Now: prompt
Next: Escape GOAT 2
Then: SUPERRRRR Meat Boy
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
No casuals allowed in this thread
Why was this shitty game added?
>three "hardcore" minimalistic indie platformers in a row
What were they thinking?
>Watching this run from the Orlando airport as we speak, it's so cool to finally see the kirby hat on stream Kreygasm. Good luck on your run Chaos and tell me more about the event when you're back in Chitown. This is going to Kill The Animals.
NICE FUCKING PIXEL INDIE PLATFORMER LET'S PLAY
Reminder you can check donations here: https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donations/sgdq2016
>>343951517
someone on the committee has an indie pixel platformer fetish
hello?
>this everything
This is somehow even shittier than dustforce
Western games were a mistake
Jesus christ this dude is bad
Why is this allowed
>>343951517
They said they were going to sprinkle in some terrible games
I guess that also meant they'd sprinkle in some equally terrible players
>catching up with Amensia speedrun
>in the middle of the run they use the trick you've discovered first ages ago when Amnesia TDD was just released
feelsweird
/v/ is THE worst place to talk about 2d platformers. the only games you like are
>nintendoshit
>n++
>dustforce
This is horrible.
FUCKING SAY SOMETHING
so uhh so I umm so uhhh
This fucking guy isn't even good at this shitty indie platformer#32313
Who else grouchy here?
The Super Meat Boy run is gonna be a good antidote for this bullshit
HAHA NICE DEATHS FAMILIA
So we can all agree that PC gaming was a mistake, right?
Am I the only one hearing like two songs being played at once?
seriously this block is really cringeworthy with dustforce being an exception.. how come all the biggest autist flock to shitty indie games?
Wake me up when the pretentious memegame block ends.
The retard uhhh finally shut up.
>that silence
Love the music
>>343951616
UHH
UMM
>100,000 people are watching this trash
I'd be embarrassed if I were the developer/runner.
Is this game vaporwave?
What runs do we have to look forward to?
I'm having a hard time coming up with something positive to say about this.
>7 indie platformers left
I just want to watch contra
>mfw this retard goes 10 minutes over estimate
I should develop a minimal platformer.
>>343951593
I want to become Suzuka-sama's servant.
>>343951403
Who /I'lltryinthenextsemester/ here?;_;
>Music is the best part of the game
>no commentary
>two faggots sitting in the back jacking off
>fucking so boring they have to play music to kill the silence
WHY IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED
>>343951585
Because they're good. Not your shitty low effort platformers.
Protip, anyone can do a shitty minimalistic platformer.
>this music
>having to explain to your parents why you waste 16 hours a day playing a game that looks like tetris from 40 years ago
>no monkey ball this year
>>343951585
2D platformers are not exactly a diverse and expansive genre. There's a reason 2D platformers were some of the earliest games ever made - it's because they're so simple. The medium has evolved.
>>343951694
you're just not patrician enough to understand true aesthetic
Embarrasing.
so...
>that voice volume drop
KEK
kind of interested in seeing escape goat because i heard good things about the first game and never considered it a speedgame
>The jumps on this level are tighter than a twelve year old
BANNED.
>dude finally shuts the fuck up
>wow suddenly not dying as much anymore
>>343951757
gonna watch meat boy and sleep until the sonic block
>SO
>UH
>THE
>UHM
>another retro indie 2hard4u game with "minimalist artstyle" and instakill spikes
That game that was 2 games ago literally had you playing as the glitched Meat boy sprite.
There's barely any commentating this is boring as fuck.
>you're supposed to go over it
>but under it is faster
IT'S THE SAME DISTANCE YOU NERD
>>343951865
Are you up past your bedtime?xD
Did he just say that?
I seriously hope that this game isnt being sold on steam
didn't realize speed running involved restarting each level 10 times
>Hi! I'm actually new to SGDQ and I'm discovering a lot of games I didn't know about and they look awesome. You're doing a great job guys. Save the frames, kill the animals!
If I can make your entire shitty indie game in Mario Maker then it shouldn't be run at a marathon.
Why didn't you guys kill PC gaming when you had the chance?
Now we have to suffer
That black dude in the couch is straight up dead.
i would literally go insane after playing this game for 1 minute
GUISE IS THIS FLASHGAMESDONEQUICK?
LOOK AT THIS SPEED
>>343951923
Say hwat
They really needed to spread this shit out, feels like they have been showing the same game for a few hours now
>>343951925
http://store.steampowered.com/app/366590/?snr=1_7_15__13
Whats the WR for this trash?
seeing this jumping block die over and over sure is thrilling
>>343951927
Imagine if this guy was going to donate $10 for every time he died. They'd get their million in no time.
>>343951995
it's pretty fast desuat restarting
>>343951920
it's 2 am and I'm fucking tired.
Can someone explain how there's RNG in a platformer?
Why isn't I Wanna Be The Boshy here this year? It's like the only entertaining brutal platformer
What's the best run so far?
This is fucking embarrassing, last time this fucking game gets played at GDQ
>>343951403
>prompt
>virtual scanlines
>virtual screen curvature
Worst than playing an actual pong game on an oscilloscope.
>>343952075
he's just bad
Why does he call everything RNG? Am I missing something?
>>343952032
>4,99€
Why
>>343951925
It's only $2
>>343952075
The spikes rotate apparently.
>inb4 he goes over estimate
>>343952032
I would rather eat $5 than buy this piece of shit.
Compelling.
I can't believe this is the game this asshole chose to speedrun
he spends hours a day perfecting (or trying to) this shit game that no one cares about
>>343952075
It's how they can avoid blame at fucking up.
>>343952073
ditto and i've got work at 6:30
i should really get some sleep while i still can
why must i torture myself so
>actual good games are in the middle of the night or early in the morning
EVERY FUCKING YEAR
>I could be playing games right now
>im watching this shit insteadwho am i kidding i aint watching nor would i be playing regardless
if he goes over someone shoot me please
>>343952075
if you step on the spikes you die
it's extremely different from other platformers
it even has a doublejump
>>343951585
>people only like good games
Jesus fucking christ
>>343952075
the spikes don't have square hitboxes, but uses their sprite, which changes
He's just bad at timing
SOMEONE JUST END HIM PLEASE
>time will be called when I
>die
This fucking nigger.
JUST KILL THIS RUN ALREADY
>calling his victory
>immediately dies
top kek
Taking bets on mercy kill
FUCKING WREKT KIRBY FAGGOT
CHOOOOKE
>>343952081
Because Witwix stopped speedrunning and nobody else wants to play Boshy.
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
Who's idea was it to put this shit in a prime time slot? Save it for 4 AM to 11 AM.
>this game
>this run
My fucking sides
They mercy killed it
>>343952075
The spikes are switching from vertical to horizontal really fast and those hit boxes also switch with it so he's calling it RNG when it's really just timing.
THat fucking death at the end ahah
>twitch doesnt even give a fuck anymore
AMAZING RUN BRAVO NOLAN
>>343952287
you win LMFAO
why is the room so fucking empty?
AHAHAHAHA
THE CHOKE
THE STREAM DOWN
EVERYTHING
rip
>>343952161
i bet the guy playing is the developer, how could they fool someone with that 4,99 pricetag
>>343952032
>It is minimalist, it is retro, and it is very, very hard
wew
>>343952284
u got it
>>343951403
ACTIVE SHOOTER ON SET
YAY!
His run was so bad the stream died.
Thank god they just ended it.
>almost finished
>dies
>then stream dies
BAN THIS GUY
Did he seriously just miss the final jump to make time?
Can't these faggots at least practice their games to the point that they get deathless runs consistently?
did stream die
Game looks legit. They guy doesn't seem good enough to make it worth the time, though.
>>343952284
or the entire stream kek
RIP
Looks like even Twitch couldn't handle this game Kappa
and the stream died before the run was killed
>mercy killed
How embarassing.
>stream just fucking crashed
this is beyond perfect
TWITCH HAS PUT AN END TO IT FOR US
They mercy killed it.
F
>game so shitty the stream dies
I'm sure that's on someone's bingo card.
DED
>run was so shit someone pulled the plug
>>343952235
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
I'm in fucking tears right now.
He got to the last spike and died, and the stream instantly goes down.
>mercy kill
>>343952352
its orgy porgy time
Jesus fuck
>runner is so shit the stream killed itself
This run was so bad Twitch killed itself.
>>343952369
It's Caveman isn't it?
>>343952361
are we talking about the game or my dick
ayyyy
RIP SDGQ
thank god it's over
His fault for saying TIME and activating the automatic stream kill
M E R C Y K I L L
If you haven't played this game, don't fucking judge it.
Just tuned in and the stream ended
Update me on this runpls
CHIBI JUST RAN IT WITH A BOMB
CHECK THE NEWS
>>343952562
Fuck off
The game and run was shit
>>343952410
The game looks like generic shit I could have played for free as a flash game
I'd rather just stare at and old MS-DOS computer than play this shit.
>>343952562
I just saw the entire game. It's a joke. There are thousands like it. For free, too.
I honestly feel really bad for this guy
>>343952530
I guess he really did have bad RNG
>>343952562
Where do you think you are, pixelshit dev?
>>343952530
lol did his PC die too?
>>343952552
RESIDENT SLEEPER
>>343952595
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>343952562
>if you haven't had newt gingrich arm shoulder deep up your rectum, don't judge it
>>343952530
Sure. Power fluctuations.
>>343952562
>le minimalistic block game
>jump and don't hit the spikes so original XD
>>343952591
it was shit
>>343952591
it's shit
>>343952530
>HAVE A MARATHON EVENT IN A VENUE WITHOUT A GENERATOR
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
Who Toby Fox here?
>>343952562
People here have already played games like that.
>>343952591
He kept dying a shitload & the stream died on the final level.
>>343952562
This is one of those games you can tell exactly how plays by looking at it.
>meme platformer block
So bad the stream commited sudoku.
BLM has been contacted
just give me momodora
>>343952635
>>343952595
yfw Chibi and the Crash runner from last year teamed up to take down the GDQs
>>343952535
YASUNA IS MY WIFE
>>343952562
>>343952591
Pixelshit platformer.
Runner died so hard the stream died too.
CANCER WON
A
N
C
E
R
W
O
N
So what was worse? This guy being so bad that stream is kill, or the other guy running NSMB 2 who didn't charge his 3DS?
>>343952591
So uhm... the.. uhhh.. runner died over and over.. uhmm and uhm.. the game looks boring as fuck.
Uhhmm..
>>343952562
I don't need to play it to see its a copy of super meat boy where they couldn't get a graphics artist
>>343952552
So resident sleeper is a guy who fell asleep during his own stream?
>>343952694
long live the king
CHAOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CHAOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CHAOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CHAOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>343952591
>Guy playing "unique hardcore platformer" #357
>dies constantly
>uhhh
>sorry
>couch is dead
>about to call time
>dies
>stream dies
>>343952607
>>343952630
It's sort of a recent new genre, stupidly hard indie platformers. A lot of people appreciate it, guys.
>>343951565
Fuck you nigger Dustforce is great.
HARRO HARRO YOO AAA ELECRICTY DAOON?
>>343952694
Bless you, child.
>Form now on I'll try to donate this much every time I turn on the stream. Keep it up guys and let's hit $300,000 tonight! Kill the animals. >:)
>>343952562
I played the game and currently hold the world record after my very first run. I speak for all of us when I say the stream died at just the right time.
Cringe is back on the menu, boys!
>>343952792
He fell asleep during a resident evil marathon or something
>>343952696
>>343952754
>>343952796
Why did they have to cut the entire stream to mercy kill it though.
Does anyone have a list of banned phrases the Twitch chat modbot tracks?
I got a thirty-minute timeout for "MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee", and I hear that "cringe" and "triggered" are similarly banned.
>>343952761
Nah, that's AGDO.
The US Airforce bombed the event because it's funding ISIS.
>>343952530
I hope it's not another fire.
>go to brush teeth real quick before he finishes
>get back
>stream dead
What the fuck happened?
>they paused it
Fucking disgusting.
back
ITS BACK
WE ARE BACK
oh god he was waiting for us
>THEY FUCKING PAUSED THE GAME
Jesus just end it
>He's still playing
FUCK
Sooo....uhmmm....
NOT OVER YET, BOYS
LMAOOOOOO
http://steamcharts.com/app/366590
http://4mat.bandcamp.com/album/prompt-ost
At least the OST doesn't seem as terrible as everything else about the game.Barely
>it's back
>he still hasn't finished the level
This is by far the worst GDQ yet. What an absolute snoozefest. Fuck this garbage, I'm going to bed. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore
anyone want some Keys?
>>343952747
wow is that true
I hope you have a happy life together
>>343952942
oh my sweet fuck
who dis thicc asian
Throwing a donation out there to help fix your internet.
Donation goes to Defunct since it's the first incentive on the list that hasn't been met.
>>343952859
Jedi Academy run. Look it up, it was a fun run.
THIS DOESN'T COUNT HE WASN'T AT THE END WHEN THE STREAM CUT OFF. I CALL A DO OVER.
let's be honest that this last jump is complete bullshit
http://steamcharts.com/app/366590
He is literally the only one who plays this game.
>>343952871
that never happened
>>343952672
I think it's pretty clear from the last moments of the stream that it was pretty lacking in energy.
>this fucking run
>oh good time
>tfw minneapolis was a mistake
That was it?
>>343952942
Is the runner the game dev?
>>343953007
gee, what gave it away sherlock holmes?
What a coincidence that the stream came back on just as he was about to finish...
>>343952997
>61 deaths
>"speedrun"
>>343952942
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>343953003
my sidesa
>>343952942
wait a minute, that pool...
>oh look I was conveniently right at the end of the game when the stream came back
>>343952942
gross
61 x 5
whatever that is, that's how much of this nigger's pocket change he's gonna have to pay just because he wanted his meme-run in
>>343953003
HAHAHAHA
>>343953003
There's a lot of those
>>343953020
savage?
>>343953003
>24 hour peak
>1
This was just an advertisement for this literally who game
Fat diabutus afraid of the sun, might think lions are out there looking for him.
>>343952859
Watch the Jedi Academy run from the other night. It was probably the most entertaining run so far because the runner was upbeat and actually having fun.
>>343953020
Ok that was pretty good.
>>343953007
Then why is there a video of it??
Fucking finally what a train wreck
>>343952942
post more of that thicc slut
Did he give up?
>>343952942
lmao 2 all time peak
can't make this shit up
