Now: Cloudbuilt
Next: Boson X
Later: Braid
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
THE MIRACLE HERE IS YOUR LIFE
Is Ultimate Doom the Dark Souls of Doom games?
>muh disability
please move along
>Cloudbuilt
>Boson X
>Braid
ALL OF THESE LITERALLY WHO GAMES
WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT
Is this thread the Dark Souls of SGDQ threads?
Finally a good game.
If anyone hasn't watched it check out halfcoordinated's vanquish run
Is Crapbuilt going to crash again?
Come on people...
>All these garbage games before Silent Hill 3
>hug guy
>hug guy
>shake girls hand
kek
is narcissa.gonna run zelda?
Is there anything sexier than that slight bulge you see in jeans?
He speedruns our feels.
>WHO LAUGHED AT THAT?
>GET OUT!
this fuckin announcer is a top lad.
Is stream kill?
>>343969881
>people like Cloudbuilt
The hell is wrong with you kids?
was the momo run good
Announcer is literally /v/ personified
Slimey limey who hates fun
>>343969881
Never heard of Cloudbuilt but that screenshot looks damn pretty, guess I'll have to check it out sometime.
does the stream usually die this often?
>>343970047
I was born with a crippling masturbation addiction and you don't see ME crying about it
>stream is ded again
P A N I C
>>343970047
is that aziz ansari
so any noteworthy moments/runs today besides just now?
>>343970046
You've never heard of Braid? Fuckin' 2016 /v/ I swear all you do is play souls games and whatever AAA is fotm right now
I'm liking this announcer. He's willing to have fun even though he will now undoubtedly be banned for it.
Don't worry, /v/.
You will overcome your problems. Just give it some time.
Everything's gonna be okay.
>>343970170
There's like a tornado in the area or something
>>343970141
yes
>>343970137
yes
everyone is too upset and they canceled gdq so everyone can hang out with cripple runner
>the ending speech
>the crying
>the dad donation
I wish I could make something of myself.
>>343970142
>this announcer
>hates fun
are you fucking high? he's the only one with a sense of humor
>>343970115
the dark souls of bulges
>>343970201
Braid is basically literally the Dark Souls of puzzle games
>can't think of any puns
>stream dies
>>343970101
im going to be /comfy/ in bed during silent hill
>>343970201
Braid is faggot shit and you're a homo for acting like it's important
>>343970280
but you can anon, we believe in you! *hugs*
>cloudbuilt
YES
Get ready for fast lads.
>Stream down again
>>343970164
It's really poorly made. Also tries so hard to be deep it hurts. Get it on sale or pirate it.
>>343970186
That blindfolded SOTN run was pretty memetastic
>>343970164
It's a fun, fast paced game. Wish there were no enemies though, the levels by themselves are already hard enoughfor plebs like me.
>>343970312
I know you're memeing but it really is.
Braid was like the first genuinely great indie game with mainstream crossover.
>>343970282
nigga if i was high i woodn be hatin
ya fil me?
>>343970212
nah this announcer is known for reading so many clone donations about killing/saving animals, kick cancer's butt, etc, interrupting runner/couch commentary.
>>343970270
>tornado blows through and kills the entire speedrunning community
>>343970279
Praise Kek.
>>343970398
shiet ima somma finna ya hear?
>>343970435
>next year's SGDQ is to benefit their families
>>343970280
Already told parents I am moving out of their basement, told 3 girls I want to fuck them, 1 agreed but only if I used one hand which was weird but then I remembered.... I have a feminine penis.
>>343970037
>Your dad will never donate cash just to tell you he's proud of you
>People will never clap for anything you do
>You will never get a standing ovation
>People will never be interested in anything you have to say
>You will never inspire anybody in your entire life
Damn you're right you have it way worse dude
Thank Kamisama that cringey cripple crybaby is gone. I was about to die from embarrassment.
>>343970435
Put this donation towards killing the speedrunners
>>343970378
ah right, I did see that one, with the "broken button" or whatever happened.
>>343970187
>I don't use my tripcode for attention, I use it so people can identify who they are talking to in threads.
why do you think anyone would give a shit whether they're talking to you or not
the fact that you think that makes you an attentionwhore alone
What do you do when a guy cries next to you?
>>343970335
Braid kickstarted the latest indie craze wave you faggot, the last game that did that was Croteam's Serious Sam
Shut up you don't know shit
>>343970530
>projecting this hard
good try
>>343970520
>only people left to run are banned or unprofessional for Mike Uyama's esports vision
Which gatorade should I drink: Grape, Watermelon Citrus, or Lime Cucumber?
>>343970535
>a fucking hamster
lmaoing at your life rn
>>343970535
>weeb spouts edgy contrarian opinion
here's the (You) you crave so much
>>343970487
naww nigguh thas sum shiet straight outta compttin hahaha
>>343970574
lets not feed the tripfag
>>343970608
call him a faggot and laugh while I finish jerking him off
>>343970535
based anime fags telling it like it is. get these fucking redditors out of here, post more umaru
Do you always do your best /v/?
GIRL ON THE COUCH
GIRL ON THE COUCH
>>343970634
>p-p-p-projecting
Whatever helps friend
Jesus Christ how many more times is the stream gonna die
>>343970608
Move to a different chair.
i bet /v/ cries durin sex
L
M
A
O
KILL MARRY FUCK
>>343970638
Grape best flavour. Watermelon is only good for candy.
>>343970638
Lime Cucumber because it's the gayest thing ever besides you
>At what age did you realize you were a disappointment to your parents?
>>343970712
Me on the left
>>343970535
>>343970712
>>343970739
Are you sure?
Look harder...
>>343970634
Do you even know what projecting means? It doesn't work in the context you're trying to use it in my reddit friend.
post gdq webms
>>343970761
KILLmyself
MARRY______
FUCK________
>>343970761
kill myself
>>343970720
It's too tiring. Also I'mnot disabled so I don't need to.
>>343970759
Jokes on you faggot I've never had sex.
Huh, this guy is kinda handsome, it would be a shame if I were towait outside the hotel and rape him when he comes out
>>343970535
>>343970712
>Liking trash flavor of the month seasonal garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adetEssKxlk
>>343970759
jokes on you I cry AFTER sex
>>343970046
Don't worry they will hey to your favorite fallout games soon enough
>>343970761
Kill all including myself.
>>343970746
4/5 the things you said aren't true and are based on your own experiences
please fug off fag
>>343970860
retard
Never heard of Cloudbuilt, how come /v/ never tells me about gud games?
>>343970882
thats fuckin hilarious
>>343970608
Snap his neck for displaying weakness to an alpha such as myself.
>>343970759
Your mom did the crying when I stuffed my giant dick in her ass
>>343971016
Stop being a faggot first
literally what is this fucking game
is the indie block just the entire fucking day
I have NEVER heard of this game in my life
FEMALE IDENTIFYING PERSON ON THE COUCH
FEMALE IDENTIFYING PERSON ON THE COUCH
>girl on the couch
This run's already garbage desu
>things you say to pick up a girl at a speed run convention
I'M VOMITING
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>it's a girl on the couch episode
we've had too many of these today
>>343970882
Holy shit that's funny
This FOV is making me want to throw up.
It's like 120+ degrees.
IS THIS BETTER THAN MIRROR'S EDGE Y/N
>>343970270
no tehre's not you fucking pleb
severe thunderstorm warning =/= tornado
>>343971091
My R & D is perfect
>>343971014
>No! They're b-b-based on your experiences not mine! I'm really successful that's why I'm being edgy on 4chan
I see
>>343971091
>I dont live with my parents
>>343971104
THE WORK OF ONE WHO CONSORTS WITH BEASTS
Oh wait that's Overgrowth
>This FOV
>>343971091
>how much
>that FOV
I don't have enough alcohol for this
So when is the segment with the games people actually give a shit about?
>>343971085
>INCEST IDENTIFYING POSTER IN THE THREAD
>let's increase the FOV to $tooMuch+1
>we fast now
I hate this meme
>>343971091
I can speedrun the dark souls of metroidvanias with ONE hand
>>343970882
I laughed when he paused for a moment after dropping his phone and it just kept going.
Holy hell my sides.
>>343971091
Only 1 hand of mine works but girl, oh does it work ;)
>>343971091
I don't speed run games
>>343971223
tu quoque
>>343971091
>Let's do a quick sequence break and skip to fucking.
I hate this game already
>it's an 'interesting game ruined by a MUH FEELINGS storyline' segment block
FANTASTIC
TOO FUCKING FAST
>>343970882
this motherfucker
this must end now
>>343971091
"GET IN THE CAR OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU."
>>343971091
I'm routing Medievil right now
>>343971365
fucking nice dude
>girl with mic
throwing up tbhfam
THIS GUY IS A FURFAG
THIS GUY IS A FURFAG
THIS GUY IS A FURFAG
https://twitter.com/wobsitopian
>>343970882
>tfw no qt speedrun gf
>>343971372
NOT FAST ENOUGH
>Bitching about mistakes short of going over time
This shit is making me dizzy. Why the hell does it look like shit?
why does no one speedrun deadcore? that game feels like it was made for speedrunning.
it's like cloudbuilt except good.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/284460/
>>343971329
But you didn't make a logical argument. You just said >n-n-no u and tried to be edgy. I wouldn't expect a first year debate student to understand the concept though.
>>343971434
most of them are
>>343971475
t. deadcore dev
This game looks pretty fun but the whole anime gimmick kinda ruins it...
>>343970712
>>343971091
I speed run Banjo Kazooie.
>>343971471
The field of view changes based on his speed. It gives you the illusion of your head moving closer and further away from the monitor all the fucking time. Great recipe for nausea.
Why is his FOV 150? What the actual fuck? How could this help him at all?
>>343971569
>>343971440
omg dat ass
>>343971569
you could have just said borderlands instead of sounding like an autistic dipshit
reminder to never respond to tripfags
>>343971642
>replying
for fuck's sake
>>343971562
I think it's a pretty popular steam game, it has 1000+ steam reviews.
It has a strong atmosphere, that's my reason for putting it forth.
>>343971434
If you haven't noticed this shit attracts a high number of degenerates
Look at how many fags show up to these threads alone
>>343971630
It doesn't help him, it's an epic stylistic effect from the game that's about as cancerous as motion blur, chromatic aberration and depth of field.
>>343970882
>>343971440
>>343971642
>>> /r/anime
>>> /a/
>>>http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Becoming-a-Weeaboo
>>343971630
Its hard to see in the stream, but Wobs actually has fish eyes and this FOV is the only thing that feels natural to him.
At least this girl doesn't make me want to kill myself when she talks
How does this game manage to look good while simultaneously looking liking shit?
MASAKA!!!
>tfw want to keep my gta marathon but there's GDQ now
>tfw lots and lots of indieshit
What do? When's the next good game?
I think this feels better to play than to watch. Already feeling motion sickness.
>>343971886
Anime.
>>343971569
fuck you namefag. Your shitty opinion didn't matter in the first place, but since you're a namefag its automatically swept under the rug. Also heres your (you)
>>343971091
I can do a frame perfect ejaculation.
>>343971815
Poor guy trying to get some qt pussy and obviously gonna strike out
Game looks pretty cool. I'd definitely play it for about 5 minutes or so.
Did the stream die again
>stop
>charge up
>jump really far
this is not even remotely impressive looking
>Morbidly obese man on the donation mic
>>343971840
Would have been nice if this was mentioned earlier so people aren't making retarded comments
Didn't watch Momodora.
What's this about crying?
>>343970882
>>343971440
>>343971815
>>343972067
it's a condition
>>343971502
What? I already told you to fuck off annoying faggot. You don't have a logical argument to hide behind either. Instead you insist on throwing buzzwords around like "edgy" as I could give two fucks, and having a contrarian stance against the fact that you were projecting your own faggot life on mine. If it makes you feel better actually go to a hospital for the mentally instead spouting the same rhetoric as every other attention seeking faggot video gamist looking for morality points.
>>343970047
did he start crying during the run or something
>>343971091
I hold the world record in 100% pantsless.
>>343971815
why does this hurt me
>>343971886
Too much FOV, half-assed cel-shading, too much post-processing
>Silent Hill
>first "good" game in seventeen hours
>5am
>>343971886
Because gameplay-wise it's solid, and the aesthetics are too outside of the excessive cel shading in places.
>>343972083
he can only use one hand
>>343972083
Speedrunner made a speech about trying your best and got choked up
>>343971957
It's funny because you can't form an opinion so you resort to name calling like a 5 year old.
>>343972108
After it when he made a little speech about doing your best no matter your limitations and stuff
who's the 10/10 on the couch?
>>343972083
He came out as a gay furry.
this game kills the bitrate of the stream
fuck
>>343972084
>That look over to see if they are looking
Is grill on right the best looking grill there?
Is Silent Hill going to be worth waking up at 4:00 AM for? Anyone know if the runner is an autist or not?
>>343972160
You have missed several games that ended up being good by being snooty and shitposting instead of watching.
>>343970759
I've never held hands with a girl and I'm almost 20 :)
I hope Ty the Tasmanian Tiger is good.
>>343972105
>muh disability
please move along
You're clearly trying to be edgy with a post like that. I'm not looking for morality points I just like seeing obvious underage like yourself getting mad at being called out for trying to hard.
i was planning in playing the silent hill games for the first time
how is the speedrun for silent hill 3?
how much shit does it spoil?
>>343972207
Shut up namefag you thought Dunning-Kruger was a speedrunner your opinion is worthless
>>343972249
thats a dude
>>343972207
>literally what you did by calling someone a weaboo based on a picture
Nice try, kiddo.
>>343972320
easily.
>>343972374
You too.
I am out for now, legitimately getting a dizzy headache. :(
>>343972105
You have a serious mental illness, nobody cares just stop trying to get attention on 4chan, you can just as easily get it from a therapist.
>>343972201
how awkward was it
>>343970105
He's banned for life. Even though he built a large part of the shitty community.
who /horrible gas/ here?
>>343972585
what caused the ban
>>343972585
What did he do?
>>343972538
not awkward really it was only short
>>343972382
>>343972420
jesus christ stop replying to a troll you people are awful.
>>343972585
i dont think he is, he just doesnt run things anymore
>>343972535
>:(
Please leave and never come back.
>>343972585
wait what why did he get banned
>>343972432
Hey like I said before, whatever helps you cope. Pic related
>>343972538
It was pretty sweet, actually.
There's something I'd like to add to this thread to give people context on something that may have contributed to why HalfCoordinated was feeling very emotional about gaming with disabilities tonight.
HalfCoordinated is fairly active on the SomethingAwful forums, and within the last few months someone came to the general speedrun thread asking for his advice. This man had a young relative... I believe niece? She's very sick. I'm not going to act like I remember the exact details with what but I believe there were tumors. As a result she has also only been able to play games with one hand and she'd been feeling very depressed about it. This man introduced her to HalfCoordinated's *GDQ runs and she was blown away that someone could get so good at playing games with one hand and they would spend a lot of time together watching his runs. It made him happy to see her get excited about games again and that's when he came to HalfCoordinated on the forums. He was asking him what games he'd recommend for someone just learning to play with one hand and if there were any tips he could suggest.
After some extensive back and forth between him and HalfCoordinated, an offer was made for the man and his niece to come meet him at SGDQ. Since HalfCoordinated always plays with his right hand occupied (something on top of it, holding something else, etc.) he wanted her to be sitting beside him and holding his hand. Everyone was really excited about the idea, I don't recall there being any issues with the SGDQ staff, and the parents were also on board so long as she was feeling okay.
...unfortunately that's the kicker. Shortly before SGDQ she took a turn for the worse and is currently in hospice care. She was unable to make it down to SGDQ. Her name is Sam, and that's why HalfCoordinated mentioned it was a very personal reason for his runner's choice donation be her name for one of the upcoming game's character name donation incentive.
>>343972535
Keep posting it's really proving me wrong.
>>343972661
that's nice
good for him
>>343972656
>>343972660
>>343972684
cut off his cock at the last event
>no Super Monkey Ball run
for what purpose
>>343972684
>>343972660
>>343972656
He's not banned, you idiots. He just doesn't speedrun anymore and showing up would just cause a lot of drama so he'd rather stay home with his hugbox.
>>343971440
>>343971815
>>343972084
Why are they here? No way do they care in the slightest about speedrunning or even non-casual gaming.
>>343972717
nobody cares, fuckface
>>343972717
me too thanks
This game looks like a 3D Sonic game that is better than the actual games made by Sonic Team.
>>343970882
>>343972717
fuck, that sucks no wonder he was emotional at the end
>>343972684
He didn't get banned jesus christ everyone is swallowing the shittiest bait.
Should i stay up for contra?
>>343972382
I honestly don't care who he is either way.
>>343972420
Non-weebs don't post anime pictures
Am I such a bad guy for wanting to talk about VIDEO GAMES instead of ANIME on the VIDEO GAME board???????
>>343972717
god that was a lot of words I never read
Felt like a whole novel I just threw away
>>343972717
>we could have had a sickly loli
>>343972858
kys
Where's Tyrion?
>>343972717
>hospice
that's too bad, hospice pretty much equals "place that babysits you until you die in the next six months"
>>343972717
That's fucking sad as hell if it's true.
>>343972717
oh god, that's really sad.
>>343972831
He's not banned, however she's banned.
A yawn escapes Sonic's lips as he awakes from his deep slumber. When he sits up, he hears a faint squish, "How is it that after being in diapers for only a day did I wet in my
sleep?" He turns to his left and finds Tails still asleep, but Caiden's bed vacant. He yawns once more just as I step into the room. A smile curls onto my lips as Sonic's eyes meet mine. I walk over and lift him into my arms.
"So, Sonickun," I lay him on his back on the changing table and gather the changing supplies together, just as another yawn reaches my ears, "I'm glad you're up, I cooked a big
breakfast," I continue as I remove his pajamas and reveal his soaked diaper, "did you sleep well?" rebounds my question as the diaper comes untaped and I lift his bottom up to
clean him through, "Are you enjoying your new childhood?"
Words don't escape him, but a nod suffices. So, I continue the process with powdering him and applying diaper rash cream before lowering him down onto a fresh diaper and taping
it shut. With him freshly diapered, I enter the top right drawer and pull out a blue tshirt and bluejean overalls. With delicate movement, I slip the shirt over his head and then slip
him into the overalls before setting him on his feet moments later.
>>343972717
Jesus Christ that's sad
>Not filtering Snails
>>343972918
I'm staying up for silent hill desu
>>343972831
>showing up would just cause a lot of drama
You would think that would be more than enough incentive for someone like Wanda to go to SGDQ. It's all about the attention, you realize.
>mfw cloudbilt was the first game I bought after I built my gaymen pc
>>343971815
Shut-in virgin sperg here.
Aren't you supposed to wait and see if the girl gives any sort of sign of being interested in you before you go in like that and just randomly introduce yourself? Like at least look at you or make eye contact or something?
They clearly are not interested at all and that dude went in. Idk man, was he right? I have zero experience with shit like this.
>>343972717
Life is simply unfair, don't you think?
>>343972998
But why? I stopped posting the Persona 4 thing
>>343972940
Shut up you retarded illiterate namefag
Your opinion is worthless
Shoo shoo retard
>11:30 EST
>Cloudbuilt still being run
Alright, who fucked up the schedule?
>>343972717
You literally made this up right now.