i want puwexil to sit on my face
>>344152596
HEY O'CONNEL
LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE HOOORSES
>no link to the schedule
How can you assholes fuck up this often?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzWNlubUsWI
*pregnancy shames you*
which runners have the most suckable dicks?
best korean softcore porn?
>>344154806
you can't carry batteries?
Reminder
>>344154864
Is fez the new fedora?
>>344154864
HEY BENI,
LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE IN THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER
>Illusion of Gaia
Fuck this shit off and put on Terranigma instead
Were any of these runs good?
>>344154806
>no thread edition
>no schedule
>no now/next/later
wow it's SHIT
This game looks like my kind of shit, thanks SGDQ for the new backlog entry.
>2:30:00
>>344154806
> Race is forbidden.
How are runners supposed to speedrun a game and not be in a race against the clock?
>>344155043
autism
>>344154868
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>344155042
Deus Ex.
Jak and Daxter was entertaining.
>>344155042
Star Fox Assault & Zelda 2. I missed the runs prior to it though, I'm betting Klonoa was fine since Caveman ran it.
>>344155042
*gets off with you*
>>344155093
Where do you think you are pham
>>344154806
>so desperate to force SJW drama he doesn't put anything in the OP
kill yourself
How the fuck did a literally who 2:30 run get accepted?
>>344155163
Man what happened to Bonesaw?
He looks like a broken man
>>344154806
>Pregnancy
what happens when they speedrun pokemon
do they literally just solo with their starter and pick up an hm slave or two
>2 and a half hours
>Speedrun
>>344155238
>>344155191
I just copy pasted like the last thread holy shit
make your own god damn thread when this hits the bump limit, nobody else did
>>344154878
Pretty good feels, I admit
>>344155238
how little you know of things
>>344155238
>>344155274
>JRPG
>100%
>"speedrun"
>late entry
What the fuck.
>>344155238
The runner sucks cock quite well.
>>344155245
They went nuts during the run
>>344155290
That's your fucking excuse?
If you can't put the proper effort into making a legitimate new thread, then DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
>>344155274
If it is anything like last year in pokemon blue, they talk to things. Like npcs and even fucking post signs and get dozens of pokemon. It was pretty crazy.
>>344154970
>>344154970
>>344154970
???
>>344155042
J&D was literally the greatest gdq run of all time. Actual FUN was had. They even had the announcer guy laughing so hard he couldn't read donations.
>>344154878
gay as fuck, bet he spunks into that meaowth plush hourly
>>344155245
He went through the valley of death and survived
>>344155382
My excuse is that I don't read the OPs, like at all, and I just looked at what the OP before me did and did the same
>>344155409
end your life
>>344155389
he's memeing, the guy actually said "thanks nigger"
Was klonoa run good
>2:30
you missed 'glitchless'. no warping to elite 4.
>>344154971
it looks stylish
>>344155432
>I saw someone else shit in the street so I guess I will too from now on
If you don't know what the fuck you're doing, don't make new threads. Leave it to people who do.
>>344155337
>illusion of gaia
>jrpg
are you retarted?
>>344155409
I want to sniff that plush
>>344155457
>>344155453
???
>>344155238
FF6 is 4:30
I'm going to watch the jak and dexter vod, but when does the canadian whatever banter happen?
>>344155538
hoyp
>>344155409
Edgy.
>>344155538
what an aspie
>>344155439
Is it you IRL? Is this why you are saltier than your mums chin?
>>344155453
I'm sure he said "thanks Fattso"
> Missed the Jak run.
> Missed the Klonoa run.
I hate sleep.
>>344155429
What is the death grip anyway? When do you know that you have one? If I can still cum with a fleshlight I'm fine right?
>>344154806
i got out and drunk with friends and fucked a cute girl tonight, how was your day? watching speedruns? LMAO :P
>>344155538
our boy
Wouldn't be a GDQ without Puxexil
>>344155508
chillax breh, I got the # right
Real white man hours, who here is still awake?
I would highly appreciate your generosity if you could initiate contact with the like button, thank you.
>>344155616
he has the obligatory asp-stache too.
>>344155725
You won't notice you have death grip till you start fucking like a flesh light or an onahole
Basically when you do you'll probably just be bitching about the lack of "tightness" or how well it clings to your dick
>>344155725
You know it when your partner can go apeshit on your dick but you wont cum, despite being comfortable and hard.
Makes them feel bad too.
>>344155852
>>344155871
I'm fine then. Bless my dick being uncut.
>Illusion of Gaia
NOSTALGIA TIME
How was Caveman's run today btw
>>344154806
I dont care about SGDQ but what is bathroom policing?
>>344155980
good but kinda boring at the same time. He was right after Jak and Daxter so one can't really blame him for that.
>catch the run of one of my absolute favorite games from my youth, illusion of gaia
>my very first rpg, if quasi-rpg, took me MONTHS of playing on and off
>2.5 hours, wow
>chat is absolutely flooded with residentsleeper and people whining that the run's long and the game's boring
:')............
>>344155989
Telling trannies to use a different bathroom
>>344155989
Got to check your privilege before using the bathroom, pham.
>some shitty 3 hour jrpg trash out of nowhere
this wasn't in the schedule why exactly did they start playing this?
>>344156098
brb going to hang around the women's toilets in Bristol
>>344156118
>this wasn't in the schedule
It is
More like, Illusion ofgaya
Didn't this guy finsh off ADGQ with Chrono Trigger?
>>344156118
go back to steam
Oh man I can't wait for the Bethesda block later today. Anyone preordered the Skyrim remaster yet? It's gonna be great.
>>344155852
>mfw I think I deathgrip
>but even a cheap fleshlight can force me to cum just through friction
>meanwhile sometimes I jack off so hard my dick is swollen for days
Right now I actually have a feelable bump on my shaft, fucking fap injuries, been waiting 4 days for it to disappear but its holding on...
>>344156072
game's shit and you're a fag
>Illusion of Gaia
Waow that's actually pretty cool.
I advise all of you to play this and terranigma if you're a fan of jrpgs and haven't already.
They are really underlooked despite easily being on the same level as square's snes jrpgs.
>>344156262
I'd be lying if I said yes
>>344154970
>>344155453
>>344155662
?????????????????
>>344156369
forced meme by retards with shit hearing
>>344156409
>t. sonic autist apologist
>That run you're going to miss because of work
What's her name /v/? Mine are Shantae and Pause Ahead.
>>344156369
Sonic Colors DS guy said Thanks Glitch or something, it sounded like Bitch I guess. I barely missed the line so I don't know.
>>344156167
it wasn't before i refreshed the tab that's been open since the start dumbass
Will Puxwel be doing FFVI?
>the way he just had to think for 5 seconds for an "acceptable" word for dickish
oh man
>>344156586
you know the schedule tells you who is doing the run right
>that worm enemy
is that a penis?
>>344156484
don't worry anon, the streams end up on their youtube channel
>I'm gonna miss the entire bethshit block because sleep
nice
This game was my childhood
better than alttp
Did people here actually think that Jak and Daxter run was funny?I honestly couldn't tell. Some posts seemed to be ironic but some also seemed to be genuine. I just found it painful to watch, I actually had to switch to something else.
Everyone overreacting to same lame attempt at turning a boring run into an "epic letsplay", I couldn't handle the second-hand embarassment.
>favorite childhood game comes on
>everybody starts hating on it for taking a long time
Man fuck Twitch chat. Is there a less cancerous place to watch AGDQ?
>weebs infesting my /v/
>weebs infesting my twitch chat
KYS
>>344156724
Oh well that's useful, thanks. Still, there's a nice feeling to watching it live. Like E3
>>344156835
It's called hiding the chat.
Best moment so far was when JN got salty and broke the tv.
>>344156873
>kys
backu to redditu, onii-chan.
>>344156832
I was smiling all the way through.
It was definitely one of the most entertaining runs in a very long time.
>>344156832
But dude boneswag is so funny xddd
>>344156832
>turning a boring run into an "epic letsplay"
Maybe you actually should have watched it you humorless faggot.
>>344156832
you're just autistic
>>344156835
>Don't want cancer
>Has twitch chat on
>Also browsing the /v/ threads
>>344156832
Sounds like you have a severe case of autism.
>>344156835
>having the chat on
You seem to be retarded anon, seek help.
>this greeting from germany meme
WHY
>>344156560
It's been there for a day you retarded monkey
>>344154878
>spend thousands of hours mastering a game inside and out
>being a mad autist and coming up with some pseudo motivational speech
>nothing of humanity is gained
>nothing of humanity is lost
cringe
>>344156832
Yes, it was cringey at parts thanks to pressure, but if you didn't even crack a smile at the owen wilson shit you are too far gone to enjoy anything.
>>344156835
livestreamer
can't tell you how to use it cause 4chan thinks its spam -_-
looking forward to ES bunch later, fallout not so much, speedruns of that are pretty much 'run across the map for half an hour'.
>>344156832
i'm with you. that run wasn't funny only annoying.
>>344157132
He's crippled and can barley move you worthless sperg
>>344157115
because half of them are actually from Germany
>>344156832
If you honestly saw "cringe" then you're a dumb little kid that probably uses cringe as a buzzword for something you don't like. It wasn't side busting hilarity but nowhere near what cringe actually is.
>(You)
>>344156835
cytu.
be/r/m4c
it's basically synchtube
just woke up.
gimme everything cringey/awkward that happened in the past 8 hours.
The Ty runner won't stop
>>344157132
Real sadness anon is that he still accomplished more than you, even though its as little as autistically playing a game endlessly.
The TV smashing moment was hilarious.
>>344156970
I watched it for 10 minutes
Someone already posted the "best moments" in the thread when it was still on :) let those quotes speak for themselves https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4rn1uz/this_jak_n_daxter_japanese_run_is_now_my_most/d52iycc
>>344157141
I did crack a smile every now and then but it didn't make up for the rest
>>344157221
>then you're a dumb little kid
phew I'm in luck, I'm actually not so I can ignore the whole rest of your post
>>344157280
stop trying to make this a thing, it's embarrassing
Friendly reminder Illusion of Gaia is a poor man's Terranigma
terraria speedrun when
>>344157296
Well, people have different tastes.
Their humour is not my thing either but it was entertaining to watch the guy literally flounder like a fish on the shore between behaving like a normal extremely tired person and swearing like he wanted to, and trying to actually make things entertaining.
The impressions were great and the most important part - RELATIVE TO THE OTHER RUNS it was entertaining as fuck.
90% of the runs are at best technically interesting - not entertaining.
>>344157383
no u
Any world records yet?
Did they run the Mario Maker race?
I don't even like ANIME
(you) if you agree.
>>344157276
Oh shit guys watch out, he's gonna get you with his pastebin
>>344157276
can't these stupid fucking mouthbreathers learn to S T O P
certainly even autistic manchildren can see patterns
>>344154878
i can barely see the chair he's sitting on but he's in a wheelchair, right? what does that have anything to do with him plaing games? it's not like he had a disability with his hands so he there was nothing he had to overcome.
>>344157404
So? It's great that the third part of a trilogy is also the best part.
Oh man this level made me quit the game fuck that shit
>>344157296
>I watched it for 10 minutes
Oh okay so your opinion is worthless.
Must suck to be joyless and bitter.
>>344157276
the pastebin btw
http://pastebin.com/e7mKJ65h
>>344157593
He can't move an entire half of his body, which is why he played one handed.
>>344157461
Mario Maker happens late tomorrow.
>>344157629
Was eating breakfast, had to leave the house if you can imagine that
This perspective is fucking me up
>>344157461
the coop splinter cell run was a world record
>>344157640
>http://pastebin.com/e7mKJ65h
Yeah, but he's gonna make another one
>>344157646
you mean left or right isn't working and not upper and lower? then nvm me.
>>344157684
>i-i'm not a humorless fag that hates when people have fun, i just h-have a life you virgin!!!
>>344157202
Nothing of humanity is gained.
Nothing of humanity is lost.
>>344157278
I've far raised over hundreds of thousands for charity and have family members that are associated with chemistry/biology backgrounds.
We actually contribute something to society. I guess spending thousands of hours playing the same video game is better for everyone.
>>344157296
So you are judging it based on a fucking reddit thread?
you realize if your looking glass is a fucking dildo you won't see too far with it, right?
>>344157781
>smug anime
subtle
>>344156098
My gender is child rapist.
>>344155409
fuck off randy
>>344157797
>posts redditfrog
^.~
>>344157797
Proof on your charity.
>We
your family is not you, but atleast we know how much hardship you've suffered as a pampered baby
Famn, Illusion of Gaia was depressing as fuck
All your friends die or get turned into an eternal fish
Spoiler
>>344157797
>have family members that are associated with chemistry/biology backgrounds.
>Thinking family members acommplishments let him brag
Go back to sucking daddy's cock for money
Don't overlook this guys, he just might dump his manifesto and bomb SGDQ.
>>344157276
>>344157820
>you realize if your looking glass is a fucking dildo you won't see too far with it, right?
holy shit
What the fuck is even going on
>>344157684
>watched 10 mins of a 2 hour run
>decides the whole thing was shit after reading out of context jokes on ~~~reddit~~~
>acts like a smug normie
Get a load of this guy.
TWO HOURS AND THIRTY MINUTES
>it hasnt even been 1 hour yet
SHIT I THINK I UNLOCKED THE POWER TO SLOW DOWN TIME HOLY FUCK
>there are actually people so pompous they refuse to go on the vod collection on reddit just because it's on reddit
I bet you guys refuse to use MAL too
>>344158117
>watch 10 minutes
>jokes are mostly awful and forced
>"b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut it gets good at the 1 hour mark!"
my time is more valuable than that
>>344157902
>>344157946
I live no where near my parents, in fact, they live on the other side of the world.
I bet you cried at the end of Titanic too, you fucking faggots.
They shouldnt allow 2 hour literally who games.
>>344158204
You have no idea of how much I want to fuck Rika's underaged pussy, preferably in a threesome together with Miria.
This is better than most RPG runs because it has real time combat
Prove me wrong but isn't this dungeon near the end of the game? How is there 90 mins left?
>>344158262
Well I certainly wasnt looking for ways to use the situation to make myself feel better than random anons.
But you've taken this, so what does that really say about you?
Literally jelly of the recognition a cripple got for playing a video game.
Meanwhile you can't even get mine.
>>344158262
>my parents sent me across the world on their dime so that means i'm totally independent guys
You have no idea what accomplishment or hardships are, you trustfund babby piece of shit.
>replying to frogposters
Retards.
>>344158323
probably because it's 100%
>>344158051
They donated for a pacifist run and he ignored it.
This caused many autists to talk shit about him and send him abuse. And cause him to be autistic and reply like an autist.
>>344158317
hey buddy how are you
>>344158204
that's neo-/V/ for you
those retards are more triggered than average tumblrina
>>344158374
Oh, didnt see that
>>344158401
He was literally autistic
caveman a shit
>>344158571
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
>>344158571
I actually thought it was Caveman playing, they sound the same
>>344158346
>i have no real accomplishments and look up to an autist who speedruns
wew
>>344158363
>being underage
I'm not as young as you kid, I haven't lived in my parents home for years, I own my own houses and cars in many different countries.
>>344158401
>autists triggering autists triggering autists
Is there a more beautiful sight?
>>344158663
And you accomplished those things because of your parents. You've done nothing of value on your own. You can't even name accomplishments that aren't things you own. You could only list what your parents have done.
>>344157820
>you realize if your looking glass is a fucking dildo you won't see too far with it, right?
obviously.he can't look through something he's too busy shoving up his bum.
>Long time viewer, first time donator. I had to donate after seeing this game from my childhood getting destroyed! Keep up the good work, and can I get some HYPE from the crowd?
>Remember to save the frames and kill the animals!
Are these the most common donations shoutouts?
![[rabbit fucking intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/KhHiZ7g.gif "[rabbit fucking intensifies].gif")
>fighting the vampires as will
>>344158663
>i have no real accomplishments and look up to an autist who speedruns
You don't need to quote yourself brah.
>>344158869
You forgot greetings from Germany
>>344158869
>no greetings from Germany
>>344157820
What if you're a steampunk obsessive? It might be a dildo AND a looking-glass then
>>344158869
It's like AI trying to sound as human as possible
Scary
>>344158663
You're still tied to daddy and mommy m8. No matter how much you've "accomplished"
>>344158892
He actually did it though
>>344158869
>Funko pop
would not fuck
Is the pig dead yet?
>>344158869
I want to watch gdq like that
I hate RPG runs in the GDQs like chrono trigger or legend of mana
But this one I'm enjoying
Why is that?
>>344158907
>>344158920
oops was meant to be at the start before the other quotes.
Since we're having downtime and nothing interesting is being played, but a literal borefest, what do you consider to be the worst run so far? For me it was definitely the lets-a-go guy. Managed to ruin two great games.
ELDER SCROLLS TONIGHT GUYS!
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
!!!
For people who don't want to watch this game, here's a timekiller for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhEAazYMdwM
>>344159110
who cares
elder scrolls speedruns are the most boring
you go out of bounds and go to the ending at walking speed
why is this dude crossing his legs like a hoe.
>>344158792
>ousting yourself on an anonymous imageboard
When are you gonna get the memo? Before or after reading up on what anonymous means.
>And you accomplished those things because of your parents.
I guess you're right, I'd like to thank them for the superior genes that they gave me, I'm neither someone who looks up to an autist nor be a dysfunctional member of society that can solely contribute to it by playing video games.
Thank you for agreeing with me.
>>344159118
Grand Dad?
i've never seen a 1:12 and i never will
>livestreamer doesn't work well with Twitch vods but mpv+youtube-dl work just fine for that
Fuckin neat
>>344159023
Probably Demon's Crest. Dude nearly got a personal best and was still over 10 minutes behind the best times. That is like doing a 15-minute Ninja Gaiden run.
>greetings from germany
>>344159023
show me this.
what happened?
>>344158249
>my time is more valuable than that
>>344159240
Is this kind of self delusion just something that comes with having everything handed to you? Would explain why SJWs are all upper middle class shitbags.
1 2 3 4 5 Watch the run
6 7 8 9 0 Buy Adventure of Mana and play that until teh urn is over
>>344157130
Nope.
Not him and I just got home to a surprise illusion of gaia.
I had a tab of the schedule up already and it wasn't there.
So what's with the surprise illusion of gaia with based puwexil?
>>344155538
waitingforagoodspeedrun.webm
>Watermia
comfiest city
>>344159182
>hes never seen a morrowind speedrun
ok so im watching the ty run..whats so cringe about this? hes just a nerd.
>watermia
>literally a city of water
BRAVO
>>344159408
have fun
>>344159405
why do you give him all these (you)s? your killing the economy by shoving them just in his face like they aren't worth anything.
did somebody choke really badly, why is tetris now on two hours late?
>>344159405
>SJW boogyman
No, it only affects the lowerclass.
I've never came across any of it personally.
>>344159503
>please clap
>>344159279
Some obnoxious fuck kept saying "lets-a-go!" over and over again over the span of two games he was running back to back, Silent Hill 3 and Resident Evil 2. You can probably tell how quickly it got old and annoying.
>>344158663
source?
>>344159023
link it
>>344159503
Being a nerd in 2016 is pretty cringeworthy.
>not letting PPJ play
>>344159572
But he hadn't slept for 40 hours.
That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
>2016
>"rekt"
>>344159652
Sadly, not really
>>344159334
t. basement dweller with more time than he's worth
>>344159652
says the dude posting on /v/
>>344159503
The main thing is that the $4000 donation incentive was for a pacifist run and he kept on killing things.
Reminder that today we will see a run of Gimmick
great in the technical sense
best graphics on the NES
great gameplay mechanics
GOAT soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU0GEcU63qw
>>344159780
You don't have to be a nerd to post on /v/. I have a wife and three children. I don't really play games, only watch twitch streams which is acceptable since it's like TV.
>>344159776
you need to get over yourself buddy
>>344159864
I hope this is bait
How is this Puwexil run going so far?
>>344159864
This is the sad, sick reality of why I had to leave this dead board.
>>344159927
I'm perfectly fine.
You on the other hand seem rather miserable, judging by your posts
>>344159864
Pull out sometime, we dont need more humans
I wish people here actually discussed the games being run
Is mario maker today? Only thing worth watching at these normie events IMHO
>>344159864
No, fuck you, fuck your wife's three children, and fuck your wife too but that is definitely already happening on the side.
