I can't herd the cattle in Red Dead Redemption. I am just incapable. It's impossible. My brain just cannot comprehend how it works.
How do you manage to feed yourself?
i always skip the cutscenes in games because i can't stand the trash writing in videogame, its just to fucking bad
blitzball
Playing RDR on my PC
>>343969107
Not myself, but I see a bunch of retards being unable to fly planes/helicopters in GTA games even though it's fucking easy. Either with a controller or keyboard, there's no excuse for not knowing how to.
As for me, the only thing I find difficult is fucking QTEs. I just can't fucking get used to where the buttons are in controllers. No matter the console/controller, I always fuck up somehow.
Thing is, it's only the letter/color coded buttons that fuck me up. The D-pad/controller's up, down, left, and right directions are very easy for me in QTEs.
Trying to have fun playing DOTA
Tony Hawk's American Wasteland. The sidemission where you have to pull the roof off of a building by tapping the jump button inhumanely fast for what felt like minutes.
>>343970371
Big talk for someone without basic English skills.
>>343969107
How do you manage to breath ?
>>343969107
I could not figure out horseshoes worked in RD.
>>343971779
Same. I tried a few times, but it's fucking broken.
>>343971118
I can fly them, but if you need me to control them near another plane or low in the city I'll end up 9/11 -ing them
>>343969107
>My brain just cannot comprehend how it works.
allow me to blow your mind: go to the right of the cows to make them move left, go to the left of the cows to make them move right.
>>343971446
Are you me?
I learned the best way was to slide your finger nail over the button. Made it actually possible.
I suck at button smashing, for example in the smackdown games i always was the first one falling in the royal rumble
>Armored Core
>All these stats
>All these words
>All this shit I don't understand
>The fuck does this mean?
>The fuck does that mean?
All I ever do is slap parts that increase speed and aim. Seemed to work so far.
I always have to be the moralfag hero.
>>343969107
how did riding horses work? i mean, what was the "correct" way?
I always mashed A until the stamina run out, waited until it filled all the way up, then just repeated. Were you supposed to sort of switch between pressing A and holding A to "balance" the stamina?
Killing a renekton of anywhere close to my skill level. Unless he's a braindead mornon intent feeding, i'm fucked.
Also I can't be a slav or a russky and find enjoyment in Stalker/Metro/etc.
>>343971118
I can move air vehicles in the general direction I want it to and usually not kill myself and all the passengers aboard doing it, but if you ask me to actually do something technical like fly at a low altitude right above buildings, we're fucked
>>343972550
I always have to be theno more heroe
I'm fucking terrible at Red Orchestra 2. I can't shoot for shit, thankfully I play the objective really well and play the banzai Jap that clears out bunkers with a grenade in his hand. Otherwise I'd feel bad for my team and quit.
>>343970615
Who knows anon? Maybe soon.
They're adding RDR to Xbone's BC list. They're also adding Win10 to Xbone and adding Xbone games to Win10. Think about it.
>>343969107
Bumping because this thread has potential.
I can't play fighting games. I just fucking suck at them. All of them. I'm above average in just about every other genre though. I can beat my friends handily in everything but when it comes to fighting they kick my ass so easily
>>343969107
Losing the cops in GTA
I just don't get it.
>>343973845
you pc fags aren't getting red dead till 2 if you're lucky.
>>343969107
I uninstalled and submitted a refund ticket for Lord of Shadows 2.
That tutorial got on my nerves. The handholding is insane and the gameplay itself is a copy of all the other great action games. They can't even properly copy Shadow of the Colossus.
>>343970478
fucl
>>343969107
git gud at advanced tactics in total war series
>>343972948
I just do it like I do in Zelda. Whip the horse every so often to maintain your speed. Hold the button only when you want to look around or maintain better control of your mount. Also, I found that shooting your horse in the ass is generally a bad idea, even accidentally.
>>343971779
>>343971852
It's not broken. You're just bad at it.
>>343974046
>you pc fags
Nigger I'm playing Red Dead again this Friday when I can pop in into my Bone.
>>343969107
desu cattle driving sucks in every game, just like it sucks in real life.
>>343972462
You would be surprised how good people like you get at AC.
You build according to feeling and how your AC controls, not by crunching numbers.
Gwent
The fucking fart tutorials in Stick of Truth were the bane of my existence.
>try to play any 4x game
>can't understand shit
>just pick whatever
>it doesn't work
>uninstall
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fucking kill me
I dont get grand strategy games at all. No matter how many hours I spend doing tutorials, I just can't get it.
I swear I must be retarded or something. That's the only game type I cannot figure out.
>>343974414
The fucking Nagasaki fart killed me.
I couldn't fucking figure out you had to use both sticks.
Why just label one stick?
Why even have those tutorials if you don't even use them like that?
>>343974657
Literally competitive solitaire
>>343970478
>Jecht Shot
>Jecht Shot
>Jecht Shot
>recruit Brother
>Jecht Shot
Congrats, you just got Wakka's sigil.
This
>>343974989
I don't know how solitaire works either
>>343974145
You know what I meant, i'm super hyped for red dead friday.
And Xcom 2 later on.
>>343974816
You aren't autistic enough.
>>343973908
>Looking at Killer Instinct
>Wow that looks so cool!
>Install it
>Spend half an hour trying to do one of those quarter circle moves
>Uninstall sadly
I don't know how the fuck anyone does this several times in a row.
>>343974142
>It's not broken. You're just bad at it.
Just like real life!
I'm so happy that in my melancholic cowboy simulator I can take a break from killing half of Mexico so I can be just as bad at a retarded drunk backyard activity as I am in real life!
Why not put in fucking lawn darts or a slip-n-slide or that shit where you throw the things in the angled wooden holes?
>>343974657
Man there is a tip, in the first hand keep discarding cards until you have your hand filled with 9,7 and 10
>>343971446
Holy shit, I always thought that was just bugged or something.
>>343974090
Why would you ever by the game that killed Castlevania?
>>343975261
I honestly always hoped for Red Dead for PC just because I enjoy it and I think it could spark more good discussionplus /v/ lobbies.
>>343975498
Are you seriously being that petty over this? It's a learning experience. You can always improve. Shit, I suck at it, but even I managed to improve with practice.Cornhole might have existed back in the old west, but the other two definitely did not.
>>343970478
oh yeah that's why I stopped playing 10. I remember now.
I can never wear a helmet if the game gives me a choice. I always think about how sweaty my guy would get in there so I always unequip helmets if I can.
I never figured out how to play Gwent. The only time I ever won was against a really low level NPC.
I can't fly in GTA games
>>343974383
this holy fucking shit
I can't get into Gwent at all, and the game sometimes throws it into your face and I feel like shit everytime I decline someone's offer. But FUCK I DON'T WANNA PLAY IT!
>>343970478
>that fucking kid who told me I was just dumb because I couldn't figure out Blitzball
>>343975725
what about hats from the nineteenth century?
>>343975725
That's a case of autism and not stupidity like OP's example.
>>343974816
Literally me.
What the fuck dude why is it so hard to get into it?
>>343975681
Listen pal, I enjoyed literally 99% of RDR.
But I am not spending time to get better at a virtual version of a game that I wouldn't bother to get better at in real life.
I'd rather fucking play five finger filet in real life.
>>343976214
>>343975942
Hat's are fine, I equip those if they look cool enough on my character. (I mean the minor boosts the helmet would give me don't really matter so a hat is just a nice aesthetic boost)
>>343975960
Yeah, but I thought this was just a general things we cannot do in games/things we do.
>>343973691
How? RO2 is one of the easiest shooters out there. prone, steady, and one hit kills just about anyone with a rifle. aim a little higher if they're further away. shit is easy.
>>343971873
>>343973473
Well, at least you aren't like those faggots who actually have trouble with flying school in SA.
Did those people just spend the entire time driving and never once thought to jump over the airport walls and fly the Dodo?
>>343976309
That's not what this discussion was about. It was about you blaming the game for something you probably don't even care aboutunless you were just the guy who admitted he wasn't good at it, in which case the comment wasn't directed at you anyway. I just tagged you because your comment was relevant..
>>343974657
kek, I remember plenty of people having trouble with this game for some reason.
>>343976691
I'm terrible at horseshoes and hate every game that has a bunch of gimmicky minigames you are required to do for 100% completion.
I'm going to blame them for putting in such a retarded feature even after the rest of the minigames were acceptable (I actually love playing cards and liar's dice in RDR), that doesn't mean I don't like the game.
>>343976914
>I don't like it so no one should have it
>>343973947
pull into alley as soon as the radar starts flashing, wait a while, if they don't find you you win, if they do refer to step 1,step 1 being to get some speed or to out manuever them
>>343971446
Some missions in that game were absolutely fucked up. Especially when recruiting the famous skaters. The child me struggled.
