...Aaaaany second now
New taunts are here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yF_IOHKbYw
It's happening
11:58pm mst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VElUGO7W0fc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_plMGc5o8w
Why
If I could go back in time and prevent one update it would be Pyromania
>>344178460
>not Uber/F2P update
Might've killed off this game early.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxzwyBoaxXw
>They literally just call it The Carlton
>>344176997
HURRY UP GOD DANM IT
People still play this game? I can't help but feel pity.
>>344181787
People still make this comment? I can't help but feel pity
![[sweating profusely].png](https://i.imgur.com/lKtTv6R.png "[sweating profusely].png")
>>344176997
VALVE PLEASE
I have to go to work in an hour and a half.
>>344181928 >>344181787
people still but this pity? i can't feel help make comment
>>344182324
It's some good bait.
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!
>>344176997
>mfw when after all those years TF2 is still the best game of the genre.
WE'RE LIVE FOLKS
It's time
Been waiting all morning.
Update notes later.
POST THEM GODDAMNIT
>UPDATE NOTES COMING SOON
>one of them will get a future Class Update!
>future
Welp.
>>344183563
I love patch notes more than the patches themselves.
>TF2
Who cares.
>>344182621
>mfw when after all those years TF2 is still the best game of the genre
Just goes to show how much of a turd character-based shooters are.
Not to mention the virgins playing them.
why would anyone vote heavy? pyro is the lest balanced class and seriously needs an update.
>Crates
>Shitty taunts
>Useless shit
>The Carlton
Oh boy. TF2 is done.
Wow, TF2 is getting shit from Black Ops 3.
As if this game couldn't be more cancerous.
>KEYLESS CRATES
ABSOLUTE MADMEN
What kind of judaism is Valve going to surprise us with?
>pick one when they're both shit and in need of balancing
>>344184403
>You must buy them
>No random drops
Wew
>>344184559
Read the blog post.
>But! Okay, both of them might get new Class Updates at some point. In fact, it's highly likely they both will.
>But! Only one of them will get it first.
>>344184118
Well a lot of people actually. You coming in this thread and saying something rhetorical as ''Who cares'' does nothing.
However, you know. Who cares.
What the hell is going on? New TF2 update?
>>344184694
Yes, you are getting the cancer that's been killing the latest shooters, like paid crates, taunts and much more garbage that appeals to dudebros.
>>344184537
This shit of course >>344184589
what the fuck
>>344184650
Thank fucking god I was thinking the same thing
>>344184650
man, that just means they don't actually have balance planned yet
>>344184118
The people who came into this thread, wrote a post, did a captcha, and then posted.
Like you!
>>344184694
Overteam Fortresswatch
REMEMBER GUYS
HIDE OVERSHILL POSTS
IGNORE OVERSHILL POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO OVERSHILL POSTERS
This is a comfy TF2 Uptade Thread
!MAKE HEAVY OR PYRO GREAT AGAIN!
>>344184794
TF2 is now falling down hill. Would rather play team fortress 3 right now, A.K.A Overwatch
>>344184589
Bleh, as opposed to just getting the desired item from the market (which will very quickly cost less than the crate). Good for people who like unusuals and spending i guess.
All the Merch costs 25 bucks.
![001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hSOJRLu.jpg "001[1].jpg")
THESE ARE MY ANGRY EYES
>>344185127
Gotta feel sorry for the virgins who will buy this.
>>344177625
>Description
>Literally "FREEDOM AIN'T FREE"
Both of them need to be given some fresh blood and a rebalance, honestly.
But ever since they nerfed my Distinguisher and Axetinguisher, it's just been no fun playing combo pyro. Make Pyro great again!Fuck this waiting for updates shit though, been waiting all day for this.
>>344185051
>team fortress 3
>6v6 with 10s cooldown moba abilities
>"it's the same because they're both cartoony"
Yeah, no.
>>344184910
Stop falseflaging and fuck off company war virgin.
We are going to make Pyro great again!
>>344184650
>Heavy a underpowered class that only excels when theres a medic suckleing his teet or if theres a payload to be pushed.
>Pyro a fundamentally broken class that can either be good or bad at any given point and time.
Fuck its a tough choice here I mean they're both going to get it eventually but WHO needs it more ?
>>344185418
Will the axtinguisher come back?
>>344185314
*Degreaser, what the fuck am I on. Goes to show how long it's been since I played Pyro I guess.
>>344184403
>2.99$/€/£
>>344185386
They are the same ''character based'' turds that appeal to virgins and bronies.
>>344185287
Why? That's a pretty cool looking graphic for a shirt. It's just overpriced is all and has shitty shipping costs.
People still play this fucking trash? This game went to complete shit years ago.
>>344185386
I'm guessing you've never played it before Anon. Its not just the graphics, its the fucking control, the way the game plays out and shit. It heavily reminded me of TF2.
>>344184589
why Valve is so fucking greedy
>>344185517
Tell me this is just an SFM animation.
>>344185051
>Team Fortress 3 is Overwatch.
thats pretty fucking insulting considering TF2 does alot of things better then Overwatch does
Fuck off shill dont ever meme here again.
>>344185567
Only kids and poorfags now, like most people in this thread.
>>344185567
t. Overwatch player eating up Blizzard's piece of shit game
>>344184589
Dude, even fucking Cowadooty gives you the chance to get loot drops for free.
>>344185517
WE VINTAGE MEMES NOW
>overwatch thread
>nobody talks about tf2
>tf2 thread
>people only talking about overwatch
>>344185517
>>344184589
So, this is the update that kills the game?
>>344185752
Even fucking Overwatch
doooooooooooooooooooooood
![033[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gkybsGO.jpg "033[1].jpg")
Okay but
miss P's ass
>>344185678
I meant Overwatch is trying to copy TF2. It resembles a lot of fucking shit from TF2.
>>344176997
How come nobody thought to give people who want to play competive the third option to grind to get in? They're adding levels to casual so why not just say "reach level X and you can play comp".
>>344185862
>overwatch thread
>no tf2 shills
>tf2 thread
>overwatch shills and trolls fucking everywhere
>>344185862
they're salty poorfags whose moms wont pay for overwatch LOL
>>344184589
>late to the loot box party
>introduce them in a way you out-jew every game with loot drops
It's almost impressive.
>>344186112
No, the TF2 shills are in here blaming Overwatch everytime someone doesn't suck the dick of the horrible game that spawned the cancerous fucking subgenre of character-based online shooters.
>>344185982
I'm really hoping the strange crate has strangifiers instead of actual strange weapons.
>>344185982
fucking weebs
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXPECTED A GOOD UPDATE FROM DEVELOPERS WHO ARE LITERALLY PONYFAGGOTS SJW HORSEFUCKERS
>>344185732
Bait harder, faggot. :^)
>>344186446
>expiration date pauling
fukken gross>non dickgirl version
even worse
>>344183563
What are the little guys at the top?
>>344186286
Actually, Quake spawned the first Team Fortress.
>>344184589
FUCK YOU VALVE
FUCK YOU
I AM SO SICK OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
FUCK. YOU.
AND FUCK EVERYONE WHO WILL EAT THIS SHIT UP. WAOEFPJEPFOJAOPFJ
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
No seriously, I was just hoping that after you would get a new rank in pubs you would get one item. It would be fun and it would give you that retarded sense of progression.
But all what fucking Valve sees are dollar signs.
>>344186446
>the slender man on the TV
>the java the hut gabe newell
WHO /TEAMPYRO/ HERE
>>344186119
Bait or not.
I actually own Overwatch. I also spent a..hefty amount in TF2 to make my classes look good. I respect and play both games, because they are different yet still in the same genre.
Why do people constantly pit OW and TF2 against each other? I just want to enjoy both games and post in either thread without somebody saying ''Uh..W-well TF2 is just for free2plays!''
>>344185895
The game died long ago. Now it's just community updates and lame patches. Oh, and still hats.
This War update is just a desperate attempt to regain back some fans.
>>344186643
Don't know.
These threads about the TF2 update are the only place i've seen people trying really hard at forcing flamewars.
>>344186497
>sjw
???
kotaku plz
>>344186598
Did you expect something that doesn't take your money from Gabe Newell?
>>344186643
It's kids trying to justify their latest blizzard turd purchase.
>>344186643
>Why do people constantly pit OW and TF2 against each other?
The same reason console wars still exist. People like to be part of a group.
>>344186643
because people reply and retarded brand loyalists
>>344186643
>Why do people constantly pit OW and TF2 against each other?
It's literally only tf2fags who are way too defensive.
Case in point: the first person itt to even mention Overwatch was shitting on it instead of talking about TF2. >>344184910
>>344184678
autistic faggot, just answer his question
>>344186793
I don't know, I guess with Overwatch flying around I was hoping Valve would step up their game and give us someting good for once, competition is good and Overwatch is just that. This could have been good for everyone.
TF2, once again, paving the way of judaism.
>>344186625
furfag
Pyro already gets all the hats, if you take heavy's guns away you are literally a jew.
>>344186956
>''Well a lot of people actually''
I did.
>>344186790
Am I reading this wrong or do I see, "TF2's biggest insparation, Overwatch"?
>>344186790
For fuck's sake this shit has been in planning for over a year. Overwatch hasn't even been out that long.
Jesus tits these people know nothing.
>>344185895
Why do I have to post this every time we do this?
>>344187217
What am I supposed to see?
>>344176997
HERE WE GO
>>344185517
Don't tell me you hate the Cartlon /v/
>>344187287
The single weapon that ruined TF2.
>>344186591
cool beans
>>344187358
That is not the dead ringer
>>344187358
Airblasting ruined TF2. Nice try though.
>>344176997
http://www.teamfortress.com/theshowdown/
pretty good
>>344187357
What's the difference between this and the Pepe frogs sticked to the guy's laptop in Watch Dogs 2?
>>344187217
Is backburner supposed to be awful or too good? I remember wrecking shit with this in early TF2 days.
>>344187106
Valve announced that they were finally doing matchmaking well after Blizzard announced Overwatch, my man.
t. tf2 fanboy of 7 years who can clearly see that blizzard lit a match under valve's ass
>>344187469
t. assmad soldier main
>>344187358
that's not jarate
>>344187287
>Fifty extra health
People forget how fucking crazy TF2's lifecycle has been; so many different buffs and nerfs making characters overpowered or underpowered.
The Pyro update gave you two choices; play with the puff and sting of the regular flamethrower and the Axetinguisher, or get an extra FIFTY FUCKING HP (more than the Soldier), crits from behind, and you could STILL use the Axetinguisher on slower classes/backpedalers.
People who've been playing TF2 for a long while, give the Backburner another chance. If you're good at airblasting it's basically a direct upgrade over the regular Flamethrower.
>>344187521
Valve announced matchmaking before blizzard
>>344185528
like all other merch you buy online, if you want cheap clothes go to wallmart, if you want fan-clothes to support the creator, it will cost alot more.
>>344176997
Meet your Match
Meet
Meat (Heavy eats meat)
Match
Matches (Used for starting fires, Pyro starts fires)
Update to feature Heavy vs Pyro?
>>344186790
either a severe lack of grammar skills or a severe lack of basic time flow. Regardless, someone was paid to write this and that's just terrible.
>update isn't out yet
>>344187358
>BAWWW SOMEONE CAN KILL ME FROM BEHIND ALMOST INSTANTLY
>the Spy already existed since launch
>>344187480
the carlton is something i like, while pepe is something you hate
>>344187358
Anon, I think you posted accidentally posted something else that wasn't the dead ringer.
>>344187562
>Pyro should be able to effortlessly shut down any attempted uber by the other team
>>344187650
are you for real?
>>344186790
>>344187097
>>344187106
They do this shit intentionally.
its like 4chan starts a vidya journalism website and every single article is a bait post
>>344187675
>the fucking patch notes aren't even out yet
>>344187521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKpSxLmgj44
Retard.
>>344187741
>ubers should be able to plow through the enemy team with no resistance
>>344187762
...
We should actually do that.
>>344186947
Hm. Point taken. Both..'fans' of the games have some extremists that like to insult the other opposing game. I guess there will always be those people.
>Thinking heavy needs any kind of rebalancing before the class that supposed to be the close quarters class which is completely outclassed by a certain explosives using swordsman
>Thinking the class with a long range bullet hose and more max HP needs rebalancing
>Before the close quarters class is rebalanced so he's not completely destroyed by competent players
Don't even try and convince me heavy needs something.
Heavy can wait.
You know what Pyro gets? FUCKED
His Meet the Pyro video update?
Pyro got less weapons than fucking SOLDIER GOT
IT'S A DISGRACE!
>>344187781
>he doesn't understand Valve time
hope you had nothing to do today.
>>344187650
Dude, you should call Kotaku and let them know about this.
>>344187741
because you know airblasting rockets and grenades at point blank range for 8s straight isn't difficult or anything
>>344187875
The only thing that should be a 100% effective counter for an uber should be another uber
>>344187989
it already exists, like 3 times
>>344187650
Holy shit....
>>344187694
the spy can't aoe melt your whole team from behind, anon
>>344187875
>One takes 40 seconds of uninterrupted healing to build up
>One is just pressing the right mouse button
>>344187821
Valve doing their stupid shit where they tell 3 people about some vague semi-plans does not count.
They rushed matchmaking out in a shitty beta mode well after Overwatch rose to the public eye. Accept it, anon. If it wasn't for Overwatch, matchmaking wouldn't even be here yet. It'd still be the far-off vague promise that we got 3 and a half years ago.
>>344187762
Or they're legitimately autistic.
>>344187650
that went over my head
>>344188205
>teleports behind u
>all this prinny stuff
yesssssssss
GUYS
WHERE'S THE UPDATE?
my 1000+ hours are about to pay off
>There are people unironically voting for pyro
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690680/r
>>344188205
where did you get this?
>>344188448
because pyro is more in need of a rework than heavy?
>>344188448
If you're not voting for Pyro you are retarded.
>>344188448
>strawpoll
fuck off
>>344188448
>2012
>not siding with the flaming homogay with a goblin body
>>344188448
Pyro is useless, he definitely needs a rework
WHERE ARE THE PATCH NOTES
WHERE IS THE BIG THING PEOPLE WERE TEASING
>>344188448
Pyro is the one that needs the work, you fuck.
I love the Heavy and play him far more, but I'm voting Pyro.
>>344188537
If you're not voting for Heavy you're just an irredeemable faggot.
>>344188448
I feel like you're baiting or you're just retarded.
>>344188686
I'm sorry, does your highest max HP bullet hose need a rework? Doubtful.
>VOTE FOR ONE OF TWO CHARACTERS THAT WILL GET NEW WEAPONS AND BALANCING BECAUSE WE CAN'T BE FUCKED DOING MORE THAN ONE
Jesus fuck this is a new level of lazy.
>>344188639
>pyro is useless
have you ever airblased in your life
or spychecked
>>344188448
Heavy always works always will, don't fix whats not broke etc.
Pyro has been buffed and nerfed way more than heavy, Valve needs to get there heads out of their ass and decide something for pyro.
>>344188896
They're doing both though
>>344188448
He's literally the shittiest class in the game
>>344188659
Don't get hype, anon. Only heavy or pyro will be getting any significant changes, and it won't be today.
>>344185517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj2UEYG9-kk
>>344185517
will it be all-class
>>344188896
>But! Okay, both of them might get new Class Updates at some point. In fact, it's highly likely they both will.
>But! Only one of them will get it first.
>>344188214
>uninterrupted healing
You ever play tf2?
Vote Pyro faggots
>>344188904
>a gimmick and someone literally everyone can do
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
>>344189012
>Spy
>>344189109
that doesn't change the fact that he's not useless lmao
>>344188896
its more like
>VOTE FOR ONE OF TWO CHARACTERS THAT WILL GET NEW WEAPONS AND BALANCING BECAUSE WE DONT PLAY OUR GAME AND DONT KNOW WHAT NEEDS FIXING AND IF WE FIX THE WRONG ONE YOU THROW A SHITFIT
>>344187650
? ? ? ?
>>344189194
Actually, it does. It means he's useless. He has no significant use that another class can't do better.
>>344189094
>implying people are stupid enough to vote Heavy
Doesn't matter anyways, Pyro is clearly is gonna win the poll.
>>344188896
the whole thing is a joke. they've already got the new weapon art picked out from the workship, and any new features they need implemented. they'll do another balance pass before they ship, but it's just an excuse for another fun WAR! event.
where the fuck is moonbase, though?
>>344189129
Spy at least has some situational utility when capping the last point. Pyro is just 100% garbage, there's no reason to not use a demo instead.
HOLY SHIT GUYS THE PATCH NOTES ARE UP
>>344189276
t. a pub player
>>344189006
One lucky class is going to get a full-fledged class pack in a future update! New weapons! New balancing! New achievements! It could be Heavy. Or it could be Pyro. But it's not gonna be both!
>not gonna be both
Save yourself the disappointment, anon. They're gonna do one now, and the other next year.
>>344185517
funny thing is
most of the taunts weren't even done by valve
>>344187741
just kill the Pyro lmao
>>344187650
really makes you think
>>344189341
Oh yeah, look at all those times Pyro is picked in competitive.
Oh, wait.
>>344189323
It's not nice to lie to people. Now its time for spanking.
>>344189398
Have any been done by valve?
>>344187650
What did he mean by this?
>>344189028
Why does the scout voice actor act exactly like him?
>>344189398
The less funny thing is, the Carlton was the valve-created one.
>>344189440
>highlander
>offclass defense on last in 6s
if your source of pyro's utility is pub comp then off yourself
>>344187650
>>344189296
Wanna know how I know you're a total noob?
>>344189502
By that logic, every class will get a balance update 'at some point'. If vague, presume 5 years valve time.
>>344189514
Pretty sure at least one of them was. It's just sad that Valve can't even be bothered to create the content they ship in big updates anymore.
>>344188076
>You shouldn't be able to airblast ubers
>You also should not be able to juggled ubered targets via explosive weapons
>Or suspend them in mid-air with hitscan weapons like Scattergun, FoN, Shotgun, or Miniguns
>Or do anything to impair any movement at all whatsoever
Thank God you aren't in charge of game design
>>344187650
Hey Kotaku
>>344189545
Why does the scout voice actor sounds exactly like him?
>>344187650
So how was Vault 111
>>344189673
They're going to give whichever class wins the update first
>>344189296
Literally wrong though.
Pyro saving grace is his airblast which is actually useful.
>>344189296
Thats a good joke Anon. You should start up a YouTube channel.
So is the update coming tonight or did Valve say "FUCK YOU WE'LL JUST MAKE A DAY 3 FOR THE BALANCE NOTES"
>>344189804
Why does the scout voice actor look exactly like him?
>>344188076
I remember the good old days when you used to be able to stun ubers with the baseball. Better days.
>>344189296
Pyro is approachable at all skill levels. A bad player can be a good pyro, and a good player can be the devil in a fireproof suit.
Bad players cannot play demoman, but good players shit on everyone as demo.
>>344189028
pretty gud
>>344189871
patch notes coming tomorrow along with update.
>>344189871
Check the Updates tab, the Meet Your Match Update is listed as 7-7-16 so it will be shipping SOON™
It's nice to get a new comic, but god damn do I want more of the ongoing.
>>344189827
Miss Pauling, I'm B-L-U.
>>344189921
Why does the scout voice actor taste exactly like him?
>>344189552
>>344189921
Why does the scout voice actor sounds exactly like him?
>>344188076
>>344189948
do backstabs still send ubered players to the moon? i remember in the first days when that was half the point of spy.
>>344190168
Only if you backstab them mid jump.
>>344186080
To prevent BR's and children.
It's a good plan.
>>344189398
They're fucking taunts,who cares
You should worry about none of the maps being created by Valve
SOLDIER NERF WHEN
>>344186080
It's mostly to prevent cheaters.
>>344190282
>thinking soldier needs nerfing
>>344190229
But if you had to grind to do it then children would never get to comp, because that would take to long and they would more likely uninstall.
Why not giving random loots when winning X matches in competitive? Pretty sure fucking everyone would flock at it if it was announced.
>>344185517
Isn't this just lifted from the expriration date short
>>344190374
>character so strong they add mobility weakness
>circumvent mobility weakness with rocket jumping
Soldier was always unbalanced
Is there anyway I can get a cracked version of TF2? I found a lot but they don't work. I'm a poorfag.
>>344190471
Surprised this isn't a thing desu
>>344187480
The difference is that claiming that referencing a fucking dance from a beloved series is as much of an internet meme as a rock.
>>344190609
When did it happen in Expiration Date?
>>344190645
here's a (You)
>>344190645
>>344190645
>>344190714
I don't know, I remember Scout dancing at some point
>>344190645
Just be a good goy and give valve your phone number.
>>344190645
you actually made me upset.
i'm impressed.
>>344190714
He tried to dance it when SPy was teaching him waltz. But Scout does have canonically a thing for Tom Jones.
>>344190282
SOLDIER WEAPON CONDENSE WHENFUCK YOU ROBIN WALKER
>>344190797INEVERFELTLIKE
>>344187217
looks weird without the eyes
>>344187650
Everytime you get baited into visiting a "journalism" site, you are inadvertently giving pennies. Even with ad-blockers installed, the company uses visitor statistics to maintain relationships with their advertisers. Windows operating systems have a feature called the "hosts file" that will let you block these websites.
>The Windows Hosts file allows you to define which websites are linked to which IP addresses.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hosts_(file)
Here is how to use it
Notepad
Open with admin privileges.
C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc
This is where your Hosts file is located. Open "hosts" (does not have an extension) with Notepad. If you utilize Spybot - Search & Destroy, you will see a very long list of unsafe domains already entered here. For your convenience, enter the following lines in at the top:
https://gist.github.com/ChimeraCoder/7495794
Spacing DOES matter in your host file, so ensure it looks like the example that is already in there. Some similar, clickbait-modelled sites to consider adding:
#Expanded list
127.0.0.1 rockpapershotgun.com
127.0.0.1 polygon.com
127.0.0.1 theverge.com
127.0.0.1 vox.com
127.0.0.1 games.on.net
127.0.0.1 pcgamer.com
127.0.0.1 fortune.com
127.0.0.1 cracked.com
127.0.0.1 neogaf.com
127.0.0.1 vice.com
127.0.0.1 wired.co.uk
127.0.0.1 wired.com
127.0.0.1 nymag.com
127.0.0.1 huffingtonpost.com
127.0.0.1 salon.com
127.0.0.1 indiewire.com
127.0.0.1 dailymail.co.uk
127.0.0.1 theguardian.com
Save the file. The "Save As" dialog box will appear. Save this as "hosts_new".
C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc
1) Back in your \etc\ folder, rename your previous "hosts" file to "hosts_backup".
2) Rename the newly created file, "hosts_new.txt" to "hosts"
Congrats, no more accidentally giving pennies and view counts. Chances are, this post will be replied to by a "journalist" from one of Gawker's sites. If unsure, please do your own research.
