You're stuck in a desert island with only a Nintendo 64 but nogaems.
You know help is on the way, you'll just have to manage for 2 weeks.
You find a magic lamp and a genie comes out, exclaiming that he can give you three Nintendo 64 games, but they can't be first party titles.
What do you wish for?
Good luck with those cartridge based games in the sand fuqboi.
Goemon
Mishef Makers
Resident Evil 2
goldeneye
cruisin usa
banjo kazooie
>>344138796
but the real question is how can i play these games without a television or an electricity source?
>>344138718
edible cartridges
banjo-tooie
rocket
jet force gemini
i like collectathons
>>344138863
>goldeneye
It aged like raw meat and the only good thing about it was multiplayer (which you can't play)
>>344139118
The multiplayer wasn't fun either because the controls are absolutely disgusting
>>344139118
i know that's the popular thing to say, but having played it fairly recently, i still enjoy it a lot. maybe i just have shit taste or nostalgia goggles but i think it's still a lot of fun with the auto aim and the dumb looking characters and great music.
>>344139307
it is fun, only millenials can't enjoy it because they were spoiled growing up.
Goldeneye
NFL Blitz
Star Wars Episode I Racer
>>344139743
If you're under 37 or so you're probably a millennial desu.
>>344139771
>NFL Blitz
My nigga
>>344138718
>you'll just have to manage for 2 weeks.
I could go 2 years on an island with no vidya
banjo kazooie
blast corps
harvest moon
Body harvest
Conkers bad fur day
mystical ninja
>>344138718
a female genie
sex with the female genie
eternal wishes with female genie
>>344139862
there's good millenials and bad millenials. the bad millenials are the ones who grew up with 6th generation consoles or later. i like to call that the Justin Bieber generation.
>>344141248
edgyafraid of irrelevance, old man?
>>344138718
Banjo Kazooie
Jet Force Gemini
Donkey Kong 64
Jet Force Gemini
Bomberman 64
Banjo Tooie
>>344141248
>there's good millenials and bad millenials. the bad millenials are the ones who grew up with the consoles I didn't grow up with. i like to call that the Justin Bieber generation.
road rash 64
conkers bad fur day
goldeneye
Goemon's Great Adventure
Mischief Makers
Bangai-O
ez.
>>344138718
Mystical Ninja Goemon
Goemons Great Adventure
Any bomberman game.
>>344142638
nope, not what i meant. they grew up in an era where games were experiencing a drastic overhaul in mechanical and graphical aspects. they are thus unable to enjoy games from an era that didn't have that luxury. i just say Justin Bieber because he's the most iconic figure their generation has produced so far.
>>344138718
I would wish for water.
Harvest Moon
Rogue Squadron
Banjo-Tooie
>>344138796
>blow the cartridge
>immediately become blind because all the sand gets in your eyes
>>344139118
>It aged like raw meat and the only good thing about it was multiplayer
Objectively bad taste. Goldeneye's single player is rad particularly on 00 Agent
Sin & Punishment
Turok 2Super Mario 64
Ogre Battle 64
Resident Evil 2
Beetle Adventure Racing
Could replay any of these forever.
>>344138718
>he
shit genie, senpai.
Perfect Dark, Diddy Kong Racing and Donkey Kong 64.
Ogre Battle 64
there, don't need any other games; this will last me just fine for a measly two weeks
Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness
Diddy Kong Racing
Banjo-Kazooie
>>344138718
superman 64 X3
>>344138718
Can I ask the genie to make my waifu real and love me instead? I already own N64 games and I constantly don't play them for 2 weeks.
>>344150681
The Genie can ONLY give you non-first party N64 games.
Perfect Dark
Banjo Tooie
Diddy Kong Racing
The N64 was all about Rare.
Tetrisphere
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine
Star Wars Rouge Squadron
hybrid heaven
harvest moon
goemon
Snowboard Kids
Castlevania 64
Shadowman
Banjo Tooie
Banjo Kazooie
Gauntlet Legends
Then I proceed to sit there with my thumb up my fucking ass because this asshole genie didn't give me shit to play the games on, unless he hooked me up with this
Wetrix
Fighter's Destiny
Command & Conquer
>>344138718
glover
>>344143814
>I'm talking about video games yet bringing a popstar icon to the conversation
>>344147258
Oh, so it's the mischievous genie kind that fucks with your wishes.
Nothing
I'll just use the 2 weeks to catch up on sleep after failing to deconstruct the n64 into some crude nigger rigged harpoon using other shit I might find on the island so that I can spear myself some fish
No electricity or television to play the shit with anyway and if its just a fucking sand bar of an island then I guess its time to die
>>344138718
Body harvest
Hexen
Ogre Battle 64(/battle tanks global assault if ogre battle being produced in JP as Nintendo disqualifies it.)
Tbqh, I would probably be fine with just Body Harvest
>>344138718
DK64
Mario64
Banjo-Kazooie
I like 3d Platformers.
I'd tell the genie to give me food and water rather than games I couldn't play.
>people saying kazooie instead of tooie
>>344140060
those are nintendo games though
>>344138718
>No Smash64
I ask the genie to kill me
>>344138718
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Tooie
Bomberman 64: The Second Attack
I love my 3D platforming collectathons so Banjo would be perfect for me. Also Bomberman is dope.
>>344154953
Kek'd heartily
Goldeneye
WWF No MercyPenny Racers
>>344142009
>Donkey Kong 64
>>344157232
Hey, it has the original arcade Donkey Kong.
>>344150567
>Daddy Kong Racing
I loved that game when I was a kid. They don't make racing games like that anymore.
BomberMan 64
WCW/NWO Revenge
Banjo Kazooie
>>344152148
yeah i explained why. maybe your generation should start cranking out some notable individuals and you won't be known as the justin bieber generation.
>>344148051
my waifu on the left
Bomberman 64
Diddy Kong Racing
Banjo Kazooie
Snowboard Kids 2
Mystical Ninja
Mischief Makers
>>344158372
>>344158739
BomberMan 64 is published by nintendo
>>344158372
>Bomberman 64
Excellent taste, but I feel bad because I've owned the game for about 1 year but still have only beaten one area...
>>344141801
why are you talking to yourself
