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>"just wait til midnight in your timezone, goy" they said
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>>344027462
Download the apk, spergmeister.
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your fault for being an autist
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>>344027551
just fuck my shit up senpai
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>Tfw there's a million paras around your house

Wheres this fucking pigeotto? This app is fucking fun. Holy shit.
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how do i adjust my geographical location so i dont actually have to go outside?
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>>344027814
>living in chigago, have to stay clear of actual high level armed Hitmon-niggers in the tall grass to play the game
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>>344028024
It's in the hidden developer menu. But you'll have to keep changing it over and over. Take a walk fat ass
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>>344027751
then you have no one to blame but yourself
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Jesus this should be a guide for how to not launch an app

The least thing they could do is send out a small tweet saying "oh hey guys pogo is out in aus and NZ btw, if you're not in those countries you're Sol"
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You're not missing anything, though
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>>344028126
>exposing autism to the world
ill keep my pokego in privacy ty
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>>344028158
i changed to the australian store and got it but now they locked the regions themselves on gps

at least i got the starter
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So why do the fucking upside-down niggers get it first?
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as cool as this seems, it's a horrible idea to walk around pointing my phone in public, people will get angry and give you looks, this would have been a million times better without AR. Is there an option to disable that?
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>>344028273
>implying normies wont be all over this shit themselves screaming LOL PIKACHU DAE to themselves
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>>344027462
When is the game coming out in france ?
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>>344028393
There is literally an AR switch when you find a Pokemon
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>>344028393
I think the button in the top right of the HUD during a pokemon capturing can turn it off.
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>actually wanting to play this piece of shit

good job /v/, keep encouraging them like you did with amiibos and miitomos. soon youll have zero real games and all mobile shovelware from nintendo.
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>>344027551
Link?
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>>344028338
The original speculation was that the app would become available at midnight in each region but now that it's 10:30 am where I am I doubt that they're releasing this with an actual plan
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>>344028515
Never, France surrendered their rights to Pokémon Go.
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>>344028515
good, installing this shit now so i havent seen the interface yet
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Okay so literally what stops Nintendo from enabling this in all countries? Even downloaded manually it works locally.

Fucking shills m8.
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>>344028338
They're already hiding for buff ass kangaroos, what perfect place to test it then a bunch of nomads?
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>>344028546
No, Pokémon.
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So did the anon who went out to a guetto at 2am tonight to catch a jigglypuff made it out alive?
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>>344028074
The 'pay attention to the world around you' warning is real
>Tfw summer I'm socal
>tfw trekking through some back hills to the library which happens to be a pokecenter (Fucking awesome game idea)
>tfw avoiding irl ekans, and stray hungry Growlith
WHERES MY GOOGLE GOGGLES VERSION? THIS SHIT IS OFF THE HOOK
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>>344028653
>Tonight
I don't know, let's wait and see.
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>>344028589
Server limitations, the whole planet downloading and running the game at the same time could cause major issues.Happens with video game launches all the time.
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>They started banning players in other countries
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>>344027462
It's like the miitomo shit!
nintendo only released it for a couple of countries first... This is bullshit.
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>>344028589
it isnt being released by the japs this time
its some american jews from a startup company from google
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>>344027462
Got mine senpai off of apk. Android best droid.
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>>344027462
Dont bother, it is literally the worst game I have played in years

Im not joking or being overzealous, I mean there are many shitty games I avoided because they looked shit, but this looked okay until you play it.

It has no gameplay, an the core attraction of finding pokemon is boring as shit because its massively predictable and insanely grindy. Having to walk down to my park every single day for the next week just so I can level up 1 pokemon so I can put him in a gym where you AFK fight is fucking horrid game design. Not to mention you have to stop and stand still and throw you ball in the most pointless minigame of all time unless you dish out $35 for the shitty wrist attachment.

Now maybe they will update it and make it a real game, but I seriously doubt it, this looks like they will it after release.
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>Fight for control over gyms
>meet up idk and fight to protect your gym with your gym bros
FUCKYES
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>>344028542
You haven't even played it anon. It's fucking free.
I haven't spent a cent and i have 12 Pokemon and 50 fucking pokeballs.
Kill yourself
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>>344028831
Source?
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>>344029053
>You mean you actually have to get up and walk to play this game? UNINSTALLED!
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>>344028796
>>344028915
But it's not. Nintendo never releases anything outside America and Japan. Miitomo isn't in Scandinavia. Most countries here don't even fucking have a silhouette in street passing, despite requiring nothing but the shape of the country itself due to lack of states.

It's fucking retarded.
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>>344029024
Link?
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>>344028074
Don't get burnt into a poke pack
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>>344028757
>tfw you will have to go to hawaii or iceland to catch a magmar
>tfw you will have to go to the fucking tibet or the andes to catch an articuno
>tfw you will have to go to cemeteries and shit to catch a ghost types
>tfw you will have to go to USA to catch a snorlax
>tfw you will have to go to africa to catch a mankeys and primeapes
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>>344029024

>Squirtle Candy
>Stardust

What?
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>>344029163
https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=pokemon+go+bans
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>>344029053
Did you seriously not know anything about this game other than it's name?
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How's the combat?
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Post pokemons in your area
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>>344029256
Not that anon but i got you pokebro.
https://m.apkpure.com/apk-downloader
Set the search to aus(at the bottom of the list)
Search for porkermon go
Have fun

Idk about other anons but I havr ti log in with my google account, I tried making two different accounts with the game's register thing but it kept giving me errors.
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>only gen 1 pokes
and here thinking that I was missing out on smartphones
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>play store says all of my devices are incompatible
>download apk
>crashes after niantic logo
kill me
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there's a ho-oh here somewhere but i dont wanna leave my house...and i run at the gym, outside is gross
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>>344029126
>click to battle
>meeting up with gym bros/ meeting a bunch of other retards to play with your phones together in public
>pokemon app game
no
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>>344029357
I caught a snorlax under a bridge near my house
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>All the gyms are in the ghetto

I knew Pokemon was going to kill me at some point
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>>344029418
only thing im seeing is people talking about the beta releases
plus the "guys dont download it theyll ban you source: my ass"

until we see a fucking ban message im gonna keep playing
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>>344029426
It's pokemon, the combat hasn't changed in 2 decades
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>>344029552
Do you realize how long it would take to model and code all those extra pokemen? They've already confirmed that they'll add more in future updates
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>>344029552
go back to your overpriced portable, hiatashi nagasaki-san
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So what exactly is the draw of this?
It seems more like a gimmick than anything else
I'd relaly just rather wait for Sun/Moon
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>>344029628
Don't think it's Ho-Oh man. It's probably Fearow.

I thought the same thing.
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>>344029187
>Nintendo never releases anything outside America and Japan.

This isn't even remotely true.
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>live in America, home of baseball, apple pies, Elvis Presley, and the Whopper
>don't even have the fucking Pokemon app which Aussies got over half a day ago
reeeee
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>>344029434
>eevee
NIGGA GO
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>>344029720
Well then what the fuck else have they been doing because everything else in this game looks like recycled code from their last game.
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I don't go outside like from a year ago.

Can i catch pokemons in my home?
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>>344029753

No character creation
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>>344029667
there were some guy saying all of las vegas pokestops were inside casinos and shit
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I never in my whole life thought owning an iPhone in the US would make me feel like I'm in a fucking third world nation.

And yet, here I am...
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>>344029776
Oh, lame, even less of a reason to walk all the way over there now lol I work 25 miles away, maybe i'll find some pokemans tomorrow
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>>344029720
>Do you realize how long it would take to model
All the models are already made, they're just using the X and Y models.
>and code
Considering they are far less complex than Pokemon in the main line games I doubt it would take that long.
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>>344029720
all of the pokemon ARE already modeled and coding wouldn't be that much harder
unless they're building all of them from scratch just for some smartphone app
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>This app is incompatible with all your devices
Fair enough, saves me walking around like a retard looking like i'm recording a video.
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>>344029869

No fatboy, you have to actually go outside and do shit.
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>>344029828
Its in the middle of the park. Getting it on my run later
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>>344029869
few but some atleast, if they didnt appeal to spergs like you it would be a financial mistake
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>>344027751
create an australian account
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is this shit destroying anybody elses battery? galaxy S5 here
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>>344028589
>expecting quality from Niantic
Have you ever played Ingress?
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>>344030010
yes
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>go outside
>get mugged by lebs
fug
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>>344027462
>Pokemon Go Plus bracelets all sold out
God fucking damn it.
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>>344029434
It seems to fluctuate. Im just at home and at 7am there was nothing and now at 9 there's a Rhydon somewhere nearby
>>344029753
It's free
>it's a gimmick
When is it not?
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>>344029906
>tfw at least you didnt fell for the Windows Phone meme
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>>344030010
Its an issue devs are working on
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>>344029906
>>344030008
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>>344029434

Get that oddish buttplug.

Vileplume is VilePerfect.
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>>344030010
It uses your GPS, of course it's raping your battery.

Iphone users are especially fucked, their battery's tend to degrade much faster.
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>>344029186
I have no issues with that, the issue is its poorly done

>>344029424
I knew everything there was to know and I was still disappointed

Its shallow as fuck
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>>344029808
>they cant
>be bothered
>to draw the shape
>of my country
>for fucking street pass

They're limiting their sales half the time and you'd know if you weren't a babysat american.
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>>344029053
It was some horrible wasted potentital

They really needed to add more stuff like trading, battles and chat with people nearby.
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>>344029720

Actually curious. How long would it take on average to make and animate a model?
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>>344029357

>tfw you'll have to go to Israel to capture Meowth
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>>344030010
It's very similar to Ingress, in which because everything is server-side, your phone needs to have GPS constantly on, draining battery.

I think that Pokemon GO is draining more battery than Ingress though, since the player, and even the Pokemon are in 3D.
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>Try downloading the APK from a link someone posted here last night
>9.6 kb/s download speed
>Nine point fucking six kilobytes per second
Anyone else got a better place to download it from?
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>>344029358
They're basically this game's 'resource'. You get the dust by just catching mons, but you get the candies for specific pokemon by catcing those pokemon again.
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>>344029635
Enjoy your basement
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>>344030185
Probably not long at all, they ripped them from the handheld games
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>>344030204
When mine finished downloading it wasn't complete, it was only part of the file. Took me half an hour to download 58MB, fucking retarded.
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>>344030010
>unplug phone
>take a 10 minute walk
>battery went from 100% to fucking 8%
this shit is a battery black hole fampire
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>>344028338
Soft launching.
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>>344028627
>"let's get the prisoner country to test out the real life dangers of this app before we allow the first world countries to use it"
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>>344030204
yes i do
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Wait so what exactly does the wristband do that couldn't be handled by phone notifications?
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>>344029885
Speaking as someone who lives in vegas, it would make sense.
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>>344030430
Just like Ingress.
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>>344030471
free mobile advertising
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>>344030384
Really? Took me about 5 seconds.
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>>344029983
I'm not fat, I'm just anti-social ;_;
>>344030006
Looks like the apk doesn't work... Well, maybe someday.
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>>344030498

I was so hyped on Ingress and then it was just a retard-fest.
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>>344030471
Cost 35 dollars
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also, if you dont have incense anymore (used them) whats the rate of wild mons coming to you? So far I've used them both and i've just been sitting here letting them come to me but whats going to happen in 1 minute?
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>>344029126
>>Fight
Aha, no

>Go to a gym
>Beat the other player by swiping left or right to dodge with whatever pokemon, doesnt matter what you pick you cant lose
>Your pokemon now sits there
>If it lasts 20 hours you get stuff, if not you get nothing
>Lose inevitably because there is nothing you can do to stop someone walking up and winning

I beat someones 110 Rhyhorn with a 40 Sandshrew, a few hours later someone came and beat out my Sandshrew.

Not that I will, but I would have to slog it all the way back just to have a minuscule chance at that reward after 20 hours by beating out someone else and hoping no one else comes and beats me. Its "fighting" is shit.
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>>344030441
>"Abos are animals anyways...let them lose their souls."
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>>344029024
That's a big squirtle.
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>>344030662
It's not so much that they come to you, that they seem to spawn near enough that your little circle hits them just enough.
Ive walked around to a grass thing and had it disappear like 8 or 9 times now. That's what's bothering me.
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>>344030471
You can click the button on it to instantly capture any pokemon near you/collect items

Then it uploads it to your phone with BT

So it takes an already lazy as fuck snoozefest game and makes it easier. Of course if you wanted to win you can just pay real money and do it that way too. Expect all gyms to be impossible to beat in a few weeks.
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>>344029635
>play with your phones together in public
As if you ever do anything in public, or go outside yourself
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>>344030571

Shut up fat boy.
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is there a way to fake a gps location from home so i dont have to kill my phone every time i go outside
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>>344030662
0%

The spawn points are set in place, if you dont have one in your house you will never be able to capture pokemon there except with incense

>>344030918
I tried, it doesnt work on android for me.
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So lucky patcher doesn't work on this just like pokemon shuffle
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>>344030290
enjoy your countless awkward encounters with people over a kids phone game

I usually dislike the amount of cynicism on this board, but is /v/ really falling for this meme of a game?
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>>344030726
Going to take a trip to the amazon rainforest or something and claim all the gyms and just sit back at home earning the fruits of my labor
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>>344030850

Can you battle friends? Like is it also fucking Pokemon?
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first non starter I got was DUDEWEEDLE
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>>344030953
well fuck the jews thats so gay. Lucky faggots with spawnpoints in their homes i swear.
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>>344030170
You sound jealous. Sorry nobody cares about your shithole country.

But let's be real, you guys don't have enough money to be worth the time anyway.
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>>344030965
>awkward encounters
back to facebook, normalfag
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>>344030882
kek i do but when its to do something worth going out for like play sports, not hold my phone up to the air and get excited like a mongoloid
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>>344030990
No. You can only gym fight. There is no friends list.

>>344031026
Its worse than that, item/pokemon spawn points are also infinite

So for us suckers who dont have any spawn points at home there is literally nothing you can do while at home in the game. But people with spawn points can farm from home whenever they want.

They need to do some massive changes; first is that all players should attract pokemon over time regardless of where you are so even if you are not playing actively you can fucking do something while at home. Even if its 1 an hour it would be a reason to turn the game on.
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>tfw phone is so shit i cant even load past the developer screen it lags so hard that even the lock button stops working
get an android they said
its better then iphone they said
i guess theres a reason they dont cost 600$
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>>344030726
Most of your complaint seems to fall under having to move. I'm sorry about that.
There's three gyms around me that are on my way to either work or someone's house. So that's not an issue, and if that's all the fighting is then it sounds like it's less to go get involved in and seems a lot more casual. Seeing how it's a mobile game, I don't see the problem.
The game mentioned something about teams and working to control a gym, so it sounds like that cold be a big thing you'd need to get into too.
You didn't expect a 1:1 battle mechanic lift, did you?
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>>344031208
>lucky fucks can just farm

so my battery is being melted here just because while these faggots just sit there farming inf shit. Wonderfuck.
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>All these people bitching about how they have to leave home to play a MOBILE game.

Holy shit hahahahahaha no shit dumbass. It's just like Ingress.
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>>344031253
>epic movement meme!
Stop reading there. Shitpost memes all you want but you just proved you didnt read or understand anything I said.
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>>344031226
Get one that isn't shit.
>>344030965
You're trying too hard.
>>344031208
It's like I can hear your neckbeard through the text.
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>>344031403
The vast majority of people play mobile games when they're on the shitter.
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>>344031253
>The game mentioned something about teams and working to control a gym
You drop your pokemon off there and thats it. There is no teamplay, communication or even friends chat. You cant even battle once to take control, you can only battle to take control off others.

So hilariously if you 'win' and take control of all gyms near you (or if no one else plays), you will never get the chance to fight.
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>>344030010
Hasn't done much to the battery, but it keeps overloading my phone's storage every half hour by claiming that the app takes 400+Gb of space.

Anyone else getting this?
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>>344027462
Will this run on my ancient Galaxy S2?
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>>344031529
Please fucking explain to me how its fair that some people get free access to finite pokemon and items in their own homes and others dont
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>>344031448
You can have tried to read it. I get you dont like the battle system, but it's awfully early to be so judgemental on a system you didn't fully utilise.
>Getting this mad over a free app
What is wrong with you?
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Anyone have a apk link?
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>>344030803
Yeah. I was laughing when i saw it was an XL
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>>344031657
>expecting a logical answer from a Nintenyearold
He will no doubt defend it to the death.
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>>344031657
Fair and random are so far removed from each other.
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>>344031658
>but it's awfully early to be so judgemental on a system you didn't fully utilise.
Iv played the battles for 3 hours you naive cunt, dont tell me I cant make a valid opinion on something iv seen every single aspect to

You blatantly havnt even played the game.
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>>344031318
i havent seen a pokemon in hours since i got the doduo and oddish in my home

also are you supposed to be able to get 2 starters? found a bulba after i got the charmander
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Playing this on a coastal home is great
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>>344031828
>also are you supposed to be able to get 2 starters?
You lucked out son
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>>344031787
Nothing random about it, developers made it so half the players get fucked and the other half doesnt.
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>>344030803
For you
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>>344031657
Anon do you not leave the house at all? I'm in a similar position, go outside. Its not like you literally have to be the very best there ever was. It's a mobile game, most likely designed to get your dosh to come extent. Ease up a bit.
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>No plans to support x86

What did they mean by this
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>tfw britbong

I'll get all the boring bush-league pokemon, ratatas, pidgeys etc
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>>344031787
Uh oh, better watch out. Some summerfriend is going to try and explain to you how the random chance is equal for everyone so it's fair.
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>>344031960
>Well I dont want them to improve the game!
You're a moron.
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>Middle tennessee
>Bulbasaur, Caterpie, Weedle, Pidgey, Spearow, Ratatta, Venonat, Venomoth, and Poliwhirl are everything I've caught so far
>Just like real life its nothing but frogs, bugs, rats, and birds
>Won't be surprised if my next mon is Ekans
But hey, at least Venomoth is my favorite pokemon
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>went on a walk this morning
>then an hour long bike ride around noon
>considering going for another walk this evening
why is this shit working
fuck
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>>344031802
>You blatantly havnt even played the game.
That's funny anon I was going to accuse you of the same thing. Sorry you didn't have a good time :(
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>>344031997
>>tfw britbong
>I'll get all the boring bush-league pokemon, ratatas, pidgeys etc
But didn't they say that Pokemons would be totally random and not related to the area?
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>>344028273
>To fat to reach his door
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Holy dicks 8th the game out? I live out in the country this is going to be rad as fuck
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>>344032101
Sorry you wont either, the moment you get your hands on it you'll be here proving me right posting the same issues I just pointed out
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>>344028074
You're really trying to coin that term hard you faggot.
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>>344029457
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/

XL Squirtle anon here, i used that one. Apperently they are banning people. anyone confirm?
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>>344032141
Location and weather both change the spawn rates. You might walk down to a river if you're trying to catch magikarps, for instance.
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>>344032018
Already happened friend-o. gotta love this place.
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>>344032101
>>344031960
>they actually dont want to see the game improve at all
>>>/vp/

Get out
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So are you forced to buy pokeballs with real money?
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Who /teamvalor/ here?
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>>344032331
Na, you can get some from playing

But it will limit you massively if you dont pay
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>>344032331
No. Literally go to pokestops and they give you like 3-5 pokeballs after each visit.
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>>344030727
>Abos
>Phones
Murrikan detected
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who here /notpayingforfuckingdata/
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>>344032331
You get a few when you level up, when you visit hotspots, and start with 50.

Shouldn't need to buy them, unless you're a terrible shot and play entirely from your couch.
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>>344032238
Who knows I'm still logging in/out every so often to see if the spawns move around and dicking around
>>344032193
I legit think you're just shit posting btw
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>>344032331
You can walk down to pokestops and get a few for free I believe. It's pretty important how close you live to one. If you live AT a pokestop, fuck, you could get whale-tier resources for free.
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Fuck me this shit is all in a graveyard. Felt like an asshole walking around taking gyms while there was funeral going on.
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>>344032331
You can get a couple from poke spots, which seem to become reusable after a while as I got some from one then went back later and got more. Other than that I think you have to buy them.
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>>344028648
sauce?
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>>344032363
I didn't know there were three teams.

I'm going with red of course.
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>>344032440
Who here third world country?
Oh its you.
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How's Pokemon shuffle?
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>>344032472
Get any ghost types?
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How do you join a team?
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Who here
/devicenotsupported/
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>>344032472
>tfw you can't just walk through one area and hit up 18 pokestops every day
>tfw you have to pay for the game because you live in gohio
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>>344032463
>I legit think you're just shit posting btw
Yes anon, im totally shitposting by posting valid flaws about the game that need to be fixed and pointing out you have no clue what you are talking about since you obviously havnt played.

Outstanding logic. Fuck off.
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>>344029024
But when it comes to the US play store won't you lose your progress
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>>344032638
Get to level 5
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>>344032672
Its saved to whatever google spy- i mean account you log in with
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>>344032472
>while there was funeral going on
top kek

theres a local church that has 15 fucking ingress portals

might go hit that place up after work and see whats up with pokemon

also, kind of mad

>school behind my apartment complex
>literally the entrance is a wall jump away
>pokecenter marked on the other fucking side of campus

I CAME SO CLOSE TO SITTING AT HOME WITH A POKECENTER

so close to not even moving ;_;

KIND OF FLUSTERED DESU
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can i play it on android 4.3? galaxy s3
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>>344029434
lost out on a Growlithe thanks to spastic beaner roaming data
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>>344032672
this isnt 2001 anymore anon

only shiity games like iMob are based on your phones hardware

this shit links up to a google account so you're good on whatever device
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>>344032291
>THEY
BUT IT WAS JUST ME, ANON
>HE WANTS BETTER GAME PLAY BUT MAKES ZEROSUGGESTIONS OTHER THAN 'IM A LAZY FAT ASS, WHY ISNT THIS GAME CATERING TO ME?!'
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Had to walk through a playground full of children and parents to get to a gym. Got some weird looks from parents.
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Can you find legendary pokemon? I'd love to know the conditions for finding a fucking Deoxys
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>install APK
>aw yeah i beat the system
>"Oour servers are experiencing issues, please come back later!"

FUCK
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Is there any way I can trick niantic into thinking my house is a tourism destination? I don't even play the game, I just want to lure some neckbeard in my house so I can finally kill someone legally again.
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>>344029906
I'm brazilian and I got my Squirtler
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

I'm going to Rio find some Jynx
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>>344033014
Iirc they're distributed through events
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>>344032672
you can also either sign up with your google account or sign up with club pokemon
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>>344032363
VALORFAGS GO HOME
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>>344033014
only genwun pokemon right now

don't know about legendaries
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>>344032972
He gave suggestions. You ignored them.

Shoo shitposter. Shoo.
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>>344032668
Disliking a mechanic does not make the mechanic flawed. Shitposting filler, Hurhur.
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>>344029357
I already have a mankey and I live in the us
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>>344032034
Sounds like the Cookeville area.

I'm east of Knoxville just waiting for it to hit the store. Figure I'll get the same kind of mons in the mountains here.
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>>344033014
deoxys is confirmed to only be located at area 51
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>tfw have a samsung galaxy s3 that can only go up to 4.3
>don't have a micro sd card I can use to download a thing to make it go to 4.4
>tfw can't play pokemon go and be the best there ever was
P-promise me you'll all become pokemon masters for me
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>>344032972
Heres a suggestion; real fucking pokemon battles
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>>344029434
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>>344033303
whats your name anon, i'll name a pokemon after you
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>>344033229
Actually not cookeville
>Middle Tennessee
>Lebanon
>Pokestops are a civil war slave house in the town square, a statue of a soithern Civil War hero, a Graveyard next to walgreens, and the Don Fox community park
>Game doesn't recognize my neighborhood or any neighborhood for a mile
>roads stop like a quarter mile from my house in the game

Knoxville is probably in a worse state I would assume. But hey, maybe since its in the mining area you can find machop and diglet and shit
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Okay, no joke now guys

When
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Anyone can't connect???
"Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."

FUCK
U
C
K
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>incapable of a worldwide release in the year 2016

what a fucking joke
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I have enough rattata candies to level up, but litterally all of my rattata's are <40 CP. Should I wait to find a better one (I'm level 4) or is that pokemon just universally shitty in the wild? I noticed the rarer pokemon tended to have better CP.
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>>344033303
what's the model number my man
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>>344033438
>a statue of a soithern Civil War hero
who?
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>>344033014
It'd be great if Legendaries were only found in very specific but relevant locations in the world, would generate a lot of interest and people searching for more of them
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pretty fun desu

tfw me and me mate ran into other dudes playing it
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>>344030204
Go to apkpure and use one of the hosting sites
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>>344033337
But that's awful. Why would you buy the actual Pokemon game then? Gotta corporate up, anon.
>>344033148
He gave one and it was not wanting to be a fatass.
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>>344033561
Yeah, my Rattatas are all sub 20 but I caught an Exeggcute that was over 70cp.
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>>344033438
True that. Lot of lakes too.

Very interesting. You need to take a trip to Nashville and see what's in the city.
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>>344033392
Martin
>>344033571
It's an i9300 I believe but i've already tried downloading the apk and get a parsing error which is supposed to be because I don't have the right version
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>>344033636
You seem pretty experienced. How do I know what moves are the best? How do I weigh moves vs CP when decided which pokemon to evolve?
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There's like 5x as many pokestops as there are Pokemon around me, the app only works while it's open, even at minimum brightness with all other apps closed it eats a full charge in like 2 hours, my strongest Pokemon is a goddamn paras
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Any shiny pokemon?

If im going to a grindfest at least put the fucking shinies
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>>344033660
>He gave one and it was not wanting to be a fatass.
ironic since youre the fat ass

His change would make it more interactive not less moron
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>>344029434
Wew, looking good right now.
Anyone else /Charleston/ here?

How close do you have to be to use a Pokestop? I can see 3 from my house but they're too far, and they're all not where I usually walk.
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>>344033594
Robert H. Hatton
Confederate General
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Rate my luck these ones were catched in my room, there is not a single pokestop nor gym in my town though
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>>344033660
>Why would you buy the actual Pokemon game then?
Holy shit youre an actual fucking shill

Fuck off and die
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>>344030008
>>344030120
You need a payment method valid in Australia to make an account or change regions.
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>>344033776
Not him but it doesnt matter. You cant lose fights if you dodge.
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>>344027551
it stopped working, you can install it and choose your first pokemon, but after that the map is empty on the regions it wasn't release.
yesterday it was working fine though.

http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
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>>344030170
>Not wasting resources distributing to some shithole country with a tiny population and as backward import laws and fees they wouldn't make any money in
Not seeing the problem. Go live somewhere else.
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>>344033881
His suggestion was
>let me sit around and get like 1 Pokemon an hour
How is that more active? Did we enter old/b/ troll physics territory?
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>>344033746
regardless of what you do you'll probably need a micro sd card, you can get them off newegg for cheap, don't get chink shit

you can also try cyanogen but that is pretty in depth
http://download.cyanogenmod.org/?device=i9300&type=snapshot
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>>344033551
>wanting a world wide release so the servers crash and you can't play for hours anyway

Good plan
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I downloaded the APK, this game is pretty fun so far.

Also >tfw gym right outside my house

feels good mane
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How the fuck do I find pokemon?

It says theres a Pinsir nearby but I dont know where to go because I'm in a big neighborhood where its just a shit ton of houses so theres no gyms or stops around me
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jelly?
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>>344033894
>How close do you have to be to use a Pokestop? I can see 3 from my house but they're too far, and they're all not where I usually walk.
Had to be relatively close, as in the icon is near your radar pulse ring. I've got 4 within a couple blocks, but couldn't reach any just at home. Went out and visited each, basically had to walk up to the sign/monument/etc. to register.
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>throw pokeball at charmander
>screen is stuck on pokeball
did the game crash?
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Cool tech demo. Not a great game.

Needs more everything.
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>>344033746
>>344034210
i would try updating off samsung's website first

you might try a mini-usb to usb cord to hook it up to your computer and run the updater software they probably have on their website, should be an exe that you can run that updates the phone if it's connected
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>>344034305
Hello R3ddit!
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>>344034305
Come on anon, you gotta try harder than that
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anyone wants?
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>>344033776

Sorry man, I haven't gotten into a battle yet. Would love to know about that stuff too.
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