Stop right there son! Can I see your copy of skyrim remastered? Oh, you don't have one? We'll see what the boys make of that downtown!
But I have it on steam so it's free, right? :^)
>>343923447
But sir, I already have the original version with all expansion packs!
>>343923447
give me your badge number, faggot. I'm telling your superiors.
I only have skyrim illegally downloaded edition
>>343923447
*starts blasting fuck the police"
>>343924000
trips confirms, Todd is a faggot. get lost op
I have a copy of Fallout 2 please don't hurt me
Hello there, I'm Officer Howard's superior.
>>343923447
When will police stop persecuting minorities?
I bought Skyrim™ Remastered Edition™ just like everyone else.
>>343924809
yeah right, shitskin. we all know that you're just going to pirate it.
>>343924643
I'm anon's lawyer, your officer was out if line. my client clearly rolled trips.
The game is clearly not out yet! I motion to have this case thrown!
Sorry officer. But I boughtfallout 4 twice with a season pass
>>343923447
Finally!
I have been waiting for you to show up, todd!
I got this weapon just for you and got 2 lawyers certify to me that shooting a dangerous individual who suffers from delusions of being a law enforcers who goes around and tries to abduct people because they did not buy games is perfectly fine under the concept of self defense.
Now hold still.
>>343928041
G-go ahead anon....put me out of my misery
Psst Don't worry anons.
Come over to my room and we can get under the covers and buy Skyrim remastered and the Fallout 4 Season Pass if you haven't gotten that already. Don't worry we can use your parent's credit card. *Giggles* This is gonna be so exciting! Let's try not to make too much noise or we might wake up them up tee hee :^).
