You have just successfully hypnotized Reggie Fils-Aime. You can give him one command before he wakes up.
What do you ask him to do?
>>344087329
End your life
>>344089024
I was going to go with quit your job, but this works too.
>>344087329
Fire everyone at Treehouse.
>>344087329
Kill yours---
Nevermind first post >>344089024 best post.
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>>344087329
Suck my Dick
No homo
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Kill Iwata
>>344087329
Get him to tell me how the hell you pronounce Fils-Aime.
>>344089024
>>344089423
>>344089576
>>344089795
>>344090174
>>344090597
I thought you couldn't get a hypnotized person to do something that's against their morals.
>>344087329
Suck it dry
>>344087329
Buy Sony
>>344092175
You just wasted your fucking command.
>>344087329
Upload a video of you dancing around in a bikini singing I'm a little teapot.
I remember when Nintendo enthusiasts built a cult of personality around this glorified Warehouse Worker.
Why the fallout? He's a corporate officer of nintendo so naturally all nintendo fans should fall in line and suck his cock. What happened?
>>344092761
What would you ask him to do if you hypnotized him?
>>344089576
THIS.
>>344093095
I would tell him he's doing a good job and keep doing what he's doing.
Because fuck Nintendo
What does hypnosis feel like? Would he enjoy the experience?
>>344087329
Tell him to go to the higher-ups in Nip Land and bitch them the fuck out about Color Splash and the handling of the Paper Mario series in general, how it needs to go back to the original formula etc.
It's too far in development now to be fixed but hey, they'd either listen to Reggie after the game gets 5's and 6's across the board, or they'd give him a bitch slap for being such a disrespectful gaijin towards their work of art. It's a win-win from where I'm standing.
>>344087329
>do it
When he snaps out of it he will be wondering what I meant for the rest of his life, feeling empty and unfulfilled.
Don't fuck it.
>>344093815
They'd tell him to go play Mario and Ruigi if he rants an RPG.
>>344093753
It's pretty relaxing and, if he was suggestible enough, would probably feel pretty good acting out the command given a talented enough hypnotist.
Tell him to get rid of all the gimmicks and amiibos and shit and to just invest to give the nx and the next ds as much horsepower as possible. No more controller with a screen, no motion controls, no 3d, no toys for man children. Just a console that can hold its own against the neo or even the scorpio and a handheld that opens everyone's eyes and shows the world just how gay mobile gaming truly is.
>>344095010
You realize Reggie has very little power in that regard, right?
>>344095146
Really? Huh...then what can ge do?
>>344095689
He could get Mother 3 in America.
I'd tell him to get that localized and each time he receives a major update on the development of the localized version, he'd have the best orgasm of his life, with each one growing more and more powerful.
That'd motivate him.
>>344089024
this, otherwise make a new 2d Metroid
>>344095689
At best he could alter advertisement or influence the amount of localization in NoA. Maybe fire Bill.
Smash was a mistake
>>344095917
>implying Reggie doesn't climax at the thought of going into work in the morning regardless
Quit the hardware business, sell Nintendo to Microsoft, convince Microsoft to make handheld consoles using Nintendo's employees.
