Now: Castlevania
Next: Castlevania
Later: Castlevania
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
First for worst GDQ to date.
>>343909860
yeah but we all knew this before it started
Who /Alice/ here?
>>343909751
I miss anything decent since Dark Forces?
>People thinking Alice is even real
Gullible retards.
>>343909934
Yeah 2014 was the real Dawn of Sorrow
I want to ride the Alice train
>>343909938
>Who /delusional/ here?
During the CV64 run, a donation came in saying that the donator's daughter came up and asked about sgdq and about donations. Dad explained. Daughter then came back with her piggybank and wanted to donate. Daughter's name is Alice.
This is where Alice comes from.
Please stop asking.
Alice probably doesn't even exist.
i saw warlock in the crowd a minute ago. was that red shirt dude chibi?
>donating to a "charity" that treats ISIS and nignogs
>t-these people need my money!
Just how fucking cucked can normies get?
SOTN blindfolded might be interesting
>>343909938
Alice is best! BEST!
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKS READY FOR 2ND BEST CASTLEVANIA?
>succ
>u
>bus
Coincidence?
Why does this guy have cotton stuffed in his mouth? Does that help him go faster?
Reposting because this thread needs to know:
>>343909764
>>343910000
>the donator's daughter came up and asked about sgdq and about donations. Dad explained. Daughter then came back with her piggybank and wanted to donate.
I want to believe this.
>>343909751
Previously: Castlevania
Even if the games are good, these game blocks can be brutal.
HAMBURGERS
>>343910124
who gives a shit about 2 year old crap
>>343910000
Quads confirm Alice isn't real.
>>343910124
Who?
>>343910215
I want to steal her hamburger
Post Galko
>>343910215
Thought this was guro titburger from the thumbnail
Reminder that making up a story about a child doing something for your agenda always melts hearts and is the easiest way to get somebody to donate to a cause
meme
M E I D O
>>343910334
Fuck off nigger
>>343909751
Why are there no girl runners for GDC. They are sexist! As a girl I am appalled by this!
>>343910510
Have you guys contacted BLM yet?
>>343910334
That's probably the only anime I dropped.
At least SOTN blindfolded will be entertaining RIGHT GUYS
>>343910215
time to scare off all the yuropoors
What's your favorite game to see run?
I like Mario 64 because of how optimized it is.
>>343910541
There are girls but they're all men
>>343910541
This
We needNarcissa
This game is the slowest game I have ever seen holy fuck
I wanna smell a cute girls hair and feel her soft body against mine
>>343910586
DELETE THIS
>>343910623
pls no
>>343910334
My wife Galko is so cute.
>>343910590
half-life 2 definitely. those grenade boosts are fucking insane
>>343910626
Ordinarily it's really fast but this nigga isn't grabbing any of the stuff that makes you fast.
He's being slow on purpose.
>>343910369
i have a question
did you want it to be?
Are those things topless?
>>343910541
so dressing like a slut with a spiderman logo is cosplaying now?
>>343910389
>I.G.A.vanias
I really want this to not break 1 mill this year
>>343910369
titburger sounds yummy mmmm
>donator announcements start going on
>guy starts getting hit
Every time
>>343909751
This looks fucking awful
>>343910710
this, I wanna see EP1 and EP2 runs.
>>343910586
not so fat, John.
>>343910759
It's going really slow so it won't
>>343910740
It's sexually liberating you sexist manchild.
Seriously is anyone contacting BLM?
>>343910802
It is.
NASA is where the actual fun is.
>>343910740
I'm pretty sure that's an actual thing Mary Jane wore in the comics.
I want to fuck a Succubus.
>>343910826
why do you keep posting mexican webms
>autistic weebs
Worse than mentally ill trannies.
>>343910735
I have a morbid fascination with those images
>>343910826
That's Mexican.
can someone make brossentia shut the fuck up please
When I was a really young kid, I legitimately thought that girls had dicks also. It always disgusted me and I though that the best girl would have a really small dick. This is what I though until I saw porn for the first time in my life and got an erection. Then everything made sense.
Finally I have this shit off my chest, please continue this thread like this post never happened.
>>343910967
No
>>343910952
>>343911005
>not the same thing
>>343910837
you are seriously defending this?
>>343910948
You can if you sleep 24/7
PUWEXIL STFU
YOU'RE DOING A MIRRORED RIGHT NOW
ZA WARUDO
>>343910759
Yeah, fuck charity.
>>343911067
Are you seriously asking that?
>>343911065
t. rasheed
ZA WARUDO
>GDQs used to be a get together for autistic nerds and their love and celebration for speedruns
>Now its a soulless money grab and its empty 99 percent of the time
What went wrong?
>>343911067
No you retard
>>343910623
Cosmo has a penis still.
>maz-uh-moon
>>343909751
The fuck is that game on the top right?
>>343911210
Money does that to people.
if someone from /v/ donates 50 dollars i will post her nudes
>>343911210
jews
>mazzamyune
god damn it
Tell me anons.
Why the hell in the event that is all about people having fun and donating money to charity while watching speedruns is so little fun?
romscout is cool but I could go my whole life without seeing another castlevania run
>>343911267
ewwww
>>343911267
>her
>>343911067
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>343911267
>her
>>343911267
If someone from /v/ goes to this anon's house and rapes him I will donate five dollars and then do a chargeback.
>>343911267
>HER
>succubus farming
>>343911267
You would have more chance of getting money by threatening that you post her nudes unless we pay.
>Grinding in a speed run
Why the fuck was run like this approved?
>hurr let's put games in blocks so you have to watch the same shit the whole day
Reminder there are cute girls browsing this thread right now.
Be respectful.
How do I summon a succubus, /v/?
>>343911494
kill yourself with a RPG
I always admire that romscout so casually says that after every attack he has to speed the movement by backdash cancelling and then cancel that with a duck. He does it consistently over and over again like it's nothing.
>>343911494
Dont fap for one year
I'm glad Castlevania is dead, these games are boring as fuck
>>343911494
Ask /x/.
>>343911508
kill myself
>>343911508
kill myself for being so fat
>>343911508
I'd go on a diet.
>>343911508
Is that the zero suit samus cosplay that gets posted a lot?
>>343911429
Why would they give him a wig when his hair is just fine?
>>343911508
I'd probably go for a piss desu
>>343911530
Will a JRPG do?
>>343911534
It's pressing two extra buttons.
It is nothing.
>>343911470
Here's your (you) faggot
>>343911508
i'm not into fatties but I'dfuckthat girl any time of the day. Hard.
>>343911210
Mario maker. Trihex stopped speedrunning and so did Carl and half of twitch speedrunners. Cosmo became a trans fag. The "it's 2015" (current year meme) kucked up pc culture. GDQs always wanted to be family friendly so no fun was allowed as anons have stated before.
In general, it was lack of good speed runners and viable commentators. Fuck Leddit and Twitter, those communities also shit up gaming in the GDQs
Please tell me there isn't more Castlevania after this
![japan-ww2-army-rare-pictures-004[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AzAMKe1.jpg "japan-ww2-army-rare-pictures-004[1].jpg")
>>343911620
if you can find one
So now speedrunning is just dodging enemies and running as fast as you can? What happened?
>>343911662
this is what got me into traps
>>343911508
Get thicker
>>343911508
go for a jog
>>343911508
I'd take a fat ogre shit.
>>343911210
Normies
>>343911727
THere is but the estimate for time is 20 minutes.
>>343911508
become a camgirl and rake in the bux
>>343911759
someone discovered that it's quicker to dodge than fight enemies and that walking over running slows your speed down.
>>343911534
You should play the games yourself.
It's something you get used to extremely fast.
Even with weapons that reset on landing after a jump, you can attack extremely rapidly by jump cancelling and backdash cancelling in quick succession.
It's really nothing special, and it really is something that becomes a second nature really fast.
>>343911508
Stop bullying!
Kill the animals.
>>343911508
rub one out (the whole day actually). filming it and sharing via a cam site. I'd make hundreds of bucks a day by just fucking myself silly with a dildo all day. sounds like the perfect life if you ask me
>>343911620
At this point you can even kill yourself by sucking your own dick for 40 hours and I'll still be satisfied.
>>343911761
why are you a faggot?
>>343911761
pleb
>>343911759
>being this retarded
sounds like let's plays are more up your alley
>>343911721
Why did Trihex stop Yoshis Island?
>tonight's prime time is shit and all the good stuff is at fucking 1-5 AM
Bravo
>>343909874
>no memory leaks
>stays within 120MB of constant memory usage
thank you so much. jesus christ the crashing and video failure was fucking infuriating.
>>343911267
>her
nop
>>343911727
There's two (2) more Castlevania games after this
>>343910586
>bacon in a burger
>>343911721
Mario Maker was fun
>>343911721
>All the oldbois gone
>Bonus streams gone
Why even live
>>343911804
I rather have the burger desu
>>343911804
what does this mean? i mean why the hamburger?great asses tho hotdamn
>>343912036
>being gay and retarded at the same time
what a pleb
>>343911662
>Salim
>young male prostitute
Perpetuating the truth about young Arabian boys, huh?
Why no backdash cancelling or anything in movement tech? Any reason?
>>343911508
>tfw when girls like this sit on your lap
>her smell, her warmth
why did I wake up today.
;__;
>>343911662
>>343911727
source?
>>343912086
Because they ate a bunch of burgers to get those asses
>>343912086
it's supposed to stop you from eating that burger next time you're making a choice for dinner. just think back to this image, do you wanna be a fattie who just ate another burger or do you wanna fug sum fit bitches (which will NEVER EVER go for your lardass)
Do we get this guy again this year?
He's been my favoritest thing in GDQ for the past 2 years.
>>343911804
i bet they get sand in their vaginas
>>343912086
It's a HIGH TEST thing, you wouldn't understand.
>>343911954
liking traps isn't gay. i thought this was common knowledge at this point.
>>343911761
not only do you have shit taste, you are also a newfag in the world of traps
you are low tier and i despise you
>>343911998
because he's a risk-averse millenial who couldn't handle the pressure
>>343912036
>bacon in anything
>>343912254
S1 is amazing.
>>343910839
id ham her burger
>Serious Sam Double D XXL no longer on the schedule
anyone know what happened?
>>343911554
/x/ can't summon for shit. They spent years trying and failed.
>>343912220
How new can you be? Jesus
>>343912201
low%
>>343912326
keep telling yourself that
>>343912036
>He's never had a bacon cheeseburger
>>343912315
she has a butter face but i will fap to this later
>>343912137
selim not salim
>>343912315
>Mac n cheese on a burger
>>343912254
he's there, but not doing any runs
>>343912341
>>343912036
Stop posting Ahmed otherwise you will miss your daily stoning.
>>343912315
BREHS
>>343912246
I'd rather eat the burgers. The picture quality is better, plus the bottom girls aren't as attractive. Plus they're covered in coarse sand.
>>343912387
It's might have been entertaining, instant ban
>>343912254
have you watched some of his blind (pun not intended) runs? yume nikki and mother 3 were comfy central
>>343912339
The pressure of juggling eggs and timing flutter jumps?
>All those shit games after castlevania
castlevania looks pretty cool
>>343912137
are you retarded? It is selim and succubus(male) not a prostitute
>>343912443
>>343912315
>amerifat food
kek, who would want to eat that gross shit.
>>343912315
you're right, i still don't understand
>>343912557
>Over an hour of Dustforce
JUST
>>343912392
Everyone who succeeded is still fucking hot demon bitches to this day.
>>343912329
>you have shit taste
cmon. you and i both know that doujin is hot.
>you are also a newfag in the world of traps
i got into in 2013 tho
Good runs so far to watch during the boring parts?
>Runner Couch cam is less than 10% of the whole stream
What the fuck
Why skip the best boss tho
>>343912559
castlevania's a cool guy
>>343912443
I make what I called a pig burger yesterday
cheeseburger topped with bacon, pulled pork, and fried mac and cheese.
everyone wanted one
>>343912665
But that's good. Also, it's a DS so they need to show 2 screens.
>>343912665
romscout barely moves while he plays, who gives a shit about the runnercam.
hello?
>>343912557
>yurop prime time
>"FUCK YEAH NO EURO CUP TONIGHT, SO LET'S WATCH SOME SGDQ"
>no name game
>no name game
>no name game
>next game that's remotely fun is super meat boy and that's been run a thousand times already and also starts at 2.30 am
shit schedule m8
>>343912665
>Sweaty nerds are not taking up most of your screen
What a tragedy.
>hello?
>>343912619
inb4 they have shitty dev commentary for it again
I hate whoever started that trend
>>343912798
fucking retard delete this
>>343912776
that sounds like it would give me a heart attack.
i'll take 3
>>343912693
What the fuck.
>>343912823
is it me you're looking for?
Choke incoming?
>>343912557
every gdq for me
bunch of shit games during the day and good games at night
>>343912781
You will, when a qt 3.14 sits on the couch.
>>343912964
>>343912642
it's mediocre as fuck
the artist has an extreme case of sameface and literally of his doujins are the same
"heehee i'm a boy and you're a virgin we should fuck wait oh no i'm being fucked omg you're so good ungh ahegao heart pupils cumming etc. etc."
it's the same
fucking
trash
over
and
over
i'm sick of it
it's fucking boring
it's so fucking dull and void of passion
LOW
TIER
>>343912810
>look at me i have big tits im a cosplayer!!!
why am I even watching this shit? I'd rather fuck my gf tonight, Too bad I don't have one so I'm stuck with these shitty games
>>343912964
>qt 3.14
>GDQ
pick one
>>343912964
that's when I mute the stream
>>343912506
Where can i find those? His twitch and youtube page only have punch out and double dragon
>>343912315
>macaroni and cheese on a burger
fuck...
>An RPG in a fantasy medieval setting
What is wrong with chinks?
I'd watch that PPG game run.
>>343913012
Gujira is awesome when he does gyaru. Not this fucking gay shit.
>>343912964
>qt 3.14 sits on the couch.
Cosmo doesn't attend this year.
The only things I'm looking forward to tonight are Cloudbuilt and Momodora 4 1 handed
>>343912810
>those shitty cobbled together props
>minimal actual cosplay
totally not for attention
I NEED ALICES
ANY KIND YOU HAVE
>>343909751
I played with an old ass coloring scenes Barbie game. I'd a lot of fun with it tbqh
>>343912326
no, this was a joke that was repeated so often that you thought it wasn't
you're a fucking fag
Do you think that there is a girl who is fingering herself or a guy fapping right now while watching this stream?
why do you autists refuse to accept that these castlevania metroidvania games are SIMILAR to souls games?
it has bosses, loot, checkpoints and a bunch of weapons are shared between dark souls and dawn of sorrow:
Long Sword, Short Sword, Battle Axe, Claymore, Estoc, Rapier, Katana, Whip
it's an action game with stunlocking, exploration, unlocking of shortcuts, attributes and equipment, weapon upgrades... a wide variety of monsters who have a small chance to drop a piece of equipment.
but no, castlevania is nothing like souls. nothing at all like it.
>>343913053
he may not have posted the vods, i think he's only in chapter 5 or so for mother 3 though so there's still plenty to watch. definitely recommend if you're a fan of his speedruns.
>>343913132
>vampires and giant corpse monsters are fine
>explosives are not
>>343913023
You know, you couldplay vidya yourself
>>343913021
women naturally have lots of estradial, which is a hormone that causes them to show off, which makes sense because females humans are passive in their attempts to attract a sexual partner.
faggot
>>343912810
why does every single yuropoor care about soccer? why don't your nerds not care about sports like ours?
>>343913060
Wait a moment
.....
that buldge
>>343913219
>>343913227
I was earlier but I already came so now I'm just waiting to recharge tbqh
>>343913219
Im doing both
>watching the kotor run
>the guy literally explains whats going on in the story like its a lets play
>>343913343
y did u quote me
>>343913161
How come when women crossdress as men it's not bad at all, sometimes even funny, but when men crossdress as women it's cringeworthy as fuck (unless it's a really convincing trap)?
I have never pinpointed why I feel like this.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467732093727.webm
me in the room
The holy weapon to kill Dracula is an RPG?
Are we getting a tetris block? They are always awesome.
>>343913197
>>343913386
I felt bad that no one would respond to you
Reminder that GDQs are fucking trash now
>>343912406
>>343913209
is this bait?
>>343913132
>medieval
Dawn of Sorrow takes place in modern times.
>>343913219
a girl wouldnt be fingering herself when she has chad to give her that good D
>>343913413
>>343913362
Didn't you know?
This is a safe feeling™ approved SGDQ that comes together every year in order to help not so lucky african gentlewomen/men/otherking.
>>343913413
wew
>>343913161
me on the left
