Why does picking up coins heal Mario?
he's jewish
>>344022864
It's another way to make them a desirable pickup, and the new health system needs some way to recover damage
They're chocolate coins, he eats em
>>344023019
The why is it that he can only carry 255 coins max?
>>344022946
>Italian plumber
>Jewish
>le /pol/ thread
haha simply epic!
>>344022864
Because he runs into them
Why does Sonic need atleast one ring to stay alive?
>>344023407
Just like High Lord Wolnir, if he loses all of his rings, he succumbs to the abyss.
>>344023253
>implying Italians aren't as greedy as jews
>>344022864
he uses the coins for healing supplies and patches himself up
>>344022864
His true name is Mario Adelberg Goldstein
>>344023407
It's his food supply.
>>344023407
He doesn't. He can survive without rings. He just needs to make sure that he doesn't get hit.
>>344023680
What about chili dogs?
>>344024206
That's just a meme.
>>344023649
Underrated post
Since it's an interesting/engaging mechanic, probably.
>>344023020
I like this answer. It explains why he's so fat, and why wario is even fatter.
>>344022864
He pays for mediceime with it
>>344025605
medicine*
>>344023649
Isn't his official name Mario Mario and his brother Luigi Mario?
Italian Mario- collects jew discs
Jew Wario- collects garlic for Italian noodle salad
>>344023167
I will answer that, but first we have to talk about random access memory capacities.
>>344025317
then why are luigi and waluigi skinny as fuck
>>344024258
It's canon now.
>>344026979
Noone supposedly ever uses them, so they don't get any coins.
>>344022864
wat. mario buys himself a clone at 100 coins it doesn't heal him.
>>344027774
Anon, the 80s are almost 30 years ago.
It's time to move on.