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You better have voted for heavy as he is the face of TF2!
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I wanna play so bad but the TF2 severs seem to be down on East Coast
heavy4life
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>item server down
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>pyro gets myriad buffs this update
>heavy only gets nerfs

guess I'm voting heavy, lads.
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They forgot to put up the matchmaking servers, did they?
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>>344221061
>Abandoning your teammates (leaving the server) during a Casual match will count as an automatic loss, and you will recieve no experience
Alright, fair enough.
>Additionally, you will receive a matchmaking cooldown, preventing you from playing further Casual matches for a period of time.
Fuck.
>Subsequent abandons may increase the length of this cooldown.
What the hell Valve? Why do I have to suffer with braindead idiots?

In addition
>5 Core Game Modes
>3 Excludes remaining
This is fucking stupid. Why can't I pick what I fucking want to play? Why do I need the other game mode?
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>Valve servers are fucking gone
>all that's left outside of matchmaking faggotry is skial, lotus or furry servers
time to uninstall I guess
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>Want to join team heavy so I can finally have fun with the fat fuck again
>Coordinator and item servers are both fucked sideways
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>Medic gets Scout movement speed so long as he stays on Medigun and his last healed target is Scout
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>>344223191
This. Whatever happened to being able to hop in and out of games as you like? This isn't fucking Overbotched for fuck's sake volvo a team's not going to be fucked forever because one out of 12 teammates decided he'd much rather play Payload now instead of CTF.
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>can't join a game
>can't check my items
>can't check the store
>can't vote
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>>344222936
>nat and brass beast nerfed
literally for what purpose?
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>Cola didn't get nerfed hard enough
>Whip still bugged
>Sniper didn't get nerfed hard enough
>Heavy got nerfs nobody asked for?
>Spy will now be scout speed non stop with big earner/dr
>Medic getting more buffs
>Sydney sleeper is potentially game breaking now
Otherwise update is a 7/10 imo
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>>344223624
>can't get my disgaea items
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JUUUUST
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Imagine
>join game
>friendlys on your team
Fuck competitive, im playing casual until the autism settles down
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>>344221061
A vote for heavy is a vote for Russia and /pol/.
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>Make an update forcing players to use valve's matchmaking
>It doesn't fucking work
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Scout
- Crit-A-Cola
- Added Marked-for-Death debuff for 2 seconds after the buff effect expires
- The Soda Popper
- Added "On hit: build Hype"
- Removed "build hype by running around"
- Shortstop
- Added an Alt-fire attack -- reach out and shove someone!
- Removed +healing bonus
- Reduced pushback vuln to +20% (from +40%)
- Sun on a stick
- Take 25% less damage from fire while deployed

Soldier
- The Righteous Bison
- Fixed a bug causing players to be hit by the same projectile multiple times, causing the damage dealt to vary wildly
- Per-shot damage has been increased to compensate, resulting in slightly more damage on average
- Point-blank deals 54 damage (previously 20-80)
- Maximum range deals 24 damage (previously 14-56)
- Slowed projectile by 30%
- Projectile damage reduced by 25% for each enemy penetrated
- Updated projectile impact sound
- The Disciplinary Action
- Reduced duration of speed bonus on teammates to 2 seconds (from 3)
- The Rocket Jumper
- Updated model/materials and sound

Sniper
- Cozy Camper
- Now requires a full charge to gain flinch resistance
- The Sydney Sleeper
- When fully charged, or when making a headshot, now applies Jarate in a radius
- Scoped shots now extinguish teammates
- The Cleaner's Carbine
- Removed hidden +10% damage taken multiplier while under the effects

Heavy
- Natascha and Brass Beast
- 20% damage resistance now only applies when spun up and below 50% max health
- Huo-Long Heater
- Added -10% damage
- Added +25% increased damage vs. burning players
- Reduced ammo drain to -4/sec (from -6)
- Reduced pulse damage from Ring of Fire to 12 (from 15) due to increased damage vs. burning
- Buffalo Steak Sandvich
- Fixed "damage taken" multiplier accidentally being +10%, instead of the listed +25%

Spy
- Base
- Max speed increased to 320 (from 300)
- Enforcer
- Attacks pierce resist and absorb effects from all sources
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Is anyone else's update starting and stoppign constantly?
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>>344223952
matchmaking is the cancer of modern video games
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Pyro
- All Flamethrowers
- Added: Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%
- Medics hear a "healing interrupted" sound when this is happening to their heal target
- The Manmelter
- Removed (hidden) 20% fire rate penalty

Medic
- Base
- All Mediguns allow the Medic to match the speed of their heal target
- Previously only available on The Quick Fix
- Quick Fix
- ÜberCharge rate reduced to +15% (from +25%)
- Overdose
- Increased movement speed bonus to +20% (from +10%)
- Increased damage penalty to -15% (from -10%)
- Dropped Mediguns
- Stored ÜberCharge begins to decay over time after coming to rest

Demoman
- Base
- All boots now require a shield to activate any move speed bonus listed on the item
- The Iron Bomber
- Decreased the fuse time to 1.4 seconds (from 2.0)
- The Quickiebomb Launcher
- Increased charge time reduction to -70% (from -50%)
- Increased damage bonus for (max) charged shots to +35% (from +25%)
- Increased clip size penalty to -50% (from -25%)
- Removed "Stickybombs fizzle 4 seconds after landing"
- The Sticky Jumper
- Updated model/materials and sound

Engineer
- Base
- Level 1 teleporters now cost 50 metal (previously 125)
- Widowmaker
- Damage increased +10% when attacking the same target as your sentry
- Eureka Effect
- Reduced "50% less metal from Dispensers and Pickups" to 20%
- Added "Teleporters cost 50% less metal"
- The Short Circuit
- Base projectile attack is -10 metal (hit or miss) and then add -5 metal for each projectile destroyed (sometimes a buff, sometimes a nerf)
- The Pomson
- Fixed an exploit with shooting through your own buildings
- Increased close-range damage to 72 (from 62)
- Reduced long-range damage to 32 (from 42)
- Updated projectile impact sound
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>>344223997
pause and resume the update
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>>344223978

>- The Sydney Sleeper

THANK YOU VALVE IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED
I DON'T HAVE TO BE ASHAMED OF HAVING A HALE'S OWN
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>>344223997
nope, mine finished in 2min
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Can we just take a second to appreciate how fucking good the UI looks now

and besides the Quick Fix being nerfed to shit and the Disciplinary Action being nerfed for fucking no reason this was a pretty good update

I'm happy, maybe Valve isn't ready to let TF2 die yet
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>>344223938
>Heavy is winning in a landslide
/pol/ wins yet again
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>>344221061
>Caring at all
It's gonna be 2018 before the update hits anyway.
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>>344223938
a vote for pyro is a vote for /trash/ and /mlp/
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>Balances hyped by B4nny barely address anything wrong with the game
>They gave scout a fucking airbast

I might just uninstall for ever
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>>344223997
Don't worry, you can't play any games yet because Valve fucked up
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>The Quickfix went from shit to OP to shit again in your lifetime
nice
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>>344224179
>Can we just take a second to appreciate how fucking good the UI looks now
what did they change?
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>hyped for update
>like the change log
>get in-game
>no more valve servers
>have to play 'casual' match making now or go on some community server with 1billion addons
>can't play your favorite game mode on your favorite map anymore, have to pick two game modes and hope you get the one you want
god dammit valve
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>>344224204
>tries to argue for /pol/
>uses comparisons that are better than /pol/
LOL
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>>344224308
Literally everything
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>>344224105
thanks
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WEW VALVE
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>>344224323
It's to make the game more focused on competetive, and not playing friendly pootis heavy.
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>>344224323
casual match making is valve servers you fucking idiot
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>>344224376
I was just saying, guy.

Though it certainly reinforces my statement
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>Removing all the custom servers, including the custom game modes like x10 or randomizer.

What the fuck valve..
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>>344224452
Trust me, look at the game modes and
>exclusions
after that. Shit's even worse.
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>>344224204
Speaking of which
>/b/
>/r9k/
>/s4s/
>/trash/
These are all basically the same board with minor variations. I don't get it.
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>>344224495
community server option you mongtard
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>>344224495
???
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>>344224495
Community servers are still present.
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>>344221061
How can we even fucking vote when we can't even connect to the game servers?
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>>344224572
Containment boards are a meme that moot/hiro kept falling for.
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.
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>>344224495
>>344224323
>>344224495
Are they going the CS:GO route?
Hiding community server away?
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>>344221061
ITT: idiots who cant play tf2 competitively and think that heavy isnt viable. pyro needs a rework
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>>344223373
This would never happen with Overwatch.

>Heroes never die.
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>>344224684
It's motherfucking Valve, they should know how to handle some servers by now, jesus
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>>344224415
Post it. Maybe I won't need broesel anymore
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Sandvich, I...
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>>344224495
>>344224698
They're literally in the server menu you fucking blind mongoloids.
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>>344224663
this board is an containment board, all boards are containment boards
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TEAM PYRO FOREVER

SERVER STATUS:FOREVER DEAD
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VOTE PYRO

BURN THE HERETICS
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>>344224481
He didn't mean literally valve's servers you autist
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It's MvM all over again...
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>>344224493
>>>/pol/
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>mfw the soda popper is dead
>mfw the critacola is still alive
>mfw every change heavy got was a nerf
>mfw the only good heavy unlocks now are the Tomislav/Sandvich/GRU
>mfw Scout can airblast now without ammo
>mfw Demo cant use boots with stickies to gain speed anymore
>mfw the cozy camper got nerfed but the danger shield did not
>mfw you can no longer create your own servers
>mfw you can no longer browse casual servers by map, or pick your own maps at all
>mfw casual mode actually has penalties for leaving.
>mfw casual mode is just matchmaking
>mfw Asteroid and Cactus canyon are completely unplayable now
>mfw this update is about chosing which class wont be horrendously underpowered longer.
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>>344224572
They sure are.
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@344224741
>mentioning Overwatch in a TF2 thread
not gonna give you my hard-earned (You) for this bait
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FUCK! The balance is still too shitty to being more limited to play like that. The old server browser was shit because you did not know if you were joining server with 3- minutes left or if it was in a vote to change to another map, sometimes even joining a server with a map and see the welcome screen being of a completely different map, but that does not mean I wanted that to be lost.

Now you are going to be fucked if you want to try anything interesting at all to have fun. I loved to jump into servers and play with the sticky jumper and the iron bomber but against a barely decent team it's going to be fucking stupid to try and play like that so if you rank up you will have to addapt to whatever "meta" people want in this shit balance they have and everything involved with it if you don't want to die inmediatly.

Just imagine people trowing shit and votes inmediatly just because of what you want to play as in the higher ranks. I hope I'm grong and you can fuck around however you want or else this is the worst update for me. The balance is still fucking shit! How can you be so fucking stupid like that? They grabed the worst of overwatch and mixture of the change in gameplay based on comp play. They only needed to add a mirrored version of Goldrush to show that they have no idea about what they are doing. My fucking, this update... I hope I'm wrong with everything.
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>>344224826
>>344224886
lol look at these fuckboys
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>>344224415
post a screenshot
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>>344221061
>voted pyro
>can't play
Valve did this on purpose, the game is rigged
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>>344224794
>that nose
(((Heavy)))
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>Buffed Spy's speed

They actually did it

the absolute madmen
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Post id so we can play together in a party of team pyro
http://steamcommunity.com/id/the_dick_show
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>>344224179
DA'ing a heavy with the GRU got him to mid before the scouts
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>>344224698
>>344224495
its right here goddamn you are blind stop fuckign shouting
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>>344224556
>Matchmaking cooldown for abandonment
>In FUCKING CASUAL

This is what's irritating me. Valve doesn't do this with CS:GO because that's what comp is for. And now TF2 has comp so...?
I don't even know what the hell is going on at Valve anymore.
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>no more Valve servers
>options are either:
>play a random map on a random game mode, or
>play on skial norespawn furrypound

This is not okay.
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>>344224773
>>344224947
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Post loadout
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>>344225021
Can't even invite people. Shit's fucking broken.
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They need to make some better training. Only 4 classes is kinda lousy
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>>344225053
WHERE ARE THE SERVERS HEAVY!?
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I preferred Valve servers being available through the browser rather than matchmaking that doesn't work. It'd be nice to get some good vanilla community servers too again mind.
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>>344225086
Maybe they're worried it'll turn into verbal shitposting like csgo's cas'
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>>344225086
Oh no, I'm pissed about that as well. But I'm even more pissed that I don't have the option to fucking pick what I even want to play in this godforsaken game anymore.
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>>344225153
nice bootleg team captain
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>>344224179

Yeah, I have to admit, I like the UI they have now. If they can get the item servers and competitive stuff running, it'll be a good day.
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Is it working yet?
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>>344225243
If anything, I hope that Valve servers working only with matchmaking will drive the community to bring back some decent servers
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>>344225202
IT'S RIGHT HERE YOU...
YOU...
DOUBLE SPY
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>>344225053
My bad, I had a different HUD that didn't allow that to slide out.
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>>344225024
How is that a disadvantage to the enemy team to a point where they needed to fuck it up for soldier? Just nerf the GRU instead.
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>>344224481
>matchmaking
>ever
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>>344225508
GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS FUCKFACE THE ONLY POPULATED SERVERS ARE SKIAL AND FURRY ERP ONES
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>>344225243
>favorite map is cp_egypt

>5 years ago
>many different dedicated cp_egypt community servers
>pick one and have fun

>1 day ago
>no more community servers but many Valve control point servers on rotation
>search all Valve control point servers, pick one currently on cp_egypt, have fun

>today
>maaaaybe the matchmaking will place me into cp_egypt for one 10-minute game
>maybe
>check the community servers, there's one server on cp_egypt
>it's the furry pound
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>>344225640

>not liking Skial

Get a load of this guy.
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>>344225270
TF2 has had verbal shitposting for years.
Seriously it's been years since I had voice enabled because nobody has anything to say that's worth listening to these days.
>>344225271
Yeah that's pretty fucking stupid especially since you can't pick the maps, considering A/D has a number of shit maps (Snowplow and fucking JUNCTION, the objectively worst map in the game). The payload rotation is pretty good though. Haven't played 5CP in so long because I don't like how most of those maps have the final point cap in 1-2 seconds. It just encourages steamrolls.
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>>344224773
if you meant browser then yeah you'll need it more than ever now if you just wanna match that you don't wanna sweat

there are no more valve pubs, it's a competitive in it's own right kind of like Overwatch's casual mode
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ENGINEER WAS SAVED?
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>>344225745
>favorite map is cp_egypt
You should consider killing yourself
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>>344225640
Fucking skial

>TFW so many good communities died slow deaths over the years
It's true that TF2 may not be technically "dead" but it's certainly not the life of the party anymore.
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>>344225745

egypt is terrible though
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>>344225902

>50 metal teleporters

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.
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>>344221061
>sold my aussie last week
>gonna get fucked because new update will drive up demand because it's not shit
thats what I get for investing in futures
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>>344225923
>>344225972
>literally LITERALLY missing the point

Replace it with your favorite map you bronies, the map choice has literally nothing to do with what I was saying
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>>344225995
AND IM ALL OUTTA ASS
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>>344224929
>Valve servers are literally gone
>either play on cancerous community servers
>or give valve either 10 dorra or your phone number to get penalized for quitting a casual match
I think i'm about finished with valve at this point
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>>344225902
>Widowmaker does 10% more damage to enemies being shot by your sentry
Whip out those minis boys!
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>>344225745
>cp_egypt
The halloween event was good, but the map sucks
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>>344226079
Hold up, you need to give them your phone number to play casual too? Oh lawd have mercy.
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And Valve broke the game again
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>>344225995
>50 metal teleporters
Im legitimately scared right now, they're going to be all over the place and nobody will be able to deal with them
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>>344226079
No you fucking nigger, the phone number/10$ is only for competitive, you can play casual just fine
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>tfw seeing all these community servers booming already
>my old community servers that were previously empty suddenly have players in them
i can't believe it you guys
im sitting here and i have this stupid grin on my face
too bad valve CAN'T FIX THEIR OWN SHITTY MATCHMAKING SERVICE WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER NOBODY CAN USE YOUR SHIT
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>>344226079
Why do people lie on the internet
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>>344226227
No but if you abandon a match you get penalized.
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>>344225745
oh fuck bro, I didn't even think of that, jesus christ what a shitshow of an update
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>>344223978
>soldier
>slowed projectile speed by 30%
for what purpose. airshots were hard enough to hit
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>No buff for the Classic

Come on Valve. Why add a gun to the game if you intend for it to never be usable?
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>>344223621
>>344223191
the fuck retards just play on servers that aren't matchmaking
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>>344225508
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>>344225053
>to defeat waves murderous robots
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>>344226505
that's the righteous bison, anon
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>>344226448

In all fairness, Valve updates always break the game in some way. It takes about an hour to fix.
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>>344226537
cute
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>>344226368
>mfw Eureka Effect lowers it to 25 metal.
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Is UGC still going to be a thing?
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>>344226378
it is? oh thank god
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So do you basically need a mic to play competitive right now?
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>>344226368
What's the big deal? Not like you can actually spam teleporters, it's just slightly more convenient.
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>that piss sniper buff
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>>344226509
Fuck the classic man, I've been waiting for the Sleeper to get an explosive round-styled way of spreading piss like a disease.
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>>344226529
lol ok

fastrespawn, 10x damage, donators get double health!
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>>344226628
I have to say its probably going to fold at this point now
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>>344226570
whoops I'm fucking stupid
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>All mediguns now get the target's speed
This is a good change.
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>>344226667
teleporters were always super annoying to deal with, like not break, a spy can easily fuck up all your teleporters with minimal effort and even then, when you place it, aware players will destroy it fast and then what?
place it closer to the spawn? that's the point.
it just makes it slightly less of a hassle but doesn't save the teleporters from being a distraction from keeping your turrets safe.
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>>344226842
Yeah, maybe now Medics will heal me when I play Scout, if only for the speed buff
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>>344226701
The Sleeper definitely needed a buff, but so does the Classic. There was no reason to use either of them before.
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>>344226924
what's the point*
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>>344226963
there was when the sleeper made you immune to headshots
many fond memories of that + a medic
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I am very dissapointed to be honest.
>motherfucking heavy nerfed when he should be buffed through the roof
>most weapon changes are shit
>enemy spies still visible through walls when you spawn

I thought this update would be better.
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>Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Oh boy Valve is finally going to make the Steak usef-
>Fixed "damage taken" multiplier accidentally being +10%, instead of the listed +25%
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>>344224907
>that 30min queque to join one game through valve matchmaking
Not like this.
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>>344227056
heavy is good in competitive, pyro is trash in competitive, makes sense to nuff heavy
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>still not connected to the valve servers
B-bazinga
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You'd think that after 7 years this shit wouldn't happen anymore

But no, every time there's an update the servers still shit themselves
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>teleporter cost reduced
That's dandy and all but what I really wanted was for teleporter deploys to not take a millennium.
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>>344227193
>heavy is good in competitive
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this fucking update is trash
what the fuck were they thinking
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>>344227193
>heavy is good in competitive
Only picked to stand on the last point
>pyro is trash in competitive
Only picked to airblast ubers
They have very similar level of presence in comp.
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>>344227321
>7 years
try 9
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ALMOST 10 YEAR OF TF2 AND VALVE CAN'T UPDATE THE GAME WITHOUT SHITTING THE SERVERS
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>>344227346
hit them with the wrench
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>>344227056
pyro was completely useless before the update. Heavy could at least be used in some stupid fringe strategies in comp.

although, heavy did not need a nerf.
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>>344227193
>Heavy is good in competitive
He's shit to the point that he's barely useful in pubs, let alone on competitive
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>engineer will never get new buildings
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>>344227450
>pyro was completely useless before the update
he still is
very nice competitive mode we have where half the classes are useless or never used
sasuga valve-senpai
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>>344224794
Are you a cop?
Do you have anything to lose?
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>>344227581
why did valve listen to compfags?
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>>344226054

yes it absolutely does

good maps are always populated with valve and community servers. nobody likes to play your shit map.
i bet you like hydro faggot
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>>344227418
They should have had at least kept Valve servers available through the server browser. Everything on there right now has some fucked set up or is some ridiculous mod. I don't care if items aren't available, I just want to play normal TF2.
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>Fixed the Engineer's missing pelvis hitbox
What did they mean by this?
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>>344227346
What I'd like is them not getting to level 1 if one of the ends gets destroyed
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>no server browser
>click on find a game
>nothing happens

>mfw

not sure if its because of rayshud or what.
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>>344227834
Engy didn't have a dick. You could shoot him in the crotch and it would do no damage.
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>>344227578

Do you want another minisentry fiasco? Any building they add is gonna cause something like that, or even worse if it replaces the tele.
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>Cow Mangler untouched
>LnL untouched
>QF fucking NERFED
b4nny needs to be shot and then hanged
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>>344223191
This must be a fucking joke. This has gotta be the worst change TF2 has gotten ever.
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>>344227923
>why doesn't my hud work with this brand new main menu?

really?
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>>344227834
he had balls of steel
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>>344227923
>Big update
>Valve servers
It isnt rocket science, probably wont be up for some hours.
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>>344227923
it is
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>>344227834
There used to be a small gap in his hitbox around his waist where bullets could rarely pass through. Also did anyone else's captcha just change to the impossible words (pic related)?
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>>344227808
THIS
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>>344228146
they change all the time apparently
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I love how since Overwatch came out Everyones jumping on TF2's cock like they werent bitching about it saying it was ruined and a brony filled ruin filled with foreigners when it became f2p.

Classic contrarianism.. Never change /v/ I love you
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>>344228146
they don't stop changing, it's obnoxious as fuck
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>>344228513
>/v/ is one person
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>>344225053
>play a match in a game mode of your choosing
not anymore
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>>344224080
>- The Sticky Jumper
>- Updated model/materials and sound
the new jumper models look fucking horrible
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>>344224376
>>344224924
>>344223938
Are you okay?
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>>344228513
>/v/ is a single homosapian
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>>344228059
>>344228101
I don't know, the last few updates were fine for me right off the hop. I literally only use the HUD for the one crosshair that has a green circle in the middle because I'm colour blind.

>>344228108
ok, I'll remove it
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>mfw this war stuff doesn't really matter because the blog said they're probably both getting updates anyway

No matchmaking is still dumb though.
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>>344225053
>play a match in the gamemode of your choosing
lol nope
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>>344226069
THAT WAS UNreasonable
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>>>/vg/
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>>344228610
>>344228893
Are you blind?
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>>344228863
It's for whoever you want fixed ASAP. I just wish they'd give the winner some exclusive bullshit just to piss off the other side.
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>>344224929
>the cozy camper got nerfed but the danger shield did not
HOW THE FUCK could they not nerf the danger shield?
it's the single most bullshit overpowered annoying piece of shit in the game right now. FUCK Valve they're all incompetent idiots that don't even play the game.
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>>344226509
classic needs to be closer to the actual classic sniper
right now its just nonsense cobbled together so they can avoid people complaining about hipfire headshots
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Welp, just uninstalled the game. What an incredibly shifty update.
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>>344228962
you don't get a choice you stupid fucking nigger
you get 5 choices
you can only exclude 3
so if you wanted to play, say payload goldrush, you also have to take a 50% chance of landing in fucking dustbowl
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>you get penalized for leaving a match in fucking Casual
I don't understand.
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>>344223191

Haha pleb, matches last less than 5 minutes when your team is bad, we both know you have nothing better to do, stop being a bitch and learn to lose.
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>>344227445
I have PLACES TO BE
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>>344228990

That'd be nice but one side's gonna be salty as fuck, like the demos from the original WAR update. (yes I know it was rigged for soldier but demo would have made the game horrible with gunboats).
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Wow, just reinstalled the game. What a great update.
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>>344229113
The original post was about community/custom servers. You really are blind.
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>>344227578
>>344227947
Weren't they going to let him build speed pads at one point in exchange for the teleporter?

What ever happened to that?
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>>344229159

>loser joins team
team is losing
>loser leaves
>is penalized

I don't see the problem. Alternatively,

>hate your team
>wait until match is over
>THEN leave

Not hard to do.
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>>344229263
too creative
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>>344229183
It's what the jag was made for.
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>>344229113
Why would anyone in any walk of life under any circumstance want to play goldrush?

Not him but I see your point and I hate this.
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No option to create your own listen server in the main menu?
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>>344229179
>he can't singlehandedly keep his team from losing the last point, stalling the game for ten minutes
Scrub
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Heavybro coming through!
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>>344229356
just enter "map [mapname]" into the console
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>items server down
>everyone in vanilla loadout
>tf2 is running smoother than ever without all those hats bloating my cpu
thank you jesus
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>>344229332
>casual
>penalized for leaving
>can't even pick the fucking map that you want to play
>nor the fucking gametype
yeah awesome system there
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>the taskbar logo has been replaced by the standard HL2 logo

Seems like the fáms at Valve failed a spot check
>>
>didn't fix baby face blaster

kay not like I cared.
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Pyro needs rebalancing desperately, Heavy already does his job as a tank. Pyro's in an awkward support place right now, his shotgun does better damage than his flamethrower.
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>>344229352
glad you see my point, this whole matchmaking update is a fucking joke. Casual matchmaking should have never existed, there was NOTHING wrong with quickplay.
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>>344229442
>nor the fucking gametype
t. retard
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>>344229332
It's "casual" mode. I should be able to jump in and out of matches as I have or not have time to keep playing. It shouldn't require an active commitment, what the fuck is Competitive there for, then?

And since they're Valve they also went ahead and busted the server browser's kneecaps. What a fucking shit update.
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>>344229035
They should remove the movespeed penalty and make it so you can headshot at any charg, but make it so headshots only minicrit.
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>>344229576
You can't pick a game mode, the closest you can narrow the search down to is between two game modes
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>>344229570
Yeah that's what I was hoping they'd do. Just fucking leave quick play exactly the way it was, and add competitive.
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You are on Heavy's Team, right Comrade?
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>>344229003
If you played a useful class, you wouldn't need quickscopes.
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Fuck this shit. Fucking CS:GO 2.0. TF2 was already shit, now it's fucking dead. Still voting for Heavy.
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>>344227578
What's the point of having the PDA as an item slot in the customize menu?
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>>344229846
Strange PDA
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>>344229332
TF2's always been a game where you can hope in and out of matches at your leisure, definitely doesn't make sense to add penalties for casual matchmaking. This wouldn't be as big of a problem if not for the community servers being a massive pile of dogshit for the forseeable future.
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>mfw I was hyped as fuck
>mfw I believed in Valve to deliver a great update
>mfw now
>mfw you can't select the map or gamemode you want anymore
>mfw you can't leave the game anytime you want anymore
>mfw all these balance changes are shit

I just can't. I wanted TF2 to be good.
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>>344229820
t. silver babby with shit reaction time
did CS fuck your mum?
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>>344229964
thank fucking god.
im tired of only playing cp_steele and cp_mountainlab
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>>344229954
The community servers went to shit in the first place because quickplay funneled all the illiterate players into Valve servers.
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>>344229964
Hey if you gibe 400k in a kickstarter I'll make s better game : 3
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>>344229576
it's a 50-50 tossup you fucking retarded brainless piece of apeshit, you don't get a guarantee of what you want to play
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>>344229747
Fuck no, Heavy isn't nearly as unplayable as pyro
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>>344229964
>mfw you can't leave the game anytime you want anymore

This is what pisses me off the most. It seems like they've effectively removed pubs by pulling this bullshit.
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>>344229964
Same here. This is atrocious.
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>>344228660
Is that a VLC ad or something?
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>>344229424
Unfortunately, for whatever fucking reason, I can never get the console to appear at game launch.
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Can someone explain the enforcer fix?
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get in here and play you fags
connect 192.223.24.203:27015
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>>344230121
how the fuck would that lead to community servers being shit? Wouldn't that have the opposite effect if less retards played on your servers?
>>344229723
that would make too much sense
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>>344226069
good thing they fixed engineer's missing pelvis hitbox
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>>344230072
CS:GO was fucking casual shit.
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>>344230252
its supposed to be the demo jumping
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FUCKING SERVERS
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>>344230278
Retards made up the majority of the population. Servers died out because players stopped circulating.
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>>344230121
In my experience most of them have always been shit (at least any under 100 ping for me), and I've been playing since 2008. The quickplay Valve servers being added was kind of bittersweet because at least I could play vanilla again.
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>>344230262
Is there an "absolutely halal" pic with that demo?
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>>344229332
What do you do about ragequitter, what do you do about people who have to choose between waiting in spawn/fucking around or in the tittle screen because they got into a map they did not even want to play in the first play? What the fuck is going to happen to buttmad people who start calling random votes to kicks, like a heavy who call a vote to kick the medic just because he thinks the medic is shit for lettim him die when he wanted to fight 6 people on his own, or when they simply get mad at you.

In other topic, what happens with the tha have ragequitters now? I've ended up in matches with 10+ people against 4 on my team more times than I could remember. Do you have to rely in begging others to switch to your team or autobalance mean autoscramble and the numbers are going to be balanced like always if people can't randomly join in anymore.

I could be wrong about what I'm saying because I'm based on what I think the server works like right now, I can't play the game right now.
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>>344230460
I figured as much
didn't help that most community servers were always trash
>admins
>plugins
>mods
>etc
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>every medigun gets quick fix ability
>alright then whats the quick fix buff?
>quick fix nerfed

w-what
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>>344230357
you're bad, nigger
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Serious question; why is it that every fucking update Valve puts out crashes the servers for fucking hours? How have they not fixed this after nine goddamn YEARS of updating the game?

More importantly, if they can't fix the problem, couldn't they at the very least have a cache of your backpack right before the update to let you play around with your items and weapons?
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>>344230260
Its bullets now ignore damage resistance.

For example, you can deal full damage to someone who has the Vaccinator's bullet resist uber.
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>>344221061
im down
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>>344230718
I see... seems like a weird random buff. Did enforcer have problem with vac or something?
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>>344230568
The Quick-Fix was overpowered you dumb clown.
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