POKEMON GO IS OUT
Download it through the Play Store now:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nianticlabs.pokemongo
If it appears as unavailable on your region, then use APKPURE to download the APK directly and install it to your phone:
https://apkpure.com/region-free-apk-download?e=LimitedRegion&lr=GB&p=com.nianticlabs.pokemongo
Choose region as AUSTRALIA and download away.
>>343957275
This legit? Anyone?
>>343957426
See for yourself you pussy. It's a fucking play store link, what do you expect?
As for the APKPURE link, you'll just have to trust. I did and it's working for me.
>>343957426
I love pokemon fanart like this. True to the original designs but realistic. Post more like it.
>>343957706
Meh
>>343957556
Don't forget My Talking Tom game that supposedly let the creator use the phone's camera in secret
>>343957275
>Niantic
Why isn't it Nintendo?
>>343957706
>>343958138
Because Niantic made the game?..
>>343958138
because nintendo didn't develop it? have you been living under a rock?
>>343957426
it's a virus that releases mustard gas
Why the fuck isn't it out on iPhone
>>343957706
>look up "real life pokemon fan art" into google
>90% of the pictures are super creepy, horribly deformed versions of pokemon that don't follow either the pokemon's actual designs or the natural designs of the animal / things that the pokemons are based on
>Not compatible with any of your devices.
What
>>343958438
Nintendo hates macfags. Looks like you're overpriced piece of shit can only do mainline games nerd.
>>343958543
It's locked to select regions. Follow the instructions on the OP and force that shit onto your phone
>>343958658
Ah, I figured it was because of my phone being shitty. Eh I'll just wait.
Based OP
>>343958273
>>343958316
Yea, I havnt bothered keeping up with it. Was wondering if this was some faggot just making a ripoff
Is there a way to cheat the GPS sensor? I don't want to go outside.
What the fuck am I doing wrong
You forgot to say if its good or not.
Can you battle other people with your poke team?
>>343958449
I honestly really fucking hate this
>real life mario
>he's some morbidly obese fat slob drenched in drool and sweat, clothing way too small and him bursting at the seams. Practically bald but wit a few hairs clinging to his head. Looks depressed and 5 minutes away from committing suicide, turtle with a smashed shell in pieces under his foot
For fucks sake, realistic ≠ the utmost disgusting/lowest/depressing you can possibly make a character while giving them the bare-bones characteristic features
>>343957941
>camera is either inside pocket, face down on desk, aimed at the ceiling
what are they hoping to capture? hours of my pocket/ceiling and every once in a while my face?
>>343957275
> Pokestops are located historical markers, monuments, and art installations
>Live in fucking Gettysburg
About fucking time this piece of shit town redeemed itself
>tfw Iphone
Only got it because I6 + has a big screen.
>people suddenly want pokemon go because some faggot give it away
wow, neo/neo/v// new posters are like a kaleidoscope of shit and cancer
>>343958969
NOT FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS.
It's region locked for your region, so it won't appear on the store until Niantic removes the lock.
Force-download the APK or wait for a proper releaes
>>343958998
>he's some morbidly obese fat slob drenched in drool and sweat
that works for mario though since he's italian
>>343958658
>>343959074
On a scale of 1-10 how much effort is it to do? Anything more than 2 and I'll just not give a shit
Why isn't it available in my country?
Is there more content now than what was in the beta? That shit was boring
>>343959117
It's literally fucking choose Australia and click download
>>343959117
probably more effort than your dumb ass would be able to manage, just forget it and wait for a proper release.
>>343959117
1 if you aren't tech illiterate, so bad news for you faggot
>>343959168
you live in a shithole.
>>343958969
Click more. It should be lower down the list
S-should I play as a female trainer in this? I usually play as a female in all the Pokemon games.
>>343959240
I'm the one from
>>343958969
Australia is selected and I can't find the APK, should I kill myself?
>>343958438
>>343958559
>>343959043
chill, it will be released on the iphone at a later date.
>not available in the USA
our birthday was yesterday, can't you just give us this one thing?
GUYS DONT DOWNLOAD IT
I FOLLOWED OP'S INSTRUCTIONS AND THIS POPPED UP ON MY PHONE AND IT WONT GO AWAY. I THINK IT'S DELETING MY DATA
DONT DOWNLOAD
ITS A VIRUS
>>343959403
search com.nianticlabs.pokemongo, holy shit it's on the screen
what do
>>343959464
Whoa the app opened a bash terminal on your phone? If you aren't rooted then this is the discovery of the century. Fuck pokemon.
>>343957275
What the fuck you cant even battle only catch?
>>343959368
Heh, it was, thanks
>live in syria
>have to go in to ISIS controlled zones to catch rare pokemon
worth it.
>enter my name
>not available
What do?
>>343959240
>>343959294
>>343959294
>>343959312
Jesus chill the fuck out you angsty little shits
>>343959571
READ THE FIRST POST YOU FUCKING FAG
>>343959571
Read the OP you fucking dunce.
>>343959464
wait is this legit? Should I uninstall it?
>>343959648
>have to go into actual volcanoes to catch fire types
Sheeeiiiitt
Confirmed malware. DON'T DOWNLOAD
get shit on charfags
yo op what the fuck is this??? is this not legit??
>mobileshit
Kill yourselves,
>>343958438
Japan generally prefers Androids for some reason. No idea why. Maybe the phones are more popular there?
Who has tried out Pokemon Go yet? What is it like? Will I have to make sure my cousin's 7 year old daughter (my niece?) doesn't run out on to the road or something?
>>343959837
>>343959904
then explain this guy you fucking liars
>>343959846
This proves its legit
My phone says problem parsing the package when I try to install. Any fix?
DO NOT DOWNLOAD
>incompatible
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
>2016
>Not using QooApp for apps not available in your store
>>343957275
>Mobile shit
Kill yourself
This is the last time I believe the shit on /v/. I just got this sony op, fuck you.
>>343959962
androids are more popular literally everywhere. Just because iphone outsells ONE brand of phone doesn't mean it outsells every $30 android machine.
>>343960036
READ THE OP YOU RETARD
>>343959031
What pokemon are associated with The Alamo? USS Texas? USS Lexington?
>>343960020
Nigger those are the devs, the same people who made Ingress
>>343959392
Think about it anon. For Pokemon Go, you have to go outside. Where people are. What if someone sees your character in their area to battle, looks around and sees you pretending to be a girl? Imagine a kid pointing at you while going "Daddy why does the game say that person is a girl when he's a boy?"
>it's not on iphonwe!!!11
yes it is faggots im downloading right nowsearch app store for niantic
>>343959027
Girls taking nudes.
Idiot.
Not everything is about you.
I'm sure it's blocked for those with root/xposed
I'm playing it right now because I'm not a retard who can't follow simple instructions like you folks
>>343959464
me too wtf is this supposed to happen?
>>343960209
Nope. Works fine for me.
>>343960087
...Shit, I guess you're right. Most people just assume Android = Samsung I guess?
>>343960175
Quality photoshop.
so what do you even do? catch mons and fight people? is there no single player?
>implying I'll go outside
>>343960350
>just assume Android = Samsung I guess?
Wha
How
How in the shit does anyone come to that conclusion?
>that name isn't available
>that name isn't available
>that name isn't available
>that name isn't available
>that name isn't available
quality shit nintendo
>>343960469
>>343960469
If you don't wanna go outside just uninstall it right now
>type random things for my name
>still not available
pls
>>343960350
I guess, but that's kind of funny considering it's motorola thats owned by google.
Okay, so I captured one of the starters and a Growlithe. Is that all? I'm not fucking leaving my house fuck this shit
>this item is unavaible in your country
>live in muhrika
Explain this?
>it was made with Unity
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS NINTENDO?
>>343960647
>so retarded that he can't comprehend such a simple sentence + didn't read OP
>>343957275
When does the game come out in the US?
poster to reply ratio is telling me there's a lot of you faggots who are posting the same false flagging shit.
For what purpose?
>>343960540
fuck the guy who took drpavel and bane.
Also fuck this shitty country
>>343960712
Nintendo didn't make it though
>>343960625
Did you not know anything about this game before you downloaded it? Are you retarded and obese?
>>343957426
DO NOT DO THIS
Why would you ever fucking trust anything /v/ says?
It's fucking lostboy for your phone, some chinese company installs a rootkit on your device and they make ad revenue by spamming your shit.I literally made all of this up, it's completely safe.Or is it?
>SonyIsBetter was not taken
well now it is, thanks gooks
>only thing to do is catch pokemon in your area
>no battles
>only battle system is tap based
garbage.
>>343957275
>game isn't available for Canada
What the fuck, why?
I'm not going to say I'm in Australia and use that second link, I'm sure that would fuck with the game somehow.
I'll just wait until I can play it normally.
>>343959846
>evolve your Pokemon with some kind of currency instead of through leveling up
this game already looks like trash
>>343960817
I think every few hours or something it refreshes what's local to your area, I had ekans nearby but now its swapped to goldeen.
Still got tons of fucking pidgeys though.
>>343960912
because canada is a third world shithole
This thread is gold.
It's weeding out all of the fucking idiots on /v/.
>>343960854
I just thought there would be some shit to do that didn't require going somewhere. Looks like I can't even check the map, and the Pokestops and Gyms close to me all seem to be on really random places.
>you have to go outside
epic
>>343960973
how do you capture? Do you have to battle? Or do you just throw a pokeball and hope for the best?
Managed to catch 4 pokemon while taking a shit. Don't want to walk to the park to go to a pokemon store or the gym like the game wants me to
>>343960990
You do know Canada is just a colder, more tolerant USA, right?
>>343959904
LMAO
>got it to work
>now I have to go outside and shit
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>343960542
>motorola is owned by google
whoa is it 2014 again?
>>343961034
But are the idiots the ones who think it's malware or the ones who think it's legit?
>>343957275
>Choose region as AUSTRALIA and download away.
Not likely Aussie poster.
>>343961063
>he thought a game meant to get you out of your house to explore the world would let you just sit on your couch for the full experience
>>343961076
I think there's some sort of technique with flicking the ball, there's a battle feature with trainers but I haven't done it yet.
>>343960175
>tfw homestuck
>will play it anyway
how do i catch a pokemon? I'm standing at the part where the 3 starter pokemon are there and I'm in a lake and theres a top bar that says catch a pokemon but nothing happens when I click anything
How big is it?
I don't have too much space.
posting in epic thread
Professor Willow looks like the biggest faggot ever, holy shit.
>>343960473
Maybe that's just my family and friends then. They all seem to think Android phones are all Samsung phones.
>>343960542
Motorola is Android...?
>Failed to get game data from the server.
>>343959464
Pft
>>343961317
Tap the pokemon that you want out of the three.
Then you'll have to play a minigame where you try to hit the pokemon with the pokeball.
I'm kinda interested in this, but not really. I don't really trust mobile games to not be shit and I'm not particularly interested in wasting mobile data for this either, unless the data useage is low.
>>343960209
OP here. I'm both rooted and XPosed, and it works just fine. Worst case you use RootCloak and get done with it
GUYS DO I PICK BULBASAUR OR CHARMANDER
HELP
>>343959464
>ls
RIP your phone
>tfw going to go for a drive later and catch heaps of pokemon in my car
It doesn't want to install, even when using this apkpure shit.
>>343961180
yes
I canceled the download because i'm a bit of a pussy and shit i barely have money for food this week let alone another phone, anyone care to expose the samefag, or confirm that it aint gonna open up that terminal bullshit. Playstore link aint compatible with murrica.
>>343960160
This is someones fetish
Assume I need full wifi when outside too?
>itt /v/ tries to into technology
>>343960469
catch mons then 'fight' with cpus
no trading yet, direct pvp NEVER EVER
>>343961981
The problem isn't the terminal man, the problem is running fucking ls look it up
>>343962027
>>>/twitch/
I don't know what's going on in this thread.
>>343961981
I did it. Im also >>343957426
Scanned it on my Laptop and on my phone. Looks good, anon.
>>343962002
I assume that unless you're in a public space with wifi you're just going to have to accept it's going to use up your data plan. My only hope is that the game doesn't suck up too much data, but the fact it uses GPS makes me feel like it'll use a lot...
>>343962105
OH SHIT LS? DIDN'T THAT APPEAR IN A CNN NEWS REPORT A FEW DAYS AGO ABOUT CHINESE HACKERS???
>>343961823
>ls
Can someone explain?
>>343962226
linux command that lists shit contained within a directory
HOW THE FUCK IS THE NAME PRATTMAN ALREADY TAKEN
WHO THE FUCK WOULD WILLINGLY TAKE THAT NAME
Fuck! Not available in Canada. Fucking gooks
>people getting to choose all 3
>I got stuck with bulbasaur
REEE I WANTED SQUIRTLE
>>343962131
WHAT THE FUCK
>>343959079
Have you even looked at Mario? He's not even fat, let alone obese.
>>343962226
If it was you I wouldn't even search about it. Forget this post. Forget terminals. Walk away, have your phone live another day.
>my username is taken
this is fucking HORSESHIT. same thing happened when I was choosing my NNID.
>>343962329
:^ )
>>343962131
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>343962147
>tfw my data plan is only 3gb
JUST
>>343962415
I have an iPhone since I'm not a cuck nor a poorfag
>>343962484
But nintendo didn't do it.
>>343962131
Fucking delete this you psycho
>>343962131
Pokemon Reddit Version released. waiting for Pokemon 4chan so I can catch Seeyaia and Forryu instead
Im android and it doesnt support any device. I guess I wait?
>>343962131
Shit keeps crashing on me when I get to the map screen and try to catch first pokemon.
And I know its not a problem with my phone hardware because it can run better looking games.
Do you pokemon battle at all or is it walking around and catching them without any battle?
Can anyone tell me the size of the file?
I am not downloading another 500-600 MB shit like Miitomo.
How else besides actually walking can I make my avatar move? I'm not going to jog down to my local church at ten in the goddamn evening.
>>343962680
60 mb for download
>not having unlimited internet
>>343962680
>>343962426
>lists shit
That's how I remember the command
>tfw device not compatible
>>343962735
Looks like you're fucked!
I guess this game is all about the realism considering your life was already fucked.
>>343962484
>It's okay when Nintendo does it
>Nintendo didn't even make this
>Nintendo doesn't make any Pokemon games at all
Can you use a mock GPS app?
>>343962735
You might want to have a look at the official support site, my friend.
https://support.pokemongo.nianticlabs.com/hc/en-us
It's right there, on the "HOW DO I MAKE MY AVATAR MOVE?" heading
Good luck!
>>343962131
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>343962136
Thanks man, gonna give it a go. >>343962198 people like this are always reassuring.
>>343962348
It was I.
I took it just so you could not have it.
>>343962960
>>343962856
That's fucking retarded. Seriously, that is ACTUALLY RETARDED.
I'm stuck in the goddamn tutorial until morning because I'm already in my pajamas.
>>343962943
AFAIK there's some sort of spoof detection system. It might be easy to check against your IP address / cellphone towers or whatever. Try and tell us if you get banned :D
There's fucking nothing nearby.
Missed a venonat because fuck going in the woods.
>>343962791
Pronto seras un maestro pokemon.
Faggót!
>Have to wait 10 days to come out
This is what I deserve for choosing to be an apple cuck
>>343960160
Almost word for word what I thought when I selected my character anon
Localisation works.
>>343963173
took me 3 minutes to set up a NZ account, download it and start it up.
>>343963120
>Just started
>Zubat, Spearow, Weedle and Rattata
Damn this is true to the actual games so far
>>343963095
Are you like 12 or something? Mommy won't let you out past 8?
Put some clothes on and go for a run. You probably need it anyway you fat fuck.
>>343963249
How?
>>343963161
>Pronto
>4 AM here
Tomorrow maybe
must suck if you live in the ghetto
So how beef do your phone have to be to run this?
>>343963243
>Everyone gets to enjoy a cool shit Bulbasaur
>you're stuck with BISASAM
I pity you.
Really.
only crap nearby
>live in the mountains of Puerto Rico
>20 degree roads
>place of interest in a fucking playground
At least I hope I get cool tropical and water mons
>>343957275
Well, don't leave us hanging. Did that bulbasaur possess cp?
>think about how cool pokemon would be if it was more like real life, with regions having certain kinds of pokemon, and it even further divided into forests and shit
>Suddenly realize I'm a fat fuck and when something like that comes along complain I can't just catch 'em all from the toilet next to my parents bedroom
WHY LIVE?
>>343957275
>>>/vp/ Your containment board, you fucker.
>>343963528
>why is that grown man standing in the playground
Two pokestops near me are a pub and a fucking childrens school
>that name isn't available
>>343963326
Nigger I don't WANT to go out past 8. I'm already in for the night, which means I am IN.
>>343963617
Fuck off, one less spot for a 11th overwatch thread isn't going to be the end of the world.
I guess that would be an accurate place to find a Squirtle
>>343963617
You do know this thread has over 190+ posts now.
>In your area
>Rattata
>Doduo
>Pidgey
wew lads
where's the mega link you fucking homos
>>343963528
sup mountainfag. Chilling near bayamon over here. Still setting up though, i'll let you know what i see. Cabron.
>>343963727
At least you've got Doduo. I have Venonat Weedle and fucking Spearow
>>343963496
Does it run on iPhone 4?
>>343963617
I'm sorry, you seem to be confused. Pokemon GO is a VIDEO GAME, and that means that it can be discussed on /v/.
/vp/ was created because several threads not relating to Pokemon but not relating to video games at all were being constantly made on /v/.
If this was a thread about the Pokemon Anime, it would be off topic and would indeed have to be put in /vp/. Alternatively, it could go to /a/.
>>343963718
I can't wait for all the pictures
>>343963824
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So, how are you guys finding the game so far? Post your thoughts. How far do you have to go to find anything? Has it posted Pokemon in weird spots like out in the ocean or in the middle of the road?
>>343963718
kek
>>343963718
>I wanna pee the very best
>>343963543
Hey, if the pokewalker, ingress, and moetivational burn your fat didnt do the trick, maybe this one will. I'm a fat fuck too. Maybe i'll roll my lardy ass somewhere for once
>>343963937
Won't get out of the house at this hour but I'll drive around tomorrow to see what I find.
You need data to catch mons right so it can sync to the server? not just GPS?
I don't have a dataplan so this is gonna be kinda lame, only going to be able to catch in places with wifi ):
>location of squirtle is in my bedroom
>>343963840
>>343963724
>>343963706
Stop making excuses, niggers. Shouldn't you be glad that you got your own entire board to circlejerk over your pocket monsters?
>>343963987
I really shouldn't laugh at kiddie shit like this but I did
>>343963528
Oh shit anon, where you from? I'm from Juana Diaz
>>343963937
>see zubat around a 5 minute walk away
>by the time I'm halfway there it runs away
>on my way home
>a spearow, zubat, and weedle all pop up exactly on my apartment
>tfw they were waiting for me and used that venonat as bait
>>343963718
>Movelist: Muddy Water and Mud Slap
>>343957706
>>343958449
>>343958998
Realistic pokemon is the best fetish.
Worksafe follows:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/888049/e648135df1/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/730113/6c0a8a3034/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/888046/c3ed10973f/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/845542/0457becb21/
>>343963937
I'm scared of the dark so I don't want to walk to the other end of my neighborhood to check out the Pokestop like the tutorial wants.
Live in houston so actually getting anywhere without driving is impossible, driving to go catch a pokemon doesn't feel right.
Wish I lived in a place I could actually walk around.
>>343964154
Mayagüez
>>343964180
>One pokemon using the others as bait
>The other pokemon all have a party and steal your cheetos
If only it was real
>>343963718
>>343963718
Don't miss.
>>343964135
Wow. So much denial.
>>343963437
>be a hood nigga
>walk outside
>immediately confronted by this
wat do
>>343963718
DONT MISS
>>343957275
>This app is incompatible with all your devices.
Fuck.
Anyone else having a "failed to get GPS signal" error?
>>343964302
Mayawest! Nice
>>343964395
is your gps on? are you on a custom rom where your gps has issues?
>>343964363
I just installed it anyway, fuck the police.
Game run slow as fuck though
>>343964347
Go suck a Charizard dick.
>>343964220
>afraid.webm
Post your pokemons
OK WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLE FUCKS IS RICHARDNIXON. I GOTTA COME TO PICK WITH YOU
>had to walk through the paddock to the right of my property in the rain to be in range to get this
Fucking worth it
>Golbat nearby but on the far side of wetlands I can't cross on foot
>>343964629
>scyther
I hope you get mugged you lucky bastard.
>>343964507
I'm on arooted Note 3 with stock firmware and tripped KNOX on 4.4.2., it might be something with my Xposed modules but I'm not sure
>only 151
>>343964395
I got that, verified that it worked with google maps then went back and it worked, dunno.
So is there any freeium shit in this? Gotta buy more pokeballs, or better ones like great balls? Stamina that needs to be recharged?
I don't get it. All you do is capture pokemon? What's the goal of the game? To fill the pokedex?
There's no battling
>>343964629
>Scyther
I hate you.Is increasing Pokemon's strength even worth anything? Can you even have Pokemon battles?
>>343961272
>tfw you live in Detroit
What kind of adventures shall I have? Or do I need to get a group to travel with me?
>>343964562
Sorry, I'm more of a Blaziken kind of girl.
>>343964750
They confirmed they're adding the rest eventually
>all the fat fucks complaining about actually having to leave the house to play
>>343959079
>Morbidly obese
>italian
That's funny and also not true
>>343964750
Calm the fuck down, nigger. They're going to add more as time goes on.
