ITT: Vidya Characters that have your Body Shape
if i pulled off that mask would he die?
>>343894342
I bet you don't have arms like him, fatass
B R I S B A N E
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>>343894342
>Rhino boot
>>343894497
>>343894342
I want to marry you.
>>343894342
what are some twink manlet characters?
I'm 7'2, overweight and have man tits. Is there a character like me?
>>343895501
Heh, couldn't find any girls your size?
>>343895481
T H I C C
>>343895723
Is he actually that tall? Also should have specified but I'm not that fat.
>>343895481
london
>>343895896
Well shit that's probably the closest I'm getting.
>>343894342
His shoulders are still wider than his gut you fat fuck.
>>343896080
>Green shit
True fatties only eat a gradient of food colored from white to brown.
>tfw no undead to beat dark souls for me
>>343894342
SHEPAAAAARD!!!!
>>343894497
h...he...hello !!...!!
>>343896017
ELKTON
woah there
>>343895481
L O N D O N
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>>343894442
It would be painful...
>>343894342
>>343894342
why is his belly-button a prolapsed dooty shoot
>>343899730
because outie belly buttons exist
>>343900067
R O C H E S T E R
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This is who I am
>>343894342
Hahahaha faggot.
>>343894497
Nigger I wish.
>>343895481
UHHHHHH THICKER
>>343895481
Gonna vom
Literally me
Hehe :*
>>343899415
You're a big pig
>>343901687
For *snort* You...
>>343901516
Ha, you look almost like me
>>343901687
You can be a big pig too
>>343895481
God SF's artstyle is fucking nasty. Look at those gigantic manhands and feet.
Inb4 "M-muh choreographed attacks!", all the previous Street Fighters played just fine and had normally proportioned hands.
>>343897598
pretty much this.
got a bit more abs and no twink face though
>>343901823
>>343894342
>>343899073
I am actually siamese anime girls with large heads irl
>>343902689
Fuck off freak. I hope your step dad rapes you in the butt tonight
>>343902594
>>343902876
You wish you could look like that.
![waluigi-pointing[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JIFikAe.jpg "waluigi-pointing[1].jpg")
>>343902876
>zika slut
gross
>>343902939
I know. Truth is, im a guy.
I wish i was a qt grill tho.
>>343894749
This is my favorite post in this thread.
>>343895387
Same
>>343903243
>I wish i was a qt grill tho.
Who doesn't want to live life on easy mode.
>>343900005
This gif actually makes me sick to my stomach whenever I watch it.
This faget
>>343894342
this cheeki guy
I guess most jrpg characters since i look like a twink fuckboy.
Thank you god for giving me this body but making me like pussies, would have been easier if i liked dick, appreciate it.
>>343894342
>Arms aren't that buff
>Nor your legs
Otherwise you'd be rolling in all the holes you could possibly want to fill.
>>343895481
Didn't want to take those hormone pills, eh?
>>343906393
Haha, that's a great fake. Good thing I know such a think could never happen in real life. I might have to kill myself if I believed this to be real.
>>343903279
Hey guys I spotted the /b/tard who asks for tits on a SFW board!
>>343898994
>>343899706
>>343900178
ASL? P-please?
>>343906495
nigger, how dumb are you?
>>343906393
>literally became a human puddle
Just kill it and get it over with.
>>343907025
typical women can't even used image hosters
>>343906393
Please god tell me this isn't real
>>343906393
T H I C C
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>>343894342
Sadly there are no vidya characters who are skinnyfat and have bad posture.
>>343910913
iktf
>>343906393
>So what shall it be? Will you join the unity, or will you die here? Join, DIE. Join, DIE.
>>343901823
Someone needs to edit in the Britney Spears cheetos gif.
>>343906393
>>343906495
>YFW you notice the skin that is nearly being ripped off by her own weight
>>343894836
the pig i presume
Give or take a couple tendrils
Literally me
>>343906495
ready that gun
>>343899478
i called her a bitch right in front of her tits
>>343906393
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me at the beach yesterday
I can't think of any characters withexcavatum
>>343894342
You don't have the same body shape. You probably have his guy but you have womanly little shoulders.
>>343914146
dude, you don't bring a sword to the beach
>>343914358
Maybe you don't baka. A real gentleman must always be prepared.
>>343894342
>>343906393
Didn't she accidentally kill her daughter by sitting on her or something? I know they wanted to send her to prison for some reason but she was literally too fucking large to move
Except I'm taller unfortunately
>>343914960
I will bend you over and ravage your asshole
>>343915062
lewd
>>343915114
Can I sleep on your tits?
![v_michael3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L7zlJVX.jpg "v_michael3[1].jpg")
>>343914502
to lose his family heirloom while swimming.
have you even thought this through?
>>343894342the only difference being that sundowner is muscle and i am fat
>>343903279
>Tits
B-but, I'm a boy...
>>343915269
what the fuck how did you get a picture of my steak?
>>343915269
Where'd you get this picture of me? Delete this.
>>343894342
Intelligent? Nihilistic? Wicked sense of humor?
Check, check, and check.
>>343915306
These two things are not mutually exclusive
Literally me
Im a gril btw
>>343906393
Ooh, yet to give in, eh?
Good. The Fire Keeper must be twitching with delight.
But what do you really know about these Lords of Cinder, these supposed legends?
Let's take Aldrich, for one.
A right and proper cleric, only, he developed a habit of devouring men.
He ate so many that he bloated like a drowned pig, then softened into sludge,
so they stuck him in the Cathedral of the Deep.
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might.
Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
>>343915701
Diet.
>>343915548
Only if you got ugly man boobs!
DFC =/= man boobs
![7cb84b8736923dc26ea3024e8d204314[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OVyPNFR.jpg "7cb84b8736923dc26ea3024e8d204314[1].jpg")
>>343901856
>>343915701
be my gf
>>343915701
u r a big girl
too many fat fucks in here
>>343915114
>there are people who think bigger = better
i imagine gays overcompensating?
>>343906393
She had surgery to get rid of all the fat and shit and immediately left her husband who took care of her even though she was literally a puddle of shit.
Looks like she was a puddle of shit on the inside too
>>343894497
Ca... can i lick your abs?
>>343915680
I'd love to take you out to a buffet, fatso
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NHJAiAg.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Literally me
>>343914146
>wearing boots to beach
>wearing leather pants to beach
Seriously, are you mental?
Funny thing is my step brother is named CJ.
![1_Z4o6mbqHQTYsFW2Hxw_PJQ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E3vVo7p.jpg "1_Z4o6mbqHQTYsFW2Hxw_PJQ[1].jpg")
>>343903431
I'm gonna need some selfies of yours, right now
>>343906393
>Aldrich after his first gorging of undead sacrifices
>>343896318
>he doesn't eat guacamole
>>343894342
Hair style and all
>>343896080
What purpose did the Mayor Phatt sequence even serve?
"Hey, LeChuck is after. Oh, you already knew that? Well, I'm sending you to jail which you will immediately escape from and never be bothered again afterwards. Now, if you don't mind, I need to be ZANY and eat every 5 seconds."
>>343916509
>he actually cares about dark souls lore
Except my hair is blonde.
I'm also pretty decent with a bow.
>>343906393
You were supposed to post a game character, not yourself, but luckily I'll cover you this time.
Interestingly enough, I want to go play DA:O now.
>>343914226
I want to cum inside your chest hole.
>>343916341
Same body actually
And very similar face and hair
Me on the left.
>>343903976
It always baffles me that people like that actually exist. She is a living caricature. I almost feel bad for her because if someone like that was around me I could never ever take them seriously in anything every. Also she looks like she smells disgustingly saccharine. Like she used half the bottle of 'perfume' to cover some other smell up so she reeks of chemical and my stomach turns whenever she jiggles past me.
>>343917127
cute
>all this boy pussy that my dick isn't pounding
Just fucking kill me already.
approximatelyme
>>343917618
Craigslist, pussy
>>343916378
The tentacle-snakes and all?
>>343917298
don't do this to me
Literally me
>tfw 5"4 manlet
>>343917738
good way to get STDs and/or AIDs
>>343917738
Even a gay sauna has better boypussy than Autismlist
>>343917838
Make love to me.
>>343917791
Unfortunately yes.
>>343917878
>5 inches tall
>>343917738
>implying any of you are actually cute anime boys
>implying the fantasy wouldn't be ruined when I find out you're all ugly neckbeards and lanky skelingtons
>>343918020
Shit, I meant 5'4"
Any tree can drop an apple, I'll drop the moon.
But, seriously: You get this bodytype if you take steroids but don't exercise, you just turn lean.
>>343917314
nice edge
>>343917893
>AIDs
>>343918149
>4 inches tall
Can't think of a skinny half black vidya character.
Why do games lack diversity?
>>343918257
You don't need to take steroids to be skinny like that. It's just diet and exercise.
I can't think of any. I'm tall and relatively thin but have a large ass and ribcage.
Looks retarded if I don't pay attention to my posture.
>It's a "everyone overestimates themselves resulting in cringe" thread
>>343906393
reminds me of that episode of family guy where peter loses all of his bones
>>343917878
Ha, I'm 5'5, shrimp.
>>343898523london
literally me
>>343894342
>>343894342
is that pudge?
>>343903279
I dont need tits to have a nice body
I'm also a manlet
Do girls browse /v/?
>>343920070
(male)
>>343920270
no
everyone replying "yes :3" is a disgusting internet-gay freak, don't be fooled
>>343920270
What's a "girls"?
>>343918109
>no one can not be fat if I am
my tummy is flat and my chest is small deal with it
>>343920270
yes :3
>>343920270
a few
like most internet things, you'll find more effeminate men around than actual women.
>Long Hair
>Jacket
>Pants
>Sweets
I'm just not an ayy lmao, blonde, orfemale.
>>343894342
is this vidya related
For 90% of /v/ it's Lester from GTA V or twig skinny with no inbetween
>>343902392
SF4 wasnt called Bigfeet Fighter 4 for nothing
>>343899478
i lol'd
>>343921657
is there a video game of it you stupid faggot?
>>343894342
Post pics.
Literally me
>>343922474
I guess you can call it a game
>this thread
>>343922620
>the scroll was better
>>343913691
Post pics.
:^)
>>343901687
Not, you're a PIG guy.
You had one job!
>>343916281
Post pics.
>>343922671
I don't beelieve you.
>>343902594
That is terrifyingly unattractive
video games
>>343913925
Holy fuck your right. Also underrated post
>>343914232
You faggot
>tfw no qt emo fuckboy bf that cuddle that will call me daddy
>>343915701
Pic of tits w/ timestamp or gtfo
>>343922784
H E L L D O N
>>343916341
>not D.VO
>>343915269
Wow where did you get a picture of me?
>>343920270
Do you think that constant gaybashing, racism, and woman-hating on this board make it very female-friendly?
>>343923837
No, there still might be some.
>>343923837
But the only reason to not hate women is because you want to fuck them? :S
Can't fuck women through a messageboard lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide
>>343920270
My gf does. She's a /pol/tard though.
>>343905902
Holdonasecond, is that Segata Sanshiro?
>>343924748
Is she white?
>>343922604
It's their worst "game" too.
>>343924748
I like her already
>>343919527
Probably most of these posters
>>343925140
Better. She's white and PRO-white. Not blindly racist though, competence and reliability comes first, then race. But she's no fool to niggers, she knows what's up.
>>343925873
Go away, she's mine.
>>343901823
I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY FUCKER!
Oh and I'm a lil like Enzo minus the face fat and suits.
>>343899073
fucking kekd
>>343894342
Traditionally, black nail polish was used as a subtle method of showing/identifying ones sexual preference amongst necrophiliacs.
>>343916372
kek
>>343927035
I'll cuck you
>>343927534
Fuck off
>>343927534
FRIG OFF YA SWEATY BEACHBALL
>>343927534
Fuck off, Randy
>>343927649
>being a nigger
Just kill yourself
>>343927534
FRIGGIN WALRUS
