Now: Sonic 06
Next: Metroid Zero Mission
Later: DKC3
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
NOW LOADING
Undertale when?
nth for Dax's sexy voice
WHEN RUNESCAPE
Can I get a list of words the cucks banned for "safety" in Twitch chat?
The ones I know are:
>Fat
>Cringe
>Triggered
If you reply to this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
MEMES
2
YOU!!!!!
I'm interested in this
Nth for L O A D I N G
>>344048636
why does dax sound like a 40 year old black guy
>Ducktales dev donates during a different game
Why would anyone do this?
KILL THE SAVED ANIMALS
Dax should voice Bulls in cuck hentais.
>loading simulator
So what happened during the Ty the Tasmanian Tiger run?
FEEL THE P A I N
What are the hot new memes of SGDQ 2016?
>no skybilz
>no big jon
>no trihex
>no caleb
>no darkspinesonic
>no mexican runner
>no sylux
>no shadowjacky
>no werster
>no vegeta running
>cosmo is a tranny
>>344048817
He was donating for Good Ending incentive. They lock incentives before the game starts.
>>344048842
SAVE THE FRAMES KILL THE MEMES!
Post yffw Chibi comes into SGDQ with an uzi and body armor.
best gdq run ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzs0dEE_9A4
>>344048817
A) Maybe he's busy later and can't watch live
B) He specifically donated for an incentive for the game
Is it true that most of the donations get pocketed by the organizers and don't go to charity?
i want a cute boy to watch sgdq with
STANDING
>>344048791Garnet?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467831416673.webmfucking sonic
All the bacon in the world couldn't save you now.
So what was the worst run so far?
>>344048889
>>344048875
source?
>>344048910
>implying he even has money to get there in the first place
>>344048791
Legit one of the best runs
>fun
>impressive skill from the runner
>it went to shit and wasn't the runner's fault
>sotn is just fun to watch
>>344048962
Ty.
>>344048857
>Donation incentive for pacifist run
>Target was a thousand or so
>Target met
>Runner ignores incentive and goes on a killing spree
>>344048962
Ty easily
>>344048753
Toby's finally taken notice of his autistic ways and is letting up his spoiler ban.
Hopefully agdq, 'cause those runs are actually pretty cool.
>>344048943
HERE I REALIZE
>>344048962
ty the tasmanian tiger
not even close, its even worse than the left4dead2 run last year
> 1 hour speedrun
> 20 minutes loading
why do they run this piece of shit?
>>344048889
Me on the right
>>344048890
>wanting to watch the same people who have done the same runs since 2012/2013
Part of the problem
>Is Elise really the one?
What did he mean by this?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467831486002.webm
>>344048857
$5000 pacifist incentive met, but the runner fucked up and realized his mistake and continued to fuck up, also lead programmer for the game donated and the runner continued to shit on the game's code he also fucked up early on
>>344048972
ESA
>>344049006
>>344049010
>>344049021
>>344049037
>he didnt even watch the bioshock run
if you think ty run was bad, wew lad
>>344048910
GIT OUTTA MAH HOUSE
MAH GDQ AIN'T MUCH BUT IT'S ALL I'VE GOOOT
>>344048753
Next AGDQ
why is runner so fucking proud of himself?
>everything i say i cannot stop laughing xD
>>344048957
>face cam getting smaller every year
>>344049006
>>344049021
>>344049037
What happened?
Best run so far?
Feels run is pretty high also
![6714f2ec74f208034c4479715bbd0ba5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SFX0UDq.jpg "6714f2ec74f208034c4479715bbd0ba5[1].jpg")
>>344048890
All according to keikaku
speedrunning will be finished
>>344048910
>doesn't know how to turn safety off
>forgot to load the gun anyway
>nobody reports him out of pity
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467831576890.webm
Do Sonic games still use the Hedgehog Engine?
I'd imagine taking the time to make and name an engine specifically for this hedgehog would be the one they use from here on out.
Guy in the middle of the couch is manspreading both the nerds to edges of the couch.
>>344049114
Good, this pussy dev needs to let go
>>344049132
Jedi Academy, SA2, Sonic 06 are candidates to me.
>>344048889
>>344049101
Bioshock run wasn't bad tho.
Ty was definetely bad as in a bad quality speedrun and not bad as in "i didn't like it so that means its bad"
Who is the guy with deep voice on the couch?
>>344049174
"OH BABY"
The commentary is pretty decent for this run.
>>344049082
r boi
hurry up and play dkc3
>>344049209
TAKE A BATH
>>344048962
All of them.
>>344049126
I fucking hope Twitch gets their head out of their asses and allows multiple views for streamer.
I'd be grateful to put the game on one screen and the facecam either on my other screen or off entirely.
>>344049131
there was a donation incentive for a pacifist run that was met, the runner ignored it and killed anyway. But to make up for it, he thought donating a dollar for every killer would make it ok. That's how big of a dickhead that guy was.
And he shit on the devs the whole run even after they donated $500 during the run.
>>344049240
>ignores and mocks donation incentive
>loads modded cutscene
>made pedo jokes multiple times
how is that not worse than ty
how come whenever a black guy appears on screen people have to spam the tirhard emote? they are ironically trying too hard to be racist.
>>344049131
$4000 donation incentive for pacifist run. He blatantly ignores it, says he couldn't go full pacifist anyway, and says he'll donate a whole dollar for every kill he does to make up for it.
Lead programmer donates mid run, he ignores it and then shits on the programming seconds later.
He ran the game for five years, and still played like shit. barely made his estimate.
Made snarky, asinine comments to donators mid-run.
Never shut the fuck up. Ever. Couch talked like twice.
>>344049082
>>344049187
I can feel the fun resonating from these webms
>>344049259
Sonic runs are usually pretty good.
>>344049101
bioshock was fine because the runner wasn't literally autistic
>>344049354
shut up
This is so entertaining, why aren't they doing Shadow and Silver's stories too? No glitches?
>>344049189
Yeah, but that's mostly a lighting/graphic engine. They use Havok.
>>344049354
Haven't you got some watermelon to steal?
DUDE
NICE
ARRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
GOTTA GO FAST
>That's never happened before
06 STRIKES AGAIN
DOOR STUCK
>>344049385
His Wolfenstein run was fucking boring though.
le sonic 06 face
And that's why Sonic 06 is bad lady and gents
what caused that i looked away for a sec
Fucking amazing.
>>344049403
Make me, bitch.
lol nice game retards
WHAT IS THIS?
ROLLING AROUND
>this has never happened before
this autist has ran like this game like 500 hours in his life, he's fucking lying
Sonic 06, even 10 years later, finds new ways to disappoint.
That getting stuck was amazing.
>>344049516
WHAT IS MY LIFE
>That's never happened before
I WANT TO BE A BIG GAY HEDGEHOG SPINNING FOREVER
>>344049508
Everyone share your favorite American Psycho quote
>>344049327
>>made pedo jokes multiple times
that's why. Also Ty
>completely ignored donation incentive
>whined constantly throughout the run
>insulted the devs the moment they donated
>didn't even play all that well.
holy shit
>>344049189
06 originally did, but then they got rights to the Havok engine and the idiots decided they had to utilize its ultra cool physics and spent half the game dev time working on Silver's Psychokinesis as opposed to sonic's speed and platforming, as well as game structure.
SONIC HE'S NUMBER ONE
THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!!
did anyone do a cum tribute?
>>344049435
Nope. Do you?
Am I ruining you guy's ebin racist maymays or soemthing?
>>344049586
I can do a thousand now
>>344049586
>>344049586
I have to take back some laser discs
What happened with Ty? I missed it.
>its a darkspinessonic has seen it before episode
>>344049703
Ah sorry I forgot you didn't understand proper English
Bix nood?
>>344049538
I've played MH3U for 530 hours and only a few weeks ago did I find out you could change the trim color of your armor.
>>344049727
idk why this made me laugh so hard
>>344049765
read
the
thread
>>344049586
>I'M HERE TO CHEW ASS
>>344049082
>tfw will never experience the 2013 agdq ever again
shoutout to ennopp who plays the piano at these parts
>>344049765
read the thread
>>344049586
You can leave nachos in the microwave for that long.
>>344049586
>Listen, John, I've gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.
>>344049858
special shout outs to keeta who always gives shout outs to ennopp during this cutscene
>we
>>344049765
Based runner told all those pussies where to shove it and did his own thing.
>>344049834
i'm starting ssa
singaporean speedster assembly
it's gonna be better than gdq and esa
![flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rbqy1gF.jpg "flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg")
>>344049354
even the guy in the emote doesn't mind
http://ask.fm/trihex/answers/119066915888
>>344049082
See this actually looks fun
Were the fuck is the fun in today?
>>344049963
is that eggman
>>344049586
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark
is it just me or did they rip off the Dragons Dogma soundtrack in Sonic06?
Pretty sure I just heard the Cassardis Theme in the middle of the "OST".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OxxlTgvydA
>>344049354
The same reason if anything resembling a cat appears they spam CoolCat
>There's a person who played this game for 7 years
3 of them gone wasted on loading screens.
>>344049082
That bonus stream was fucking legendary.
>>344049082
if you were to say the word 'faggot' on the stream today, you would be banned, quarted, hung, and fucking ate alive
have they been to back the game?
>>344050000
Yeah, but it's still fucking retarded.
>>344049971
>its a British nationalism episode
you can't get back in, chinese fags won't let you
>japanese runners cucking america twice in the same stream
ebin
>>344050013
>I'll get you sonic!
>>344050000
>quads
Well shit. I guess he really doesn't.
>>344050094
>>344049354
Why are you bothered by something so petty? Jesus, what a baby.
>>344050031
>Did they rip off a game made in 2009
Anon, think for a moment please. for your sake.
>>344049971
>singaporean speedster assembly
Singaporeans are funny as fuck. I hope this is real.
vid related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOpkRX17ZUY
It feels like the runner and black shirt guy have mixed up their voices
>>344049082
>so much fun
Why did it have to end /v/?
>>344050000
Quads confirm
The Ratchet & Clank run this year was amazing
What was the run where it was updating to windows 10 in the middle of it?
>>344050054
How the fuck would anyone be alive after being hung and quartered
>>344050031
>did they rip off the Dragons Dogma soundtrack in Sonic06?
Did you really just ask that?
>>344049403
lewd
moar
The music of this game does not deserve to be this good.
>>344050094
>twitch chat
wow you dont say
>>344050223
bioshock
NEVER
EVER
>>344050031
Sonic 2006
>>344049354
nigger
>>344049586
..where there was nature and earth, life and water, I saw a desert landscape that was unending, resembling some sort of crater so devoid of reason and light and spirit that the mind could not grasp it on any sort of conscious level and if you came close the mind would reel backward, unable to take it in. It was a vision so clear and real and vital to me that in its purity it was almost abstract. This was what I could understand, this was how I lived my life, what I constructed my movement around, how I dealt with the tangible. This was the geography around which my reality revolved: it did not occur to me, ever, that people were good or that a man was capable of change or that the world could be a better place through one's taking pleasure in love or kindness. Nothing was affirmative, the term "generosity of spirit" applied to nothing, was a cliche, was some kind of bad joke. Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire-meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathy, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt anymore. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. Surface, surface, surface was all that anyone found meaning in...this was civilization as I saw it, colossal and jagged...
>>344050245
Are you underage? Sonic games always have great music. Even if the gameplay is absolute shit, everybody expects excellent music.
PC PORT BEGGING LIVE
>>344050245
Sonic music is inversely proportional to how good the game is.
Also best speedkill coming uo.
>>344050205
same reason everything good ends
money
>>344050189
I am not a baby. You don't even even have to reply to my posts. And why everybody so negative on site? Why do you enjoy insulting people? Are you depressed or something.
MASAKA!?
Why did they start calling Robotnik as Eggman in the games?
>that voice
could it be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbhJG0sogQ
>>344050356
Sega in general is known for their music above all else. The one thing Nintendo will never trump them in.
what
>>344049586
...there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Harvard) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this-and I have, countless times in just about every act I've committed-and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant nothing...
>that final boss
>>344050415
NA-NANI?
>yfw it's not over
C H O K E D
H
O
K
E
D
>>344050430
He was always Eggman in Japan.
Robotnik was a SoA thing.
>>344050430
localization mishaps in adventure or something
>>344050000
>TriHard = EBT Cards Accepted For Turbo (no space)
kek
>>344050430
Robotnik was an American thing
DENIED FAGGOT
![250px-The_Dark_Brotherhood[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bJxdd57.jpg "250px-The_Dark_Brotherhood[1].jpg")
>>344050370
>>344050356
Well anon...there are exceptions...
NO FUN ALLOWED
>ridiculously ahead of schedule
>they don't want glitch expos
>literally begging to show more shitty sonic on stream
GIVE THEM THE TIME YOU FUCKS
THESE PEOPLE SAVED THIS TRAINWRECK OF A SHOW
>wait 1 minute to get an okay for a 30 second thing..
>>344050430
Robotnik is eggman grandfather, he died, eggman took place.
>>344050430
It was allways Eggman to begin with
>>344050460
>>344050415
EHH NANDATTE
>>344050430
Sega of America were a pretty dumb company
>the Saturn is not our future
>literally begging like a child
sonic fags are the worst
>>344049586
>"check these dubs" was my favorite part
>LITERALLY HAD TO FUCKING BEG THEM TO DO A LITTLE BIT OF FUN
END SGDQ
END IT
DISMISS IT, ITS ALL CANCER
>>344050036
and he's black.
>Room pressures the staff into doing it
Good. Fuck the GDQ staff.
run was so good, who runs this shitty sgdq fucking retards
wew finally gave them time jesus christ
>10 minutes under estimate
>We don't have time
What the fuck is this ?
this sonic shit was so good
please let them show more
He was under estimate why isn't there time?
![tumblr_nlc06lQsnt1tdpa0no1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2a23aZZ.gif "tumblr_nlc06lQsnt1tdpa0no1_500[1].gif")
>>344050504
>>344050461
But it was a great run and I want to see more
look at those blacks
>They skipped the Robotnik escape scene
>below estimate by 10 minutes
>not enough time to show a 30 sec trick
literally no fun allowed
>9 min before estimate
>had to beg to do a quick trick
>>344050504
I immediately regret my statement.
GOD BLESS THE CROWD AND THE MAN FOR HAVING BALLS TO KEEP THE BOX ALIVE
something autistic
>have amazing run
>initially deny glitch request
Nah, fuck you GDQ.
>30 seconds
>but 2 minutes of loading screens
BANNED FOR LIFE
>>344050460
KISAMA!
Staff BTFO
>denying a good runner who put on a fun show the chance to show off one trick thatd take 30 seconds
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
>>344050480
>>344050491
>>344050430
fun fact: robotnik in slavic languages means a physical labour worker
>they weren't actually going to give them the extra time even though they were under estimate
>romscout (oldboi) biffed a memerun and wasted 10 extra minutes
epic
>>344050541
unn, nandemonai.
>its 10 minutes under estimate
>still get denied
No fun allowed, at least the audience managed to pressure in.
>>344050430
American localization. Which was retarded back then.
wow the box that levitates, seen it a billion times
>runner, couch, and crowd blew the no fun brigade the fuck out
I wonder if he realizes he'll never be allowed to run a game at a GDQ again
>begging to have fun
GDQ is officially dead
NO TIME, WE HAVE TO GET IN MORE INTERVIEWS, AND SHOW AN EMPTY ROOM FOR15 MINUTES WHILE WE READ GENERIC DONATION COMMENTS
>>344050503
>>344050529
>>344050531
>>344050561
B
T
F
O
Sonic always wins, baby
How does that even work?
QUALITY CHINK PROGRAMMING
>>344050665
NANISORE
That reminds me of the rocket chest in OoT
sick. fun run
Best run of SGDQ 2016. Way to go, Sonicfags. You saved this piece of shit marathon.
>>344050716
his planet needs him dude
>>344050716
First you take shit codding, add a little of senseless physics and finish it with a incomplete game.
Damn I'm bummed, arrived just for the last boss.
>>344050716
Good engines do that to your game
>>344050716
spin creates a low pressure zone above the crate that suctions it upward
METROID P[RIME MUSIC
>>344050561
It's okay when you are as cute as runner
>Finished 10 minutes early
>Denied
And here I though last year was nazi shit.
>>344050756
Go on
Never heard of this
That was a good speedrun.
>half the audience gets up to go back to the cuckparty
>>344050597
you got to have time to shill products and read donations brude.
>>344050679
Damn it sure is a good thing that everyone in the world has also seen the exact same videos you have!
SA2 and 06 were great. Quality shit for once.
Sonic saves speedrunning again
>use a normal move while standing on a box
>start ascending
How do you even
>>344050732
Japan is actually shit at programming. They only care about making loli character models in their games.
>>344050716
The spinning creates negative air pressure which generates lift. It's actually possible in real life, it's the same way a helicopters rotors work. Only Bruce Lee has actually managed it though.
When the fuck are they going to reduce set up times? Also NO FUN ALLOWED
Rate that run/10
>engaging, fun runner that has actually shit to say
>couch crew that sprinkles ingame knowledge along with running knacks in
>a little bit of banter without degenerating into memeing
This is how this shit has to go down.
