
We have literally no idea.
>>344247149
>Special ed in school
>Didn't prepare me at all because the grammar and math course are shit
>Younger sister had spelling words at GRADE 12
Special Ed is fucking garbage
>>344248773
He has a degree? In what? I knew he went to college but I never thought he'd ever graduate.
>>344246072
This is hilarious. I also like how it looks and plays like Earthbound/Mother3
>>344250949
>>344250949
He had a CADD degree, but he wasted 10 years, so its fucking useless. He was too convinced over Sonichu and shitty jobs.
Kacey chewed him out on it during the Liquid arc.
Sonichu has got nothing on Tails Gets Trolled.
>>344251569
So, is this a joke or unironic?
>>344252337
It's a joke.
This and TGT are two sides of the same coin. One delves into a man inner dementia and megalomania showing how he believes the world belongs to him and how he is the paragon of right in the world, dealing with tragedy and playing with other people's livelihoods by writing it off by reasoning to himself that these others are not him, therefore they aren't human, showing the inner workings of the mind of the mentally unfit, and how they believe they do and shod fit into society. The other starts off just as innocent before delving into the creativity wrought by the macabre, a sort of display of the gradient turn an event can take based on the mental wellbeing of those around you, being completely normal and lighthearted at any point before becoming a sick, disturbing display of the profane. Truly we are seeing a second rennaisance. A rediscovery of Human Instinct and Desire. This is the age of man, the age of the mind.
>>344249191
half of the stuff he says nobody can figure out
>>344248808
Anon...
>>344230926
>for my mother and sister
>>>>>>>>>>sister
>>344230926
>sister
What, I didn't know he had a sist-oh...oh my god
>>344252671
sonichu is just shitty and i dont want to read more than the bit i have
TGT is a masterpiece
>>344230926
so is he now a girl or what?
>>344246072
>All this level of detail into the game
Perfect
>>344243326
SONIC'S ARMS ARENT BLUE, YOU HOMOSEXUAL
>My wooden badge was delicious!
>>344232184
>nick tells you he saw your son coming through will kellogg
>doesn't think to tell you it was 40 years ago
>>344256884
he's a tranny
>>344232673
>being a dork who plays video games
>>344230926
Oh shit, Is that some perspective I see? My nigga, Chris slowly but surely getting better at art.
>>344232821
>Gonterman Effect.
He said the magic word!
>>344230926
I'm impressed the 10-year old that drew this has a sense of composition
I wonder what the computer board on the background is for
>>344231313
Who is the redhead?
>>344258714
I love when somebody actually uses the "it's fiction!" excuse when trying to explain why something doesn't make sense.
>>344232330
what's the joke though?
>>344262370
Chris-chan's life
>>344239852
You hit the nail right on the head
>>344230926
>Money to piss and burn
That's the closest I've come to laughing from this guy's work
>>344262370
I think he's trying to tell that old 2008 joke about how if Obama got elected the White House would become the "Black House"
>game dialogue has fucked up tenses
>writer always mistakes "will" for "going to"
THIS GRAMER IS TOO PAIN
>>344251569
this is the best thing ever
>>344232887
Christ I despise Oreimo but I've jacked it to this doujin more times than I can remember.
Too bad Fakku is aids now.
![127193999352[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/AGDibXv.gif "127193999352[1].gif")
How do we get chris on howard stern? I think he fits in well with howard's clowns like the jesus twins and wendy the retard. There would be funny interviews at least
>>344264952
trick Chris into thinking that going on the show will promote Sonichu
>>344266601
Just the promise of attention is enough i think
>>344230926
Notice the date in the corner of the screen, January 2027, Chris must actually believe his mother will live that long. What a fascinating being he is.
>>344266905
It actually says 2015, but his handwriting is so bad it looks like a 7
>>344266601
I'd keep track of that saga
>>344258582
Holy shit, does that actually happen? That's hysterical.
What's all this about barb shooting cole in the face?
>>344267115
Jesus Christ does it really? I got my top boys to analyze it, too. Which one is barb and which one is supposed to be Chris?
>>344244251
Not anymore, apparently. He also confirmed that he does live in his parents' basement, and that he declined a job offer just because "having a job means being productive, and mlp teaches you that you need to be productive". He's fucked, man.
>>344232513
>>344238990
>>344261840
Well inconsistencies in world building are excusable if the story, characters, and writing are generally top-notch...
Welp, I don't have to finish that thought.
>>344247393
Don't you get that HE is the OP? He samefags all those threads from start to finish.
>>344230926
What would you do if you had no shame or self-awareness /v/??
>>344264952
>>344266601
how do we make this happen
>>344237270
Does my body get inhabited by either of them in exchange?
>>344241438
It's basically that time that Zapp Brannigan tried to inform everyone in the Galactic Army that he just had sex only it's not played for laughs.
>>344270943
Your body explodes in a fiery manner, while you inhabit theirs.
>>344240661
People think that the writing and character assassination in Metroid Other M is bad, They haven't played this game.
