http://www.teamfortress.com/theshowdown/#
Who was in the wrong here? Pyro or Heavy?
I don't give a fuck. Does this affect the game?
>>344188931
Both classes will get a Class Update in the future. The playerbase gets to choose which one gets in first. When the update is out, you get in game, pick a side, and have to get as much points as possible for your side (in the new Matchmaking).
>>344188741
I'll be playing heavy myself.
pyro was there first
>>344189229
You don't have to play the respective class. You just have to pick a side.
They don't want 12 heavies vs 12 pyros like in the last WAR update
>>344189343
I stand by my post.
>>344188741
Why can't heavy be as perfect ingame as he is in the comics?
>Game
>Special needs manchild
>Comic
>Eloquent intellectual
>>344188741
>if I bought Disgaea during the sale I would have gotten my money back by selling those items
FUCK
>>344188741
Heavy needs new shit.
>>344189931
>Special needs manchild
How so?
>>344188741
this is so gay. i can't believe people still like these stupid autist comics
>>344190562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxOefU1Lg68
>>344191040
The battlefield just gets his adrenaline going.
>>344191040
English is not his first language
>>344191318
Doesn't explain him screaming and yelling about CRUSHING TEENY BABY MEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BFm82SFsYs
voting for heavy means you enable this
New art style is ugly
>>344191461
But he's right, they ARE teeny baby men.
>>344191040
>EVERYONE LOSES, HA HA HA
is competitive mode fucking out yet jesus christ
>>344192002
I don't care I gave up playing pyro months ago, heavy forever baby.
How did Pyro get pass the dogs/men/elevator if she was only three minutes ahead? There doesn't seem to have been any destruction like you'd expect.
>>344192558
Alternate route, most likely.
>>344192558
look behind him dummy
>>344192558
They all just probably let him through because he'scute.CUTE!
>>344192690
>him
>>344192714
>he
>>344192809
>>344192809
Don't start that shit you dumb faggot
Pyro is cute, is he a man or a woman?
>>344192002
Holy shit that latency bug.
>>344193003
Eunuch
>>344192690
Ah, missed that.
>the Administrator instantly assumed Heavy was going to kill her and planned to blow up the whole base
You'd think she'd invest in better security considering both Heavy and Pyro knew where to find her and got in without a problem.
kek
YES!
The Soldier vs. Demo War update was the last best update. Here we fucking go again with a real update.
>Dat Pauling and Announcer.
my fucking dick.
>Been waiting eight fucking months for a comic
>It's horribly written and boring again
I give up, Valve has no hope.
>>344188741
>shes not wearing the watch anymore
>>344193852
does this guy have boneitis or something?
WHEN IS COMPETITIVE GETTING ADDED YOU FUCKING HACKS. ITS DONE. RELEASE THE UPDATE. ADD THE GODDAMN MODE!!!!
>teleports behind u
>>344188741
Wait, so you choose a class and EVERY point you score goes towards that class?
So if I choose heavy, then get tons of points as a medic heavy gets more votes?
>>344194053
pauling is a qt
>>344194053
god damn Pauling a cute
>>344193003
A robot
Vote for Pyro
>>344189931
>Engineer in Meet the Engineer
>Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
>In game
>I done kill you boy
>>344194053
I want to cum inside Miss Pauling
>>344192002
Goddammit fuck that shit. As a Scout main there are few things worse than stuttering Pyros.
>normal pyros are easy as fuck to kite around swapping between scattergun and pistol
>see pyro
>start backpedaling
>already 25 feet away, visible flame is so far away you couldn't roast a marshmallow on it
>FOIYAH FOIYAH FOIYAH
>>344188741
can anyone crop out Pyro sitting down?
>still no comic
time for doggo to sleep
I'll vote for Heavy honestly.
His last weapon was what?
I can't even remember,
Pyro got pholg, pomson, a shitload of melees (And melee reoworks) and way more love than the Heavy.
>>344194681indivisible
>>344193683
Which one would you pick?
>tfw you like playing Pyro and Heavy
>>344194779
BUT I CAN STILL SEE YOU
Wait what happened to that other comic storyline? Are they just gonna put it on hold forever?
>>344194869
Granny anytime, comes with stockings.
>>344192002
>Those chat logs.
Glad we got a new comic, but where in the fuck is the robot story gone?
I wana see demoman kill bloodsuckers.
>Not a story comic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMxJX7bz0BU
>>344194734
Are you fucking kidding me.
The last pyro weapon was the scorch shot and that was for the FUCKING PYRO UPDATE.
And that thing was nerfed into the ground when pyros actually found it fun and useful.
>>344194390
Is it true Miss Pauling's a homo?
>>344195145
Ok when was the last heavy item?
>>344195342
Yes.
>>344195035
that ass though
>>344195342
Why would she agree to going out with Scout?
>>344195342
Do you think I care?
Whether she's straight or gay, I can still cum inside her.
>>344194681
>Sixth comic comes out
>One minute later Half-Life 3
>Both are shit
>Both end with a lovely cliffhanger
>Valve say they'll release the end next year
>We all die, 4chan and Reddit included
>Still never comes out
>>344195342
One of the comic writers said so on their Twitter. Why? I don't know, because it has literally no relevance anywhere.
It never comes up in the mainline comics at ALL, Miss P never even mentions romance other than having a personal ad in a newspaper in an old update, and she agrees to go on a date with Scout in Expiration Date (even if that date is killing him because all TF2 humor must revolve around killing your coworkers/innocent bystanders/etc now).
Expiration Date sucks, though. To hell with that Disney Princess looking abomination and to hell with Ashley Burch voicing her and her awful, toneless, effortless, completely and utterly unfunny "acting" ending up in the actual game too.
>>344195397
Probably the huo long heater which came after the pyromania update.
>>344195849
>>344195736
Oh please, Ashly Burch is a fine voice actress. Her efforts in Expiration Date weren't even supposed to be the funny one; she was supposed to be the deadpan and exasperated character in contrast with the rest of the mercs' silliness.
I haven't played TF2 in forever, so I haven't heard any of the contract voice lines, but she's not supposed to be funny. She's supposed to be the formal and serious businessman foil to the mercs.
>>344193954
he was born in chernobyl
Pyro time is soon.
Everything will be fire.
>>344196209
>I haven't played TF2 in forever, so I haven't heard any of the contract voice lines, but she's not supposed to be funny. She's supposed to be the formal and serious businessman foil to the mercs.
No no no, anon. Miss P isn't supposed to be funny. Ashely Burch as Miss P is attempting to be funny and doing a very poor job of it.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Miss_Pauling_responses
Where is the god damn patch
Or at least the patch notes
VOLVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>344191040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmzii2u5GME
WAAAAH
>>344196618
>soon ;)
>>344196692
>Jan 16 2016
Jesus Christ.
>>344195736
>because all TF2 humor must revolve around killing your coworkers/innocent bystanders/etc now
>now
Are you for fucking real?
>>344196510
>Blaming the voice actress for voice lines written like "Demo? It's Miss Pauling. The Miss Pauling...that's...I...I'm not actually famous. That was a joke I've been researching. Could you...rank your amusement on a scale of 1-100?"
She sounds fine. If you are upset about it being unfunny, why would you get mad at the VA who is just working with what she's given?
>>344197154
>'cannon fodder' bystanders were formerly mentioned as being normal townsfolk who gathered every day to watch those mercenaries blow each other up
>no more subtle or environmental humor like 2fort's cardboard cows and double-ended extension cables (or the spytech theme in general), everything must be cut and paste ready to be memeified
>>344191040
I haven't played TF2 in so long so when I got to the bird-heavy quotes I lost it. What the fuck were those for?
>>344196938
are you stupid
>>344197425
>>344197472
No I'm retarded and wrote the CURRENT YEAR instead of 2010
>>344197425
There some hats that were bird heads, I believe them sniper got an owl one
reminder that Sniper, Scout, and Soldier all received better weapons than Pyro during the fucking pyromania update. Scout got the Babyface Blaster and Pocket Pistol, Sniper got the Hitman's Heatmaker and the Cleaner's Carbine, and Soldier got the Beggar's Bazooka. Pyro got the Scorch Shot. Pyro hasn't gotten a new flamethrower in 5 years.
Vote Pyro.
>>344196510
>(strained) "Pauling here. I'm at a hotdog eating contest and Engie made me a stomach teleporter, but...oogh...it's not working. I think it's only teleporting undigested hotdogs into my colon." [stomach growling] "Ok, gotta go."
Heavy/Pyro Weapon Needs
Primary weapons that change stats:
Heavy - 5
Pyro - 4
Secondary weapons that change stats:
Heavy - 6
Pyro - 8
Melee weapons that change stats:
Heavy - 6 (7 if you count Holiday Punch)
Pyro - 8
>>344196510
I like those voice lines.
>>344195342
makes it even better
>>344188741
Your parents are in the wrong for not having aborted you.
>>344194061
Yep, but it has to be in the new matchmaking (both competitive and casual)
>>344195941
Shouldn't Aristotle be CIA? Socrates was dead before Plato wrote the Cave analogy.
>>344198178
No one likes homos around here.
But, what about Bisexuals? Serious question.
>>344197226
Because he's stupid, the VA never writes the lines or creates the character.
>>344198564
>No one likes homos
>Bisexuals
>Serious question.
I was joking you sick fuck, this whole place is a big bisexual orgy, anons would fuck eachother given the opportunity no matter the sex.
>>344198718
>this whole place is a big bisexual orgy
I've never thought that way
bump
>>344199338
that's because you're new or only go to normie-tier threads
>>344197998
I want to teleport my hotdog into her colon.
>>344200741
I want fuck that briefcase
>tfw TF Comics will never, ever be completed
mfw i bust a nut and valve keep on sucking
>>344201002
>blu
>not red
cancer
>MAKE HEAVY (OR PYRO) GREAT AGAIN!
Seriously, Valve?
>>344188741
>A woman's power fantasy is literally being a bossy bitch.
>they get mad when you call them out on it.
Holy shit.
>>344201363
Is my computer dying?
>>344201935
rip. Just before comp too.
>>344201935
>chrome
>all those tabs
>League of Legends
so much cancer
>>344201757
What?
>>344202221
You haven't been here long, have you?
>>344192341
Heavy's superior skills of deduction prevail again
>>344202425
I know /v/ is infested with goons from /r9k/, but that had nothing at all to do with anything in this thread.
>>344202813
>A stronk independent womyn being a bossy bitch in a "gamer" comic.
>nothing at all to do with anything in this thread.
/yawn.
>>344203068
This is how boss women are. Blame real life not the comic.
>>344202813
Easy there beta orbiter nu-male cuck! No need to get so triggered !
>>344203068
The Administrator's entire character is being the ruthless boss who'll go with any means to get what she needs, her being a woman is incidental.
>>344189931
Because manchild was original character design and they realised they can't expand on that story wise so they changed it in the comics. Problem is now the V.A's sound nothing like they used to (see man vs machine update) and they are stuck in a corner
>>344203627
being a cunt to your employees won't get you anywhere.
>>344194053
what the fuck is with this retarded comic strip
>>344204027
>Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb, he's not your big friend, and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up.
None of this says manchild.
>>344193660
Eh, Soldier and Demo actually got a shit ton of stuff in that update and it was far more competative because there was an actual special prize at the end (Gunboats).
As the page states all this does is decides who doesn't become broken the longest and both classes are going to get fixed so it doesn't really matter who you choose.
>>344205040
Different artist.
Their usual artist is working on the main comic which will come out never ever.
>>344205117
>and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up.
So I take it he doesn't like the Scout.
>>344201525
Considering that's literally what the competition is about it was a given that was just waiting for them.
I could imagine the whole community simultaneously making that joke on the spot if Valve didn't.
>>344197998
>engie shoved a teleporter up Pauling's ass
He knew what he was doing.
>>344206339
ERECTING
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>>344194053
>>344205040
>I can't into perspective
heavy is standing to the right of her and throwing his pack from her left side.
dead thread???
>>344208594
Because there are like 4 other TF2 threads on the catalog