Oh shit it's a race, I'm ready
i want a qt girlfriend
I bet on the Filipino
>Some fat cunt broke his leg at the hotel after falling down stairs because he was too distracted by Pokemon Go
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How to spend my salary
1-3 PS4 > Watch > Save up
4-6 Watch > PS4 > Save up
7-9 Save all
0 Make a tinder account
Nothing will top Jak and Dexter.
>>344146316
Would you hang out with Krystal?
top lad announcer is back lads
>N64 007 music in background
Whatever you say about that game, the music and feel of the game was top notch.
>>344146381
funfact: filipino is the most powerful race on earth
>70+ threads in a day
Calling bullshit
>>344146387
HAH fucking rekt yourself son
someone needs to make a punished Owen Wilson jack with a naruto headband and pikachu with one while also looking like venom snake with the caption "punshied jak owen wilson, a man denied his car keys"
>>344146397
Do they even breathe oxygen?
>>344146386
Hope the rest of the spergs follow suit
memes and hookers
Chibi ran in with a gun and shot caveman
REMINDER
is the guy with the basecap the same from last years who choked super hard?
>>344146503
where's his right leg????
>>344146524
HOL UP
>>344146503
Guess this is why alcohol is banned, they dont want bums sleeping on the floor
>>344146394
I still can't get over
>I don't even like anime
>audience claps
>>344146524
lol
>>344146503
xDDDD
>>344146524
God bless that precious autist.
He's too pure for this world.
>>344146524
M2K is so fuckin based.
How many Bluglass jiggles would you give this SGDQ so far?
>>344146397
>_______________ with Krystal
Yes, always yes, no exceptions
>>344146619
Lmao look at this pathetic weeb
>>344146619
Reminder that anime is fine. Animemes are not.
Guys, I have a 200 word essay due next month. I already got a title: The most degenerate act men has ever come up with
Any ideas for content?
>>344146619
NO ME GUSTA
>it's warpless
how the fuck did he do this
>>344146259
Is she a chubby chaser/feeder?
>>344146704(w, get it?)
>>344146659
No blueglass/10
>>344146656
edgy
>>344146619
Anime is dumb.
>>344146704
Your dad and how you were born.
>Ty run is on the SGDQ playlist
Yes, finally I can watch the trainwreck happen.
>>344146704
Yea, go back to 2014 and take your meme with you.
>>344146704
Shitposting.
It's so dumb, dude. It's so-- this fucking board, I tell you. How many hours of my life have I wasted shitposting on this fucking piece of shit goddamn site, just to get (You)'s and feel good about myself? It's a fucking joke. That's the only reason people shitpost, really. It's so I can, like, get attention. Cause, like, yo, no one that fucking shitposts is a fucking millionaire, you know, fucking hot bitches and like doing actually important things in life. Everyone who shitposts is a degenerate and getting replies is the only way they can feel good about themselves. Like, how many hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking pathetic. All I fucking do is waste my life away trying to get (You)'s for a temporary god damn high, which will last fucking, you know, a minute or so until it goes away, and Anon exposes me for the world record baiter I am. Fucking hell, dude. It's a complete joke. Shitposting is the most degenerate act men has ever come up with.
Well, it's fucking true. It's fucking true. The only reason we shitpost is cause we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life. So we fucking shitpost, because it gives us this temporary feeling of like "Oh my god I'm good! I'm the best in the world at this thing hardly anyone else does". That's all it is, really. It's a-- we're all a fucking joke. Yo, we-- we masquerade around 4chan like "Ha ha we're so cool making a million memes for cancer", you know, "Aren't we fucking special?". Nah, we're just a fucking pile of god damn losers. That's all we are. It's ridiculous. People thinking shitposting is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet.
>>344146735
>posting that abomination of a cartoon
>>344146776
Kill yourself
>>344146794
Not edgy, that's just what real life autism looks like.
>>344146674
Commit incest with Krystal?
>>344146753
>she must be a creepy sex pervert! No, wait, she only likes him for his money! I bet she fucks Chad and Tyrone every night!
>Phew, worldview protected
>>344146397
She knows the blue outfit makes her look naked
She is asking for it
Furfags out
ITS TIME FOR ZELDA
>>344146656
As long you didn't mean to you can literally do anything. As long as your last name is clinton
>>344146959
You're not any better.
>>344146959
Yes
You'll never have her crush your head with her thighs.
What was Link doing in Zelda's room
Did he sniffed her panties? Xdd
>>344146959
>posting anime
You're really no better, stop acting like you are.
>>344146835
It's true
Zelda II best Zelda game¡
>>344147054
>Yes, easily
>>344146259
>mfw always see this webm being posted around but can never watch it because funposting(aka phoneposting)
can someone tell me what happens? i dont wanna get on my computer...
>>344147124
(Spoiler) kys {\Sopler|
>>344147203
she kisses him because they're a couple
did he just get a tiny saria
I want one
Why is Zelda so popular? This looks like trash
>>344147124
>>>/a/
>>344147203
>Not being able to watch webms on your phone
That just makes you a double fag.
>>344147254
>Judging a game solely on it's looks
>>344146776
Why is this ass so perfect?
/a/ get out ruuuuuuuu
I am up next guys, wish me luck!
DED
WTF this dude is banned from SGDQ forever.
kek broke the tv in a million pieces, what a fag
>>344147078But I still love you and notice you.
>>344146539
Is that.....it is! Thats fucking Todd Howard!
>>344147241
>>344147254
Dumb anime poster
>playing stone age games again
Ugh. Do I have to say I like this game to be part of the /v/ club?
>>344147305
Because you find animal ass attractive?
LET'S-A-GO!
>>344147254
Because it's fun?
>>344147330
Good luck, hamster!
What the hell is this saltiness? Who is gonna pay for this tv now?
>>344147416
DOOD
Never played this game, guessing PRO JN is in the lead?
>>344147292
He's a weebfag. Did you expect anything less shallow?
>>344146704
reimu a shit
>>344147340
iphone 5c
its pretty old...
>yfw pro_jn smashes the joystick on the tv set
>>344147409
Put that on anything and my wee wee would be hard
>>344147078
this blank image shit needs to stop
>>344147460
In his defense, he probably doesn't even play video games, and thinks you can judge a game by watching it since you can do that with anime.
DUDE JUST BROKE THE TV
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best SGDQ hands down
THAT'S MY TV
>>344145860
>because 3d mario games are all about skill and not glitching straight to the >end of the gameonly counting 120stars here zelda 100% would be great as >well if 80% of them wasnt just glitching
You're pretty fucking stupid. Ocarina of Time 100% is harder to optimize than every single 3d mario game aside from SM64. Most 3d mario games are piss easy to speedrun lmao.
You really think those glitches are easy? They're faster. Not easier. Not even close to being easier.
>>344147483
Fuck you. Lady Hakurei a best
THE FUCK DUDE NOT THE TV KEK
>>344147340
ios is fucked up
its browser doesn't play webms and apple doesn't let anyone make browsers that can
What is this broken TV shit?
rip simpol
Krystal is love
>>344147439
>he didn't get it
>he does not watch the speedruns
>he is here just to shitpost
fucking hate disgusting cunts like you
What do furry tits feel like
>>344147621
>being this blind
pro_jn just fucking smashed the tv out of saltiness
races are fucking dumb
jajaja
>>344147617Merlin browserlook it up
>>344147621
Forced memeing since the run is shit tier
>>344147409
Show me one animal with an ass like that, its like you miss the whole point of furfaggotry
>>344147617
Wow, i did not know that, applefags are dumb
>>344146524
perfect
>>344147682fluffybags of sand
>>344147682
Normal tits, just with comfy, and warm fur.
Well, Pro_JN, time to go to rehab
>so this part is pretty scary
Every runner keeps saying the exact same thing. Christ what wimps.
>>344147684
I just got here, isn't he still playing?
>>344147705
>forced memeing
Guys stopped the stream because pro_jn threw a giant fit.
>>344147786
He's fucking with you.
>all this furshit
who invited trash while I was gone?
>>344147557
broke the TV? what did i miss?!
>>344147845
There was a Starfox Assault run just last before Zelda 2, which is on right now
SOMEONE UPLOAD THE BROKEN TV MOMENT
>>344147845
The star fox assault run before Zelda attracted all the furfags and they haven't stopped posting pics.
>>344147845
I believe you just let yourself in.
>>344147919
>>344147919
>>344147919
>>344147845
Run is boring, furry tiddies are nice
>>344147826
Are you watching on twitch or something? Nothing happened on my end
Are you so bored that you're forcing lies now
>>344147935
Why did you link to the OP/
What are you listening to right now /v/?
>>344147954
Woah, thanks for that (You) my man.
>>344147965
Well, I'm watching nothing right now. One screen disappeared, the other has link stopped, and no one present on the camera. All that can be heard are people far away screaming.
>really hoping someone is recording this shit
>>344148029
The stream, what else?
>>344147943
>All those Krystal flash games
>All those cuck Krystal flash games
What's Newgrounds up to these days?
>>344147943
>intentionally attracting jannies
rip anon, you were a hero
>>344147878
>>344147878
>being this new and retarded
>babby's first shitposting thread
Nigger I've been watching this cringefest since day0 and catching up with stuff I've missed and there was not a single incident unfortunately
time for zelda tits to replace furtits
What the hell, where are the runners?
>>344148116
Zelda is best Princess and Krystal is best furfucker.
Best of both worlds.
>>344148116
How can furfags compete?
>>344148129behind you
>>344148129
Pro_JN threw the joystick against the tv set out of saltiness. Everyone went after him.
>>344148116
>not SS Zelda
Just stop now.
>>344148090
I posted it last thread and nothing happened, I've been shitposting lewds all day long.
>>344148073
Being irrelevant and dead mostly.
>>344148183
they literally can't
WHAT DID I LOST?
F I X T H E T V
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>>344148246
Is Nocturne worth completing? I'm going through it right now but it feels like such a slog. Stuck on Dante atm.
>fell for the sex meme
>This donation announcers voice grinds my gears
>>344148392
it's literally the same as using your hand, but wetter.
>DOOM
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>Letting this donation reader ever read donations during your run
STOP. He NEVER shuts the fuck up.
>"Pro_JN will be alright. We'll continue the run alone for now."
KEKEKEKEKE
>>344148368
It only gets harder from there.
If you're feeling that it's a slog now, your feelings probably won't change.
I do think it's worth giving it a little longer shot, though.
>>344148029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlt_zN-NhE
I'll be back for Rygar, anything is better than this race
>>344148415
sounds like an overweight farmer
>announcer kept being obnoxious for like 15 minutes about Doom
>fell asleep almost as soon as it started
How was it?
>zelda
SGDQ right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnDT0cZLdcc
>>344148116
>>344146259
WE ALREADY HAD ZELDA
END THIS RACE NOW
>>344148552
It was a complete holocaust
I can hear every breath and lip lick from this announcer
>>344148552
You mean before the Tetris Attack race? The race just proved that girls cant into vidya
>>344146807
That shit was on at 7am , what happened?
>shown some love
every fucking donation
>>344148129
>Simpol running alone
>says nothing
>Pro_JN killed his soul and destroyed his tv
Some discord of underage faggots is trying to force a meme here isn't it
just sad
HIGH TOUCH?!
>>344148550
You are correct, someone posted a pic of him earlier.
>>344148719
which meme
>>344148665
There's a good explanation for this. Have you seen how he looks like? Not his fault he's fat.
>>344146776
>deleted
>>344148742
le broken tv
why you would do this when we're clearly all watching the stream escapes me
>>344148603
are we posting YouTube vids now?
https://youtu.be/cs5OQrdlq2c
>>344148684
Yeah, exactly that one. She came last, right? Like 2 minutes after everyone was done? Christ women are useless and awful at everything. That Quackshot run was basically a let's play too..
>>344148801
Are you literally blind?
Rest in peace sweet angel
>>344146776
reupload it pls
or post source
>>344148859
She came last and she was4minutes late.
>>344148530
I exaggerated a bit, it's pretty fun but it's certainly showing it's age.
For example, failing the Thor fight you have to sit through 10min+ of cutscenes and dialogue just to try the fight again, things like that are pretty boring.
Otherwise I like it so far. But it's pretty tough for sure (haven't grinded yet though).
>>344148859
the quackshot run was fine
>>344148937
>He can't see deleted post
Lmaoing@#urlife
>>344148960
No tricks, nothing impressive was shown whatsoever. It was a glorified let's play.
>>344148937
I doubt they'll upload this on Youtube. Pro_jn lost his mind to the salt.
>>344149021
>muh glitches
There were a couple actually they were just blink and you'll miss it ones
>>344149073
If only I could have done that for the whole run.
>>344149021
>/v/ complains about glitches on speedruns
>/v/ complains about glitchless speedrunns
lmfao kill yourself or go make a better speedrun and submit it instead of complaining you fucking sperg
>Zelda 2
>no Feasel
>>344149138
glitches are always fun what do you want
>>344149005
I see it but not the full pic
>>344148937
https://e621.net/post/show/569400
>>344149194
Sweet, thanks a lot
>People are STILL falling for this Alice bollocks
>>344149021
Did you call Abe's Odyssey a let#s play too faget? Glitches don't make a speedrun, they're just often part of the route
>>344149183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFvB-UWaxg
so amazingly fun
>>344148910
I love these webms, because you can see men trying to look at her discreetly even though you can see the lust in their eyes.
>>344148947
Yeah, it's definitely far from perfect, I can't deny that, but late game is really fun, especially if you're going for True Demon Ending.
>tfw permabanned from chat
>>344149320
Good, you deserve it for using it in the first place.
>>344148910
>that posture
>>344149320
>tfw permabanned from most twitch channels
>>344149272
they are showing how the game is broken, It's for your entertaiment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCtr2Kmed2Q
inb4 autism just look at the game
>>344149367
All I wanted to do is call people boners
>>344149297
Tumblr please
>>344149246
>>344149138
>>344149073
It was a boring snoozefest. That bitch also died several times during the run. It was a waste of everyone's time.
Thread is moving too slow, post SGDQ 16' memes
>>344149449
sounds to me like you're projecting an irrational hatred of women onto a speedrun desu
>>344146368
I have a qt girlfriend (male)
>>344149449
It was definitely boring, I'll agree there.
>>344149485
>>344149485
>A FUCKING MENU
What are some bad game runs, from and year?
Have there been any people who totally just quit a run?
>>344149449
The commentary was fine and there have been much worse runs lmao, seems like you haven't seen the event at all if you think this was a bad run.
You just want (You)s so here is one, now stop watching the event if you don't like it.
HOLY SHIT THAT QUICK KILL
coolest thing i've seen at the event so far
>>344149485
here's a meme
>>344149518
Is that Romscout?
If so, he's putting on some weight.
WEBM making cock sucker here. Just woke up. Should I go through the trouble of scouring the VODs for meme shit? I know you all love those vuggen memes.
>>344149598
Yes please
>>344149598
eyo i'm also watching through mpc, teach me how to make webms that fast pls!
>>344149550
I remember a dude who failed a run, don't remember if it was from agdq 2016 or sgdq 2015
>>344149550
A few.
Crash 2 is the infamous one.
One of the Zelda GBC games the warp wouldn't work and that got mercy killed.
>>344149598
Nothing really worthwhile.
>>344149598
How into webm'ing with mpc-hc?
>>344149598
Is he cracking one off under the table?
>>344149550
The Animorphs run from I think last AGDQ was hilariously bad
Anyway so now that this is the worst SGDQ ever how long until the event is permanently cancelled?
>>344149550
Last GDQs left4dead run was by far the worst possible one I've seen, next to the minecraft run from that same GDQ.
>this part is really scary
That's not the first time I've heard that during this event. Christ what spineless wimps.
>>344149485
These people clap for anything.
Fucking zelda fans circle jerk so hard over such a shitty series
>>344149716
As soon as it becomes unprofitable
>>344149598
Are you using ShareX to make webms?
>>344149685
The poor guy looks like he's about to pass out. I've been able to fap myself into a full burst of energy to stay awake.
>tfw you fap not for the pleasure but to just stay up to shitpost or play vidya a few hours longer
dis music
>>344149714
This was bad, they messed up and restarted like 5 times. It was horrible.
>>344149716
When people finally get bored of watching mostly the same speed runs time and time again. The only ones I liked this year was Wolfenstein and Dishonored.
I'm bored, what game should I play?
help i dont think i've got any significant amount of sleep since sh3
i dont even remember if i've been asleep since
>NEW FAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE
be honest, who here was that?
>>344149021
you forgot the childish amount of unfunny sarcasm and pathetic attempts at jokes
>>344148910
Is that guy on the left eating a giant sandwich?
>>344149598
The TV smashing moment, please.
>>344149832
that meme is not obscure so it could have been anyone really
>>344146524
Really makes you think... hmmm
>>344149828
NMH 2
>>344149828
those are all good choices
roll a dice or something
>>344149407
>walking head down staring at the floor like a turbo autist
be still my heart
>>344149839
Did you honestly expect anything else from the runner?
