Pokemon GO at nighttime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NDvxOmlDgA
>>344156421
fuck off reds, articuno best bird
>>344156421
Casual faggots get out, or at least fuck off to /vp/
>Playing Go in the country
>mobileshit
Please kill yourselves.
>Really want a Drowzee
>No synagogue nearby
fuck
>tfw got an eevee and its only gen 1 so no espeon
>tfw no abras in my area
>tfw all these water types
>>344158417
>I caught one by my neighbor's house
>remember they're jewish
Fug
Can you see/meet other people in this game?
>>344158417
Caught one at work
Toronto is the poke place to be
a
>>344158417
Is this serious? Does this game stereotype people like this? Because that would be hilarious.
b
>>344162002
maybe
>>344162002
I don't know
>>344162002
perhaps
>>344162002
no
>>344162002
Can you repeat the question?
>>344162002
You're not the boss of me, now
>>344158417
>always find Drowzee hanging out around the parks and school
They aren't even Hypno yet, what the fuck?
>>344163136
And you're not so big
>>344163442
for you
>>344163529
You were suppose to say "life is unfair" :(
>>344162002
L
How many more times
>>344162002
Battle in gyms
>>344163809
clear your notifications goddamn
>>344162002
Yes, you can see and meet them... on the street because they'll also be walking around looking at their phones like total jackasses.
>>344162002
Immunity Cat
>yfw a pokemon in the ghetto.
>>344162002
AIDS
>>344162002
I haven't played the damn game, don't take it out on my mum
>>344162002
Fuck off, I have immunity cat, and now everyone else in this thread does too
>start tutorial
>catch bulbasaur
>game hangs at the pokeball
>try again
>does it again
Nice game
>>344170160
keeps happening for me too
>>344162002
I dont think so but I dont have the app so who knows
>>344162002
Dumb frogposter
>>344162002
I don't know you stupid nigger.
>>344162002
fuck off
Where do I download it? I don't see it on the Play Store.
>>344162002
I hate you
IT DOESN'T WORK
IT'S STUCK IN CHARACTER CREATION SCREEN
REEEEE
Valor for Heros,
Wisdom for Zeros.
whats the cheapest prepaid android I can buy that can run pokemon go? All the devices in my home are too old
>>344162002
hello :)
>>344162002
stop
>>344162002
no
>>344156421
>3am in the morning
>yesterday went with a homie around the hood in a car, trying to identify all of the pokestops and gyms
>only find one gym and 3 stops that are so fucking separated that might as well only use one of them
In a positive light, nigga got so many mons that got into lvl5 and captured the local gym. It was an entertaining ride.
>>344173150
HAPPENING
>>344172173
A moto e can probably run it fine
I live in a fairly populated Colorado town
>>344173228
>>344173150
Parody site
>>344173381
I don't even know where to go to find a Pokestop
>>344173381
Is that the suburbs? Why do you think there would be things tagged of interest in a suburb?
The Spots tend to be churchs, art, or other things of interest. Tall grass areas are parks.
>>344158352
Wasn't this nigga the one who lived in the middle of bum fuck nowhere Oklahoma or something froma thread yesterday?
How do I even register for this shit
>>344173509
go west young man.
so am i supposed to see pokemon outside the range around my character or what
i mean i ain't seeing shit
>>344173779
You download it and log in with your google account.
Literally the easiest fucking thing in the world
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>>344173746
That's the thing, there's a church and a park in frame. But even zoomed in where you can look into the horizon, nothing .
>>344173820
On the map, are you seeing little tufts of leaves in certain areas? Those tend to be where Pokemon are.
Also, parks are "tall grass" zones and have higher encounter rates.
>>344173820
Pokemon that are catchable show up on the map as pokemon that you can click.
If they're not in range, the grey bar in the bottom corner will let you know how far they are. 3 claws is far, 1 claw is closest, no claw means you can click on it and try to catch it from there
>>344173982
I guess no one played Ingress in your town, since that's what the spots are based off of.
So can you catch starters? I haven't seen any but I don't know how else you would evolve one
>>344158745
Almost got a damn Squirtle, but the app froze on me
>Still not available in Canada
>>344174153
You can but they are rare
>>344173509
Churches are usually your best bet
I want all non-Mystic shitters to die
Anybody else having trouble transferring?
>Pokemon Go has stopped working
>Pokemon Go has stopped working
>Pokemon Go has stopped working
>Pokemon Go has stopped working
Fucking loading screen crash.
I'd like to know, does anyone have issues with AR mode? I know my phone's gyroscope is perfectly fine, but for some reason, in the game, it looks like I'm always looking down, because I see the Poké Ball's shadow.
>>344174198
>Rare
Literally a squirtle, charmander and baulbasur available as soon as I started the game right next to me
>Go to doctor's office
>Bored, decide to check the app
>Pokemon right fucking on top of me
>Now it gives me the notification buzz
Fucking Christ, am I supposed to just have this battery monster open with the screen on at all times?
>>344174406
Some people have been saying they've had problems with it.
>>344174450
Yeah no shit, they are your starter pokemon
>>344173150
Yeah, but he caught a Jynx so that makes up for it.
>>344174450
No shit, that's your starter pick, you dumb cunt.
>>344174462
Pretty sure yeah
>>344174450
Those are your starters.
Have you seen any since?
>>344173509
>the park a block away from my house has like 15
>half of them are frisbee golf "holes"
Thanks, frisbee golf turbo-dorks.
>>344174462
Yes, there are no notifications when your phone is off. The game has to be running and on.
The Pokemon Go PLUS peripheral they're releasing later makes it so you don't have to have it open all the time, but it's pricey for what it is.
>take my dog for a walk in the park everyday around lunch time
>usually pretty much empty save some soccer moms with their kids at the playground
>today there are like 10 18-25 year old unwashed guys with ponytails and cargo shorts walking around like zombies with their phone out in front of them
This shit is fucking cancer. I propose a new game of finding people in public playing Pokemon Go and taking pics of them unaware.
>Servers are fucked up
NINTENDOOOO
>>344174541
>>344174581
>>344174602
>>344174756
Niantic*
>>344156421
Didn't someone already get stabbed and mugged when they wandered into a bad neighborhood trying to catch pokemon with this shit. It's just gonna get more and more hilarious.
>>344174745
why must you lie
>>344174842
>listening to parody sites
Do you take the Onion seriously too?
>GPS location not found
I feel like I'm missing out.
>>344174842
That was a parody site gullible dumbass
>>344174182
Available everywhere if you're not a goddamn retard
Just download the apk faggot
>>344174745
>>344174851
Have you been to a college campus? Shit's funny
I saw a guy just standing at a corner earlier and I walked over because that was where one of the pokestops was at
>Pokemon?
>Haha, Yeah Pokemon. You too?
>Yeah
I wish we could battle but they probably don't want people to get into real life fights because some of you are autistic and black people are nostalgic for pokemon
>>344174678
That's stupid. At least let me use my smart watch instead of that dorky bracelet. Even if I had to open the app on my watch but then it acted like a Pokemon radar or compass, that would be way better
>live in a pretty populated city
>literally nothing anywhere
loving this game
>>344174910
don't call me a site fuck you
>>344174897
Set GPS to high accuracy
Which team is the strongest?
>>344156421
i got an eeviee while walking the streets of my city
there was also a gym being contested, and im in europe. afaik it didnt release here yet
>>344175172
GOLD TEAM RULES
>>344174851
a friend of mine literally just told me that a fat guy came up to him and started talking to him when he was fighting in the gym
>>344175130
>mobile game devs
>effort
>>344175126
>can't battle
Wait are you serious? What's the point?
I am from Europe and I am waiting for the official release.
I love Ingress so no doubt I'll love this too.
But fuck, why is Niantic taking so long
>>344175172
Red or Dead.
If I see a blue I will get physical with you and make you eat grass
>unable to authenticate
>unable to authenticate
>unable to authenticate
>unable to authenticate
>>344175254
Gold
Nigga what?
>>344175342
You can only battle at gyms but you can't battle somebody who's standing next to you.
It's stupid
>>344175359
>implying a 4 ft manlet can beat me up
Almost level 5, should i join my blue brother or go other team?
>>344175359
Dirty Commie
>>344175348
>waiting for official release
Hope you're in UK or something, or have fun waiting forever.
>>344175458
fuck you im 5ft with my steel toe-cap boots on
blue = bully
>>344175424
Anyone in miami?
>>344175172
MYSTIC ALL THE WAY
what does the battery saver setting do? turn down graphics, update frequency?
>>344175468
Blue is the way
Is this game actually fun?
>>344175359
O-oh~ Will you get me from behind?
>The apk I downloaded yesterday wont load
>Not available in Canada
Fuck off
Having your phone upside down with the battery saver setting on will make the screen go black with a logo. You will still get vibrations and notifications from the app.
>>344175576
Jack fucking shit, from what I can tell.
So what do gyms payout and when? Can I just go out every night at 11:30 pm or whenever and take back all the gyms for myself? Or is it a gradual payout?
>>344175468
>Willingly joining the Nancy boys
Nigga please, R.E.D is the only option
![250px-155Cyndaquil[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LpkzTOC.png "250px-155Cyndaquil[1].png")
>Only original 151
Bullshit
>>344175685
>hurrr not available in Canada yet
>have all these guides
NIGGER I WILL EAT A LEAF
>>344175576
>>344175698
Turns the screen black when it's upside down (in your pocket)
>>344175701
I'd love to know
yellow team
zapdos best bird
>>344175576
>>344175698
If you turn your phone upside down, it turns the screen down so it only shows a black screen with a greyed version of the Pokemon Go logo but it still searches for pokemon near you
>>344175760
All gens are eventually gonna be in.
>>344175760
based niantic protecting us from underage faggots
>>344175801
>>344175818
thanks
>Two Drowsys and a pidgy nearby
Should I bother going down to the park?
Who writes these descriptions.
>>344175468
Hot girls choose blue btw ;) Red is for fedoras.
>Blue team domination all around me
>Only one red gym before I joined red
>Took over 3 blue gyms in one walk
There's also that one yellow but for some reason fucking everybody is going blue
can you only incubate one egg at a time?? should i just do the 5km egg then?
>>344175818
How effective is it at saving battery? Probably an unanswered question at this stage but worth a shot.
>>344175912
Ingress players.
>>344175912
Ingress players.
Apparently to use that that blue bar in the top left during gym battles you need to fill it up then press and hold on the other pokemon. Just did it and my Tauros used earthquake.
>>344175701
I think its an initial payout when you take a gym.
You get items, some money and a badge.
>>344175872
>Gen 2
>Underage
Does the Pokedex only show entries up to the highest number Pokemon you've caught/encountered?
Mine only goes up to #133, Eevee, but I've already seen people with Pokemon past that.
>>344175912
Ingress Players most likely.
>>344175962
Youcan get incubators that last for 3 uses
>>344175965
No idea
>>344175912
That's funny as fuck.
>>344175468
>>344175578
>>344175705
>>344175928
The only right choice seems to be yellow, since it is neither edgy nor is it autistic.
>Grown men playing Pokemon
>Pokemon still exist
How is this still alive? Pokemon should be dead. More repetitive than Call of Duty.
>>344176052
Yes. The main series has always done this too.
>>344175962
You can incubate as many as eggs as you have incubators, up to 9 total eggs.
You only start out with 1 incubator.
>>344175796
Not on the play store mane
>>344176097
Yellow team are low test irelanders
>Our serves are experiencing issues
>>344176135
How old are you, Anon?
>>344176135
So are comments like these. You think you're the first 16 year old to make that "joke"?
>>>/vp/
>>>/trash/
Pick one
>>344176049
What's the point of holding a gym then?
www.strawpoll.me/10690010
>>344175701
It'll be easier if you take a gym alone because there won't be any other people to battle
WHY DOES IT WANT ME TO SIGN UP AGAIN
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>use an incense
>server goes down immediately
>Not out in Canada yet
>We're being treated the same as third world countries like England
FUCKING JAPPOS REEEEEEEEE
>trying to play while driving 80 mph on I5
>>344176257
You get MORE money and items over a period of time
>Paralyzed when I was an infant.
>Can't play this game since I haven't left the house in two decades.
Thanks Nintendo.
>phone too weak to get past the TOS
JUST
>>344176434
>this is you now
>>344176434
I hope you crash.
>>344176345
It's just a relog.
>>344176221
Seriously I haven't been able to get on in like an hour
>>344176434
game stops working over 30kph though
>be at work
>barely get signal
>zubats and geodudes fucking everywhere
gay as fuck
>>344176563
wew I was panicking there
>>344176576
You can collect shit from gyms. Only once a day so either wait till you won't get anymore gyms or do it if you feel you're going to lose the gym quick
>>344158352
i know that feel
>>344176597
Well, it's going. Or, it was. My character disappeared now, if that's what you mean.
>>344176478
pleasu understand wwwwwww
>>344176257
You actually seem to get a payout every 20 hours as long as you hold a gym. Not sure if the rewards get better the longer you keep it.
>>344176434
There's a speed limit to the game.
You're most likely getting nothing.
>>344156421
>live just outside of small town
>download app and start up
>pick starter
>spend twenty minutes walking around huge property
>no pokemon
Goddammit!
>>344176434
>>344176724
Your character moves but pokemon don't show up over like 30mph
>>344176576
Its basically like a turf war in GTA SA, the more turf you own the more shit you get nigga
>>344176724
no I mean you cannot use gyms, pokestops, catch pokemon when going faster than 30kph
that was the case with Ingress anways, it blocks your actions for a while when going fast
>>344175912
Ingress players
>Casually flicking balls at yet another Pidgey in a local park
>Get a bucket of water poured on me
>Realize today is THAT day
>Sit the rest of the day home
>server is still down for like 5+ hours
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE CODEMONKEYS DOING AT NIANTIC? I WANNA PLAY MY MOBILE SHIT POKEMON """GAME""" RRREEEEEEEEEE
>>344176829
Some anon also said that he was on the highway and it didn't add distance to his incubator eitehr
>>344175420
Same problem here, I'm with you dude.
>>344176048
THANK U I have been scanning these threads trying to figure out the significance of the blue bars. How do you fill them up?
>>344176903
Bath time!?
>>344176803
Oh, that makes sense. I haven't seen anything show up. I did pass a gym though and it told me to come back when I'm level 5.
I reached level 5 earlier, and when I went to a gym of the same color, my only option was to fight against it. Do you have to be part of the raiding party to deposit/own a gym?
Also, are the small white map ripples of any significance?
>lvl 3
>Plan on joining Team Flare
>guy at work finds out I play and wants me on Blue
my rival
>>344175801
>>344175818
That's fucking bulls-
HOLY FUCK
shit i just watched a bit of gameplay
>my phone 4 is not going to be able to play this game
>even if i had a good phone with internet i still have to go out and my city is dangerous
>there is also p2w stuff, i don't really mind that but i already have my money saved for the dokkan battle gogeta event and the nintendo badge arcade mega man badges
C-can you battle other people in this game?
if the answer is no i guess i'll just wait for pokemon sun and moon
>pokemon go players all become shredded male models for running dozens of miles every single day to become the very best
>develop mad social skills from hanging out with other male model 10/10 go players
>regular males can't even compete
>eventually autist becomes slang for shredded
Are you ready for the beta uprising?
>>344177061
The gym needs to be leveled up before more slots open on it
So battle it until it levels then add your pokemon
>>344177103
No PvP but you mons defend gyms
>>344165776
This. I live in a hood adjacent area and today I saw a magnemite, abra, jinx, and golduck in coontown. I walked around to try and capture them but a bunch of hood rats chased me out.
>>344176979
Attacking is the first move your pokemon can do.
If you hold down on the enemy pokemon when your bar is full, it does the second move
So what do you do in this game?
>Get to work fucking Glooms errywhere.
Fucking 4 glooms in my god damn office.
How does this work anyway, does shit spawn/respawn on a timer? Random when you load the app? Anyone know?
>>344174263
What's the transfer for?
>>344177262
>Glooms at the workplace
pottery
Is it true that Mewtwo is on the Mt Everest and Mew is on the moon ?
>>344177312
Gives you delicious candy in exchange for a Pokémon sacrifice.
>>344177312
You send duplicates to the Professor and in return he gives you dust or candies. I don't remember which.
You can use the candies to evolve your pokemon and dust to make your pokemon stronger. Not sure about the dust actually
>>344176979
Just do regular attacks by tapping the enemy pokemon until the bar fills up completely
I work at a gas station and for some reason it's surrounded by nothing but Voltorbs and Magnemites. Not really sure why.
>>344177108
>Live in London
>Look out my window at 3am
>The glow of phone screens and obese shadows shuffle through the streets
>Only thing to comfort them is the gentle hum of the pokemon theme
It'll be glorious
>>344177312
Give your Pokemon up to the professor in exchange for their type of candy
>>344177374
Yes of course, they put a pokemon on the goddamn moon, a place where google doesn't have sattelite coverage and we can't even get to right now.
>>344177374
This sounds true.
>>344177061
You're not fighting against it, you're training with the pokemon inside. Which is the same as fighting against a gym of other faction, but defending pokemon won't be fainted after a battle. Your's might though.
This gives you miniscule XP and bumps the gym's prestige, the more prestige a gym has, the more its attackers will have to fight it.
>>344177374
Yeah, tons of people already confirmed it
>>344177262
Seems to be random.
Earlier I had a bunch of pokemon around my house, then 2 I hadn't caught, and now it's 4 other ones. Though seems to be generally the same pokemon
>planned on going to central park to search for pokemon
>it just started raining
i might as well just stay home and catch more zubat ;-;
>>344177458
i'd fucking kill for a magnemite
>>344177458
That's scary. Don't let them spark up near the pumps.
>>344156421
do i have to walk a lot in one area or can i just stay in one place and have stuff spawn on me?
Apparently the store I work in is a fucking gym and I see people all the time with their phones screaming at the screen if they win or lose.
>>344177494
>the goddamn moon, a place where google doesn't have sattelite coverage
Check again.
>>344177108
>what gamers wished happens
Thats hilarious buy goddamn if it actually happened
Just caught a Magmar at the lowest point in death valley
send help
>>344177595
You need to move around, you will only get the same pokemon spawning in that area
>>344177206
So if I just keep attacking the other pomemon, the bar will eventually fill up and I can use the special/better move by holding the other guy?
>>344177262
>>344177538
I have Hypnos spawning at my home reliably.
Already caught almost a dozen.
Also the spots are consistent apparently and each have one-to-several pokemon that can spawn at them. I'm guessing it works the same way as grass pathches in the main series
>>344177587
>>344177539
I actually saw an abra outside, but the servers decided to fuck up and I missed catching it.
>>344177103
>Not having loads of Dragon stones from all the giveaways
Or maybe 200 isn't as much as I thought. Got two Super Cyans from the GSSR banner though.
How do people choose those color things? I've been playing since yesterday and haven't been able to choose
>>344177746
level 5
>>344177697
:^) sent
They haven't added trading yet, have they?
>>344177737
Maybe it teleported.
I made it /v/
I made it into the bad part of town to capture the one gym that was still neutral in my city, then ran right back out. Just left a Pidgey there as no one is ever going there again. Tons of niggers giving me the stink eye from their porch but no trouble.
And now the servers are down again.
Gotta catch em all, bitches.
>tfw only lame pidgeys and rattata in the area
I just want a fucking venonat but I look like a retard running around my company parking lot.
>>344177435
oooOOOO Kay ok thank you !! Gonna go conquer this shit
>>344177728
Yup,not completely sure but I think the bar flashes when it's full but don't take my word for it. Find out yourself,
>>344176903
thailand fuck off
>>344177663
>end up sweaty and stinky
>greasy hair causing breakouts all over my forehead and neck
>out of breath and half blind from the sun
>everyone staring at me because i'm walking around like a massive retard as I shout and make weird noises randomly
If I start playing Pokemon Go it's going to make things even worse for me.
>>344163680
Under aged people dont get that reference
>mfw stuck in "unable to authenticate" hell
Do I just keep trying to sign in or what?
>>344174602
Well I had a squirtle in far range at work today. I had a big river close but I was stupid for not looking harder. I took charmander as starter btw.
how do i get eggs
>>344177862
>able to find pokemon just hanging out in a parking lot
You should be happy
Get that pidgeot
>>344177862
Think of your home as the starting area in Ashetown or whatever the fuck its called.
You gotta move further away from home base for the good shit. Go my child, hunt!
GET OFF THE FUCKING SERVERS SO I CAN FUCKING PLAY YOU FAGGOTS
>>344177943
Grocery store.
>>344178031
underrated
>Blue loading bar is stuck at the middle and doesn't budge
What the fuck
>literally the only two pokestops within miles are a church not within walking distance and a chinese restaurant within walking distance but across a busy as fuck street
>no gyms literally anywhere
Who was the asshat that played this in my town, I want to beat them up.
>The bridge I cross every day to get to work is a gym
>Very long bridge, and smack dab in the middle of it is a gym
>I'd have to get stuck in a traffic jam or awkwardly hold up traffic to claim it
>>344177923
You fucked up somewhere, log out everything and close the app, try signing everything back in, including the store login.
