Why is nobody talking about this? I haven't been this excited for a GTA Online update ever since the Heists update.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A_35Z4eQfg
>>344214045
>Why is nobody talking about this?
Because
>Grand Theft Auto Online
seems like just goofy racing mode stuff
glad to see they're rolling with the crazy stuff and not trying to force people to do realism but I don't care too much.
GTA:O has some of the most clunkiest interface for any online game I've played. The loading times are ungodly and joining a match takes fucking ages.
where the fuck are casinos. I would play the fuck out of the game if I could just play virtual blackjack with people
Don't forget to buy a dozen shark cards just so you can afford all those new overpriced in game cars they're gonna add.
>>344215062
>not just having a hacker drop you 8 million
>>344215180
>tfw you don't know how to find a hacker to drop you millions and you dont wanna risk getting banned yourself
>Online DLC
>>344214045
>GTA
Ooh
>Online
Into the trash
>>344215406
Leela a cute.
>>344215383
Just enter a public server, there's bound to be at least one hacker, if he refuses to give you money then go to another server and try again, you should get the money in less than 20 minutes. I got like 20 million from a hacker once, bought the most expensive apartment, tons of garages and expensive cars, etc. Rockstar removed like 5 million that was a left over but I managed to keep everything I had bought with the hacked money.
>>344214045
>female driver
>and asian for extra diversity
LOL
>>344214045
Because it's going to be another batch of overpriced cars just to shill for shark cards.
At least this looks neater than anything they released since the heists.
>>344215698
>implying that any amount of cars and apartments could make GTA Online fun
But hey, this is coming from a guy who doesn't see the point in investing time in any multiplayer game, especially one as cheap, insulting, and unrewarding as GTAO
I can't wait to roam around doing nothing, before awkwardly joining a deathmatch type mini game, all the while enduring a bunch of uncivilized 14 year olds hollering and playing awful rap music through their 20 mics prior to driving around around the map getting shot at for no reason by random people because their small minds can't comprehend anything beyond 'deugh shoot da person'
Of course the next Red Dead will be catered to these braindead cunts as well, we won't see any single player dlc for that and they'll have microtransactions in the form of war bonds or gold nuggets because taking money away from dumb faggots who want to buy a new pair of virtual pants to lengthen their e-peen is more profitable than making a proper game.
Drink paint.
Also, here are some cute cats.
>>344214045
>cunning stunts
I read it as stunning cunts.
this is update is literally rockstars version of SAMP
>>344214045
>Rockstar
They are officially EA/Blizzard/Ubisoft shit tier company.
Thats why.
>>344215841
Stop shitposting m8, the car there is based on the Group B Audi Quattro, which was driven by Michele Mouton.
>>344216298
Don't forget the long-ass loading screens, and shit that should've been in singleplayer.
>>344216346
stupid me
wrote "is" twice
If I wanted to play Trackmania I would play Trackmania
>>344214045
hey instead of playing this shitshow you can play trackmania
I actually enjoy racing more than any other job, but it got stupid stale after a point.
Looks cool enough, will probably boot it up to try it. Y'all nigs just hate fun.
>>344216310
yes that's the joke well done
>>344216462
>female drivers
LMAO
>>344216821
AWAKEN MY ANIKI
>>344214884
>blackjack
Poker master race
Remember when rockstar said there would be SP dlc?
Good times
>>344216973
>>344217136
>Remember when rockstar said there would be SP dlc?
They literally never said that.
>>344216884
>hate fun
GTA Online is just kids on their mics shooting each other.
Does the game still require weeks of grinding to get the fun toys?
>>344217230
Yeah, they did. Look it up, jackass.
>>344217136
>believing Rockstar's lies
>>344217230
they did
>>344217368
What do you think?
>>344217368
Not with Shark Cards™
Can't get it cuz I have the PS3 version.
I actually enjoy doing heroin more than any other substance, but it got stupid stale after a point.
Looks cool enough, will probably shoot it up to try it. Y'all nigs just hate fun.
>>344217136
No one could give a fuck
>>344217563
I had hacked money back when the game first came out, and I still couldn't get anything because it's also locked behind level. Most I could do is buy some base-level cars and a big apartment.
>>344217230
filename
>>344217678
What's it like being 13 nowadays?
Is the Obey snapback mandatory or more of a recommended uniform?
>do a race in GTAO
>everyone just rams you
>>344214045
Should up their editing. That video is obnoxious.
>>344217678
I do
I feel bad for anyone playing this game that never got free money from glitches and hackers at the start. It's really such a fucking grind.
One one hand, it seems to be adding shit like boost pads and doing tricks in mid air which could really make mission maker go nuts if added in, on the other, races in the sky have been done for years since Rockstar added the mission maker for online
I'm just waiting for Rockstar to release the Single Player DLC before I get the PC version
>>344217678
speak for yourself faggot
the GTA IV episodes were great
>>344217678
This, pretty much.
Rockstar really fucked over GTA fans.
A shitty story and characters, no SP DLC, a jetpack """"mystery"""" that's dragged along by updates, making basic features online-only, and making Online a fucking unfun chore.
The only people that are content with GTA V are shitters and/or underages.
>>344217368
it's literally piss easy to get money, and have fun doing it, everyone who complains about grindy ass bullshit missions are fucking retarded, I just made 41k in like 15 minutes on one power play, which is fun as fuck
I STILL WANT COPS AND CROOKS
THE ONLY GOOD GOD DAMN GAME TYPE FROM 4
IM STILL MAD
>>344218215
Hello, Rockstar employee.
>>344218147
Oh, I forgot to mention the psychic police and killing people with a shot to the foot.
>>344218467
>killing people with a shot to the foot.
thats nothing you kill people with one punch
>>344218215
>41k
Meanwhile to even have a single way to get money that DOESN'T depend on retarded faggot teammates that always die and fuck up the heist; you have to have a 4 million MINIMUM buyin for CEO stuff.
In short, get fucked.
I tried to boot up GTAO once but the guys in suits that came to my house couldn't fit all of their cocks in my butt so I couldn't get in unfortunately
>>344218215
>Play 1 heist
>get enough money to buy a luxury car
This
Seriously I guess the rest of /v doesn't like having to do a single mission to get $300,000
>>344217832
I remember reading an article where Rockstar actually denied ever saying this and when confronted with this headline they essentially said "that wasn't a confirmation, we never said we were actually WORKING on anything"
>>344218981
The problem is that you will ALWAYS be matched with retarded third worlders, or newbies who have no guns, and they will ALWAYS disappoint you.
ALWAYS.
I started playing GTAO again a little over a month ago. Since then, I have attempted to finish the humane labs raid that I am hosting (I've done all of them but I like the humane labs one the most). Almost every day I attempt to finish the setups.
To this day, I am still stuck on the key codes because puggies ALWAYS die, and ALWAYS let you down. They don't even listen when I tell them to hide up on the roof and just let me handle everything.
THAT'S why its hard to get money. You can't finish the heists because your teammates are inevitably fucking worthless, and the game FORCES you to take 3 of the useless cunts along with you, even if you don't need them, and when they fuck up and die, the whole thing fails.
Then they leave the game, you get forced into another 4 minute loading screen so they can connect to bad chink servers, then back to the lobby to wait another hour to get 4 players again.
>>344218981
>Play 1 heist
easier said then done. not everyone is part of a crew, or wants to be for that matter. I only ever completed 2 heists. the first one and the prison one and that one took a dozen tries to get done. I tried hosting some heists but they never got off the ground because of dumb asses who kept demanding the shares be equal despite them not fronting any money for the heist.
>have to earn lots of money with easy missions
DROPPED
>>344214045
Fuck Rockstar.
GTA: O is the definition of 'the game is fun with friends'
If you aren't playing with at least two other bros, you're going to fucking hate it.
>>344219323
Now and days I just play with friends, rather than solo queue
>>344219602
Yeah well, I don't have any of those.
I fucking hate it when games penalize me because I don't have a bunch of buttbuddies to drag into the game.
>>344219323
>>344219408
>I have no friends and that's the games fault
QUICK
IF YOU LAUNCH THE GAME NOW YOU WILL GET TO PLAY IN APROXIMATELY 2 HOURS
>>344219925
>blatant glaring problems with the game
>lul its fine if you have friends!
Its not my responsibility to fix their fucked up game by being social. What should be done is making all setups and finales not require 4 fucking players when they CLEARLY do not need four players to be done.
Are hackers back? Can I get infinite money from them again?
>>344218620
>4 million
I don't like the high prices of this DLC either but it's 1 million minimum for an office. Rockstar even started a sale on the offices, probably because they realized the prices were fuckhigh
>>344218620
the cheapest office is 800k right now fambalambo
>>344215062
Just do the final heist glitch, I make $850,000 every 25 min doing it.
>>344220403
You couldn't even do the Prison Break with less then four people you fucking idiot. They're pretty much all made to require four people. You might be able to to the Pacific Standard with three, but it'd be a shit load more difficult
>>344221148
>I wanna do this but I already have a medium warehouse half stocked and valued at 400k and I'm having fun doing shit with my buddies like pissing off other CEOs who try and kill us
>>344221382
>GTAO babby doesn't know how to greentext
Pottery
>>344219323
I met some competent people and formed a group within like a day of playing. Used to play Online and drink whiskey after work almost every day.
That being said, it's still shit.
I love playing GTA online except THAT FUCKING THING KEEPS BOOTING US RANDOMLY FROM EVERY FUCKING SESSION IN THE MIDDLE OF MISSIONS
>>344220635
You have to have a warehouse too. And there is no point in having less than a large.
>>344219323
This, I try to do heists and I get matched with really low level Russians with no guns
>>344214045
no one's really gonna play it
free mode is going to stay super populated and this is going to be another one of those playlists that puts you into an empty lobby whenever you try and play it
>Some group of four fags is hunting down nearby players in their armored car
>Retaliating by destroying the car with RPG penalises you
Great system, Rockstar
>>344219323
Newbiews are actually so fucking hilarious
>final bank heist
>doing the kuruma trick which is pretty simple to follow
>teammate getting the kuruma explains it simply to us
>except one guy
>keeps leaving the bank and dying
>tell him to stop
>"ok"
>follows the guy going for the kuruma, dies several times
>tell him to stop
>"ok"
>explain the rules again
>"ok"
>stays in the bank for about 30 seconds, goes outside and dies
>"ok"
>leave the game, host it again
>he actually fucking joins again
If I told you we restarted that mission 50 times in that single area would you believe me?
It was mind boggling how retarded this guy was
