How did they fuck up this bad /v/?
They didn't. You're bitter because youre too lazy to leave your house, you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, or you expect them to release a full pokemon battling game for free on mobile. fuck you
please kill urself
youre a mean one, mr grinch
>>344103195
kys yourself
What happened?
I caught a bulbasaur on my dick. I found a Pisgey in my pantry.
Is there a way to get free pokeballs?
used all of mine trying to catch a zubat.
Why did the mods kill the last thread?
>>344103276
Poor fags who don't have the latest tech
Guys I fucked up. I thought I was dealing with a standard tutorial and didn't realize I was picking my starter. How do I reset.
Fuck bulbasaur
>>344103351
you start out with like 50 anon jesus fucking christ
level up or visit a pokestop
>>344103276
The shills are real.
I finally got in. Caught a Kadabra and an Eevee in my room. I have to leave the house to catch more?
>>344103420
Oh are they bitching about an inability to use AR? How much does it even effect the game?
> failed to detect location
HELP
>>344103428
clear cache and use a different account
I was expecting it to be a completely shitty f2p game, I was pleasently surprised
>>344103428
Got the same issue. Fucking bulbasaur.
>>344100872
>50,000 downloads
Damn, they fucked up.
Why is it that Intel x86 tablets/phones can't play this game again?
>>344103428
You can't, not surprised that someone that doesn't want a bulbsaur to be completely retarded
So I put a pokemon in a gym and apparently I can fight it myself?
Why don't they add smartwatch support instead of making us buy that useless shit?
>>344103428
You can get all of them
Only issues I have is poke stops and occasional pokemon encounters refusing to load properly. Pretty annoying seeing as how the only way to get supplies besides dropping cash on their heads is to use the poke stops, and I cant get em to work.
>>344103603
chinks are too lazy to add a line of code
>>344103572
The only reason that number is 10 times as big is just beucase tons of people on Iphones cna't download it yet, or at least not in the legit way.
Will this app be tied to the main games at all?
>>344103825
How often can you visit the same pokespot
>>344100872
>launch app
>starts loading
>crashes before it finishes
>happens everytime
10/10 GOTY
>>344103884
why does the candy look like burgers
>>344103862
It's out in iOS already, USA here running on iOS.
>>344103968
Cheap ass phone
>>344103967
I've heard once a day, but that could be wildly false. Not sure desu.
>>344100872
As much as we all honestly expected, seeing it's Nintendo and Online. Even if Nintendo themselves weren't the ones in charge of the servers and shit.
>>344103967
You can go to the same one like every 10 minutes, pretty sweet.
>>344103967
I live next to one and I can use it like every 10 minutes. I've been milking it.
>>344104061
every 5 mins or so
>>344101906
I just want vanilla 1st gen pokemon with GPS. I wouldn't mind paying for it if it was good. Is that too much to ask?
It's fun. Give it a few days it'll be better
>>344104074
Oh boy, time to go catch some digletts
>>344104074
Just go into the gay bathhouse, faggotOr stand beside it
>>344104074
>All the children lining up outside.
Im o na screen with Bulbasaur Squirtle and Charmander.
How the hell do I even catch them. Tapping doesnt work
It's not just bad, but outright weird how little explanation there is.
I would have to get a new phone to play this
How's the battling? I need to know
>>344103884
Dubs
>>344104054
iPhone 5. So, you're probably right.
They gravely underestimated how many people would be using this thing.
Like, they made a Pokémon game that appeals to everyone from fanatics to nostalgiafags, and put it on a phone for free. The number of people playing it will be hundreds to even thousands of times the people that bought the main games, and they have to account for the hundreds of millions of people that would just download it to try it out.
>>344104586
>battling
Running great on s7.
>>344104303
Kek
>Not having an 8-core smartphone to play Pokemon
What's your excuse, /v/?
when does this shit come out in NA
>>344104074
w-why is it a maze
>>344104798
it's a-maze-ing how many cocks you will run into
>>344104785
It's out fag.
Michigan here. So many forest type.
Have they said anything about legendaries? I don't wanna go to a fucking temple or some shit for one. Any certain environment or chance encounter?
>>344104074
>not a gym
Wasted opportunity
>all the pokestops near me are the shit loads of churches around my house
well then.
also I work at a big car dealership, I wonder if it's going to be something.
>>344103503
Yes
>Closest PokeStop to my house is a fucking cactus
>>344104929
wut
I'm michigan too and on android it says not available in your country
>>344104785
Califag here, downloaded it about an hour ago
Anyone having server problems
>>344103862
Search it on Google for iphone
is it reasonably easy to get a gardevoir in this game? how about a gyarados? or a breloom? those are my favorite 'mons so I dont care about anything else
>can't catch pokemon the traditional way like in all the games
>can't battle your friends and trade pokemon
Wasted potential. They took an amazing idea and what could have been pokemon AR and turned it into some boring, uninspired bare bones mobile game where you throw a pokeball at a pokemon until you catch it. Why? Why remove the fun?
>>344105207
Maybe in a future update, anon, if this turns out to be wildly successful.. One can only hope.
>just realized the phone I installed it on doesn't have service so won't work unless I walk by a hotspot
Welp.
>>344104563
Restart the app and try again
>>344104929
>tfw all the jokes about NY being filled with Ratata actually came true
I didn't want this
>>344105181
Gen 1 only right now
How do you figure out where stops are?
>>344105181
>breloom
great taste but it's only gen 1 for now
>>344105014
>the pokestop and gym near me is a childrens playground/park right outside an elementary school
Fuck me
I need help anons, yesterday the game was working perfectly fine, I woke up today to see the white pokeball spinning forever. Reinstalling didn't solve the problem.
>>344100872
Having a minimum requirement of 2 GB of RAM when I highly doubt the program uses that much. I have a S5 Mini so I'm fucked.
>>344105042
Restart your phone and search again
>>344101906
>you're too lazy to leave your house
I uninstalled it for this very reason lol
do you need to have the game open in your screen for it to pop pokemon for you?
CANADA WHEN
>>344100872
>Get excited
>Install
>Remember I never leave my house
>Cant play this
Oh yeah
>tfw Pokestop is a church
I keep getting errors and cant get my starter.
>>344105014
>>344105523
>He doesn't know about Incense
>>344105552
>tfw pokestop is a rape shelter
>>344105553
I can't launch the game at all, so you're ahead of me.
>>344100872
Is Nintendicks digging a grave?
>be a nigger
>white boi comes into my neighbor asking if I've seen a Zapdos
>steal his phone
thanks nintendo
>>344105436
Yep
>>344103348
nice.
>>344105653
atleast we are suffering together
right?
This is just another Miitomo. Memers and ironic "gamers" and genwunners will eat this shit up for a week with their dumb bullshit all over social media.
>"i found a magikarp in my toilet" [picture]
>"did you just"
>"OMG I CANT BREATHE"
And they'll meme around with this garbage for a little while and then suddenly it will be forgotten about completely. Instead of making an actual game with depth and variety, we get a non-game that is built to appeal to nostalgiafags.
Imagine if this game had real Pokemon battling and leveling. Imagine if it was a true Pokemon game that you could play anywhere instead of an AR circlejerk.
Yeah I mad.
>catch an oddish like whatever
>mfw it knows moonblast
Walking around at night. Some old lady on her porch got mad when I pointed my phone at her window to catch a Jynx. I'm back home. I hope she didn't call the cops.
>>344105552
A church is the closest one to me too. Now I can pray and catch em all.
>>344105758
It's just a fun little game to waste time and battery. Chill out bro.
JOIN YELLOW
IF YOU'RE BLUE YOU'RE REDDIT
IF YOU'RE RED YOU'RE 9GAG
>>344104107
I live next to two desu already got 9 eggs and 200+ poke balls
Not to mention here in Italy it's full of churches and artistic stuff so literally everything is a pokestop
>>344105890
Pokemon are devils and you will be smither, son
>>344105645
>tfw pokestop is my neighbors water fountain on their front lawn
>>344105653
Me either! Thank God for the Beta Tests.
>>344105758
so real talk, is there ANY sense of battling in this game? I mean I see my squirtle has attacks. can he use them on anything?
Can someone who has the game running go into their app manager and check how much memory the game is actually using? I find it extremely hard to believe that it requires 2 GB like the minimum requirement for compatibility implies
I'm not a pokefag so can anybody explain what's it about?
Is it just walking around like an autistic child with your phone looking for vr pokemons
>>344105014
How do you free the camera from your guy?
>>344104935
Only original 150, no legendaries atm. They haven't decided how to implement them apart from "we promise not to put them inside actual live volcanoes" and stuff.
>>344106193
You can battle at gyms, which consists of picking out a pokemon and tapping the screen as fast as you can until the enemy pokemon faints.
>>344106193
I dunno but there are gyms n shit so I would imagine so
>>344105907
lol
egg hatching freak
almost as bad as team team galactic
team buff is best team
The pokemon and pokestops dissapeared in mt map. What the fuck?
I cant wait to evolve this. Just caught too.
>>344105957
>you will be smither
The Simpsons guy?
>>344105207
I think people are really overestimating how good the game would be if it was more traditional. As it stands, it's built to actually be playable on its own. Forcing player interaction like that would never work.
>>344104228
Yes, there are enough turds in the world for you to play with
>>344106315
I feel like they could have put more effort in than than and still not have really tried. does it give a shit about types at all?
>>344105523
Life is beautiful anon! Don't be afraid to throw on some shoes and just walk where ever.
This pokestop is some graffiti
>tfw you have an iphone 4 and cant play
what is the point of the game, just catching them all?
anyone knows how to fix my gyroscope? i own a moto g 1st gen and this is the only problem ive faced so far (not being able to use AR) i mean, besides servers crashing all over the place.
can anyone lend me a hand with this? also i cnanot root my phone because its not mine, using it while mine gets fixed.
Holy hell these graphics are great for a mobile game.
>rare pokemon are at the very end of a nature walk or bugline
How exactly do you catch pokemon? I spent about 30 minutes at the park surrounded by tufts of grass moving around but nothing actually encountered. What the fuck is the secret?
>>344106647
What pokemon is that?
Is there anyway to check like the map on a global scale? There's nothing in sight, and I want to know the closest gym
I know there was like a world map for ingress
>>344106593
How the fuck did they do this shit anyways? Did they just pay some intern to go over googlemaps and stick these things every 10 minutes away or something?
I've got a few pokestops next to my house that are literally like secret spaces behind bushes and shit that wouldn't normally show up on googlemaps, it kind of baffles me
>>344104785
Its out, you just gotta do a bit of digging to find the app. Also, if you dont have the latest gen of smartphone, you're fucked.
>>344105645
>tfw gym is a cemetary
>tfw closest """landmark"""
>>344105838
turn off the ar retard and you wont have to point it at a window
>>344106737
I think they ported ingresses landmarks.
>>344106717
Shiny Litten
>>344105402
After loading for ages, it came up with a "Servers are down" message. I assume NZ/Aus was just a test run and they weren't expecting everyone to cheat the system and try to play. Maybe there's way more players than they can handle right now?
>>344106876
Stay positive, anon
>>344106625
> tfw when you have a 6 year old phone
What does a Pokestop do?
There's one literally at the park at the end of my block.
>>344106876
>tfw when 5 land marks right near me
>all five are churches
Oh man can't wait to stand in front of this church and tell them I'm here to stock up on pokeballs.
So, how long until someone dies trying to reach a Pokemon in the middle of nowhere or on a mountain or something?
>>344106876
Mine is a water filtration thing.
>>344106876
Keep on the plus side anon
Can you change your clothes and shit at any time, or is it set in stone once you do it? I'm being super autistic over this.
>>344106673
I had the same problem. You have to "track" the pokemon. The footsteps in the bottom show how far you are and you have to walk until it gets to one step thrn search around
>>344107017
Free stuff including eggs so you can walk around some more and hatch another rattata
>tfw the app runs fine on my shitty 80 dollar LG phone
>>344107040
>Regice and Articuno only available on the peak of Mt. Fuji
Fucking do it, Gamefreak.
>>344106876
>you've been visited by the curvy wall of positive messages
>>344107017
you touch it and it gives you pokeballs and other items
>>344103884
>drowzee candy
Is that what rufies are called these days
>>344107040
If they fix the battery drain stuff, soon.
>>344107213
Sleep tight waller
>>344107116
Sweet. There's a ton nearby and 2 gyms side by side. Guess I'll be a normie and go walking on Saturday.
>>344105351
>Little Johnny's first day of Pokemon Go begins! He grabs his Charmander and sets off, catching pokemon everywhere he goes.
>Eventually, he discovers something odd
>The local Pokemon Gym is located just outside his school!
>The boy rushes off in glee, and bolts through the street, causing a few cars to swerve and nearly collide
>Oblivious to anything but his own desire for all things Pokemon, Johnny enters the park and lifts his phone, looking around for the Gym
>A scratchy, wheezing voice greets him
>GrEEtings yUUUng one, have you coooome to challenge the Gym?
>A short man detaches himself from the darkness, and lifts his phone
>In total awe, the young boy regards the new Gym Leader
>The man is barely a foot taller than Johnny, and wears a shirt that is two sizes too large. His khaki shorts flow in the soft breeze, his skele-toe shoes provide traction as he gracefully moves through the mulch, a veritable battleground upon which a thousand unworthy trainers have perished
>wELL then, if you're so BOLD, then come and face me!
>A wafting stench of odorous blobby things unimaginable strikes Johnny with the force of a thousand freight trains, but the young trainer stands resolute
>The boy sends out his faithful Charmander, and prepares himself
>The cruel Gym Leader released his Gardevoir, which used a powerful confusion attack, instantly ending the match
>Johnny was found seven years later, his anus widened as if two Machamp's had torn it apart with their giant hands
>As the man rubs his cock one last time as the noose begins to squeeze the life out of him, he smiles unexpectedly.
>His vision grows blurry, and he croaks out "Look's like Team Rocket is blasting off again" as he ejaculates profusely
>>344100872
Having to leave the house just ruined this game. Fucking trash.
>>344107094
>The footsteps in the bottom show how far you are
Well fuck, here I was thinking that more tracks meant you were closer.Kinda like how that works in real life
>>344106356
It looks cute
>>344107204
>walk up to statue
>stick hand inside crevice
>oh! you found three pokeballs!
pokestops are hilarious
>>344107092
Not seeing any way to change them at the moment
>almost got ran over
shit game
>There's a Bulbasaur nearby
>I'm at work.
God damn.
Does the game still run in the background when I lock my phone/will I get a vibration or some shit if a wild pokemon is near me?
>>344106356
>not blue ribbons
>>344107263
kek
>>344106625
mah nigga
we got the last of the Mohicans over here
we got fossils for phones
we got no way to play this ;_;
When you spin a Pokestop for items you don't need to tap them individually. Just press back and you will get all of them anyway.
>>344107356
I thought the same so I went an hour walking around with zero finds.
Hopefully people wont have to suffer like I did
>leave game
>try to boot it back up
>signed out for some reason
>trying to sign up again with the same email gives me "server error lol"
Anyone else getting this?
>>344106737
There's two Pokestops on opposite ends of my apartment complex and they are both of the same statue
>>344106625
To be the best, like no one ever was.
REEEEEEEE IT DOESN'T WORK ON MY PHONE FUCK YOU NINTENDO YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>344107462
you can actually tell what pokemon is where?
i thought you only get to see shuffling leaves, and you get to see the pokemon if you're already in range?
or do you mean the footstep thing, because i can't make heads or tails of the fucking footstep stuff
>>344107356
Exactly what I thought
>>344107509
What?
>live in Texas
>Pokestop is a taco stand
amazing
>>344106356
That's kawaii, how do you even play this shit?
How do you get candies?
What does transferring a Pokemon do?
>>344103276
No offline mode
>catch a pokemon
>get shot
Pokemon 'go
>>344107481
Nope, have to keep it running and be looking at it constantly.
The stupid watch thing will alert you and let you catch pokemon without taking out your phone but that isn't released yet.
What games let me pick up tools in memorial sites?
>>344107562
but I like the bubble popping sound fuck you
>>344104740
I see
I have never looked forward to the next day being able to exorcise.
I really hope this game takes off.
>>344107575
>an hour walking around with zero finds.
You may have had zero finds
but you just had a calorie burn grind!
>>344107643
Grass is where they are. Footsteps is what Pokemon is/are in the nearby area.
>>344107671
It's an abstract reference, ignore my autism
I don't remember this in the game
why did they not add regular pokemon battles?
shit game
>>344107481
From what I've read, no. You have to have the app open and running. There was a "Power Saver mode" though, seemed like it helped a little bit.
>>344107710
catch more of the same types, if you transfer you get 1 ONE candy of that type. catching same types give you like 3.
>>344107692
>Pokestop is a taco stand
san antonio reporting in
that shits is spot on
I bet san fatonio is full of snorlaxs
This game is teaching me so much about my surroundings.
>>344105014
lol there are like 5 stops and a gym within like 4 blocks of me.
>>344105603
How are you supposed to get more if you can't go anywhere?
Is the gamefun
>>344107671
>>344107831
>>344107509
Ok wait I get it now nvm
Do pokemon respawn in the same locations?
>>344107938
give away your shekels
>>344105415
I have an S4 active, it runs fine.
>>344107810
no grass is where they are more likely to be.
>Pokegym in the actual gym in front of my house
>Pokestop is in a restaurant right next to said gym
>My street is so narrow I don't even need to leave the house to activate these two
Living the fucking dream.
Alright guys, what is the meta?
Which do I prioritize:
>XL vs normal vs XS (and what does this mean exactly?)
>movesets
>evolution
>>344107976
it's night and most people are afraid of getting raped so we don't know
>>344107936
sadly I only use wifi, so all is lost.
>>344108010
Then I am confused as to why it still says my device is incompatible
>>344107092
on some level i'm glad that all the options are generally the same, so i don't have to waste time fiddling with it
Stay jelly
>>344108090
>Game has only been out for 3 hours
>Already asking for a meta
>>344107204
>a wild ghastly appeared!
>>344107978
Nice
>>344106260
>>344108109
>tfw rape-proof
I knew that one day this would pay off.
>>344104954
>tfw no Mark Wolff as gym boss
>tfw the closest pokestop is in the middle of a graveyard
>>344108156
Ugh I fucking am. Evee is my fav.
>all the pokestops on my map are far from my house
>and they're all churches
>>344108221
How do you become rape-proof?
>>344108220
If it uses so little then why does it have a RAM requirement so high
Why were people excited for a phone game? I mean, its a phone game.
>>344108132
needs android 4.4 or higher. or you are in a region where its not officially out and should dl the apk
>>344108309
Be 6' and fat.
>>344108309
incredibly fat/ugly or 6'6'' bodybuilder with gun
>>344108156
>44cp
>>344108361
because it's pokemon and a reason to leave the house
>No battling
>No trading
>No player interaction
>No leveling Pokemon
They got the hard part down, why did they insist on fucking it up? What a waste of storage, even Miitomo was better than this.
>Nearest Pokestop is 10 steps away from my house
Is this the worst hell
How do find where the gyms and pokestops are at?
>>344108309
You accept every chance to have sex.
>>344105690
>Installed earlier this afternoon at le coffeeshoop
> Leave around 10pm
>keep it running as I drive down boring road home.
>start taking detours to hit the pokestops
>see an eevee.
>Drive down another side street to catch it
>notlookingwhereimgoing.jpg
>shadowy shape crosses the road in front of me
>look up
>9 niggers staring at my car, surrounding it
>I drove into the fucking hood
>Hoodrats sniffin out my car
>slam the gas
>9 pairs of beady black eyes follow my car, heads turning in unison to watch me leave.
Be careful playing this game kids.
>>344108156
my eevee is 76 cp and knows Body Slam
>>344107481
>>344107736
Put on power saver mode and the screen will be black when it's upside down (in your pocket). It should vibrate when you're in range of a 'mon.
>>344108361
its pokemon
childhood dream to find pokemon in reality
>>344108362
I'm in the East Coast of Burgerland. I have Android 5.1.1.
There is no reason it is incompatible other than life fucking me over.
>>344107325
>>344108504
top kek
Does walking around while having incense activated increase encounter rate? I get like 3 encounters per incense activation if I stay still
>>344107481
Only if you buy the Pokemon Go accessory for only 35 US shekels my dear goy
THIS IS BULLSHIT
why do I have to leave my house to progress
Why is my pokedex all shitty, it wont go past bulbasaur
>>344108745
>why do I have to leave my house to progress
Art imitates life, dear sweet anon
>>344108579
This desu
>>344107692
>Live in Houston
>Pokestop is a liquor store
i live next to 10 fucking pokemon go pokestops all next to eachother but they’re all in a graveyard and it’s fucking spooky but also kind of cool but seriously that means i'm going to have to hang out in a graveyard all the time if i'm going to play because that's the best spot by far and the closest
Caught a Rattata in my house, but it's about to start storming so I'm not going for a walk to find more tonight. Looks like my old high school down the street is a gym though.
>>344107697
You walk around waiting for an alert
>>/vp/
>>344108834
oh and there's a gym in there too
JUST MAKE A REAL POKEMON AR GAME FOR FUCKS SAKE NOT THIS CASH GRABBY HALF ASS SHIT
I fucking hate Nintendo so god damn much.
>>344108519
uhhh could you not say the n-word thanks
>>344103967
Holy crap people in this tread are stupid or just haven't played at all.
You can visit a stop once every 5 minutes.
