Is there any reason why comp is 1 step forward 18 steps back? I don't really give a shit about my ranking, because in the long run it doesn't even matter unless you're top 500. But it's kind of Irksome that I dropped from 51 to 48 after a loss streak from soloing and there's no way to climb back up since winning only gives 1/8th a bar.
>>344177337
waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>344177337
Ryo is usually god tier but this picture is awful.
because it's stupid ass backwards joke of a metric that guarantees 66% of players will always be around lvl 50
Competitive is a joke, and should not be taken seriously in the slightest. This has been made abundantly clear.
I wish I could practice what I preach though because comp makes me so fucking mad
This game should not be taken seriously, it's not a competitive game.
Just like any recent blizzard title it's to fuck around with friends, but it sure as fucking shit not a competitive shooter.
>>344177337
>>344177901
>>344179616
I don't take it seriously I just like the format of the modes in comp better than in quick. Except for KoTH that takes too long. I was just honestly curious about why the ranks are scaled like that.
>>344179716
I recognize that bulge.
>>344179839
Oh, well the ranks scale like that to piss people off
>>344177620
Why? Those thighs are quite delicious.
>>344179848
I recognize that meme.
They said the leaver bug, which gimps winner points while leaving losers with a large loss, is at the top of the fix-list. That should be the last bug causing rank deflation.
>>344177337
i was placed at 56 rank and scored 57 after a win and since then i started playing with worst dogshit players i could ever meet, i have now like 20% winrate and no longer give a fuck about overwatch i already uninstalled it since game gives me cancer. I had like 8 lose streak then 1 win, 1 lose, 1 win and again 6 lose fucking streak. Seriously fuck this game, i don't know how but blizz made ranked worse than csgo/dota 2/lol combined. Also nerf op genji and zarya since they are abused a lot and they don't have any strong counters.
Basically everyone is ranked 40-55 ish?
I do know a guy who is ranked 34, so idk what the fuck is up with that, and a guy who is ranked 60.
But the vast majority of people are within 40-55.
So I guess despite all the bitching, it's working as intended?
>>344177764
It's called a normal distribution. The simple fact of the matter is that the majority of players tend to be within 1 standard deviation of the average skill level.
>>344177337
PUFFY
U
F
F
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That face is terrible though.
I really really need a group of people I can count on instead of these fucking mouth breathers and people who were raised in a cave.
My friends don't play Overwatch, where do I get new friends?
>>344180214
>genji
>No strong counters
Try shooting him when he isn't deflecting
>>344180637
Not here, you ugly sack of shit.
After my 10 matches I placed 55 and haven't touched competitive since. I imagine the majority of players are like me, just sitting where they were placed, which is always going to be close to 50.
Really just waiting for Season 2, the current sudden death coinflip mechanic is horrendous.
after an abysmal set of matches in placement, I ranked 36.
been hovering back and forth between 34 and 36 ever since.
teams need to coordinate, since thats when I usually win. when people are actually talking to each other.
>>344177337
>But it's kind of Irksome that I dropped from 51 to 48 after a loss streak from soloing and there's no way to climb back up since winning only gives 1/8th a bar.
Matchmaking affects everyone in the same way.
If what you're saying is true then everyone else in 51 is dropping to 48 too, so 48 is the rank where all people with skill level equal to yours endup being.
What's the problem again?
>>344180825
good luck trying to shoot him while he can
a) double jump
b) shift at you + lmb and you are almost dead
c) can keep harassing you from distance and finish you easily with shift
he need damage nerf on his lmb, range and damage nerf on shift, also people abusing jumping so from now on jumping should reduce moving speed
>>344180861
>>344177337
I tried playing Comp with my friends and it was just a fucking disaster.
I swear to God the enemy team were pros, it was like they were a hivemind because they knew exactly what one another would do and how to help eachother.
Needless to say we got fucked and my friends started getting pissed at eachother, they shit talked for a good 5 mins and everyone left the party, I was left alone.
Why does this happen everytime /v/?
>>344179848
That´s not a bulge, that is a clear outline of a penis.
A bulge is ambiguous.
It could be a weasel, could be penis.
That´s why a bulge is comically valuable, a penis, on the other hand, is not.
>>344180214
Maybe the system placed you in a rank higher than you should be and you FUCKING SUCK.
>inb4
>me OOGA, team BOOGA
>>344182203
>my friends started getting pissed at eachother, they shit talked for a good 5 mins and everyone left the party,
lol your friends suck
>>344182917
Yea, but I've been rolling with these niggas since like the 9th grade
>Win all ten placement matches with two friends and three fairly competent randoms each time
>Place 59
>Every match since then has teamed us up with idiots who get nothing done so we're fighting 3v6 most of the time
>Friends try to rally the randoms, but the randoms just shit talk, causing friends to shit talk them back and nothing gets done
>We haven't won a game since
>I'm all the way down to 52
Despite that, the two friends just want to play that godawful Competitive mode with its asinine Sudden Death and long as fuck 3/5 Control map rules.
Meanwhile I'm playing Quick Play alone and enjoying the fuck out of the game.
Support-Only Brawl is shit, too.
>>344183209
I wish I still had friends.
they all got married or moved away, and when they're online they're just on netflix.
I should really join a club or go to communtiy college or something.
>>344183541
>Support-Only Brawl is shit, too.
Yup, if both of the people who pick Symmetra are shit you team is gimped to fuck.
Same with Zenyatta
I just really want a golden gun.
Fucking Blizzard expecting you to clock in 600 games for a single gun, though it's better than Valve's "fuck you pay me" scheme
>>344183541
I think its because ranked feel like you're progressing to a goal.
what is the goal though? 100 rank?
Just post the porn already
>>344183675
How is it possible to have no friends?
Do you just not go outside?
>>344182337
It's a meme you dip
ranked is good because faggots get punished for leaving the game, and it doesn't put you in a game that has already started
>>344177337
It's a children's game, stop being fags.
>>344184207
>game with guns
Okay sure whatever you say
>>344180214
I think its common knowledge that ranked game modes are about how much you can carry team mates, not working together with players of your skill level
>>344184491
Swedcuck please.
>>344183982
I don't go to social event s and don't really ahev much in common with people.
Where I live everyone is either old, married, too damn young, ghetto as fuck and would bring problems into my life, young but just like to go to bars and drink for fun (I hate alcohol) and its boring just sitting around doing nothing
Its funny becasue I like to travel and meet nice people out there but where I live has a bunch of shit people I don't trust.
I rather just have nice gf that I could go to disneyworld/land with. just good family fun.
maybe its a big reason no one on my friends list got overwatch. it looks too kiddy for them.
they used to beg me to get the division.
>>344181570
His lmb is impossible to land consistently, the damage potential is there but the trajectory is a piece of shit no one ever lands 3 stars on a moving target. His shift is fucking 50 damage, its basically a slightly stronger melee . Just pick mei or zarya or symmetra and lmb his shit up
>>344182337
i don't follow care to give an example?
>>344184519
This desu
You can easily carry games, if you are good, until the mid 60's; after that you better get yourself a team because most of your games are going to be agaisnt 3-4-5-6 stacks with a mix of 60s,70s and the rare 80
>>344185205
>>344184519
What's the best hero for carrying a team?
>>344180214
Boohoo faggot
>>344177337
>1/8th of a bar
The system calculates and gives you points based on your individual performance - therefore
>win, lots of medals, lots of points
>win, not a lot of medals, not a lot of points
>lose, lots of medals, dont lose as many points
>lose, not a lot of medals, lose many points
You done goofed, OP.
>>344177337
I'm having buyers' remorse. One, because competitive clearly and once and for all demonstrated to me that I will never be good at the game, because I physically can't aim well enough, and two, because competitive is obviously the last big content update in a while, and I'm already bored of the same maps, with the same chokepoints, every time.
Would refund if I could.
>>344185450
I've been using Reaper. Shits on everyone close range, you can reposition with both abilities, heal on kill, a biggie is the teleport though. If you can teleport worth a damn you can sneak through the back line and eliminate problems.
>>344184902
You live somewherr in Flordia im guessing?
I dont know man, just throw yourself out there, im sure you'll click with someone.
Better than being alone.
>>344185450
Roadhog and Widow
>>344180214
That sounds like any other ranked ELO Fucking system.
You hit a certain point where your teams just fucking fail game after game.
And I'm not about carrying a fucking team all the time. Even when I'm playing off-role characters. Fuck that horeseshit.
>>344185803
I've heard this been said and I've found it to be untrue
>>344183873
Ranking is all relative. The highest ranks I think that exist are in the 70s, and the lowest ranks were 30s and 40s. Everyone is placed around the average of 50. To get any higher or lower would require extreme effort or a ton of grinding either way.
There is no true goal for 99% of the people playing Competitive except to pretend they're playing "seriously". It's a super meaningless value because unless you have a solid team of six, your success and Rank will be partially determined by things out of your control - other random players.
Honestly, if you aren't in a Group of six, don't go there. Competitive is not where individuals belong.Actually, I'm enjoying that the many wannabe serious shit talking self assured loner "pro" players are flocking to Competitive matchmaking, it's made Quick Play a much more pleasant place.
>>344185910
Philly.
>just throw yourself out there, im sure you'll click with someone.
true, not going to give up. just have to weed out the weed heads for people that are actually about something.
>>344185450
If you are good with the bow (and I mean real good) use Hanzo. Don't believe the memes. Lucio can also carry baddies. A good Tracer shits on everyone right now. McCree nerf was a mistake.
>>344186018
Must be coincidence that when I do an average game (20k damage, 30 elims) I get less points than in a game I do 35k and 50 elims.
>>344185450
Whatever you're good with solo prob
>mei spamming trumpshit memes and walling entire team in rank 60
how underage and cuckolded do you have to be to do shit
>>344186834
>"ist just a game! xdd"
>>344186652
It probably is a coincidence then, I've gotten 3 or 4 gold medals and still get shit exp.
And if what you're saying is true to the letter then Blizz is fucking over teams that want to run support because they won't get shit.
ITT:
>I deserve a way higher score than I got
>I am the one carrying the team, I do no wrong
>9 losses in a row? Nothing to do with me of course
>>344187541
>hes a trumpcuck
no wonder why you're shit
>>344187541
I don't think anyone is questioning their losses, I think the question was why you can't climb back without a winrate of 80 - 100%
>>344187598
I'm not actually, I just saved that from /int/ because she's qt and got doxxed and shit
Also not shit, I went from 45 to 57 because I'm now adopted into a solid team who works together
>>344187541
>Trumpcuck
>posting a trap
My sides
Pic related, you
>>344187798
>not shit
>rank 50
lol
>>344187541
Is she a robot?
>angry sassy expression
>sentence completed
>standing by
>enabling no emotion mode
>>344185450
Virtually any hero can carry the team, it really comes down to the enemy's composition and which map you're on.
I find that Roadhog or Reaper are the most common carry heroes for most situations since they are best at singling out the supports and the annoying Tracer and Genji opponents. Just picking them off will take a load off of your team's shoulders.
76 works sometimes, since his versatility can make up for weakness in an aspect of the team and he is one of the better non-shotgun damage dealers.
If you're all alone and it's a Control map, then you can carry on that Overtime for minutes just by repeatedly blinking and retreating to the edge of the point for as long as possible until you can land a good Pulse Bomb or your team finds their balls and gets in gear.
If there's at least one other person on your team you can count on, a solid double Tank pair can mow through the enemy lines depending on the map and game mode. Double Winston, Double Zarya, Rein+Roadhog.
>>344187921
thats every alt-rightest
>>344177337
Sir please, this is a family friendly board.
>>344177620
He hasn't been god tier since he started drawing shitty deviantart OCs en masse for cuckbux
>>344187847
>better than 86% of the population
>shit
sure senpai
>>344187921
>>344188207
>self control and keeping your emotions in check are a bad thing
Oh boy.
torb is still my fav for any match mode. you can be in two places at once and distract enemies for your team to flank.
though sometimes symettra is a better character for some maps.
>>344188207
She/he is a republican not an alt-rightist
>>344183982
Not him but I for one just have no interest in being friends with people anymore, because I'm not a person that people should bother being friends with.
I'm unfunny, uninteresting, bad at all games I play anyway, and I don't reply to chat most of the time because I have nothing to contribute.
It's weird, because some years ago when I was still enjoying WoW, I had 20 or so daily active friends and we did a ton of fun shit all the time. Had no problems finding and getting along with new friends, but now I can't fathom how it's possible to befriend another person anymore.
>>344188440
yeah but you'd still have some emotion in your face. it shows that you believe in your opinions.
maybe that person was parroting something they weren't really sure of.
too many people do this.
>>344188407
>I can make up numbers too gaiz
>look at my e-peen isn't it great?
>I can't make it to rank 60 but if I make shit up I can brag about rank 50!
>>344188559
>now I can't fathom how it's possible to befriend another person anymore.
I don't know if its becasue people changed or becasue were getting older and needs change, but yeah its hard keeping or having friends when you're older.
shit sucks. only real laughs I get anymore with people are here.
>>344188559
Seek psychiatric help desu, im worried for you.
>>344188872
yeah bro totally making this shit up xD
>>344188923
>people change
Well, yeah, you and I have at least.
I have this one friend left who I used to play with back then. He hasn't been an actual friend in at least 4 years, literally just harasses and whines at me any chance he gets, and we rarely play together these days. As of this week he's straight up suicidal, apparently because his shitty ex finally decided to tell him that they'll never get back together or something. And he takes it all out on me even though I don't respond to it.
>>344189026
Meh, been clinically depressed for a decade, it comes and goes though. I've started to get better I guess, but I still can't make myself really want to give new friendships a chance.
What I really want to do is delete all my 8 current "friends", only keeping my brother (the only person I still play together with anymore) and one more.The list also includes my own ex, but we're -actually- talking about getting back together and seeing each other in two weeks again.
>>344188559
same famalam.
I wish I could pinpoint when it happened and how I lost them all
>>344189676
>top 14 percent in a heavily casualised game
l o l
>>344189676
I'm rank 17
What does that make me?
>>344187598
>>344187839
>trumpcuck
Oxymoron
>>344185823
There's a new character about to come out really soon, and there's new maps already being made, I believe 2 are pretty close to release. If you can't aim play support or Reinhardt or something
Also I've climbed from Rank 50 to 58 doing mostly solo queue, I think most people complaining just need to git gud.
>>344189719
fuck no wonder you're depressed and don't trust new friends. Having that type of chronic whining in your ear is no good.
best you could do for him is give him advice and let him go, since they use that as a crutch.
>also includes my own ex,
just remember why you broke up though. hope it works out for you though.
>>344189676
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I'M THE BEST AT OVERWATCHtm
HEY GIRSL MY COCK IS SO HUGE THANKS TO OVERWATCHtm
HUE HUE HUE MY SKILL RATING IS SOOOO SHIT, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO REGISTERED WITH THIS SITE. I'M SO GOOD.
>>344189984
trump is a huge jew lover
you are a cuck if you love trump
dont bother arguing with a non-argument
>>344188559
this, playing games alone is the best
there's 1 person I consider a "friend", he sat next to me through school, haven't seen him in 2 years
>>344190295
I searched this entire post and couldn't find a single argument, try harder
Overwatch is a bad game.
Also I have no friends and want to kill myself every day.
>>344190653
not an argument
>>344190098
>just remember why you broke up though
My latest psychologist has suggested that I probably have aspergers. I get these AMAZING ideas that will DEFINITELY make me happier, and I go through with it until I realize that it's a fucking dumb idea. This was me breaking up with my ex just before christmas 2014 and I almost immediately regretted it, but even though I did I actually went through half-assedly with my plans and now I got a job for the first time and such, so at least I got somewhere with it.
We were together for a bit over 3 years and we only had significant fights around times where my depression sunk in deep, otherwise it has been by far the best experience of my life.
She claims that she really misses me and all that stuff, so that's a good sign. Haven't seen her for over a year because I've been tangled up in all the stuff I've had to do though - she lives 5 hours away.
>>344190835
You sound scarily like meother than the job part
Good luck finding some friends, although I think some of us were just born to suffer
>>344190835
I wish I could delete other peoples posts to spare people this asinine autism. I can't be the hero /v/ needs.
>>344190835
>has suggested that I probably have aspergers
I don't believe in that shit.
>until I realize that it's a fucking dumb idea
thast just self doubt. comes with overthinking something to the point you talk your way out of something. maybe becasue of past experiences or fear of the future.
or it could be you just outwieghing the pros and cons, which is normal.
I don't know you so I couldn't say, but some people are too quick to label things that don't need it.
she lives 5 hours away. that could have been a big reason for a breakup. just the logistics are way off. tread lightly.
>>344191304
as oppose to the asinine OW shit posts?
>>344191234
I think what makes me suffer the most is my mother. As we had very little to do at work today, I and my boss talked life stuff. He started asking me about my parents and I immediately started feeling a warm clump of rage swell up in my chest. I felt thoroughly enraged for the next few hours and couldn't get it off my mind.
And I live with both parents, since I moved back here again. They - or at least my mother - was why I was close to suicide shortly before I decided to just say fuck it and leave to move in with my friend 5 hours away - and shortly after that is how we became a couple as a result.
>>344191803
Oh I have insufferable self hatred, been that way for as long as I can remember. I started talking jokingly about suicide when I was 7 or so years old, made a friend cry because of it and shit.
And I overthink everything. Absolutely everything. I'm aware, yet I can't deal with it.
me and a friend did the 10 placement matches together. I ended up at 61 and he was 58, no idea why this happened.
We also don't lose the same xp per loss either, i ended up 4 levels ahead of him somehow.
>>344191803
Oh.. and
>she lives 5 hours away
Now, yeah. We lived together in the same apartment for 2 years. Her semi-rich grandparents then straight up fucking bought us a better, more house-like apartment with a garden and everything. Hell, all of her relatives always supported me more than my own parents ever could. I miss them, too.
>>344188350
But that's the best shit.
>>344189676
>not being in the 96th percentile
>>344188559
Me too
>>344192202
>I started talking jokingly about suicide when I was 7 or so
your parents weren't around you much growing up? Or too much around you? who were your role models as a kid?
sounds like you developed a bad habit early on for some reason and its on autopilot.
going to have to not listen to those things that might make you fuck up a good thing. you can be aware of it but you can still choose not to act on it. that will end up changing your neural pathways and eventually you won't have to over think things. you'll have more perspectives to choose from.
of course it helps when you're positively reinforced when you go against your fearful instincts.
>>344177337
P-please stop posting lewd pictures of the OW women. Thanks guys!! :3 :3 :3
>>344192805
not being in the 99th percentile while usingonly one character
>>344192443
>We lived together in the same apartment for 2 years. Her semi-rich grandparents then straight up fucking bought us
were you scared off by how fast the two of you were moving?
shit I would be. they were probably thinking of marriage and shit too soon.
>her relatives always supported me more than my own parents ever could
this might say a lot about why you act the way you do.
>>344192202
Man, I'm glad I had parents who loved me enough to beat me and friends good enough to push me to try things.
What's with your mom? She didnt molest you or anything did she?
>>344193264
>usingonly one character
no wonder people keep losing matches.
>>344192805
Too much I guess. They were the kind of overprotective that would scold and send my friends home, never let me go outside alone, would always be picked up from school because I could get overrun on my way home or whatever, etc.
My role model might have been my granddad, but I don't really remember. He died of lung damage from cigarette overdose when I was like 12, and it's at that moment where my mother switched from overprotective in the caring way to just being a huge, angry cunt who makes me feel like shit about everything I do.
>>344193280
Not at all. Moving was great, I helped pick out the place and renovate it and all.
I left for several small reasons, such as my brother promising that our parents had gotten much better (oh they haven't), and I was having a hard time finding any education or job or anything (it's what I've actually managed to do this last year, at last), etc.
>>344193457
>What's with your mom?
Even before my granddad (her dad) died, she was a scary person. My strongest memory of her will always be when she strangled me against our tv couch, with the tv table.
And I still can't remember whether I was dreaming or not, but the vision of her hitting my brother when he was just a year or so old haunts me occasionally.
She also used to chase me around in the house, screaming at me and threatening me with whatever kitchen tool she would be holding.
>>344188559
>tfw moved from Peru to Miami but still keep in contact with my buddies, and we all get in a party to play Overwatch
I also saw them last December when I went back for Christmas, and we all went to see Star Wars together on opening night. Shit was fun. Like, if time hadn't passed at all.
>>344193576
>to just being a huge, angry cunt who makes me feel like shit about everything I do.
> when I was like 12
that happens to everyone. though you're mom may have had way too much stress at that time to realize the consequences of her actions. she got caught into a crappy routine at that point too.
don't blame her too much. shit gets tough sometimes.
>Not at all. Moving was great
sounds like some people in my family. leaving the house made everything better because of the parents trying to keep control.
I feel like you're still young so things will get better for you just by simply being out there and keeping your priorities in focus.
friends will come again. hopefully good ones.
Blizzard devs think they know best so it's not stopwatch and there aren't hero limits and the $100K tournament is running by comp MM ruleset. Hero-stacking completely fucks the game's balance in the ass.
>>344193952
lol are you latin?
did you get the chancla?
lots of people I know have had horror stories like this and they are usually insecure or too dependent in some way or another.
>>344194371
>friends will come again
As mentioned above, I don't even know if I care anymore. I could enjoy having real friends again, but I feel that I personally am not a person worth being friends with. I have nothing to add that a billion other people couldn't do better. My ex doesn't seem to realize it when I tell her of this though, which I find endearing.
>>344194713Swedencuck. Ex is Danish.
>>344187598
>>344187839
>>344189984
Man, you guys get triggered really easily.
Someone posts a single webm of a cute girl wearing a hat that you don't like, and you immediately descend into "le ebin political opinions xD".
But that's okay, you sure told those dumb racists what's what!
>>344194713
I'm Mexican but that's way too much for any parent.
God damn, my mom never strangled me or would ever hit a baby.
His mom just has some mental problems.
>Winning
>1/8th of a bar
Only if someone on the other team DC'd.
Winning an underdog match will give you over half a rank.
Rank 64 and I started out at rank 51.
Git gud
>>344194993
>girl
>>344194921
>I have nothing to add that a billion other people couldn't do better.
lol this is how everyone feels though. you got a girl wanting to be your friend and with benefits. that says a lot. you're doing better than most people on here. including me.
wish I could even meet some girls.
>Sweden
and probably taller than me. yeah I think you'll be fine.
but yeah good friends are hard to find, most there is are acquaintances. but still don't sell yourself short.
>>344195330
I've heard some crazy shit from some people about when they were growing up.
so what he posted wasn't too shocking. they turned out fine though. mostly.
>>344195468
>and probably taller
>don't sell yourself shortRoughly 5'4'', or 163-165 cm height, and hairy. I'm basically Gimli.
>>344187750
If winrate = 50% you are playing close to your actual skill level
if < 50% you are playing with others better than you
If > 50% then you are better than those you are playing with
>>344181521
No, it doesn't. If someone leaves in every game where I'm winning, I cannot gain rank. If no one where leaves games where you're winning, you'll gain rank even if we have the same win/loss record and stats,
>>344180284
This. I wish people understood this, not just for this game but every game.
Frustrates me when people say "lmao if you aren't [rank that literally, mathematically, statistically, necessarily denotes 0.05% of all players] then you're a shitter" when that pool of players is tremendously small and the poster themselves is almost certainly not in it
>>344195805
>Falling for the 50% meme
>>344195739
>Roughly 5'4'
lol were the same height then.
yet you have the girlfriend. so you're doing something right.
Why the fuck can't we have all parts equal instead of the highest being some .2% or some shit?
>>344195639
You've gotta tell me dude, the most I've ever heard from my friends was the typical stuff, shoes, belts, and slaps.
Except for some black guy whose dad used to box him.
>>344195739
Man, I was that way, minus the hair, for like 4 years since I stopped growing for a long time when I was 14.
Thank God out of nowhere I hit a growth apurt when I was 17-18 and ended up a decent 5'8".
How is it, living life on otter mode?
>>344196478
some ex gf said that she got into a fight with her mom and somehow a high heel shoe went flying through the air and hit her on the head. it ended up hitting a vessel I guess and blood was spurting out .
she had to go to the hospital for it.
if you don't have to go the the hospital then you didn't have it that bad. lol
>>344196178
Had. Had a girlfriend. Ex now. Maybe something else in two weeks I guess, but ex right this moment.
Nah but thanks though. I think what has helped me the most has been to "do something", that is trying to get- and then doing a job. Up until recently I've been more or less a neet for the last 6 or so years - since even before I moved in with her. The income I had then was barely enough to pay half the rent and afford food and occasionally videogames.
I think even if we get back together again though, we'll have to keep it at distance until I can confidently get a new job over there - and that could take at least another half year.
I also miss our cat. We got him as a two month old kitten and he's so big now that it's hard to see the resemblance.
>>344196478
I haven't grown since I was I think 12-14 or so. I'm 23 now.
>>344187839
>trap
I'd probably like it even more if that was a trap, but I'll call bullshit anyway.
>>344197073
>Maybe something else in two weeks I guess
even still. you have contact with a pretty girl. I have contact with my hand.
>I haven't grown since I was I think 12-14 or so. I'm 23 now.
you still have time to grow if you eat right and exercise a lot. some guy I knew had his growth spurt around late 20's.
>>344196939
Nah, the worst was when I really fucked up and my dad, strong fucker, hit me with the metal part of the belt.
My ass was on fucking fire, it hurt to sit for like a week but I got over it and started acting better from then on.
>>344197073
Malnurishment?
Arent Swedes some of the tallest people?
>>344188350
Say what now
Symmetra is great fun. I love frying people with a car wash of DOOM or knifing them with her gun.
>>344181570
>I cant aim, nerf Genji
Are you crippled in some way?
>>344197420
wat
I always thought people permanently stopped growing when they turned 16 or so.Also, she sometimes gloats over the fact that she's about 0.5cm taller than me. Damn it.
>>344197567
>tallest people
Hahah what, I've never heard that one before. A lot of people are tall around here I guess.I'm half finnish; my mother is pureblood suomi. I try to forget that I am for obvious reasons though...
>>344197682
All you have to do as Symmetra is hold LMB and jump from side to side, her gun is so powerful if it stays on them.
>>344197682
I love hitting them with a giant slow moving beach ball of fire. they never expect it to have so much damage and I think it goes through shields.
>try comp for the first time
>as soon as I'm placed in a group, some mouthbreathing little faggot starts screeching at everyone for not picking the heroes he thinks we should pick
>spends the entire match exhaling into his mic/swallowing his excessive drool
>constantly dying
>"I'd be doing better if you guys played who I said to play!"
>tfw comp is trash
>>344197878
You can jump on top of D.Ca and she can't do anything to you.
>>344197909
It goes through Rein and Winston's shield, but gives Zarya an instant 50 power.
>>344197808
nope. growth spurts can happen up to 35. but that takes protein calcium and lots of movement , usually from your legs.
I wish I knew this when I was growing up. I'm 35 now and it sucks. all i can hope to accomplish is to get skinny and trick some short teen to date me.
>>344195919
>If someone leaves in every game where I'm winning,
Then you're either bullshitting or you might as well kill self because with this level of bad luck you probably have cancer anyway.
Everyone has the same probability of running into a leaver.
>>344198070
>gives Zarya an instant 50 power.
well shit.
>>344198029
Come back to Quick Play and leave the Cancer over there. I don't think I've seen any trash talking in QP in awhile.
Alternatively, I've seen the Enemy team, which beat us by the way, just tear each other apart throughout he whole match.
>>344187839
>>344198080
Well god damn, I guess running and milk will be my two new best friends after all then.
>>344198029
I literally always ask, "who do you need and I'll switch"
people stay shut most of the time. the ones that do talk have been cool though. at least on PS4. fucking headset doesn't even work on xbone. they can hear me but I can't hear them.
>>344198151
>Everyone has the same probability of running into a leaver.
All it takes is running into one or two more leavers than anyone else to put you into a completely different rank. Lowers have more leavers, cycle continues. This clearly needs to be fixed.
>>344198349
good luck to you man.
>>344188350
What's wrong with Sponty?
>>344198558
Thanks señor. I'll be off now.
>>344198291
I wanna lick it
>>344198291
A magical place.
Whoever says 4chan is homophobic has clearly never been here.
>>344198291
That ass is too good.
>>344199974
Well I dont like gay people but I wouldnt mind at all if a cute trap crawled on top of me and gave me a succjob
>>344199974
That is true. The only things that most of 4chan seems to hate are Muslims (and associated ethnicities/nationalities even if not Muslim), black people, Indians, transsexuals, and SJWs.
>People in this thread saying its your fault if you lose 6+ games in a row
Sorry I actually go for and contest the point, as well as not pick a sniper on fucking watchpoint, or even worse. Kings row.
>>344201153
So in other words, 4chan hates people for acting like cocks rather than traits they can't help.
My depression felt somewhat ok today...
Thanks /v/ you never disappoint
>>344203968
>, 4chan hates people for acting like cocks rather than traits they can't help.
>for acting like cocks rather than traits they can't help
>rather than traits they can't help
You clearly are new here.
>i dont give a shit about my ranking
>but i care about my ranking, why is it so hard lol
Retard.
>>344204698
Its a number that symbolises how "good" you are, of course he'll care about it
>>344182337
>your penis
>not comically valuable
I'm not playing ranked again until they fix the leaver bugs. This season's kind of a shitfest.
>>344195351
>Winning an underdog match will get you half a rank
>Losing any match will drastically drop your rank
Wow so fair and balanced
Not like blizz has ever been good at balancing anyway
>>344203968
Not really. SJWs aside, obviously being black, or indian, or (usually) transsexual are not a choice. And for the muslim thing, 4chan tends to hate even non-Muslim Arabs, Turks, Pakistanis just by association; not even mentioning that obviously there are many Muslims that don't fit the common negative conceptions that a lot of 4chan has for them in terms of their beliefs or lifestyle and thus logically speaking shouldn't be hated, but are hated regardless just by association with other Muslims that do fit that stereotype or have such-and-such beliefs.
>>344205442
Its like playing a beta, idk if I'll play comp again until at least season 3
Is it just me or are Quick Play matches filled with complete morons now? I played a match on Dorado as Pharah and had to single handedly move the payload. Nobody else would stand by it. Later I played a match on Hanamura defense as Reinhardt. I stood at the gate at the first point and the enemy team never ran past. They had characters to sneak behind but everybody just shot at my shield. And when it'd break, still nobody would run past. It felt like I was playing matches with people who had never played the game before. Has anybody else been running into shit like this?
>>344203968
>Actually having a positive image of how 4channers determine what individuals to dislike and thinking it is a well-reasoned process
How off-base from reality are you?
>>344198578
What's wrong with OCs in general?
>player on your team leaves when you're losing
>full negative penalty
>player on other team leaves while you're winning
>diddly amount of exp
BLIZZARD
THIS DOES NOT FLY
>>344207664
>"A player on your team has left. You can leave this match without penalty within the next 0:30"
>leave match
>go down a rank
>>344208508
This is the highest fucking bullshit ever.
>>344208508
I haven't had the opportunity, but does this actually happen?
>9 - 1 solo queue placement
>Ranked 63
>Haven't touched it since
I just want to say I'm better than most of /v/ with minimal effort
>>344187839
>boxed figures that aren't rare at all
this is how you can tell someone is a major jew, hoping desperately they can make back some cash instead of just displaying things like a normal human being.
>>344208508
You can leave without the leaver penalty that can get you banned for the rest of the season, not without taking a loss.
>>344210463
>took turns on placement matches at a friend'son his PS4
>somehow manage to get rank 52
>we're down to 48 now
Honestly, I have no idea we got rank 52. I thought we did pretty shitty. Mediocre at best.
>>344210463
Only 63? Time to step it up.
>>344177337
public competetive play is a meme and valve tried to stave it off for the longest time in Dota 2 until the whiners got too loud and they caved.
It has added literally nothing of value except for, as you say, the very top players.
>>344205709
>lmao dude chill, its just a game XDD
>lets all play bastion on attack xddd
>>344211753
I thought I was doing shitty, because it kept placing me up against meme teams like Mercy/Rein/Bastion and that even though I was winning my performance was lowering mmr or something
>>344211792
What's it even go to? 100?
>>344212019
I don't mind that in free play. Competitive on the other hand.
>itt
>Someone leaves on their team when we win, get next to nothing for it
>Lose if one of your team members leaves, lose half a bar.
It's not fair
>>344212019
>tfw had to do a 6 Genji on defense
I didn't like or dislike competitive but I've stopped playing it. I ranked 51, and then every match after that would either bring me to 50 or bring me back to 51 so I eventually figured that there's no point in trying to get higher than that. I'll stick with getting mad at useless loot boxes for now.
>It's a "You're supporting/tanking but your teammates are literally incapable of hitting the left mouse button while placing the reticule over the enemy" episode.
IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING SHOOT
DON'T PICK DAMAGE
LET ME DO IT
>>344213094
>can't shoot
>someone else picks my usual classes like Lucio or Junkrat and refuse to switch off
>mfw I have to play a class that shoots
why are you idiots trying to play a casual game competitively?
you do realise that the entire game is designed around making it easy for low-skill casuals to get cheap shots on better players, right? thats why the tickrate is so low
>>344213736
>>>/csgo/
>>344187541
I'm rank 70 and competitive is a fucking joke
It's beyond broken
>Win 8/10 of my placement matches
>all except one were great matches with balanced teams
>Get ranked as 60 skill level or whatever its called
>every comp game I get now has my team tripping over themselves while the enemy team is 100% better at everything
>dropped to 54 after a couple of matches like that
I know this sounds obnoxious but I don't even feel like its me, like I am OK it just felt like the teams in my placement matches were stronger.
Noob question. What is 50 representing? Is 60 good?
It's not like a % repartition right?
>>344214959
It's a game with 5 other teammates, you can't win games on your own unless the team is far below your skill level.
>>344196120
It's how every competitive system works.
>>344215163
Yea, but the teams I get put on now are beyond hopeless. I try to communicate with them but the last comp match I played we had 4 winstons on attack and nobody but me thought that was a bad idea. We lost, hard.
>>344213094
>play Mercy
>ready to be a good little pocket Mercy for someone like a Pharah or Soldier
>they're complete shit
>>344214959
I think because of KOTH and other bugs that the game had the placement matches were sort of all over the place and what happened is that some people got placed higher/lower than they should be. There are many people got placed in 40s and after placement matches they won up to 60s, and many that got placed in 60s and then went down to 50s.
>>344215562
>Playing Pharah
>Getting kills left and right
>Mercy starts pocketing me
>Oh god, I need to do well and impress the Mercy!
>wiff
>wiff
>wiff
>die
>>344206847
Act like a nigger, get called a nigger.
Praise a child-fondling head-chopping warlord and cry out for the murder of anyone who depicts him, get called a mudslime.
Act like Brianna Wu, get called a mentally ill tranny.
Act like an SJW, get called an SJW.
Conduct over inherent traits. Martin Luther King's dream.
>>344204590
Actually, I've been here since 2005 or 2006, I'm not entirely sure which.
