We playin some TF2 boys, come on and join
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New Update released today as well!
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/
bump, get in here guys
Love to if my game update wasn't stuck at 96%
>New TF2 taunt literally called "Carlton"
We /feshpost infestation/ nao?
vanilla as heck desu
>>344229685
item servers are down. such is life with tf2 major updates :(
>tfw it's not the next chapter in the comic series
Ah well, the medic buffs are good enough for me.
>Build tele
>cost 50 metal
>destroy tele
>Get 60 metal
>Repeat
>>344229432
Hey Heavy would you make me a sandvich?
And so begins the shitstorm.
I'm willing to accept being punished for leaving the ride by not being allowed to play
over being punished for winning by being kicked onto the losing team.
My questions is- when can I get off the ride after it starts? I can't play for an hour straight with the responsibilities that I have. Nor do I have the attention span for it.
>inb4therideneverends
>Patch endlessly hyped up by people 'in the know'.
>Its nothing.
>again.
>>344229948
>it works
GG volvo
>>344230538
dude, at least half, probably ALL the valve pubs are matchmaking now. you can't say that it's nothing.
>>344230538
>balance changes
>another war update
>new comic
>matchmaking
>community servers are back
>stranges for every weapon
I'm sorry, you were saying?
>>344230641
Ok TJ """Henry""" Yoshi
>>344230678
>no hats, no market price ups, IT'S FUCKING SHIT
I can't do shit in TF2.
Everything is down and Find A Game does nthoing.
>>344230678
>balance changes
not worth hyping. its a patch. it has balance changes. nothing interesting
>another war update
except its just a vote of what next years patch will be
>new comic
not video games
>matchmaking
been in beta for ages. not new. not worth hyping.
>community servers are back
they left? hahahahaha
>stranges
fuck off
>>344231148
play with us
i dont have airfield nigga
sorry guys redirect having issues, just rejoin
I just got kicked out for not having a specific map in my files.
>>344231159
well looks like we got a negative nancy over here :(
>>344229948
Who fucking playtests for valve?oh yeah, tf2 players on TF2 beta
That's an unforgivable bug for QA people, the way I see it. It's like they opened the game, built a tele, made sure it cost the right amount of metal and called it a day.
>>344231680
why does valve have such a small internal team for a game this big
>>344232386
it's mostly just a cash cow now they maintain only to ensure it keeps spitting money.
>>344231159
Almost everyone else disagrees with you. If you're really this negative do everyone a favor and neck yourself.
>>344231159
Yes, it's been in beta for ages, and still should be in beta with the tiny test base they have. Have they tested this matchmaking system on valve pub noobs or noisemaking assholes like you? I doubt it.
I can't connect to the item server, and the game display freezes
>>344231159
filthy barney poster
>>344229432
i can never open the fucking godamn console
did someone managed to join a comp or casual game?
>>344228381
This update is literally shit.
bonk
Splatfests go out
TF2 team v team comes in
HOLY SHIT GABE IS A GENIEROUS
>>344235836
>Watching people on my friends list pop in and out of playing TF2
>Been baiting people to launch the game to see if they're up
Been at it for an hour now
>see update
>figure why not
>try to log in
>cant find valve servers anymore
>oh well look for a third party server
>start loading server
>kicked: reserved slot
>eh I remember this
>click another server
>kicked: disbaled html. enable to watch our 60 second unskippable ads
>the fuck
>third third party server
>kicked: ping over 50
c-can i please have valve servers back please
>>344237613
sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-N1-t6FA0
>>344237113
why did you post that bald asmr nigga
>>344237827
Because he played/plays(?) TF2 at one point, and I like his content
You guys know this has been avalible in consoles for a long ass time right?
I guess the PC master race wins again, ho ho ho.
Seriously what is the point of your double whammy $300 cards to play a decade old game.
Whatever homosexuals back to glorious consoletown, don't worry in 5 years you will catch up kids.
>>344238167
>console tf2
>anything to brag about ever
>>344238393
It was fun then, why do you keep playing with your only toy, are you poor or something?
>>344238167
>"Glorious ranked matchmaking in console TF2"
>4 people play the game
>Shitty stock maps
>Has barely been updated since launch
>>344235836
I had a dream in which I did.
>>344238840
wake up
>>344238393
>>344238660
Why do you idiots assume I am talking about tf2? I am playing black ops 3 and overwatch like all well adapted people.
At one point you must realize you are playing with stale shit, and you are missing out on life.
>>344239041
but what if i like the shit im playing with
i mean you seem pretty preoccupied with yours
>>344239041
The thread is about TF2. Are you autistic? You should get that checked, son.
>can't get into comp tf2
>can't get into casual tf2
>at least /v/ has a server up
>it's full
>play random modded servers
>never deal with this bullshit
ha
FUG
you can literally have a team of 6 demomen
competitive is a joke, don't reinstall this bloated corpse
>YOU GET PENALIZED FOR LEAVING NON-COMPETITIVE SERVERS
>NON-COMPETITIVE
>AS IN NON-RANKED
>AS IN ANY SERVER THAT IS NOT COMPETITIVE
>AS IN EVEN CUSTOM SERVERS
>IF YOU LEAVE THESE BEFORE THE GAME ENDS YOU GET A PENALTY
>YOU CAN'T RE-ENTER NON-COMPETITIVE SERVERS FOR THIRTY MINUTES
>THIRTY MINUTES FOR DISCONNECTING FROM NON-COMPETITIVE SERVERS
>NON-COMPETITIVE AS IN "ANY SERVER, EVEN CUSTOM ONES NOT HOSTED BY VALVE"
>YOU CAN NO LONGER FREELY DROP IN AND OUT OF SERVERS
>YOU ARE PENALIZED BY THE GAME FOR DOING WHAT YOU COULD DO IN ANY SOURCE GAME FOR OVER A DECADE
DEAD
DEAD
IT'S FUCKING DEAD
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>344240662
Dota 2 does this exact same thing
Sorry I dont play reddit meme games
>>344240837
DotA 2 is a fucking MOBA, not a casual team based shooter.
>>344240662
I can't fuck around in 24/7 Mario Kart servers anymore? Well shit, and chance of me coming back is gone.
>>344241089
You can, he's just shitposting. Community servers are the same, you're only penalized for leaving matchmaking.
>>344241089
no you can goto the server browser and to all those x10 server bullshit and leave. This guy thought casual mode is the server browser.
server crashed, it's back up now
>>344241425
Don't lie. BLU doxxed the server because they were getting blown the fuck out
>>344241226
>>344241348
Oh, good. Thanks.
>>344228381
Shit! Forgot to update. Wait for me faggots.
>>344228381
>Custom HUDs are fucked
I genuinely hope whoever came up with this shit dies of cancer. Fucking hell, this is all because retarded 12 year olds can't update their shit on their own and make the rest of us get fucked.
>>344242238
Custom HUDS get fucked every new big update you fucking moron
>>344240662
I'd take that over getting autobalanced any day. So long as the games are only 10 minutes a piece.
>>344242572
They didn't get disabled completely you fucking moron, the engine loaded the .res files to the best of its ability, which is good enough for me when it comes to health an ammo displays. But guess what? Now they're disabled completely until the devs update one file, and upon every TF2 update the hud will be fucked again until that file is changed.
Literally pandering to underage retards who can't update their own shit when it gets updated, and then blame Valve for broken shit.
this update is a goddamn abomination
what the fuck was valve thinking
>got into a 6v6 match
Even though everyone except 1 enemy team and 2 of my team left, the UI and HUD I did see was super slick
>Carlton dancing on the podium
>all the valve servers except for one rolled into matchmaking
well guess it's time to retire
upvote
>>344240837
and DOTA 2 is fucking dogshit, what is your point?
game is officially dead
good job valve
>>344239041
Overwatch I can understand. But really? Black Ops 3?
Anyone manage to actually play the matchmaking yet?
>>344245540
lolno
When I got onto the matchmaker system:
Players in game: 0
Players searching: 1879
Empty servers: 0
Oh Valve... don't abuse your cash cow after neglecting it for so long.
First FTP and now this to fix the shit caused by going FTP? No, it's not.
I guess I'll have to wait a week and see it all cancelled, the shit storm blown over with the changes, or the game dead and never good again.
>>344239041
>he laughs at people for playing TF2 and not Call of fucking Duty
Every time I think /v/ has reached the absolute worst it somehow becomes even fucking worse
Jesus CHRIST
So is it actually any good?
I'm thinking about reinstalling and going back in
>>344247436
The matchmaking servers are down so half the update isn't available. Mind you every major update the item server goes down so even if there were new items you'd only be able to use them a day or two after the update hits.
>>344247536
Eh, whatever.
I'm reinstalling TF2 right now so hopefully by tomorrow its all fixed.
>>344247536
>can't join matchmaking
>was in the competitive matchmaking beta
>claims I'm not qualified for competitive
good job, valve
Comp matchmaking works fine now.
