Kirby themed cafe opening apparently
Can any weebs translate this
https://twitter.com/hal_laboratory/status/750887053970149376
You don't have google translate?
It's going to last a year
>>344106993
I want to go there.
This reminds of an Episode of Kirby: Right Back at Ya in which everyone is brainwashed by a monster cook think Kirby was sorbet.
IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO MAKES A THEMED RESTAURANT
if they dont serve bubblegum ice cream with 2 black sprinkles on it, they fucked up
>>344109417
>Themed restaurants
I just remembered Nintendo was actually considering doing that
Official twitter and site
https://twitter.com/KirbyCafeJP
http://kirbycafe.jp/
>>344106993
I NEED IT
Kirby Love Hotel when
>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to explore the universe
But born just in time to see a Kirby cafe open, and close without you ever visiting or being able to visit
>>344111663
is this legit or fanart?
>>344111663
So am I supposed to eat it like Kirby eats?
>you will never go to this cafe
I will go to it and make sure to drool while I eat.
>You will never eat here
>>344111663
Barely know more than kana, so no description translations, but the names are really easy, since they're all kana. From top-left to bottom-right:
>Kirby Crepe
>Melon Juice Float (literally Puka Puka Melon Juice; puka puka is the onomatopoeia for something floating)
>Kirby Hotcake
>Kirby Parfait
>Star Rod Bread
>Kirby Latte
>Hamburger Set
>Candy (Lollipops)
>Kirby Donut
>Macaroon Berry Cake
OH GOVENEER I SAY WE HAVE OURSELVES SOME GRUB
WHAT SAY YOU MITE
BLIMEY
>you will never get the chance to go to this cafe
HAAAAAAAAAAATE
>>344111663
>waddle dee's wrapper is his bandana
CUTE
>>344113590
>No Pep Brew, Maxim Tomato, or Invincible Candy as menu items
JUST
>you will never eat cute Kirby-themed food
>you will never go to the cafe
>>344108094
Man I'd like to have one here in the states, though.
Even if it's, say, just an expansion to Nintendo's store in New York. That would probably be the best way to operate one here.
>>344111663
oh man i don't even know what I would want
>mfw they open a sister store in their US theme parks
>>344113859
>maxim tomato
>literally just a tomato
Yea, what a wasted opportunity they didn't go with that
>>344113859
>no Strawberry Cake
>no Superspicy Curry
>no Rainbow Drops
>still no Yoshi Candy or Cookies
>>344114142
>once we're all dead
>>344114142
An Excellent Idea
>>344114142
>their US Theme parks
what now
>>344113859
>Pepsi
>a tomato
>generic candy
>not realizing it's literally Kirby themed
>>344112684
>>344113859
It's obviously fan art.
>>344114310
Nintendo struck a deal with Universal Studios
>>344114483
>implying they're going to make an amusement park in the West and not just slap Nintendo props at the ride Universal Studios reskins the most
>>344114221
Don't forget the mint leaves for minty-fresh breath.
Wait, they're not mint leaves, they're baked yams.
https://kirby.nintendo.com/planet-robobot/robobot-yourself/
>>344114836
looks like a lemon
>>344114219
>>344114329
Yes, there is no way to present tomato dishes with a maxim theme. Say, a delicious stuffed tomato dish with an M colored on with edible paint would never fly.
>>344114483
>>344114628
Universal studios fucking sucks as a theme park, 90% are the rides are the "EPIC 4D EXPERIENCE" thing where you sit in a chair that bounces up and down while you watch a shitty movie for 3 minutes.
![1467859622769[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bGt21g1.png "1467859622769[1].png")
>>344106993
ROBOBOT YOURSELF
https://kirby.nintendo.com/planet-robobot/robobot-yourself/
!!!
>>344108094
Hey the Nintendo love hotels and capcom bar and grills are still around, I don't see why the nips wouldn't be all over this, especially if they make fucken pink sponge cakes, nips would be all over that shit
>>344115413
>a delicious stuffed tomato dish
It's a fucking sweets cafe, not a restaurant.
>>344115413
But what if the M is grilled on?
>>344109417
It was okay the dozen times Namdai or Squeenix have done it, so I'm not surprised it's okay now.
>>344115936
They never said that you retard. It's just referred to as a regular cafe.
>>344115739
Capcom has a winery too
>>344106993
It says that Kirby Cafe will open in August for a limited time (specifically, a seasonal thing, but it doesn't state when it was over). It also said that they plan to sell special Kirby Cafe original goods.
>Go inside
>They're playing gentle piano versions of Chef Kawasaki's theme, Gourmet Race, etc
>>344115936
They're selling a hamburger meal.
>>344116872
This is bringing me great pain knowing I won't be able to be there when it opens.
>>344115707
Did i do it right
>>344116967
For a second I thought that puddle of tears was a dildo
>>344117451
Go deeper
>>344116872
>original goods
fug this makes me sad I won't be able to go
>>344116967
Piano renditions are always nice to hear. Post music you want to hear when you enter the Kirby Cafe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjyKfSkAN5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ZFZw_j3k8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjFaq2rueKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjFaq2rueKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UimIrTjuvfE
>>344115707
>>344118112
Amazing
>>344118117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5JiS0l-eUk
>>344118112
I don't think we can go any deeper
>>344118562
like a little kirby matryoshka
>>344118562
Is this the Gurren Lagann video game?
>>344118562
https://youtu.be/ok295z8vU3Q
WHEN
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N
>>344118883
I need all of this
>>344118696
you shut your whore mouth
>>344118883
>magolor
I NEED IT.
>>344118883
I want that Marx so bad.
Pretty odd choice for a franchise that very rarely breaks two million sales.
Maybe someone wanted to open a café and needed a niche and Kirby was the cheapest Nintendo IP.
>>344118883
>That Magolor
>That Beetle Kirby
I NEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIT
>>344119249
He's popular enough in Japan
>>344119249
Game sales don't really matter to this, he's cute and marketable and japan eats that shit up, not to mentioned seasonal themed cafes are really common there, you see them for just about everything, and they can afford to make them since its only a limited time
>>344119249
>Cheapest Nintendo IP
>Not Metroid
>Not Star Fox
>Not F-Zero
>Not Fire Emblem
>Not Earthbound
>Not you get the idea
>>344119249
Kirby eats a lot
Kirby is cute
>>344119598
Figured it was understood that it had to have some market value as well. They'd lose customers if they called it F-Zero Café instead of just Café.
WELP
Time to go to go to Japan for a Kirby cafe.
>>344118883
>magolor
>patches of borb and waddle dee
>marx
MY WALLET CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT HAL
>>344119824
THEY DONT HAVE RELEASE DATES
ALL THE OTHERS DO BUT MAGOLOR AND MARX, WHAT IF THEY ARE ONLY AT THE CAFE
>>344118883
I want the jester so badly.
>>344119946
I WILL PAY UPWARDS OF 50 DOLLARS FOR MAGALOR, MY LITTLE SISTER LOVES HIM
I ALSO FUCKING LOVE MARX AND WILL KILL FOR THOSE PLUSHES
>>344118883
How do I get more kirby merch
Borb nendo when
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>>344120103
>my little sister loves him
It's okay anon, this is a nonjudgmental Kirby thread. You can admit it's for you.
>>344120625
Is that your collection? If so, then tell me your secrets on how you've managed to obtain them?
>>344120103
I FUCKING LOVE BOTH AND IT PAINS ME TO SEE META KNIGHT NO.21 AND KIRBY NO.42 AND WADDLE DEE NO.800 BEFORE THEM. DEDEDE, WADDLE DOO, AND CHEF KAWAZKI WERE GODSENDS. ALSO THE FACT THERE'S NO BANDANA DEE IS WEIRD
>>344120103
How did she react to his supposed "death" and the reveal that he's actually fine?
>>344106993
>live in Japan
>see this
Oh boy, I hope it's in Tokyo so that I can go.
>>344121032
But anon, Magalor is a little manipulative shit who didn't deserve to live through the ass whooping he got. I wouldn't want a plush of him anywhere near me.
>>344121261
She was really sad that he was the final boss, and that she had to kill him. Then she was happier than ever to see him alive in Dream Collection
>>344119598
back then Star Fox use to be outselling every Kirby game
that immediately stopped when Assault marked the first time Star Fox stop selling past a million
i'm not using VGchartz as a source either.
>>344121274
couldnt you just take a train
>>344121274
does it matter where it is if you live there?
Oh god, what the fuck.
A few weeks ago, I had a dream that I was browsing a Kirby thread on /v/which is fucking pathetic
It was this exact thread. Post for post, I specifically remember the pic in this post >>344121427
Did Nightmare mess with the Fountain of Dreams again or something
>>344121532
>>344121621
Because I'm not going to take a train all the way there if it's in Kansai or something. No cafe is worth that amount of money. It's just a cafe, and this is coming from a huge Kirby fan.
will we ever get another main Kirby game as hype as KPR again?
>>344121427
>little manipulative shit who didn't deserve to live through the ass whooping he got
Same can be said about Marx
>>344111663
>>344106993
>tfw dont know moonspeak
>tfw dont have any desire to visit japan because 6'5", cant speak moonspeak, and will be considered a fucking weird ass giant there
i just want some cute kirby food, jdimsa
>>344121082
Getting lucky in retro game stores (there are a few other old CIBs not pictured, like Dream Course)
eBay for JP 64 (Don't plan a JP collection, it's just 64 is my all time favorite game) and 20th Anni art book (not pictured)
Patches are from Club Nintendo, happy I decided to buy them all before the service shut down
AmiAmi for Nendo and 10 mini Kirbies, as well as Smash MK and D3
FUCKING GAMESTOP for Smash Kirby and Kirby series amiibo
I need more merch despite having shitloads of Vidya merch in general
>「星のカービィ」をテーマにした「カービィカフェ」が、8月から期間限定でオープンします。また、カフェだけのオリジナルグッズ販売も行う予定です。
"Kirby of the star" themed "Kirby Cafe" is planned to be open after August. There are plans to have Cafe only Original Goods to be for sale as well.
>>344121443
back then when?
Either way I feel if we're gonna count game sales, individual ones aren't as telling as just how many releases Kirby has and all of them consistently selling, even if not selling like crazy. He's got a pretty good track record, constant content since his creation that always does well enough, Star Fox hasn't nearly as many releases to compete and was just a big hit initially. We're talking 4 Star Fox releases before Assault while Kirby was already up to 15 including all the classics and many spin offs
>>344121427
>She was really sad that he was the final boss, and that she had to kill him. Then she was happier than ever to see him alive in Dream Collection
That sounds adorable. Hope you get her that plushie anon, I'll bet it'll be something she be thankful for.
>>344122307
if it ever comes out
>>344115739
>Nintendo.
>Love hotels.
Really? I looked it up and it seems like those were shut down years ago? I mean, not all of their early businesses were... successful.
>>344115707
>>344122054
Damn that's quite the collection you've built up anon. I just only have the 20th Anni art collection. I envy you anon. But I do have the Dededoll that BitF use to sell at one point, maybe that could be your next target.
>>344111663
>Kirby macaroons.
Holy fuck, how did I ever get through life without realizing I wanted one of those?!?
>>344121945
Marx actually died, though. I also really like jester characters, and Marx manages to make a big impression despite having so few lines.
>Hey, hey, hey.
>>344122173
>back then when?
when 64 sold a whopping 4 million and the first game being nearly 3 million, only Adventures was the very last million seller with future games being way under a million.
from a dedicated sales data thread for million-selling Nintendo titles:
http://i.imgur.com/drF65w8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5X62yAZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8Cl0KdH.jpg
>>344121690
That's some serious deja vu son. However, could you predict this six?
>>344121690
That's pretty cool Anon
>>344122905
Maybe you have brain problems?
How well is Robobot selling? Did it break a million yet?
>>344121891
I don't know anon. I thought pic related would be difficult to top, but KPR managed to do that. If anything, I'm more hype to see what HAL would pull for the climax of the next main Kirby game.
>>344122905
Possibly because you are uncultured enough to call a macaron a macaroon.
>>344123251
That's established by the fact that i'm posting here.
Guess I'll try and figure it out sometime later.
>>344123383
it's still up in Japan, like TD was:
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/344041214/#344041214
>8.[3DS] Kirby: Planet Robobot (Nintendo, 04/29/16) – 7,707 (338,053)8.[3DS] Kirby: Planet Robobot (Nintendo, 04/29/16) – 7,707 (338,053)
by August or October, it should hit a million worldwide by then.
>>344122004
So, you're so insecure about yourself that you don't want to go abroad? That's kind of sad.
>>344123676
It was the autocorrect, I swear.
>>344123732
Why be a cunt, anon?
>>344123930
Because it's kind of sad.
Baby wants a bottle? A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?!
Am I doing it in a correct and appropriate manner?
Why are these so popular in moon land?
Goof night thread.
>>344124574
sleep tight borb
>>344122768
My main priority for now is really job hunting and getting my own place. Of course, I'm buying the Borb Nendo on sight, but other minor things will have to wait because reality sucks. I own a bunch of non-Kirby merch too, but I'm not actively hunting any merch right now
>>344123990
>>344123732
I can't afford it either, underage. Why do you have to act retarded as an insult?
>>344124872
I'm just messing with you. It's kind of sad that you can't seem to understand that.
It's kind of sad, man. Kind of sad, indeed.
>>344106993
Lazy (non Google translate) translation:they are opening a Kirby themed Kirby café. Opens from August for a limited time. There will also be original goods sold there that are only sold at the café
