First for boat
reminder
Really makes you think..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44
Holy shit..
stranger's wrath best original xbox game
second for boat
Boatrd
>>343894550
>47 thread presses
TYPE "THANKS BOAT" IN THIS THREAD
Time for animu
Someone should donate with a message about half A presses
>>343894550
Let's discuss the objectively best speedgame.
>donate during the run
>my donation isn't read out at all
>"hey guiz first time donating here lel I called in sick" gets read out instead
Time to reverse charge :^)
>>343894735
I fucking hate the controls in this game.
>>343894712
More entertaining than the run. Abe's Odyssey was more interesting
Why don't you go fast?
thanks boat
THE BOAT KEEPS A COMING
>>343894735
Mario is a nigger.
>>343894827
That's because you're shitty at video games and possibly have cerebral palsy.
>>343894807
>Time to reverse charge :^)
kek good luck with that
>>343894807
What did yours say?
>>343894885
'runner is a cuck lol'
>>343894880
Thanks, it's quite easy if you aren't using your parents' money, nerd
What's the boat of videogames?
>>343894735
I like the part where they get the red coins in dire dire docks without the poles. Gnarly and laggy jumping
>>343894643
This makes me hard.
>this run is really really boring - the runner
>>343894613
>2016
>Banned for having too much fun
reply to this or you will never have a gf
>>343894841
anime girls are so perfect. why is real life so shit?
That runner of Stranger's Wrath his voice sounds exactly as Lou Reed
This Oddworld run is fucking awful.
>>343894945
/v/ it has no reason to be there where you find it, yet it still shows up more and more
>>343894936
Except it isn't. Nobody forced you to donate to this which is why banks usually refuse to chargeback the money.
>>343895000
Nice trips, and it doesn't matterI will never have a gf
>>343894885
hey guys, first time donator here, mike uyama is the antichrist and coolmatty is the king of flies whose flesh barely contains its putrifaction"
dunno what the problem is desu
is this the same vaati that rips off ds lore from /v/?
11 more minutes
>>343895068
>>343895068
>Except it isn't. Nobody forced you to donate to this which is why banks usually refuse to chargeback the money.
Except it is though
what were the star wars and harry potter runs like?
>>343895083
No you silly he is an Aussie or New Zealander.
Excuse me, /v/!
Question: does this count as speedrunning?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofq_nl366VM#t=1m15s
Thanks.
>>343895182
I'm not stopping your from trying. Go ahead but I'm just telling you that you're far from the first person who failed to get a chargeback.
>>343895010
why haven't you taken the fastest route to paradise yet?
>>343895163
Thought the turtle neck was a penis. From the thumb nail.
>>343895213
just normal boring crap
So has anything noteworthy happened since Flintstones guy called out the donation reader?
I don't mean "le cringe" specifically, just anything interesting
>>343895308
>implying it isn't a metaphor for one
>People get credited for "tricks" like jumping on a railing and running or just running past a monster
>>343895341
>Flintstones guy called out the donation reader
wut
>>343895353
Who is that anime grill anyways? I am an amateur weeb
>>343894643
>cranial eczema
Did this even exists?
>>343895341
Why not just say has anything interesting happened?
>>343895261
I appreciate your concern for a random anon on a shithole of the internet but I see it this way
>get money back
Cool I got some money back
>don't
Cool I donated to charity, good samaritan etc
>>343895341
There was that mess of a Bioshock run.
Also moot made a donation.
>>343895414
>SO THIS STRAT WAS DISCOVERED BY FUCCBOI294 AND SAVES ABOUT 3 MILLISECONDS. SHOUTOUTS TO FUCCBOI HUHUHUHU
>>343895246
lolol people paid money to watch that.
>>343895498
Bioshock run was a mess?
>>343895430
guy was playing blind and needed quiet, donation reader read stuff while he was doing it and ruined the run
so the runner broke the controller, threw both halves at him and called him a fucking loud faggot
>>343895341
The JSR run literally broke the stream.
>>343895414
He did say before though that the guy mentioned is in the game credits for discovering so much shit
>>343895414
Seems reasonable to me, considering how many attempts it must take to find a ton of these retarded spots.
Sounds like you are just mad you don't even have as much as a video game jump to your name.
is this the last boss
>>343895569
no he didn't dude. You're probably the same person that said that shit yesterday.
/v/ shitposting about SGDQ is like a dude sucking off another dude and saying "no homo."
>>343895569
I know it's bullshit but I believe it.
>>343895646
we can only hope
>>343895246
No. That's multi starboard drifting.
Seriously though, what the fuck? Just when I though I saw all the weird hobbies.
where can watch the last run I want to see new and tasty but they only seem to add specific runs on twitch and they are not on youtube
>>343895341
Jet Set Radio run died because of Windows 10
>>343895768
>tfw the runner predicted it
>tfw dragula saved the the run as a whole
Why are the final bosses of games always so underwhelming?
>>343895414
>People get credited for "tricks" like seeing an apple fall down from a tree and "discovering" gravity. Everyone could do it.
>>343895768
i'm gonna fuck this guy
>mfw all them pre 2005 vidya having a shitton of varied areas and completely random gameplay elements
Really makes you feel how mass produced todays vidya is, either a single setting a linear story and a bunch of skills you can see on a table in the first minute of the game and know what you'll be able to unlock over time...
bring back VVV
Can someone post the .webm of the trap-looking girl moving her pelvis back and forth, please?
>>343895651
Nothing wrong with giving your bro a blowjob if you both agree no homo.
>>343895768
post jet set radio fail
also webm makes me want to cum hard.
>>343895876
your american education is showing
No one is talking about the game that was just on. Did noone play strangers wrath?
man this game looks fun anyone played this?
>shilling for steam now
>>343895876
>he's running life in any%
Fucking casuals ruining speedrunning I swear to god
The windows 10 joke in Bioshock was great
>>343895994
Yeah it's amazing.
>>343895993
No, not really
Who is the best waifu.
>>343895986
>le apple story is made up
My point is that most discoveries are like this. Things that are always there but nobody notices or bothers with until that one guy.
>>343895487
You're not a good samaritan at all if you intentionally tried to remove money from someone, and then when you fail, pat yourself on the back.
You're not fooling anyone.
>>343896096
mine
>>343895994
Yeah, HD version is $10 on steam. Totally worth it. Strangers Wrath is fucking awesome.
>>343896006
>saying this
>after being on a website that had a STEAM SALES THREAD permanently up for weeks
Maybe its time to leave?
>>343896096
the boat, literally always there for you when you need it
>Stran- Oddy- Wrath Oddworld run through
>>343896127
>My point is that most discoveries are like this. Things that are always there but nobody notices or bothers with until that one guy.
As opposed to what?
>>343896014
i tried 100% but i developed a drinking problem :/
>>343895993
Nobody talks about Munch's Oddyssee, as well. IMHO Lanning made a big mistake by not sticking to Abe and choosing the OG Xbox instead of PS2.
Oddworld: Boat's Wrath
>>343895672
All he really does is say how its easy for him so he turns his back and goes "blindfolded" then he says read donations, so they get read but read too long and the runner couldn't hear the game sounds which caused a death.
The runner complained very quietly in a muted voice about it but nothing happened beyond that.
Sorry if this is a crappy explanation I just tried to care but couldn't.
Really it was weak cringe... like probably 3/10.
so where is this event being held?
wonder what it costs to rent that room out for a week
>>343895993
>>343895994
I feel like I was one of the few people who played this game when it came out. It's a very cool game with a great story. Most importantly, it's also very funny at times.
>We just saw auuhuh.. Stranger.. Stranger's Odyssey
>>343895986
No, your shit was pushed it.
Just because its not your hobby and thus meaningless to you, doesn't mean its stupid, it makes absolute sense in its context.
>>343896182
boats always win
>>343896134
>holy crap mom, this person on 4chan isn't ACTUALLY a good samaritan?
Had some Berserk flashbacks
>SoTN music
cowtits in first row
hhhnnnggg
>>343896210
As opposed to everyone knowing everything and doing all the jumps the first time around, which was the original point, hence the "credit".
>>343896281
Is that a black thong?
>>343895569
Would've been lovely but I cannot even remember anything of the run and I watched it.
>>343896286
Lying to yourself is a huge problem anon. Seek help.
>>343896219
That's why you are supposed to skill your health towards poison immunity. It's really overpowered but you lose quite a lot of time.
>>343896336
Her tits aren't that big and they're also soiled with the weak semen of the Nu-male next to her
any good webms of gdq hunnies yet?
so who's this trap i keep hearing about
Is it me or is their never anyone in the audience? Like, even more then years previous?
>>343896336
Isn't that just a fatty?
>>343896336
T H I R S T Y
>>343896359
No, its black jockstrap.
>>343896281
>People consider this good character design
>>343896418
The pelvic thrust girl?
>>343895569
Fucking liar. He didn't ask for quiet.
>>343896336
not even close
do you faggots think anything that isn't disgusting flat is cowtits?
>>343896364
Blow me
>>343896472
yeah that's the one
Who /u/ here?
>>343896430
Most of the crowd from previous years were big Chibi fans and were only there to see him. Ever since he got banned, no one's been showing up.
what song is that???
>>343896443
no, thats health
too bad she isnt an anime right
>>343895993
It came out pretty late in the 6th gen. The xbox 360 was released within a year of its release. A lot of people are probably more familiar with it because of the ports to the PC and PS3 and stuff
>this weebshit music
>>343896430
Apparently they've got more important things to do like team cuckolding relay according to an anon several threads ago.
>>343896513
:^)
>>343896336
>>343896398
Ew
I don't get why guys go for low quality women. Every guy needs a women with style that will make everybody turn their heads IMO.
This bitch is fat af, wearing some shitty purple skirt with chucks. Disgusting.
Even you fat fucks shouldn't lower your standards that far. No self respect
>>343896551
Shunomoui no-ketsu rebirth: digital redux-tion
i want to get smothered by the girl in first row
>>343896548
Who is this trapfu
>>343896487
Not at the time but I bet he did before the run with how he went on.
>>343896551
SotN Nocturne
>>343896548
who is this tranny?
>>343896443
yes but anon is
>>343896449
>>343896451
It is amazing character design considering what is the aim of the character, and that is making weeners twitch.
I love Shimakaze for the sole reason that despite being a shit character and female in a shitty show, fans have pretty much decided that she is a he and gets 90% trap porn only.
>>343896451
Weebfags aren't people.
>>343896548
>>343896607
all trannies need to die
>>343896607
no i mean what's the name
i do appreciate this webm however
>>343896618
>Every guy needs a women with style that will make everybody turn their heads IMO.
kek good luck with that.
>I want more female protagonists in games
Please don't fucking drag that shit into GDQ
>>343896430
There's significantly more to the event than just the marathon. GDQs are basically a convention now. Nobody attends this shit just to watch a stream they could watch at home.
it costs $2,000 a day to reserve that room
what a waste
huh are donations really 100k? I swore they were way more yesterday
BANNED BANNEDDDDD
what is the song playing now?
>I want more female protagonists in games xD
>>343896556
You know it.
>>343896564
>Implying Castlevania Symphony of the Night music is weebshit
Fuck off, this OST is sex to my ears.
>>343896667
jesus christ why does he take pictures like this kek
he KNOWS he's an abomination
>I want more female protagonist in games
I know you did it
>>343896618
foreveralonebutHAVESTANDARDS.png
>>343896703
I always play as chicks in games because it makes me feel like I've interacted with a woman
>>343896382
i maxed depression by mistake
only 20 years until my next attempt
>>343896551
Symphony of the Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J_Vs6hmPLE
How the fuck do you idiots not know this?
>weebshit
Kill yourselves
>>343896607
Thats not a trap is it?
>>343896564
>Talking shit about Symphony of the Night.
>>343896725
It's at $217k....
>>343896679
https://twitter.com/ladyfkestrel
>>343896667
don't worry, they usually kill themselves
>>343896281
kek
>>343896548
>>343896607
Is that the JSR runner in girl clothes?
>>343896618
You just had to mention that ugly twitch shit and she took it off, what else do you want.
>>343896806
I THOUGHT WE ESCAPED THIS SHIT PLEASE STOP
>>343896806
>anon wanted to fuck this
God /v/ has no standards
>>343896731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4qm2cadIHE
>>343896564
Has there been any Conjurer sightings?
>>343896806
I threw up in your mouth
>>343896806
I saw some of her videos on xhamster. She likes to wreck her asshole.
>>343896845
fugg
Sponsored by S O M E T H I N G A U T I S T I C
>>343896895
thanks mang
>>343896770
There really should be some fucking guide or something on where you put your points between 10 and 20...
>>343896690
>>343896767
It's not that hard. If you take care of yourself, both physically and mentally, then you will be able to pull some good looking females that know how to hold themselves together in public.
>>343896876
lmao. Maybe she is in this thread
>>343896887
>/v/ has no standards
Well... duh. Fuck off normie cunt.
>>343896939
You fags were begging for a name even though you knew it was a man.
>We need more female protagonists in gaming lol xD
>Insists that Samus is actually a dude
Why are SJWs so retarded?
>>343896773
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SIT THERE
FUCK
Who else /gonnafailmytesttomorrow/ ?
SomethingArtistic? more like SomethingArtistic!
Someone donate and say youll donate more if they give us a playlist of all the music they play.
Im broke as fuck
>Another run of a shit game no one has heard of, oh boy a race!!!!!
>>343896887
to like traps in the first place means you have given up all hope of fucking a woman and have become desperate
it's a choice to be a trap loving faggot, and so many of the subhumans here have decided to do just that
it's really a shame
>>343896997
pretty sure based on the videos I've seen, she has a vagina, oh I mean a pussy.
>retro graphics platformer pc game
WOW SO UNIQUE
>>343895892
i got bad news, anon.she's a girl
and even worse!she's a turk
but for some reason my heart just won't quit...
...is this what love feels like?
>>343896982
>good looking females that know how to hold themselves together in public.
That's not what you said, you said turn heads.
>>343896806
I'll give it to him thats one of the worst pictures
He also seems to be pulling some slant-eye for no reason
But a tranny is not a trap, trannies go in the fire.or with the women, idc, estrogen = shit
Did i miss any memes after Kotor?
>>343896959
Well, there is someone named Lady Kestrel on xhamster, but it's hard to say if it's her, the face is not visible or obscured in most of her videos.
POTTY
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>>343897080
It also looks like reskinned Castlevania
>west coast wakes up
>fag posting increases
what a surprise
>>343896607
how when
timestamp of stream
>wanted to donate during Stranger's Wrath because it's a game from my teenhood
>(Comment rejected)
Well then
>12 thousan -uh that's 12,500 sorry
>4 hund and uh, 4 hundred and fifty
Just read the fucking words, stop stumbling on your own words and read what it says. it's not hard.
>>343897049
I dropped out of education years ago.
>>343896967
i was using my parents' tutorial but i found the college skip along the way
>>343897147
MIDIT FOR IT
444444444444
HOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIT THE FBI JUST DROPPED A FUCKING NUKE ON HILLARY CLINTON
>>343897080
>Release: 15/12/2015
Why did I think it was some old game I never heard of
Why is Hannibal on the couch?
>>343897040
>people actually headpat people in the same age group irl
>>343897049
I had 3 weeks to study. I gave up a long time ago.
>>343896820
The poor jap soldiers who died serving on that could probably power a smaller city just with the centrifugal force of their endless spinning as people constantly jack off to their ship...
>Pcull4444 sitting on the right
>Screen on the left
Why not have his screen on the right too?
>>343897210
please be real
>>343897210
IT'S TRUE
HOLY FUCK
>>343897164
I understand being nervous and him wanting to read it fast but holy fuck if he just waited AND READ THE GODDAMN COMMENT FIRST
>>343896773
>games no longer do this kind of easter eggs
>>343897179
Wacha do for a living?
>inb4 neetbucks
gay bantz are on
>>343897214
>15th month
???
>>343897210
But the FBI doesn't run wikileaks
>>343897274
FBI conference on now
Comey is destroying her
Oh shit pcull is running this? Love that guy.
MEMES
>>343897214
I think thats what they were aiming for when they made it.
>Genesis-like Castlevania homage with ancient Greek theme
Awesome
Just fuck already.
>>343897296
neetbucks of course
>>343897040
>>343897225
I wish it happened to me too
memes
>>343897296Neetbucks
>>343897302
Amerifat pls
he said the meme
hehe memes
meme memeeeeee
This got gay really fast
>Memes
Stop.
he did it
he said the thing about the son
>never talk to me or my son ever again
>don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
What did he mean by this?
Are they speedrunning the road to to getting dicked?
Oh god, these idiots try way too hard to be funny.
>Greek castlevania
For what purpose?
Memes? Memes.
>>343897049
Me, but in 3 days. I already said "I'll start tommorow" 2 days ago.HELP
What, you don't like your epic memes all of a sudden /v/?
>>343897406
Meme de la cream?
>>343897320
I'm gonna listen to this instead of the GDQ for awhile tbqhwyfp
>race
>gay
>bantz
>memes
Best run so far?
>>343897040
Does he know she's a he?
HE MEMED ON US
IS THIS WHAT GETTING BLACKED IS LIKE
>This banter
BANNED
