>athena will never be your friend
>you will never be coworkers with ema
>franziska will never be your partner
>you will never fuck any of them
Why live?
Anyway, what's the worst game in the series? I vote DD.
>>343937962
>>343937962
You will never watch as Franny whips Ema's ass till its bright red, then strap-on fucks Ema while Athena sucks your dick while Maya straddles her and high'fives you.
>>343939570
But at least I have Love Junkie.
>>343938393
>wanting to fuck ema
ema is probably a lesbian given her attitude against ANY male character,
>sarcastic and condescending against apollo
>outright hates klavier
>kinda likes edgeworth, but edgeworth is a proper pussy repellent
but yeah what you said probably right, but if not for 2-4, jfa is fucking TRASH
neh, capcom likes their lesbians
>>343938393
She's ready for you to teach her the science of friction.
>>343939570
>franziska loving anyone but adrian
its probably canon that ema has no friends
>>343939849
Franny will have her.
>>343940143
franziska likes adrian
What, never be friends with a video game character that isn't real? Poor me.
>will never eat rice ball shaped hamburgers
Quick, post:
>your AA waifu>your fetish>what you would do with the aforementioned waifu and fetish
>>343940217
you missed the point
like
entirely
>>343940401
>ema
>nothing really big, i guess.
>discuss about science and biology
>>343937962
>You will never be a bro with Edgeworth and Gumshoe
>>343937962
>Gumshoe is still the only major character who hasn't come back
>>343938393
I vote JFA.
>rehashes tons of previous characters with few new ones and half the new ones suck
>Maya is only really around for 2-3
>introduced lots of shitty logic and awful things like having to go back and press statements twice
>1st case is the most boring tutorial case in the series
>2nd case is completely forgettable despite technically being important
>3rd case is the worst in the series. Seriously awful setting, characters, plot, logic, everything
>4th case drags on long as fuck and is filled with wayyyy too much melodrama. Interesting idea with a guilty client but he's such a prissy faggot. Overall while good it's still the worst final case in the series.
I find it hard to bring up good points about JFA. The only good things about this game is Francisca, Pearls, and maybe De Killer.
>>343940874
H-Hey! At least I'm coming back!
>>343940795
>you'll never be bros with Butz
>you'll never play poker with hobo phoenix
>thank god you'll never work with Gant
>you will never be bro with laurice
>he will never use his mad art skillz to make a drawing for you
why even bother.
>>343941251
You have no fucking idea how much that triggered me.
>>343942457
I wonder if he'll still be a drawfag in AA6 or if he's back to being a NEET.
LOLI FRANZISKA
>>343942893
It's Butz. He already played the Steel Samurai for a show after his "art career" ended.
Of course he's going to be some bumblefuck NEET in AA6. He'll probably try his hand at spiritual channeling and fuck everything up as per usual.
>>343937962
>posting vulnerable fran
DELETE TIHS
>>343943129
But he was back to being a drawfag in AAI2, so maybe he'll stick with it. It's the only thing he's actually good at.
>Ace Attorney thread
Can't wait for the next game, Apollo getting more screentime is great. Loved how he was used in DD, minor playtime with an actually decent and interesting side plot. Hopefully they do that again here.
>>343937962
>AND ONE MORE FOR JENNY AND THE WIMP!
really hope aa7 features franziska; she's pretty great and we haven't seen her post-timeskip yet
![[HorribleSubs] Ace Attorney - 05 [720p][(007510)2016-06-23-00-33-22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dtKF9qU.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Ace Attorney - 05 [720p][(007510)2016-06-23-00-33-22].jpg")
>>343937962
>you will never solve cases with Maya and Pearls by your side, and later celebrate eating noodlesburguers
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