I remember the early days of MatPat's work. It was fun to watch like the Bioshock video. But then he weird and the Gay Pyro theory was when I said I was done with him. Now I see this, looks like he's gone full retard.
>>343980081
Undertale is crap
This is just an abomination of its fanbase
There are also several parodies of Matthew on youtube that are pretty funny, and mock him very well. ESPECIALLY over his clickbat-y titles.
>>343980329
I like his old stuff, it was great background noise for the end of the work day making paper work, but I think he ran out of stuff and went full click bait. Oh Well
Remember when one of the videos tell you to vote between minecraft or dating sim?
That was made to see which audience is bigger. His autism audience or virgin losers audience.
>meet Most Holy
>waste his time with meme cancer
Shit, if you're going to honor the Divine Pontiff, give him MGS Subsistence or something.
>>343980510
His old videos were just as shitty
how can you call a video where he tries to tell if a video game character's tits are fake a good video? It is literally a click-batey and immature as the rest of his content.
>>343980692
At least it's better than that Gijin Gomba faggot, that guys dating sim episode made him seem like a super faggot at the end. Oh I got to go hug my gf, is she still with him?
OP got triggered because he'sUndertale trash
And yeah the theories are still good sowhat's the matter scared?
>>343980081
his fan base is getting younger and younger and he likes the ad revenue
basicly shit attracts flies
![e4a15c9465672d8a3c9348c16be3ff76[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VrilSu3.jpg "e4a15c9465672d8a3c9348c16be3ff76[1].jpg")
>>343980663
Just imagine if we had a...uh, more "zealous" Pope. Like Pope-Saint Pius X. I'm sure that meeting wouldn't go down very well...
ESPECIALLY with Undertale being so blatantly lesbionic.
>>343981187
Pretty much this. As soon as he started taking himself too seriously and I started hearing cringy "I want to be a youtuber" normies talking about him like he was obscure, I knew it was over.
>hates undertale
>uses ifunny
go back
>>343982440
and I'm a retard that didn't quote so I'll go kill myself
>>343982628
No, that's fine, faggots like that that can't even make their own OCs and have to browse meme sites to get their memes don't deserve (you)s
>>343981260
Imagine if it were the Pope Julius II, He'd send his armies to erradicate the autists who endorse this shit and make them pay tribute to finance the cistine chapel
>>343980692
>How fast is sonic
>use a Modern Sonic Stage
>use Classic Sonic's Design as measurements
>hated the guy that pretended to be a goomba
>liked the guy that talks about theories
>sudden 180
>liked the goomba guy since he stopped using a modulator
>hates him now ever he resorted to clickbait titles and beating down FNAF to the ground because it was popular and he got called out by the creator itself
People keep posting "If I met the Pope I'd give him muh obscure shit not some cancer." Like that is any better, if I met the Pope and had to give him something it sure as fuck wouldn't be a video game, I'd give him The Great Gatsby or a copy of No Country for Old Men
>>343980081
>Good videos are literally stolen posts from all over the internet read aloud
>Bad videos are all there is now
They ran out of the good theories, then tried making their own shit up and here we are now
>>343984230
I would probably bring two gifts.
1. A classic American Novel
2. A similar themed modern novel
Show how much we have changed as a country and a people.
>>343984705
>2. A similar themed modern novel
>Show how much we have changed as a country and a people.
So you mean 1984, thanks pic related
>>343984230
I'd give him my anti-communism and anti-cultural marxism themed comic book about aliens and humans and Eurobeat.
>>343984860
It's so fucking sad that it's true
>>343984860
>God no
Okay maybe not similar themed as it might be difficult to find a good novel that shares a theme with a classic. But I still feel like showing an evolution of literature is more representative of my country then a fucking 10 dollar steam game.
>>343984860
Married/kill?
I don't want to watch his video but can someone give me a TL:DR on why he did?
>>343985670
>Gamers are only ever seen by people as violent
>Undertale promotes pacifism
That was as far as I was willing to go as the other half of the parts I watched was him trying to defend his shit undertale theory.
>>343985791
And MatPat, in all of his knowledge in pointless trivia, thought the freaking Pope was the one person he had to prove this to?
What game would you give the pope /v/?
>>343980949
>>343986115
Guess so, but havent we gotten over the whole "Video games make you violent" thing years ago? Now it's just idiots who have no actual effect on the world who think that.
>>343980663
MGS Subsistence is meme cancer
>>343986218
Binding of Isaac
>>343986218
Doom
>>343986218
Fucking Doom
>>343986218
Dante's inferno, or winnie the poohs homerun derby. Both games involve going to hell.
>>343986729
>>343986747
>you will never teach his holiness how to rip and tear
>>343984181
>Got called out by the creator himself
I wanna see this now, is this a video I can look for?
>>343986218
Spore
>>343986218
Artificial Academy 2
>>343986912
Toby Fox also called out his bullshit on twitter.
![Crusader_Kings_II_box_art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VEUr2Dd.jpg "Crusader_Kings_II_box_art[1].jpg")
>>343986218
There is only one answer.
Hey guys! Is my face a meme yet?
No?
Well, better keep trying. It'll catch on someday.
I fucking hate the game theory guy.
>>343986218
Honestly, probably Pokemon Black or White, I feel that would be easy enough to get into for him.
If I was being a cheeky cunt I'd give him Persona 3.
>>343987129
I once told my friend that the greatest gift I could get would be a cage match with him. His face is just so punchable.
>>343986218
Tetris
Pope could use a break from all the shit in this world
>>343986218
Bloodborne
>>343987250
Persona 3 doesn't really have much anti religious stuff besides summoning satan.
>>343984230
Under-appreciated bait. This is not the right audience for it, though.
>>343984230
I'd give him a 10 inch MyLittlePony horsecock dildo. \(ÕuÕ)/
How far would the Pope even get? I really like Undertale, but its a pretty horrible game to just give someone who isn't willing to get into it, and Francis has better things to do (like trying to pretend he doesn't hate gays and guilt people into giving up air conditioning).
I bet he wouldn't even get out of the Ruins and would probably be weirded out by Flowey.
>>343987351
Yeah but your characters shoot themselves in the head to attack.
You're probably right, I should have picked SMT4: Apocalypse
>>343986912
I too would like to see this.
>>343980081
He not even gave undertale physical copy, he gave a Steam code to redeem undertale.
He also claims that he did it because everybody thinks games are violent, undertale is about peace, so the pope should have it.
So he wants to change the way the people that are not into games see the 'gamers', the only way to do that is gifting undertale to the Pope. God forgive him.
Pope praises mercy a peace, undertale is about mercy and peace, thats why he gave.
This guy is one (maybe the most) of the most autistic person i have seen ever.
>>343986218
Medal of Honor Warfighter
>>343986218
Any SMT game
>>343987592
Why the fuck didn't he just give him a physical copy of something like Journey then if it had to be an actual game? God dammit
>>343986218
>all these games and not one them mentions Medieval 2
Fuck you guys and your cringe tier shit.
>give the Pope a game about hell
No really, fuck you.
Give The Pope Medieval 2 and watch Europe rebuild itself from the ground up.
>>343987118
Honorable mention.
>>343986218
Mother 3
>>343987592
Why not hook him up with a 3DS and a game, so he actually MIGHT play it.
The pope ain't going to download some game.
... Unless it's a rape simulation with young boys.
>>343986218
Either Huniepop or NekoPara
>>343980081
Does this mean that Steven Universe takes place in the same setting as Pope Francis?tfw no one will get this joke
>>343986218
The Zoo Race
>>343987842
>>343987723
Why give a fucking game anyway?
>>343986912
>>343987047
>>343987579
Looked it up, it wasn't so much a call of bullshit but a polite pointer that he missed out on something in FNAF before a conclusion
Toby's embarrassment though, must feel pretty strange to have the creator of Undertale feel embarrassed about something.
>>343987592
Your grammar and spelling aside, this desu
>>343987023
beat me to it
>>343984230
Yeah, like the pope has never heard of two seminal works of American literature. It'd be like a British person giving him Hamlet, he knows about it.
>>343987896
oh yeah that epic sekrit meme comic!!
neck yourself
>>343987953Sorry, English is not my first language. I try my best anon.
>>343987936
>if it had to be an actual game
That's what I meant when I said that. Giving a game is fucking retarded in the first place.
>>343987936
How else will the pope realize I'm an autistic faggot? A game is the perfect gift.
>>343980329
That pic sucks ass, man, this one is a thousand and one times better.
>>343988098
Well don't worry about it, you're legible enough to understand and I say that's good enough.
>>343988043
>unironically ironically shitposting in 2016
>Overwatch image
Take your own advice.
>>343987023
>his holiness was never seen leaving his chambers again
>one day, one of the vatican guards went to his door to listen in and try to figure out what's wrong with the pope
>as he approached the door, he first heard a faint sound, it got louder until he finally heard it
>MINAAAAAA
I unsubbed after his "Is smite too sexy?" video. What kind of question is that?
Also, that goomba character on his channel gives me cancer
Ace Combat Zero. I think he'd like it.
>>343986218
>>343987678
>tfw actually have an afro
pls don't bully me, hoyman.
>>343986218
Might as well give him VA-11 Hall-A for that late night comfyness.
>>343988445
Beat you to it friend>>343986892
>>343988627
t.dev
>>343986218
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
>>343988616
MOST UNLUCKY FOR YOU!
PREPARE TO BE BULLIED!
>>343988250
I'm not the one self-flagellating over nobody being in my secret meme club, and at least Overwatch is a video game
>>343986218
Probably either E.Y.E or DOOM
I enjoyed the game, but not sure his holiness could avoid all those bullets.
>>343986218
Asura's Wrath. Don't know why besides the facts it involves shinto deities he's probably not familiar with.
I wonder if he'll think it's an accurate representation.
>>343986218
Divine Cybermancy
To be honest, I would totally watch a series of videos involving the Pope watching footage of games and talking about the possible christian morals it may or may not have and officially claim if it's a product of Satan or not.
>>343984860
IS THAT FUCKING LINDSEY ELLIS?!?
>>343980329
>Undertale is crap
Damn kid, you're so contrarian and cool, please give me your autograph
No, fuck off and never come back
>>343992486
How many popes until there's one that grew up playing vidya?
>>343992701
Oh no little undertalian is getting mad. Keep crying and shitting and pissing your diapers because there might be people that don't like your brony tier garbage.
>>343992882
FUCK OFF!! Im getting real sick of you contrarians shitting up /v/.
We like undertale, DEAL WITH IT.
>>343984230
I'd give him a copy of my mixtape
>>343993083
>we like undertale
lol no.
>>343993083
Who the fuck is 'we'?
>>343987129
He's trying way too hard to be the next jontron. People don't watch his videos for him. It would be like Shane from dykg shoehorning his face into his own videos for no reason.
>>343993083
I really enjoyed undertale personally but still
fuck off with your autism
>>343988164
>Coconut Head
Fuck I miss that show
>>343991929
His holiness would probaly do what's right and declare that liking Alphys is unholy
>>343980081
Should have given him Deus Ex instead
>>343992789
2050, at least.
And that's assuming that one becomes pope once they reach their 70's
>>343993083
>we
>deal with it
>all caps
>exclamation points
tone the satire down a bit and maybe I'll bite
>>343994507
Unless some miracle shit happens like that one pope who was a random dude and had a dove land on him.
>>343986218
Metal Max, to serve as an allegory of humanity's creation of technology, and how technology invariably enslaved us.
Game is fun,but a part of the fanbase makes me suicidal though.
>>343991929
Did Toby call both of these comics canon or something?
>>343995036
Does Toby call fan-made work canon or something?
>>343984006
>calculates how heavy things are in Mushroom Kingdom
>makes the fucking absurd assumption that gravity in the Mushroom Kingdom is the same as Earth's (-9.8 m/s^2)
For the "smartest channel" he sure has some huge-ass oversights.
I've seen a bunch of these threads and there is always a group of autists clamoring to make a joke about giving the pope hentai.
>>343995517
We... actually haven't made that joke yet.
I remember the week pope John Paul the second died. Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War was released. Good fucking times and what a way to mark the passing of a truly great man/football player.
Undertalefags need their own containment board.
>>343996153
It's called undertale general in /vg/ or /trash/
>>343987723
This. Journey is possibly one of the best semi-recent games that also has an almost universal appeal. Even people who don't play lots of games would be able to enjoy it.
I'm sure the Pope would have liked it.
>>343993710
wuz
>>343993083
>tfw you will never be able to talk about undertale on /v/ ever again
Out of all the fucking games to give the motherfucking pope to "represent gamers" why the fuck did he chose undertale? Motherfucking UNDERTALE?
At least give him something more refined like, gee I don't know, the game it's ripping off: Earthbound.
I'd given him Shin Megami Tensei IV or Strange Journey, though.
>>343986218
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhoodthink about it
i don't care
ecelebs are not vidya fuck off
>>343997420
>Not 2
>Not letting the pope fight the pope at the end
>>343997230
>SMT4 to the pope
I'm an unabashed SMT fag and that's the most autistic thing I could think of. The primary game mechanic is making contracts with demons. Not to mention the commentary on the religious caste.
>>343980081
What game would you have given to the pope?
>>343998001
AIDS
>>343980081
Some theories can be good, but holy fucking shit, his attempt at humor and those little comments he adds between his points is, lack of a better word, cringy. It makes it unbearable for me watch any of his videos. Also to add are his countless amount of videos of certain hot games at the moment.
>>343980329
>There are also several parodies of Matthew on youtube that are pretty funny, and mock him very well.
ESPECIALLY over his clickbat-y titles
links to some?
>>343997694
Exactly, it would have been a joke mostly becausr I am sure the pope ain't got time to play video games.
>>343999309
Dude
The Pope is a immensively important and significant member of the Political and Religious Catholic church,of course he has times for video games.
>>343987592
>The Pope eventually downloads steam to his Mac and decides redeem the key
>has no idea what he's doing and ends up murdering everyone
>isn't autistic enough to google a walkthrough, thinks murdering the goat mom is what you're supposed to do
Yeah, great message, Mat Pat you fuck.
>>343996673
kangz
>>343986218
as a joke gift: El Shaddai
real gift: probably a 3ds game. Like monster Hunter or Rhythm Heaven.
Journey and Portal are good ones too.
>>343999536
>Game is about fighting in RPG battles
>Fight and win many battles
>"You murderous monster!"
>get the bad end for motherfucking playing the game.
>>343984860
WTF girl on the left looks photoshopped in
>>343986218
Black and White
>>343986218
I know that the vatican publishes some reasonably good movie reviews in their newspaper L'Osservatore Romano after an order from Benedict a few years back, so I think I can trust their ability to review a game.
With that said I believe Undertale is the correct choice.
