You get one wish, what do you ask for /v/?
To become a god.
A hat
God's hat.
Well, I want to control Pop Star!
infinite cigarettes that don't make me smell bad and have no adverse health effects
A wish to get more free wishes
To make /v/ great again
>>343968382
To have purpose in life.
I wish to take away >>343968820's wishes
>>343968382
I wish i was invulnerable, so i may seek genocide against this pitiful planet
>>343968382
I wish to be an all powerful clockwork star!
>>343968446
Granted, but
>>343968528
Granted, butit's a cheesehead
>>343968672
Granted, butwith it you see every single thought that traverses through every living being on the planet and you cannot think of your own. Also, you go insane.
>>343968717
Granted, butdude you're going to fucking die to a pink puffball. Shit wish.
>>343968750
Granted, butyour current/future lover will be allergic to them.
>>343968820
Granted, butyou get 0 free wishes.
>>343968869
Granted, butdubs will be turned back on and will spiral downhill in a matter of time
>>343968917
Granted, butyou are now a bee.
I wish for the ability to manipulate reality
>>343969530
>your current/future lover will be allergic to them.
That's fine, I'm better off alone anyway.
>>343968382
To make it so that DaS2 never existed.
>>343969530
>but you are now a bee
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
>>343969530
Gee, thanks Calypso from Twisted Metal
I want Tamamo to love me to death and after death
I wish my waifu was real and in love with me!
>>343968382
infinite wishes and for this one wish to be immune to monkey paw hyjinx
>>343969391
NOT SO FAST JAFAR, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?!
>>343969530
But my wish is to get more free wishes, you can't just give me nothing otherwise my wish was never granted.
>>343968382
i want to be fujiwara no mokou
>>343969945
No monkey's paw hyjinx, but you may just lose your soul at some point in the future.
>>343969905
Grantedbut she dies painfully and alone in a horrible accident twenty years before you do.
>>343969751
I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camro's hood
I WISH FOR GODTIER POWER!
I WANTCLAWSLIKE THESE
>>343968382
To be able to watch Gurren Lagann for the first time again.
>>343968382
To become you
>>343968382
Why're you doing this OP!? You're not a monkey paw!
>>343970673
What the fuck man, Nova doesn't screw you over.
>>343968382
I want to make cartoons, develop video games for those cartoons and then oversee the production of cute plush toys revolving around the things I make.
>>343968382
From Star Dream? I'd wish he fucks off I guess. I'd only trust Nova with a real wish.
I wish I was a cute ghost capable of possessing people and objects.
One important part is the ability to operate electronics like computers and video games from the inside, so I could still use them.
>>343971082
You don't want to be me. It blows being me.
