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First person to roll a 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, or 0 chooses what we do next. I've already grinded up everyone to at least Level 18.
RECAP
>Our hero DICKS was born into the world along side his Chikorita, Fuckleaf, where he soon met his rival, Moot
>DICKS quickly gathered more Pokemon as he conquered the first two gyms on his path to being the very best, like no one ever was.
>Current team consists of:
>Fuckleaf the Bayleaf
>TinyMiracl the Togepi
>FutaIsGay the Geodude
>Bidoof the Rattata
>Muscle the Machop
>LadyGaga the Hoothoot
>Now in Goldenrod
Last Thread: >>343839943
Go get a haircut at the underground, and defeat all the trainers there
>>343925392
While working through the underground to get a haircut, Muscle wans to learn Seismic Toss. Should he? If so, what move will be forgotten? 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, or 0 decides.
Oh wow, I wanna get in on this, where are we at now?
>>343925819
Just got to Goldenrod, just entered underground since anon said to.
>>343925694
forget low kick
>>343925694
replace low kick
Delete your save file.
>>343926031
>>343926014
Replaced Low Kick with Seismic Toss. There were no services available underground. Where to now? 1, 3, 5, 6, 8, or 9 decides.
>>343926303
go to the pokemon center and release togepi into the wild
>>343926379
Rest in fuckin peaces TinyMiracl. What now? 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, or 0 decides.
>>343926590
buy a wobuffet
>>343926590
Go get a Growlithe from the next route since >>343926379 decided to be a quadruple nigger
>>343926379
>>343926590
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>343926590
go to the gym
>>343926718
Sorry it took so long, had to find a cheat to get Casino coins. What do we name this Wobufett? 1, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0 decides.
>>343927368
Yes
>>343927368
OP a fag
>>343927368
Bane?
>>343927368
gayfagman
>>343927470
Winrar! What now? Grind or gym. 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 0 decides. Also,you aren't wrong.
>>343927737
gym
>>343927737
Grind at gym. Lose to the trainers.
>>343927737
Gym. Use Bidoof as much as possible
>>343927737
grind OP a fag
>>343927737
Go to the gym
>>343927737
turn off the game and go to a gym
>>343927737
release wobbuffet
>>343927805
>>343927807
At Whitney. Who's frontin? 1, 4, 6, 8, or 0 decides.
>>343928260
Futaisgay
>>343928260
ladygaga
>>343928336
Now what do? 1,3, 7, or 0 decides.
>>343928478
Defense curl
>>343928478
def curl
>>343928478
def curl
get huge
>>343928478
curl it gurl
>>343927737
Finish the Gym with only Wobbuffet.
>>343928672
curl
>>343928672
hit that son of a bitch with a def curl
>>343928672
keep curlin
>>343928672
keep curling
>>343928672
Throw a Pokeball.
>>343928672
curls for days
>>343928726
>>343928731
>>343928740
>>343928761
Curled three more times and she got a crit and this the result. What now? 3, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 0 decides.
>>343928892
curl
>>343928892
heal 2bh
>>343928892
give up
>>343928892
The result was nothing, so obviously we need to curl more.
>>343928892
Throw a pokeball.
>>343928892
Forgot image but here it is.
>>343928892
keep curlin
>>343928892
Fuckrita
fukken curlbros, I swear
>>343929009
roll magnitude 5
>>343928892
Crit with a tackle
>>343928892
just attack ffs
>>343929156
Result of one tackle. Next person to roll 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 0 decides.
>>343929398
curl harder
>>343929398
magnitude with attitude
>>343929398
magnitude
>>343929398
attackle
>>343929472
>>343929487
Curled then got a Magnitude 10. Do we keep FutaIsGay in for horror cow? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 , 9, or 0 decides.
>>343929670
keep
>>343929670
Yes. Curl to eat up the cow's rollout
>>343929670
holy shit, smoked. keep going my dude
>>343929670
Those curls weren't for nothing, keep her in
>>343929709
What now? 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 0 decides.
>>343929865
Magnitude
>>343929865
curl
>>343929865
magnidude
>>343929910
Magnitude 5. Next 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, or 9 decides what attack to spam next.
>>343929865
Run like the pussy you are OP.
>>343930061
heal
Magnatude
>>343930061
tackle
>>343930061
reset the game
>>343930061
Keep on magnituding
>>343930061
Switch to Chiko, have him use reflect
Can Miltank use High Kick?
>>343930124
>>343930136
Healed then used Magnitude. Next 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0 decides next two moves.
>>343930292
curl
>>343930290
No. This is why Geodude shuts it down.
>>343930292
tackle rochthrow
>>343930292
Tackle.
>>343930292
Forgot image again, god I'm a scatterbrain. Sorry you all.
>>343930429
Defense curl
>>343930398
Used tackle once. Wat now? 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 0 decides.
>>343930582
Throw a pokeball
MAGNATUDE
>>343930620
we do ignore shit like that right?
its not a free pokemon
rockthrow rockthrow rockhrow
>>343930582
Magnatude
>>343930582
FUCK! I'm so stupid! I could've swore I clicked on the file! Anyways, next post after THIS post decides next move that isn't run or throw pokeball.
OP do you really need to have us tell you what move to use every turn?
It just slows things down, just spam magnitude and win so we can move on.
>>343930620
My 5 says no
>>343930732
DEFENSE CURL
>>343930732
heal
>>343930773
you heard the man
>>343930732
>Using a girl that resists normal and rock-type moves to fight Mitank
Fucking casual.
>>343930773
>>343930826
Sorry. Healed, then spammed Magnitude and finished off Whitney and got the badge.
>>343931027
Miltank is so easy in any case it doesn't matter. Only dumb kids playing for the first time have trouble. Just use sand attack once and it's over.
>>343931374
get the bike
>>343931374
It's Tuesday. That means the Bug-Catching contest is on.
>>343931452
Don't need it because of emulator speedup. I'm trying to get the Squirtbottle so we can continue right now.
>>343931559
My autism demands you still get the bike
>select all images with bicycles
>>343931559
GET THE GODDAMN BIKE
Get a Scyther at the bug catching contest.
Going to work, watching this thread.
>>343931529
Okay, should we participate in that then? And fine I'll get the bike just so you sperglords shut up about it. 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, or 9 decides if we do contest and what we aim for in there.
release all pokemon
>>343931559
GO GET THE BIKE
>>343931969
do contest
get scyther
>>343931969
Get Scyther
>>343931969
Stand in the non-grass areas and walk around until time is up
>>343931969
Catch Scyther
>>343932021
WINRAR
>>343932043
>>343932058
Okay going to do the contest and try and get Scyther.
>>343932223
Release all your pokemon and end the thread
>>343932223
OP is a faggot.
>>343932223
Okay, for whatever reason, it's Monday in the game. Can I get one outside of the contest? If not I'm moving on.
>>343931559
>thread is titled /v/ plays pokemon
>it's actually OP being a faggot and arbitrarily deciding what he should or shouldn't do
release all your pokemon, end the thread, and never make another one of these again
>>343932426
I don't think so, you might want to move on
or fix the hecking clock
>>343932453
No one wants to vote on every single decision. That takes even longer then what I'm doing. This is what I get for doing this during prime underage time.
>>343932508
Okay, moving on to Sudowoodo.Should it be caught? 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, or 0 decides.
>>343932748
Yes
Replace Fuckleaf with Sudowoodo
>>343932748
Catch the tree, then
>>343932748
Release all Pokemon fag
>>343932748
Nope move on.
>>343932815
>>343932841
What is this tree's name? 1, 3, 5, 8, or 0 decides.
(I guess we're releasing Fuckleaf then.)
>>343932974
Betterleaf
>>343932974
fuckwood
>>343932974
WoodyAllen
>>343933038
I know it's a replacement to Fuckleaf, but I'm surprised no one said Girlwood. Heading to the next town.
>>343933201
Where to now? East, West, Tower, or Gym?
>>343933482
tower
>>343933482
West
>>343933482
grind all mons to same level then to sport tower.
>>343933482
east and fumble your way through the dark cave
>>343933201
do you level your Pokemons offscreen, or do we need to tell you to grind etc.?
>>343933482
Go to the tower. Grind that shit and level.
>>343933567
>>343933575
Grinded through the tower, now I'm heading west.
>>343933709
I try and keep the levels up on my own.
>>343933482
Where's Scyther
>>343933908
Go west
>>343933980
It's not Tuesday in game for some reason.
>>343934027
Now that I'm on the west route, what do I do? 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, or 9 decides.
>>343934145
Catch a Miltank
Don't give up until you find one
>>343934145
say hello to the sick cow
>>343934145
Fight all trainers. Need dem levels pal.
>>343934145
catch the first mon you see and replace it with the pokemon in 3rd Slot of your current Team.
>>343934285
>>343934291
Got it and got it.
>>343934349
HOLY. FUCKIN. SHIT.
1, 2, 4, 6, 8, OR 0 DECIDES IF WE CATCH.
>>343934852
of corsh
>>343934852
Leave it. Shit mon.
>>343934852
Catch
>>343934852
Tell us if you cheated.
>>343934852
Holy hit, get it and name him KEK
>>343934852
catch and level, you glorious fucker
>>343934928
>>343934953
>>343934995
>>343934989
Caught it, what name. 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, or 0 decides.
>>343934954
Surprisingly, no. The only cheats I have are infinite casino coins.
>>343935154
Bane
>>343935154
Iron Will
>>343935154
CIA
>>343935154
Yes
>>343935154
M. Bison
>>343935178
Done. But now we're presented with another issue. Who do we box/release to make room for Bane?
>>343935154
>Surprisingly, no. The only cheats I have are infinite casino coins.
What about save states?
>>343935315
remove bidoof
>>343935315
Bidoof
>>343935335
Gaga and muscle, obtain S. Star
>>343935335
No save states either. I've been going purely with in game save to keep progress.
>>343935335
That doesnt help, the chances to find a shiny are still the same, its like soft resetting for legendaries.
I went through the East route and defeated every trainer there. So do go West or to the gym? Next response decides.
>>343935475
Who are you talking to?
>>343935954
gym
Opie did you buy all the elemental punch TMs in Goldenrod?
>>343936220
No should I?
I'm at the last trainer before the leader. Who do we lead with? 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, or 0 decides.
>>343936342
Bane
>>343936342
Lady Gaga grewed up.Yay.
>>343936342
tauros
let him prove his worth
>>343936342
Fuckwood
And yes you should, at least to help your mons like sudowoodo cover all the types
>>343936475
>>343936495
Okay, I'm going to go buy them before the battle.
And I can't lead with Bane because he doesn't have any non normal moves right now. Unless you all want me to teach him Blizzard, which I got from the Game Corner.
>>343936720
I made Bane forget Tail Whip for Blizzard.
Going into the gym leader now.
>>343937142
if dubs use only op is a fag for the gym
Bane fainted early in the battle. Who do we switch him her out for?
>>343937404
op a fag
>>343937404
Fuckwood
>>343937491
Since OP Is A Fag is basically useless, I'm going for Fuckwood.
>>343937738
>not counter spamming
baka op
>>343937738
We got stomped. Guess it's time to grind.
>>343937404
Fuckwood
>>343937991
First chance you get go get the Eevee from Bill's house
>>343937991
Try to use the super fishrod
>>343937991
evolve futa is gay
Everyone's at Level 23 now. Who should I start with?
>>343938891
futaisgay
>>343938927
FutaIsGay fainted after one knockout. Who do I switch to now?
>>343938891
Muscle
>>343939137
Fuckwood
>>343939157
>>343939186
Both fainted at Gengar. Who will avenge them?
>>343939454
lady gaga
>>343939454
LadyGaga
>>343939561
>>343939531
Dream Eater is such bullshit. Guess I need to grind up even more.
>>343940028
evolve futaisgay 2bh
>>343940028
don't you have any dark moves?
>>343940028
Are you having your mons hold berries that wake you up from sleep? That helped me a lot
>>343940028
Bane wants to learn Pursuit. Should he?
>>343940107
Okay, I will.
>>343940130
I will now.
>>343940240
Forget tackle
>>343940240
Remove Tackle
>>343940240
yes
remove rage
>>343940362
>>343940352
>>343940310
Evolved FutaIsGay and smashed Monty into pieces. Now on to the next town!
If 5 OP has to follow Nuzlocke rules for the next 2 hours
>>343941379
Thanks for the bump, fighting the Kimono girls right now to get surf so I can go fight Chuck and get the medicine.
>>343941410
Dodged a fuckin bullet
>>343941519
Who's gonna learn surf tho?
>>343941646
Bane
If 8 OP gonna grind to lvl 85 his main poke before going for the next gym
>>343941519
Should I catch a Pokémon on the way to the island? And once I get there do I get Shuckle?
>>343941379
fuck off, why would you bump this shitty thread when the op is pretty much playing the game by himself?
>>343941807
catch Irwin's killer if you see one and yeah get Shuckle
>>343941807
catch a tentacool
get shuckle
>>343941901
What do I replace for Tentacool?
Same with Shuckle.
>>343941863
just because he's not doing retarded shit like quitting the game doesn't mean he's playing alone
Though he could post more screenshots desu
>>343942087
Can do. I didn't know if people wanted to swarmed with kind of random screenshots but if you want them I can do it.
>>343942052
remove fuckwood and opafag
>>343941807
>>343942052
replace the bird with tentacool, taurus is our normal type
>>343942087
also this, post more screenshots
>>343942193
We kind of need a flying type to move around easier though.
>>343942187
But I'll gladly replace OP a Fag. Waste of a slot.
>>343941807
Catch Shuckle
Lock him to party
Call him Fuckle
Caugth a Tentacruel, what should I name him? 1, 3, 7, 8, or 0 decides.
>>343942492
You know what, I love that name so much I'm not even going to ask for nicknames. Fuckle it is.
>>343942630
CIA
>>343942630
Yes
>>343942630
Sorry, forgot picture because I'm half retarded. It's not important, but let me attack it anyways to break up the wall of text.
Who do we replace to make room for Fuckle? I don't WANT to get rid of Lady Gaga, because it would make flying so much easier, but if everyone wants that, I'll do it.
>>343934852
This was my first shiny I had ever caught (except the Gyarados)
>>343942716
threadkill
>>343943169
Remove Muscle
>>343943271
Well, I'm not getting any other responses, so Muscle it is. Replacing Muscle with Fuckle.
>>343943169
Did you name the Tentacruel?
>>343943520
Go on.
>>343943520
Fuck, I forgot you can't nickname the Shuckle. It's default name is Shuckie, and I don't think you can change it at the Name Rater. Sorry to whoever suggested Fuckle.
>>343943586
Yes, someone said Yes and they got the roll, so the Tentacruel is named Yes. That was the most redundant sentence I've ever typed.
Who should I teach Strength since you need it to progress in the 5th gym? And what move should I get rid of?
>>343944095
Futaisgay
>>343944095
Shuckie
>>343944342
>>343944326
I went ahead and made Shuckie forget Withdraw since he didn't really have any other attacks.
>>343944448
Who should front the battle? 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, or 0 decides.
>>343944676
Yes
>>343944676
shuckle
>>343944867
Fronted with Yes and absolutely stomped Chuck. Going to give the medicine and do the next gym.
>>343945064
can you trade pokemons with a second Emulator? if yes, will you evolve FutaIsGay later?
About to take on the sixth gym. Who do I start with here? Sorry there hasn't been much interactivity going on. This part of the game is pretty straight forward.
>>343945356
I was actually just about to ask this. Does VBA have netplay? I really hope so. If not, are there any emulators that do that will let me load my save game?
>>343945578
geodude
>>343946073
Done and done! FutaIsGay swept. Now on to the next town. I think when I get there I'll be done until tomorrow, if there's interest.
>>343946347
same time?
>>343946347
Yes, will go to sleep too, it's already 1:15 AM here
>>343946347
And I think this is where I'm going to leave off since no one is really responding any more. I'll do this again at 1 PM tomorrow if any one is still looking at this.
>>343947020
Of course, I can do later if needed, but 1 PM is the earliest I can do, so I just said then. I can do 4 PM like today if wanted.
>>343947020
Goodnight Opie
>>343947020
There is still interest pokefag, we'll be waiting for you
