SGDQ 2016
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Now: Metroid Zero Mission
Next: DKC3
Then: Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2 (One Fucking Controller)
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
The pleasure of being cummed inside.
>>344052445
SPEEDGAMES THAT KILL
>Still no sources
Space sluts
>>344052482
First for spooks
I'd do Rebecca quick as a "game", if you know what I mean
>Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2 (One Fucking Controller)
... So? I ran the original with one controller back in the day. It's not exactly hard.
Original had great music, 2 has shit music but the gameplay is better.
>Network error please try later
uh?
Yes, Fusion sucks dick because pf starting the whole Adam thing
>b b b but
It has the same exact flaws as Other M
Viper
>has to fucking beg to show off one trick when they have plenty of time
>spend 30 hours shilling charity and setting up game
>>344052659
Its a muscular kind of thick.
HYPE FOR METROID
>>344052719
Fusion is literally the same plot as Other M, only that it is canon where as Other M is not.
"Metroid 4"
>>344052719
Fusion is proto-Other M, just like Minish Cap is proto-Skyward Sword.
>>344052692
Not so scary when you mistake it for a sith lord.
metroid sucks
>>344052692
Why would they keep that painting in their house
The MSF's defection was a ruse set up by the Taliban government. It was all a big drama staged by Bin-Laden so they could get their hands on the donation funds, and SGDQ was the star of the show. They planned it so that they could get the US dollars that free American Civilians donated and destroy Western Society at the same time.
>Can we start the fucking run already? Useless assholes.
Damn, the runner is getting ornery.
>>344052808
The best kind because muscle is thicker than fat
Wh what did you just say?
>>344052634
Sources are not needed. They are a meme created by the liberal left.
Mitch is running Mario Maker at this event.
>>344052758
>30 minutes of "downtime" where everybody is ready but they dont start for some reason
> Ridley GBA voice
Pls no.
>>344052851
FuckAwoo~
>>344052841
And the prototype is way better in both cases.
>americans mad that kids in literal hell holes are getting easier access to medical treatment than them
Sooner or later you're gonna need a charity to come in and give you your insulin shots.
>>344052841
>Minish cap is proto-SS
No? They're nothing alike in plot or design, if anything MC is proto four swords.
>>344052853
Crazy religious white people
Is there a list of banned runners and explanations for bans? I wanna read that shit.
>>344052876
And she'd be in prime shape for wrestling.
>Bazinga t-shirt
>that shirt
>>344052927
SCRAWWWW
Can't we all just agree that this is an unrivaled masterpiece and any attempts to try and top it should be met with ridicule?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467833817088.webm
>>344052657
>fuck off, GDQ has soft-banned literally dozens of runners, you act like the big names just started mysteriously disappeared from the list
there are thousands of game submissions before every marathon
What would you choose if you were in charge?Someone who had was good at previous event, some new runner who seems good at the game/commentary, or someone who only caused embarrasement andcringe[/spoiler last time? would you really do it?
ZIMBABWE
>>344052969
Werster and big jon were banned for fun
>>344052527
His logic is that why help someone who supports terrorists. They should only help the good guys. He only sees things in black and white. America good, Isis bad. He'd make a good soldier since he demonizes the enemy. However a horrible doctor since he ignores the hippocratic oath and the Florence Nightingale Pledge.
Makes sense though since he's on /v/.
>suddenly clapping
>>344053009
BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-
BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA
>>344052938
>islamic defence force is here already
Kill yourself Mohammed, nobody is falling for that shit. "Kids in literal hell holes" is a nice name for ISIS soldiers kek
BOTSWANA
CONSTANTINOPLE
I'm playing Paper Mario on a poorly coded n64 emulator
>>344053102
Big Jon is sick.
POST SAMUS
>>344053096
I wanna remodel that sweathole
>>344053102
Wtf?! Big Jon is banned?!
https://www.algemeiner.com/2015/09/27/doctors-without-borders-openly-supports-hamas-condemns-israel/
>>344053081
Fuck off purist. All metroids except other M are good. Tired of elitist assholes like you that give us metroid fans a bad name.
Is chibi there?
>>344052927
[Loud Screee noises]
>>344053009
>>344053051
>>344053090
>>344053150
>>344053167
>>344053170
>A perfectly fine shirt of my favorite hero is forever tainted and related to a shitty meme tv show.
Fuck you all.
>>344053087
t. samefag
fucked up formatting but you get the point
BLIZZAGA
>>344053087
I would make a Chibi/Caveman block.
>>344053243
BAZOOPLE
>>344053220
2 wasn't very good.
this looks good for a GBA game
HES ALREADY FUCKING TALKING
HOW MANY PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE HE REALIZES IT ISNT JUST PLAYFUL BANTER
>gba version
>>344053214
Good source my man
>>344053130
Pretty sure every anon here who ever posted that shit meme probably jerked their head away halfway through your post to make sure no new information is gained by them.
SANS FRONTIERES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9MfZjzEbo
How is this guy playing the game? The gameboy player introduces a boarder.
>>344053214
Good.
>>344052938
I'm mad that they provide medical aid to enemy combatants and terrorists.
If you aid a terrorist, then you are a terrorist. You can't hide behind impartial treatment when dealing with people like that.
They deserved to be bombed by Russia in the 80s and they deserved the hospital bombing in Kunduz as well.
H
>>344052659
>tfw it's canon that she's 6'3"/194cm tall
SHE'S BIG
>My so-called Zero Mission.
Bravo, Nintendo!
>>344053374
You can turn the border off, Frame 20 is invisible.
>>344053374
There's a camera pointed at the GBA.
FUCK Kirbymasta with his shitty voice and constant droning
>>344053432
>you'll never be handled by a woman 20cm taller than you
kek
>>344053460
>shitposting loudly
>>344053432
amazon samus is the only samus to me
>>344053384
>If you aid a terrorist, then you are a terrorist.
Well, I guess 9/11 really was an inside job.
>>344053384
You don't understand shit. If you know how, you have to treat injured. Doesn't matter who they are.
>>344053305
This pretty hilarious, shame I wasnt here for these.
Also the dude is 100% gay.
>Memetroid
>>344052659
>No dick
Dropped
more samus pls
>>344053545
>20cm taller than you
>>344053305
this is why we dont have bonus streams anymore
This game sounds amazing for a GBA soundchip
>bosseth
>areath
>LISP
remember when metroid was alive?
>remodeling your shithole
>>344053384
So the US government is a massive terrorist organisation then
>>344053432
>198 pounds
>Gwen is 185 pounds
Not much muscle
![artworks-000126257730-8ynhnh-t500x500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zGekH7H.jpg "artworks-000126257730-8ynhnh-t500x500[1].jpg")
>>344053580
Why do people keep having Kirymastah on the fucking couch. He's fucking awful at commentary and sometimes isn't even right.
>>344053384
But anon, the US military provides medical aid to enemy combatants and terrorists all the time. Every first-world nation does.
>>344053596
>Doesn't matter who they are.
I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say here. Are you saying it's ok to aid enemies?
Has anything interested happened at all this year?
What's your guys' favorite run so far?
I think Jet Set Radio might be my favorite just because that's one of my all-time favorite games and the runner was really chill.
>>344052823
That's a HardBan, and not for the reason you think.
>>344053545
Are we not counting sexbots as women?
>>344053213
He's sick, someone is filling in for him.
>kirbymastah
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>344053059
he was "asked not to come"
he did send a donation saying he's sad he cant be there
>>344053761
I haven't seen many but 4 Swords was pretty awesome
>>344053384
>hospital bombing
>deserved
This is actually how Americans think, isn't it?
>>344053727
WHAT'S 9 PLUS 10?
>>344053761
catherine and momodora
Worst SGDQ ever.
Literally only good game was Jedi Academy. the rest are shit nobody has heard of
>>344053384
entire us government is terrorist. Entire EU is terrorist. Russia is terrorist.
If you pay taxes you're terrorist. Congratulations, you opted yourself out of medical care.
want to donate to tell kirbymastah to shut the fuck up but dont' want to support uyama/isis
>>344053747
According to pretty much every civilized nation in the world, yes.
Song of storms.
>>344053305
Australia at its finest.
>>344053856
>asked not to come
Please provide proof.
>>344053542
I watched Kirby run on his channel once. He was practicing a MP2 speedrun
People in the chat room were speculating about a new Metroid game and he actually stopped his run to demand people shut up because Nintendo had not declared any plans for a new Metroid and we were being factually inaccurate. I shit you not, this happened.
A few months later they announced Fed Force
>dude tries to establish the unknown item as a potential surprise for the uninitiated viewers
>other dude reads it as him not knowing what it is, instantly spoils it
oh the laffs on display here
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/afghan-official-hospital-in-airstrike-was-a-taliban-base/2015/10/04/8638af58-6a47-11e5-bdb6-6861f4521205_story.html
In Kunduz, the acting governor, Hamdullah Danishi, also suggested that the airstrike was warranted.
He said Taliban fighters had been using the Doctors Without Borders compound to plot and carry out attacks across the city, including firing rocket-propelled grenades from the property.
“The hospital campus was 100 percent used by the Taliban,” Danishi said. “The hospital has a vast garden, and the Taliban were there. We tolerated their firing for some time” before responding.
>Doctors Without Morals supports ISIS and immigrant smugglers
Nice charity faggot
>>344053384
>I'm mad that they provide medical aid to enemy combatants and terrorists.
There's a little thing called the Hippocratic Oath.
>>344053384
>these doctors should work towards the financial well being of MY country instead of THEIRs
But then how would such a gigantic mass of dumb people learn how healthcare works - when its one of the biggest, most jewish enterprises for them?
Your marines probably go around with wads of cash so they can pay their medics when they get injured or something.
>>344053764
I hate the meme that he was banned for niggers
He came back many times after that
He got banned for stealing like 20 keys the fucking retard
>>344053815
>someone is filling in for him
what? how does that work?
>>344053840
OK SO IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, JUMPING GETS YOU AWAY FROM THE GROUND AND ENEMIES DIE IF YOU SHOOT THEM
>>344053345
what else is fucking zero mission going to be played on the fucking xbox
>>344053889
ahahahahaha fucking disgusting feeder fetish nigger has to be watched at all times to make sure he doesn't creep on anyone
>>344053953
Proof?
>>344053305
Best run of any GDQ
Fuck off an die /pol/
>>344053856
bullshit
>>344054015
are you saying that they die if they are killed
>>344053992
As in his Super Mario Maker run is being done by someone else in his stead.
>>344053953
>Willing to help everyone in need of medical treatment, regardless of politics, race, or country.
And this is a bad thing?
>>344053992
Mario maker players are easily replaceable.
>He's gonna get the ice beam soon
>He got the ice beam
Where would we be without kirbymastah?
>>344052482
>Then: Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2 (One Fucking Controller)
>>344054084
They treat mudslime kids that are dying so that must mean they are terrorist according to /pol/
oh boy more metroid........
>>344054093
Fuck off degenerate.
>>344054126
If "everyone" includes terrorists, yes
>>344052918
What is this from?
Redpill me on Kirbymastah, /v/
does this fag on the couch ever shut the fuck up?
>>344053940
>Synced head sway.
They should fug
She really doesn't move much but I'm sure footfags are drenched.
>>344052860
So, they did nothing wrong, but Murrikans still bombed them? The only difference between ISIS and Murrikans is that murrikans don't scream Allahu Ackbar.
>>344053982
murricans only know hypocritical oaths
>>344054126
It's just yuros butthurt because ISIS overran their countries and MSF helps them.
>Kirbymastah allowed
>but no gamebro11
Why
>>344054235
Alrite so
>>344054235
who?
>>344054209
I AM SILLY
>>344054269
Fuck off putintard
>>344054246
no, he doesn't
he does this every time he's on the couch, and has done it 3 times this event alone
people tell him to stop but he thinks its a joke and doesn't
he has absolutely no self awareness
>>344054126
Would you save Hitler's life?
>>344054208
sgdq would be so much better without metroids and sonics (sans 06) and marios.
If nostalgiabait was removed it'd be more interesting. More mirrors edges more i wanna be broichi more broken 3d games where you go fast
>>344054246
You know what they say, when they don't shut up in the closet they don't shut the fuck up on the couch.
>>344053982
ISIS is a red herring issue. Politicians make you care because their friends at security contractors make money when you're afraid of "terror."
>some terror cell in a landlocked shithole african country kills hundreds of people
>nobody cares
>some terror cell in a landlocked shithole middle eastern country kills hundreds of people
>these people are the enemy!!
that ty the tasmanian tiger runner got his ass BANNED
TURN THOSE HEADPHONES UP TO MAX BOYS
>In mid-2013, when fighters with ISIS (renamed Islamic State in 2014) arrived in areas where MSF had been running most of its hospitals, agreements were reached with their commanders that they would not interfere with the medical management of the hospitals and that MSF medical structures and staff would be respected. However, on January 2, 2014, ISIS abducted 13 MSF staff members. Among them were eight Syrian colleagues who were released after a few hours. The remaining five international staff members were held captive for up to five months. The abduction precipitated the withdrawal of our international teams and the closure of MSF health facilities in ISIS-held areas.
>>344053945
Most of the marathon has been muted for me whenever he is on the couch or talking, i can not stand him in anyway shape or form, he just needs to shut the fuck up, id rather let this fucking nazi whos running talk
>>344054378
Super Metroid usually changes up every year and it's cool to see that, but I really wish they'd stop with the save/kill the animals shit.
>>344054381
>>344053947
what was the unknown item again?
>>344054378
good thig you aren't in charge of accepting runs
>>344054426
Why exactly?
So much butthurt
>>344054426
shit what'd I miss?
>>344054416
becuase at least the africans stay fucking put. sandniggers come to our home countries and bomb them, you raghead sympathising cunt.
>>344053925
This
>>344054426
glorious
shit game shit runner
>>344054373
Hitler was a great dude, so yeah.
We can at least agree that MSF is better than the other charity where all the money goes into making fucking flyers telling you cancer is bad, right?
Environmental station alpha run when?
>>344054426
What happened?
>>344054426
>I'd like to thank my Garry's Mod server
He should have been banned just for that.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344054126
>fug i cant bomb infidels because i'm injured
>lol nvm i'll just go to the doctor
>now i'm free to kill hundreds of people
>>344053982
>Hippocratic Oath
>the cream of the crop gets the fastest, best, most advanced treatment from privatized healthcare corporations that evade all taxes they possibly can and poach doctors from public healthcare with massive partially tax evading salaries, even in first world countries with welfare
>doctors regularly take bribes from pharmaceutical corporations to shill poorly tested or totally nonfunctional drugs to unsuspecting patients
>circumcision
That oath only matters when it's time to cover their own asses with it.
>>344054426
>>344054426
HAHAHAHA SARCASTIC FUCK GONNA GET FUCKED
>>344054426
What did he do? This sounds like it could be a source of some good laffs
>SCREEE
>>344054556
/pol/ please.
>>344054565
>making fucking flyers
they don't do that
they pay for male atheletes to make softcore porn
>>344054452
DELETE THIS
>B-B-BUT MUH MSF AIDS ISIS MEMEBTFO
>>344054565
NO BECAUSE /v/ HAS THE MEMORY OF A FLY AND CAN ONLY MEME THE CURRENT MEMES NOT THE OLD MEMES
>>344054426
most likely he will still be able to come, just not to run or sit on the couch
>>344054426
WHAT HAPPENED
>>344054520
Same could be said for Christians/Catholics. It's in their bibles too. Except that they don't usually want to kill white people.
Was Ridley always this shrill?
GET OFF MY PLANET
REEEEEEEEE
>>344054513
i guess, people want to see it and this event is for everyone.
Wish it had more broken 3d games tho like sonic 06 just was and blitzfast shit like mirrors edge, which i'm biased since i run that too
>>344054565
Flyers never killed anyone, so no
>>344054495
plasma beam
>>344054632
you fucking cynic
>>344054426
So when you say "banned" you actually mean "not banned"
>>344054625
What do we even call this, meta-armchair wisdom from people who probably never been actually injured
>>344054639
awkward
pacifist run incentive got met but he didn't respect it, he kind of forgot and had to be reminded everyonce in a while
cringe
>>344054426
Oh, was that the faget who was running Bioshock?
>>344054565
No. MSF is bad and I want to think like an individual like the rest of /pol/ so I should probably just think what they think.
>>344054235
He's like Miles.
They're good, but only when they're kept quiet.
>>344054426
>offering an incentive and not following it is unacceptable in my eyes
So, the guy from BioShock is gonna get banned, too?
>>344054695
He's been this way since he discovered r9k
>>344054759
autism
>>344054426
>offering an incentive and not following it is unacceptable in my eyes
So the Bioshock guy also isn't coming back?
>>344053889
>lawd have mercy
>>344053982
>caduceus
>not asclepius
reeeee
>>344054373
As a licensed medical practitioner, bound by the solemn oath I signed as a graduate, yes I would. I would treat anyone who was in need of medical attention and who was within my capacity to treat.
>>344054632
Hippocratic oath was literally made so doctors dont tell medical secrets to non-doctors
There is a reason hipocrisy comes from the name
>>344054695
Only with the GBA garbage sound quality.
>>344054787
>US did it one time
That's right, guys. US never killed civilians on purpose ever.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467834778349.webm
>>344054426
Anyone have a vod? I want to see this trainwreck myself.
>>344054426
>Meanwhile guy who messed up the Bioshock incentive gets no repercussions because he's buddies with the event organizers
You have an entire board for this shit /pol/
>>344054684
Christian/Catholic religion mellowed the fuck out over thousands of years, their degree indoctrination is practically nonexistant today.
Muslim is practically unchanged from their uncivilized barbaric shit-eating ancestors.
>>344054684
>Same could be said
No, same can't be said. Muslims piss off EVERYONE they come in contact with.
Even Buddhists say Muslims have to be removed. How the fuck do you piss off a Buddhist?
>>344054491
>attacking the west
Hardly, most of the problem is just crazy muslims copycatting their MO. Even including them, the impact of their terror outside of the middle east is low. You're vastly more likely to die by the flu.
>>344054759
t. ahmed
>>344054518
>$4200 raised for a pacifist run
>doesn't do a pacifist run
he deserves to be banned
>>344054246
you should have heard him when they had one of the metroid prime developers in a call and he was on the couch
>>344054695
Of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h0IpjnByfs
>>344054426
VOD?
>>344054759
A guy rapes and kills your girlfriend, then gets in a car accident during his escape. Should he be allowed to see a doctor?
>>344054452
>shooting yourself in the foot this hard
They ain't very bright are they
>>344054824
>what were the crusades
>what is westboro baptist
>etc
/pol/ everyone. Also I'm playing devil's advocate. I don't align myself with political ideologies unless that's actually how I think.
Somebody alert Uyama. These guys are having fun!
Here's a donation message.
Greetings from a country. I've been watching since a previous year but this is the n-th time I've donated. Couldn't help but donate during the current game. Current game hype and blank the animals.
>ywn fuck your friend's mom while watching gdq
why live
>>344054520
I never said that mudslimes were good. Just that you are at the same level as them, just that you think you're on the "good side", while you keep doing the same.
>>344054809
He was able to show the bad ending cause he has a save file right before the final boss, and the final boss only take 3 minutes at the very most to beat.
Go for the donation incentive for Ty, he'd have to do the entire game again, which would greatly push back the schedule.
>>344054709
If it's brown, flush it down.
>>344054830
Thats very insulting to actual autists.
>>344054890
THIS GUY WANTS TO HELP NAZIS EVERYONE
EVERYONE THIS GUY IS NAZI LOVER HE WANTS TO SAVE NAZI LIVES
LITERALLY HITLER OVER HERE GUYS
These threads suck when america wakes up can't you keep your /pol/ memes in twitch chat
>>344054313
MODS
>>344054824
Even Libs admit that Islam is way worst. At least, the decent ones like Maher.
>tfw runners kind of hot
>>344055017
>>what were the crusades
a defensive war against jihad?
>>344054892
>Being this wrong.
yo niggas was silent hill 3 worth watching?
