>So, uh....after you take me back to my place, how about we do some....overtime?
What did she mean by this?
nwf
You know exactly what she meant. Stop your memery
It means GET ON THE FUCKING POINT DON'T WAIT FOR EVERYONE ELSE JUST RESET THAT TIMER!
>he didn't get the secret ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjKKEC1V-7c
NO WAY FAG!
>>344166026
>Leon could have gotten his hands on the ballistics
>Still pining over Ada
What a fag
I would give her my d-virus desu, senpai.
That was a blast, now maybe I can try the new blue gunI'm too pleb to try to get the handcannon
>>344166479
Get the handjob cannon.
>there are people who think it's a good idea to fuck the President's daughter
>they unironically think this and call the most based game character a fag because of their ignorance
>>344166254
I feel like fucking the Presidents daughter would have boded poorly as a secret service officer
She wanted him to be her tutor for her upcoming college finals and to pay him extra money for it, duh.
>>344166649
Go home Leon
You're drunk
>>344166026
>wearing a sweater vest
>also has a full sweater wrapped around her neck
>double sweaters
>>344166026
No thanks, BRO.
>>344166026
She wanted the dick.
Would you, /v/? Knowing full well she's the president's daughter?
![(G_P) Berserk 19 (1080p, 10-bit)(FCA1944A).mkv_snapshot_20.14_[2015.05.31_15.48.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nXrAmdY.jpg "(G_P) Berserk 19 (1080p, 10-bit)(FCA1944A).mkv_snapshot_20.14_[2015.05.31_15.48.14].jpg")
>>344167017
I'd go full Griffith on her.
>>344166825
I'd fuck Ashley.
>>344167017
I cannot disobey a direct order by the President, and that extends to his family! I must fulfill my duty to my country!
>>344167017
Ugly 6th gen pigface, no thanks.
>>344166649
>He thinks the president's daughters aren't turbo sluts
>Being this naive
>>344166026
Bend me over right now and put a baby in me.
>>344167504
>he thinks that Leon wasn't hired by the secret service
>he thinks that they don't know about everything he does when he gets back in the states
>being this naive
>>344167017
I would fuck most things if given the chance.
>>344166695
Meanwhile, an absolute nobody secret service officer kills the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, KILLED CHINA, FUCKING CHINA. ALL OF CHINA. This nobody traitor, who, despite wholeheartedly swearing to protect the president with their life, murdered him with no remorse. This person who should be executed on live television while the Blue Angels go over the Washington Monument WAS GIVEN A FULL PARDON.
>>344166026
Overtime is code for titfucking
>>344167017
no thats wrong and ada is better
>There are people who want to stick their dicks in a vagoo full of zombie semen
what's with the men in RE?
Chris is gay
Wesker has the meanest fetishes that make /d/ seem like /c/, also a little homo
Barry is Barry
Leon has yellow fever, also a little homo
Jake had best girl gravitating around his dick 24/7 and he still didn't bang her
everyone else is irrelevant or dead
My date with the president's daughter
My date with the president's daughter oh yeah
>>344168386
They want to milk the product forever and so the story is in a constant stagnate
>>344168386
Barry is a father and a loving husband, I'm sure.
>>344168386
Welcome to Japanese donkan characters.
>>344168631
yeah he's a little brain damaged but he's still the one that's the most normal
>>344168386
>Jake had best girl gravitating around his dick 24/7 and he still didn't bang her
That's not Claire
>>344168386
>Chris is gay
He married Jill.
>>344169570
I'm really salty that they dropped the ball in RE6 and forgot Jill existed.
Especially coming off 5 where they save her.
>>344167864
You can't unfuck the girl, anon.
>>344166026
He's not paid very well. Government job, you know.
>>344170505
what?
>>344170730
If Leon were to fuck the girl, even is every agency in the US knew, they can unfuck her, it's done.
Forever soiled.
>>344166479
Just do it faggot, keep trying mercenaries until you get the handcannon
>>344170958
i don't think you understood what i said.
>>344166026
It means she wants to get kidnapped and rescued again in Resident Evil 4-2
>>344170958
>>344170505
I think the Pres is cool with his daughter being ploughed by his best man.
It means they're gonna play some Overwatch
So, since the President during RE4 was obviously supposed to be Bush (2004, Krauser talks about the Pres being conservative), was Ashley based on her?
>>344168631
poor guy gave birth to a tumblr fag
>>344168386
Jake would have fucked her, but the damned QTEs kept interrupting him.
>>344168386
Jake held hands with her tho
>>344166254
>prefering an underage spoiled little shit over a hot ass tall asian woman
It almost sounds like you're gay
>>344166202
YES
>>344166026
requesting that boat gif/webm
>>344166202
Classic
Massive fucking tits.
>>344171014
I want to fill megumin with mana.
>>344166479
But The Mercenaries is the most fun part. I can't believe beating them isn't an achievement. If it's any consolation, while Leon and Ada can be a bit hard to 5 star, the other 3 characters are really, really easy to win with.
Little rough, don't you think?
>>344166927
Came here to post this.
>>344172557
at least she had tits dude >>344174875
>>344166026
He meant he had to go back to his job
>Personal security for the president's immediate family
So I guess whenever Ashley isn't kidnapped and just at school Leon just kinds of follows the first Lady around when she goes shopping, or at a speech or whatever. You think Leon suplexes protesters at events? Now that I really think about it, he probably spends most of his time sitting around fancy hotels doing boring security work. No wonder Leon was all about cracking jokes during RE4, it's the most interesting thing he'd done in years.
>>344166202
i laughed have a (you)
>>344166695
Ya he might have to marry into a ruling class tier family
>>344175309
hunk is the easiets with that meme gun and instakill melee
>>344171810
To be fair, she's only like that because she shot her sister and she feels super awful about it, which extends into a bunch of her personality.
Once she gets over it, she basically turns into Barry part 2: Raspberry and enters the realm of RE protagonists.
>>344166026
She was hoping to peg him as a thank you
>>344166026
She meant give her to Ada Wong, who will peg little Ashley's ass deep and hard.
>>344168386
Whats with the Chris is gay shit? Because of Piers? Im sure Chris fucked Jill/Sheeva
>>344166202
>those youtube comments calling it fake
fucking noobs.
>>344166026
Geoff Keighly was in a game?
>>344166026Little rough, don't you think?
>>344172557
She was in college, she's not underage.
Hey guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKXWAE8YYxY
>>344185271
>10 years old
>>344166026
NOWAY FAG
>>344172557
Does nobody ever read the document you start the game with? She's 20.
>>344166026
>So, uh....after you take me back to my place, how about we play some... Overtwatch?
>Heh... sorry.
Does anyone have that video/gif/webm of Leon doing his dumb fedora tip in his mobster outfit, only to get his head eaten by a zealot plagas a half second later?
>>344187912
>344187912
Were her ballistics always so big?
>>344166026
Probably some paperwork to fill out.
>>344188038
yeah, but you wouldn't know it since the president needed her ballistics wrapped up tight so they wouldn't hurt anyone
>>344166825
I only enter this thread for this image
>>344166695
Not even that, she's the kind of girl that would grow attached and would want him to be her boyfriend, and then one day she'd let it slip to someone and the President would find out and it'd be a nightmare.
>>344166026
She had some shelves she wanted him to mount and some Ikea furniture to put together.
>Eroquis will never make a sequel to his Ashley CG set
>>344166763
There it is
>>344171014
Mercenaries used to scare me more than any part in the game. I felt so helpless when a large enemy showed up. Oh god, the chainsaws.
Unfortunately the actual comic sucks
>>344168130
The President got zombified, anon. He was already technically gone. Same thing with all those American/Chinese/Serbian/etc people you kill.
Simmons and nu-Carla are to blame. And they're dead now.
>>344172557
The younger the better, the blonder the better. You're just a cuck faggot pining for a trifling bitch, Ashley is best waifu.
>>344166202
Ah they don't make endings like that anymore.
>>344166026
She was foreshadowing the events of RE6 where the white house gets overrun by zombies.
>this game is being re released AGAIN
how many versions are there now?
>>344193079
> Two chainsaw guys.
> Chainsaw guy is approaching you then you get ambushed by some mooks at the worst possible moment.
Oh fuck.
JUST!!!!!
BUY!!!!
MY!!!!
FUCKING!!!!
GAME!!!!!!!!!
>>344202808
>going up and down ladders looking for a chance to run from the garradors
>>344166649
>ameritards believe the president is some kind of God king and his daughter untouchable.
>>344203621
what game?
>>344166825
>ejaculate into my cervix
Is Revelations 2 good? I liked Revelations 1.
>>344206182
Yes
>>344198447
having a fun final boss and riding off into the sunset with best girl is to video gamey you white male shitlord
>>344166479
Too ez to get handcannon
>>344166026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IYUQL-HGHk
Did somebody said ballistics?
>>344185271
holy shit lol
I literally JUST helped my uncle finish this yesterday, wtfheh sorry, can't do that
>11 years later
>still no good porn of ashley
>>344183241
>Whats with the Chris is gay shit
His beefcake body type is literally asking for bara doujin.
>Create sexy characters with nympho attitudes
Best series
>>344166825
Is it weird that I only came in this thread to see and laugh at this image, knowing it would be here?
>The last good RE was 11 years ago
>>344172862
>>344167017
It would be worth the price.
>>344167017
I'd fuck her multiple times with a framed picture of Luis on the night stand.
>>344191802
same
>>344211141
5 ws great. sorry you don't have friends.
>>344210764
I've always thought of re females as strong and empowered. classy. not simply fap bait.
>>344211858
lol
>>344201478
Gamecube
PS2
PC
Wii
Zeebo (no clue what that is)
PS3
X360
Android
PS4, X1
and I think a WiiU port was coming out. I am prorbably wrong
>>344212162
THICCCCCC
Who knew Jill could upgrade her body so much after 3
>>344212395
PC twice
>>344211195
nice
but I mean that other one with people irl
>>344166026
>>344210102
she was only ever in one game years ago
but we have these
https://nhentai.net/g/71088/
https://nhentai.net/g/157552/
the only problem is, is that these are the only good two and none of them are translated
Ashley needs her own Fupoo to make a consistent amount of good porn of her o a daily bases
>>344167079
Nigga you DO know what comes after you go full Griffith don't you?bye bye pee pee
>>344174875
*ears
>>344166202
Who would deny gripping, groping, grabbing and sucking on these monsters all night long?
>>344166883
With puppies like those you can never be too prepared.
>>344216440
>there will never be a good hentai of Ashley getting her tits groped and fucked by the RE4 villagers
what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wgqf2qkLxk
>>344167017
She was in a state of distress and as such it'd be wrong to take advantage. I'd inquire with her father first and seek permission.
>>344206425
how about riding off into the sunset with your brofu?
>>344183241
>I'm sure Josh fucked Jill/Sheeva
Fixed that for you.
>>344201478
How many ports of DOOM are there?
>>344212395
Zeebo is phone
PC got a ubisoft port with mat_fullbright 1 "feature", it has a fuckload of mods though
>>344206182
No.
It's a last of us wannabe with tumbrl tard co-protagonist.
>>344166202
>>344210764
mozzarella tits
>>344206171
That's where your sperm is supposed to go, Virgin.
>>344167017
She is actually the president's wife's daughter so it's ok.
>>344212395
Zeebo was a brazilian console that was like a mix of PS2 and Wii but it had the graphics of an old phone... even because it was the phone version on it
And technically RE4 is already on Wii U through VC and Wii RC.
>>344219461
No the sperm is supposed to go into the uterus, the cervix is merely what separates the uterus from the vagina, even if you meant as in "you shoot your sperm through there" it would still be wrong as the sperm goes through the external os which is the hole that the cervix has in the center.
You aren't even supposed to touch the cervix with your dick as it would cause intense pain in 95% of women, often described as an inside-out punch in the guts.
source: I fucked you're mom
>RE5 PC has reticle aiming option to feel like Wii edition
>RE4 PC does not have it despite being already coded for the Wii
god fucking damn it capcom
There's nothing like taking her sweater off and watching those glorious mountains bounce out.
So how much plagas dick did she suck.
>>344221376
None, because they were too busy being mind controlled to shitpost on spanish 4chan
>>344166202
I don't get it. Why did this post got so many replies? What so funny about some guy saying yes over the re4 ending?
>>344166026
Did Leon and Ada fug?
>>344167017
Heavy risk...
>"Whataya buyin'?"
>>344224149
>He will only buy things back from you for 50%
>>344224453
Which is standard procedure in cuhrayzee free market.
speaking of cuhrayzee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=578&v=cX7ks5VDHos
>>344166026
>she will never love you
>>344225765
stop reminding me
LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR SOME FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES.
>>344166202
I don't know why I laughed so hard at something this simple and idiotic.
>>344166825
Took you long enough, asshole.
>>344166202
Absolutely classic.
>>344186082
Sauce for the love of god google has failed me
>>344168386what is hunk?
>>344231954SURE~
Remember when Youtube Poops where lowest form of comedy back then, and you could get laughed off if you dare to say you watched it?
>Shes dead in Re6
>>344167017
>plow ashley
>everytime the president sees me he's reminded that I defiled his daughters body
Absolutely
>>344234438
They should have stuck with the lowercase RE4 font.
>>344234438
>component cables
Good man.
Leettle rough dontju think?
>>344166026
Gotta get all that paperwork in order.
>>344166026
After all that shit, all the blood and dirty shit that she has had on her, virus shit.. you know, all that and the first thing she wants to do when she gets home is get shagged. They weren't even flirting or remotely sexual with each other either. She just hints at banging right away.
Imagine some female saves a male and the first thing he wants to do is bang her after the saving is done and he remarks about it when they are leaving. Would that seem strange or maybe slightly unwarranted. Like, you just saved me but please me sexually too.
I never played RE6, but I remember the president dies there, what about Ashley, do they mention her at all or she is dead?
>>344235603
Ashley's father isn't the one in RE6
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AEGJwR5tH7k
>ctrl+f
>"Freeze"
>0 results
come on now.
morir es vivir
>>344166649
>>344166649
I say it's a good idea, especially if the President is already fond of you.
>>344223090
>>344168386
I know you said either dead or irrelevant, but this nigga has been probably excavating Fong Ling's guts for the past 10 or so years now.
>>344185271
>tfw bought this album during a high school phase
>stupid me thought it was the coolest shit even though i was raised by a good family
>dad saw i had bought it while picking me up from the mall
>made me put it on in the car with him
>try to pick the least offensive song from the few i had heard before
>still absolutely terrible
>never forget the look he gave me
>calmly presses the eject button
>i put the cd back into its case
>feel terrible
>the rest of the ride home is dead quiet
>completely ruined the album and band in general for me
>i ended up throwing it in the trash a few days later
>>344239189
I think he was just disappointed in you cause you actually bought an album.
>>344168386
>Leon has yellow fever, also a little homo
He also has jungle fever.
Maybe he doesn't like white girls.
>>344239604
nah he would have been proud if I bought a jethro tull or grand funk railroad album
>>344233145
TELL ME ONE SWEET LIES ANON AND THE SAUCE WILL BE REVEALED
>>344233145
http://exhentai.org/s/a46367221f/876403-1
>>344166026
AND YOU COME BACK TO RESIDENT EVIL 4 AND IT'S LIKE BITCH THIS AIN'T A CUTSCENE, PRESS A! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO SMOKE A BOWL, YOU STILL PLAYIN
Why is Rebecca so perfect?
>>344240304
there is not enough RE doujinshi in this world
like seriously i could count the number of decent re doujins on one hand and one of those is a gag doujin.
>>344169570
>Chris married Jill
Source.
>>344240127
Fuck, I would've been proud of you too, Anon.
>>344166649
>>344167504
>>344167864
jesus christ even old /v/ meme threads are shitted up with neo-/v/ derailing trash
>>344206182
It's better than Revelations 1.
>>344187912
adult sherry was the only good thing to come from RE6. the ONLY good thing.
>>344238328
>>344241860
Did anybody else like Helena?
Only me?
Okay.
>>344243784
her design was boring
her personality was boring
she's a poor man's miranda from ME2 (a vastly superior version of the same character)
>>344222801
You're too young, the threads for RE4 on release were great.
>>344245784
buy Jade's game!
>>344214774
s-sauce?
>>344224149
NOT ENUFF CASH STRANGUH
I hoped this guy would make a come back.
>>344241860
Downloaded a Mod for SherryImproved her feet textures
>>344240701
Cute feet.Its the only reason i downloaded her SFM model
>>344240304how do I get past the panda on a phone
>>344234567
Source or gtfo.
>>344211570
Ah.... Ah.... Oh... Ah... AH AH AH! AAAAH LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
I want to carry Ashley over my shoulder.
>>344253186Little rough, dontcha think?
>>344183241
4 fags don't like Chris, and only like their whacky super secret agent Leon so Chris gets shat on constantly. Apparently if you don't flirt with every single girl on deadly missions like Leon does, ur a fag.
There's literally unused sound clips from RE5's lost in nightmares where Jill's asking Chris if he's been flirting with a young girl at their work. And Chris replies with when there's good chemistry age isn't an issue.
>>344215403
You become inmortal, all powerful, reincarnate, rule the largest kingdom and army of all the land and also have an audience with god himself?
>>344253951
Would have been perfect without the disgusting pregnant belly.
>>344210764
i miss officer fatcocks
>>344181631
>Barry part 2: Raspberry
I laughed way too hard at this.
>>344212162
>>344212595
why the fuck did they make her blond
i just don't get why they had to do that. they made her look exactly like the chick from haunting grounds for some reason
what was wrong with short-hair brunette jill
>>344254357
It would've been perfect if the pregnant belly was realistically sized.
>>344254825
>>344254357
Would have been perfect if the pregnant belly was bigger.
>>344223090
>your
>>344166202
kek
>>344254995
>>344254825
>>344254357
Would have been perfect if she was just thick instead of pregnant.
>>344167017
president dies in the 6th one so who cares
>>344205080
this desu
fucking cucks
>>344234314
dude i used to watch all those old "kingdom crack XD" type videos where it was KH or general vidya cutscenes dubbed over with quotes and references and shit
jesus christ i used to think "axel's hips don't lie" was a hilarious video
what the fuck was wrong with me
>>344234438
damn nigga that cord goes for top dollars online these days.
>>344234438
>only for nintendo gamecube
>>344250963
A different presidents daughter dies in Leon's intro
>>344256210
It wasn't the president's daughter that died, it was some other guy's. The president is already dead when you start. The president that he kills is also a different president from RE4.
>>344166825
>reverse searches this picture
>given undertale rule 34
T-thanks Google...
>>344255019
Good job
>>344167017
>all these people saying they would fuck her
Really?
She looks like a genderbent Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.
>>344166254
>>344236681
SIR
