Remember when they gave pirate Zelda a fucking gun?
>>343894905
remember when pirate zelda went from delicious brown to sickly white, then back again?
>>343895680
>sand nigger who probably got her clit cut off
>delicious
Pure milky white is the only correct answer
Remember when they turned Marin into an autistic generic anime whore that gets excited easily?
>>343896415
>Tetra
>captain of a band of pirates at a young age
>hardcore as fuck, doesn't back away
>Zelda
>gets locked up because ganondorf
>doesn't even protest, weak as fuck
Anon pls.
>>343895680
apparently transformations remove tans in that world.
*shrugs*
>>343896415
You know there are more tan people than just Arabs right?
>>343896621
>tfw no Zelda game where we play as Tetra and sail the high seas on a pirate ship
>>343895680
Remember that time Cia was only evil while she was brown?
>>343895680
>>343896621
Sorry, she's simply cuter that way
>>343896621
For one thing Zelda wears a skirt like a woman is supposed to, tetra is a cross dressing tranny
>>343896785
Italians are basically Arabs
>>343896825
>mfw I thought that was exactly what Phantom Hourglass was going to be
>mfw I actually played Phantom Hourglass
At least Spirit Tracks kind of redeemed it
>>343895680
>>343896871
are there any shoops of her in princess form but still brown?
>>343897120
>>343896839
she got redeemed though and stayed delicious
>>343895680
Except that TetraZelda is only changed in appearance and not character.
It's like people just decide her entire character was somehow overhauled just because she had the misfortune of being bumfucked by Ganondorf out of nowhere.
>Not finding a rough and tough tomboy being forced to act refined and feminine absolutely adorable
What's wrong with all of you?
>>343897776
Anon, pls. Tomboys are already hard enough to find. Them being feminine is a horrible waste.
>>343894905
>Not adapting her character art to match the other Hyrule warriors
DROPPED
>>343898116
>Tomboys are already hard enough to find.
You're not looking nearly hard enough.
>Them being feminine is a horrible waste.
No, it's all about the delicious awkwardness when they're forced to hide how bitchy they actually are
>>343898116
Nigga you crazy? Every woman wants to be a man now. Go on the street, they're stretching their legs out showing their crotch, farting, burping, wearing timberlands and jeans. Drinking beer and puking on the streets, they're nasty now. I can see why people become gay, if I wouldn't go to Hell for it I'd be very tempted to go for a feminine guy also
>>343898230
Young Link is already in the game.
>>343896574
It worked for Lana.
>>343898465
>It worked for Lana
That's very, very, debatable.
And Lana wasn't an existing Zelda character before this, she didn't have a character to ruin.
>>343897120
>>343896574
>>343898650
Marin kinds reminds me of Belldandy like character, and I think it translated pretty well.
Still it would've been nice to have a murderous side for cuccos.
>>343898380
Not enough. Should've just made Toon Zelda and Tetra a costume to HW!Zelda and gave their move sets to her. Same thing goes for Toon Link. Medli would be one sexy duck.
>>343899712
>Should've just made Toon Zelda and Tetra a costume to HW!Zelda and gave their move sets to her.
But that wouldn't be nearly as cute
>>343894905It's a water gun
It's OK if Nintendo does it, but when SEGA gives Sonic a fucking sword, everyone loses it
>>343897232
I'm 100% on board with this, pun intended
>>343894905
Yeah and she never got to use is...until Hyrule Warriors.
>>343899927
People complain about Fire Emblem over representation in every Smash thread.
>>343898230
>>343899712
>every thread
>every
>fucking
>thread
WW characters were added for WW fans, not everyone hates the artstyle like you
>>343898828
>princess Shabooboo LaShaquanishia
Wait shes fucking Zelda?
I legit never knew thatI never played Wind Waker or the DS games
>>343896574
She was like that in the original game, remember when she wanted you to attack a fucking cucco?
>>343900097
I wonder who's behind this post
>>343895680
>>343894905
never played Wind Waker
Do they ever explain why she goes from Dark skinned to white? Or is it just thrown out of the bus and literally no one questions it?
>>343900282
>>343900465
no one gives a shit
>>343900432
Reminder that WW outsold TP in Japan
>>343900465
I just thought it was makeup. It is a Japanese game.
>>343900465
triforce magic gives her the dress and turns her white, it's never questioned
>>343900465
I think it's just assumed Tetra was like a shell, and her true self never got tanned.
>>343900465
Well it's an island and ocean setting and she's sailing a ship in the sun all the time.
I imagine that gives a pretty decent tan. Other than that it's magic.
>>343900465
She's naturally pale but has a tan because she's a pirate out in the sun all day.
She loses the tan when she transforms into a princess because that's what should would look like if she'd been like that from the start, which her descendent in Spirit Tracks reflects.
>>343900097
But he has a point: this isn't a Wind Waker game, it's Hyrule Warriors
If Lana were to show up in a Toon Zelda game, she wouldn't have her Hyrule Warriors proportions, she'd be given a Toon style body.
>>343894905
I always think of alison rapp, when I see that costume.
>>343900881
>But he has a point: this isn't a Wind Waker game, it's Hyrule Warriors
Which is a Zelda crossover game
>If Lana were to show up in a Toon Zelda game, she wouldn't have her Hyrule Warriors proportions, she'd be given a Toon style body.
Stop pretending there's a distinction between the two
Remember that time Linebeck got possessed by Cthulhu?
>>343900881
Hyrule Warriors is just fanservice. People would whine if Tetra had realistic proportions that didn't match their headcanon or whatever. The Hero of Time got toon'd in Wind Waker, and I'm sure Tetra would get realism'd if she appeared in a non-WW timeline game.
>>343901297
We might just find out in Breath of the Wild
>>343901297
>People would whine if Tetra had realistic proportions that didn't match their headcanon or whatever.
unf
>>343901498
That's much older than Tetra actually is
She's probably look like fugly Young Link
>>343900881
>this isn't a Wind Waker game, it's Hyrule Warriors
>>343899712
I agree but Medli would be still a anthropomorphic "chick" you sick fuck.
>>343899712
>3ds exclusive
Will never not be mad about this
>>343902432But the "Holy Koran" says it's okay.:^)
>>343902682
Is it to "encourage" customers who already have one copy to buy the alternative version?
>>343900465
>It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.
Conversely, has no one considered that maybe she was just tan from being out in the fucking sun all the time and is not actually some other ethnicity like you SJWs wanna believe?
>>343894905
No, she just had a dagger sized scimitar, and that's it prior to Wind Waker.
>complaining about muh realism or muh art style in a fucking Dynasty Warriors game
>>343903404
She has one now, you donut.
>>343903565
>/v/
>not complaining
>>343897404
> Lana eventually grows up to look like white Cia down to the same bra size
> Link still won't hit them up for the greatest 3-way
> content with just Zelda as Impa stands in the corner and watches
>>343896574
You should play Link´s Awakening again instead of making up shit in your head.
I actually was surprised that they captured her fairly well.
>>343894905
> Tetra's chest is clearly tanned despite clothes mostly covering it
> you are now aware she would sunbathe either topless or fully naked to get a complete tan
>but she's like 10 so get your mind out of the gutter
>>343904105
>officer defeat quote is "Yeah, I CRUSHED them!"
Marin is a scary girl.
>>343903931
Good. Zelda needs to avoid the OC fanfiction bullshit outside of this game.
>>343896935
Italians are white. What the fuck are you smoking?
>>343904361
Every Zelda game is OC fanfiction, just official.
>>343904314
>CRUSHED
That's what she's good at.
>>343904635
Don't you dare justify HW's generic tropes and such.
>OC Mary sure has a crush on Link
>She sees Zelda
>Ruins everything due to her feelings
>Pulls in everyone from various parts of the Zelda series
>Joke character for the lelz (Agitha)
>Generic rock remixes
>Original designs do not steal
>Mary sue OC donut steel has a good and a bad side
>Good side lives
>Bad side dies
>Said game gets an OVA where the bad side becomes good and everyone has a party
Come the fuck on. This is only new for Zelda, any other series and this would have been laughed at and scorned.
>toon link is LITERALLY a cat now
how does this make you feel?
>>343905273
They gave me a mentally challenged Link with tits, all is forgiven in my book.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TWC4KzjKT8
>>343905273
Still an improvement over literal Marysue Zelda high school girl who is loved by everyone but is SEKRITLY the spirit of ORIGINAL GODDESS DON'T STEAL.
Hyrule Warriors is less fan fiction than Skyward Sword.
>>343896935
>not liking a crossdressing, reverse trapping, delicious brown tomboy
get out and never come back
>>343896935
>For one thing Zelda wears a skirt like a woman is supposed to
Sexist stereotype detected. Also;
> Wears long ass skirts and hair all down in 120 degree weather out in the Great Sea
Kill yourself. Tetra is always superior.
Reminder that Tetra isn't Zelda.
She was just OoT Zelda's only living decendent, thus she was temporarily forced to cosplay
>>343896415
>EVERYONE BROWN IS MIDDLE EAST!
>EVERYONE BLACK IS AFRICA!
>EVERYONE NOT USA IS BROWN AND BLACK!
>THE RACE THAT SUNBURNS EASIEST IS THE ULTIMATE PERFECT RACE!
You are some of the most insecure and angry people on the planet.
>>343908534
Tumblr pls. Zelda is literally about blond haired, blue eyed heroes saving their land from dark skinned sand people with the help of a holy trinity. It's obvious who's who.
>>343904614
Whatever you say, Wop.
>>343898828
Bix nood muthafucka
>>343909495
I'm whiter than a ghost and I think all of you people are a disgrace to white people.
>>343903931
>Impa will remember that.
>>343907660
I agree with Skyward Sword, that game was juts as bad.
Remember that time Zelda became a man?
>there will never be a game where Link is thoroughly snu-snu'd by Cia, Twili Midna, Nabooru, and Cremia
Magic changed her to look like her ancestor Zelda or whtever. Then she turned back afterwards.
Its japan, its obvious.
>>343910205
>Hyrule Warriors Impa staring
>constantly interrupting to tell Link he's pleasuring the princess wrong.
>Link having his body tugged with little care as Impa keeps trying to "fix" what he's not doing right in her opinion
>>343911812
>>343906694
>a costume of something with cat eyes, gets to literally be worn by bipedal cats
its fine.
>>343900672
geishas are so cute
>flintlock pistol
>GUHHHHHHHHHHH WHY SHE HAV GUN?
Have you ever seen a pirate movie? I mean a movie about pirates.
>>343898116
>Generic genki tomboy #218312847
>Not wanting a tomboy trying to be cute
>>343898828
Oh, so that's why she turns white. So little girls wouldn't want to become Ganguro Gyarus.
>>343901498
Tetra is like 14 dude, not 20, lmao.
>>343906694
What is that?
>>343908140
Oh stfu. Women are supposed to have long hair and wear skirts and sweep the house and pull her boobs out to feed junior while her husband goes to work. They aren't special and they don't deserve to be recognized as more than they are.
>>343905273
Hyrule warriors got an OVA?
>>343908450
Zelda is essentially part of the title
>>343898295
>he believes in hell
>he believes having sex with a man will put him in that hell
>>343915718
>"See Sakura-chan? If you wipe that shit off your face you can be a little princess too."
>>343900465
2 answers really.
1.) Simply from her being out in the sun all fucking day.
2.) Somewhat like sheik in oot, the magic changes her molecular build up. Resulting in her also changing her skin color to better further her disguise. Basically Magic.
>>343916531
>Waah! Honto nii mama! Now Yamada-kun can be my Link!
Little did Sakura-chan know, Yamada-kun was super into slutty gyaru girls and her little A-cups would never compare to her slutty classmate Yuki-chan who was not only a 6th grader like them but also had DD tits and her favorite sexual positions were paizuri, deepthroat and anal.
remember that time they took a girl and left her alone in an underwater castle for days on end without any food?
>>343894905
Dazel sounds so much better anyway.
>>343917064
That's wasn't very nice of them
>>343917210
TETRA IS CUTE!
>>343916074
He means the extra chapter in Legends, which gives Cia a happy ending.
Honestly his post just reads like being mad for the sake of mad.
>hating on MASA's music
>calling it cheap fan fiction because it's a crossover.
Spoiler: any crossover sounds like cheap fan fiction.
>>343917319
>Still three more months
It hurts
>>343917729
I'm not sure how this makes me feel.
>>343918263
If it's anything else than "aroused" then you're most likely gay.
>>343919040
She's only 12. 13 at most
>>343897232
Why didn't she stay brown?
>>343919310
Stereotypes about royalty
>>343917441
That music is generic and comes off as background noise.
>>343916026
Go back to 1940, Grandpa. You got lost going onto 4chan.
>>343917729
She looks very cute like that.
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