would you eat Bowser's tarts?
>>343861748
I would anything he puts in my mouth
>>343861905
Faggot
>>343861905
Bowser thread?
what the hell is this
Since I don't live in Fatistan I never got to try any overpriced vidya food. Were they any good?
also I'm surprised dragonfruit is known in US
>>343861748
>>343862102
after i eat his can he eat mine?
>Nintendo officially endorses Bowser's tart dragon berries
furry thread
>>343862037
Yee
>>343862323
It was rare that I ever got shaped mac and cheese, but whenever my mom got me the Rugrats or Scooby-Doo shapes, they were such a fucking treat. I loved them because they were inherently bigger than normal noodles because of the shapes and whatnot, so it was basically like putting more cheese in your mouth with every bite.
I really sound like an American right now, I am so sorry.
I haven't tried dragonfruit even though they're plentiful here. What do they taste like?
>>343862342
Aren't those strawberries? I know this post makes me sound like an ignorant American, but that's because I am an ignorant American.
>>343862818
nah it's exactly the yogurt they're advertising
here's dragonfruit btw
is this a vidya-relatef food thread or a bowser thread?
>>343862342
>>343862919
What kind of retarded name is that? It's called Pita in every other language on earth.
>>343862938
it can be both if you know what I mean
where's dongs banana cream?
>>343862919
i'm gona be honest
dragon fruit tastes like nothing to me
>>343863036
Nigga that's a type of bread.
>>343862342
>"yogurt"
>>343862919
never had it but the inside looks delicious
like some kind of vanilla pudding with chocolate shavings
What does dragon fruit taste like?I like eating durian so I could almost eat any kind of fruit
>>343862919
Why does this fruit look so punchable? It looks so stupid
>>343864043
>le punchable XDDD
fuck off reddit
>>343863270
that's not the flavor they went with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL2A_KSdoc4
>>343862818
both fruits are featured in that dish
>>343863526
Well it actually tastes like water
>>343864002
Durian tastes great through
It just smells like ass
>>343864228
Totally only see strawberries, mind correcting my blindness?
>>343863036
It's scaly like a dragon
there are lizards that are called dragon as well for this reason
>>343864361
>Durian tastes great through
SEA bro?
>>343864396
On actually examining the image you are correct
>>343861748
I'm more of a Donky Kong's bannana cream man myself.
I would post the pic, but my sister has it.
>>343864309
aww.
deceptive little bitch.
Post fruits in video games.
>>343864431
this one too
love durian candies
durian reminds me of bowser koopa shells
>>343864361
Australia but i've got friends from singapore and the phillipines who introduced me to it.
They sell durians and dragonfruit in a few stores around here.
I know i''m Oceania but hello fellow SEAbro if you are one.
>>343864361
Yank here its alright tho i had it staye side
My SEA prof brought in on a dare tho
>>343864134
*backs away slowly*
>>343861748
>contains: Milk
>>343863526
It actually tastes pretty bland.
>>343863270
>>343862603
>>343865375
can i add a coconut creampies shower?
>>343862610
>being sorry for sounding American
>on the fourth of fucking July
>>343864638
>>343864675
>>343864628
>mfw it's almost durian harvest season
>>343861748
Does he like butter tarts?
>>343864724
>the yogurt machine is actually just a front
>Bowser is actually gagged and tied up behind
>every time a person orders he gets "milked"
>>343865610
>only ever had Durian that was frozen for months
>smelled like death as expected but also tasted like shit
I really want to try a fresh Durian. I wonder if it tastes good like people claim.
>>343865606
Literally nowhere in america is it the 4th of culy you cunt
>>343865919
taste like sweet custard with a mix of onions and banana or something along those lines. hard to describe it.
they go for 50 cents/kg in USD during peak harvest season here
>>343865774
jesus anon, my dick
daily reminder that they know
>>343866046
I'm in Europe and the only ones I've ever seen here were in those dodgy dingy Asia shops for maybe 5€ per fruit
there are some online shops that I could try but I'm not sure about those
>>343866254
>bulging
That's an oddly specific choice of words...
>>343866254
They really don't. It's just your delusional, degenerate barafag mind warping everything into some kind of sexual innuendo or a nod to your shit fetish because you are perpetually mentally 14 years old.
>>343866441
>his muscles don't bulge
>>343866526
Bulging implies sex appeal/sexual connotations
>>343867252
Bulge literally means rounded swelling on flat surface, muscles bulge, stomachs bulge, bruises bulge, it doesn't automatically mean cock you furfag
>>343867441
*scaly
>>343867441
>>343867441
>stomachs bulge
This anon gets it. Nothing sexual about that.
>>343867760
>Source: Furry site
Yeah no
>>343867820
bowser is not for inflation
>>343867441
I don't think he's a furfag, more like illiterate
>>343867984
Whe're on the damn internet, everything has a sexual connotation.
>>343867760
That's what *a* bulge is retard
What do you think his muscles are bulging because they have penises inside them?
>>343867937
Hey now, that's clearly caused by food so it's fat. I could post some inflation if you wanted though
>>343861748
where can I get this?
>>343868090
see >>343862102
seems like Yogurtland
>>343865996
Aloha from Hawaii faggot.
I work at Yogurtland. Ask me anything (either about this Nintendo promotion or anything in general).
>>343868235
is >>343865774 telling the truth?
>>343868290
My manager isn't allowing me to comment on that.
>>343863036
Same reason pineapples are called what they are and not Ananas like it is in 80% of the rest of the world.
Apple used to be the word for fruit.
When the dude found one hethought "It looks like a pine cone but it's an apple (fruit)".
Someone found this and thought. Well shit this fruit looks like a dragon almost.
>>343868235
How many times a day to you cum in the 'Yogurt' machine, and do you eat if yourself after?
>>343868441
I'm a girl, and yes I do eat the yoghurt after.
>walk into yogurtland
>try to get some of mario's chocolate gelato
>they ask you to find his chocolate star first
>>343868553
If by after, you mean when my shift ends.
stop sexualizing bowser
>>343868353
You're on 4chan, your manager wouldn't know
>>343868441
>>343868553
Post pics of Yogurt or gtfo, I don't care if you're a grill or a dude I want the pics.
>>343868887
Here is my uniform
>>343868624
what does his gelato tastes like
>>343869842
Go eat out an Italian's ass and find out
>>343869238
I like how they forgot to color Mario's sideburn.
Real mark of quality.
>>343870028
you know, i never noticed that.
good on you anon.
im high and wish i can those tasty dragonfruits of his
>>343870926
you lick his slit until it pops out
>>343861748
How does sticking Bowser on a flavor that already exists make it Mario themed?
This is like Sonic Spaghettios level bullshit.
>>343871270
Bowser approved
>>343871235
that was gay
>>343871507
that's how you do it with reptilemen
>>343861748
that fruit position is questionable
>>343866048
That Fox is cute, have a source?
>>343862919
is this... gum gum no mi?
>>343872708
>butt vore
>not cock vore
Poor taste
>>343877210
i like both i just like anal vore and stomachbulges from dicks bigger
stomachbulge + cv doesn't usually work since it's still small enough to penetrate
nonfatal is always the best though
>>343863036
Because "Dragonfruit" sounds a lot cooler and more aptly descriptive than naming it after homo bread.
>>343877483
Are you me?
>tfw i thought it said fart
well shit
I misread it as Berry Fart. I would.
>>343876125
looks more like the yami yami no mi.
>>343862102
When you lose castles every other year, you need more than just taxes to supplement your nation's income.
>The Koopa Kingdom's #1 export is pastries and other food, because that's the only thing they can do that isn't evil
>>343868624
>gelato
>>343881571
>Eating Gelato is selling out your country to Europe
Okay
Dragonfruit looks fantastic but tastes like shit. I was so disappointed when I ate one.
>>343881885
What does it taste like?
>>343881805
>he doesn't know about Kelly
he's literally the best cartoonist because he triggers both retarded sides of the american political spectrum
>wonder what other flavor's they have
>the first one is "mario's chocolate gelato"
They make jokes about these flavors too easy to make
>>343861748
Dragon fruit isn't even good. It's just a bland kiwi.
>>343882251
>onion
>>343883212
Aside from being the blandest flavor, what relationship does Mario have to chocolate?
>>343883474
Well, it's far from the most out there connection. You should see some of the other ones.
>>343883689
I'd drink that shit
>>343864309
>Well it actually tastes like water
Funky water, to be precise. Dragonfruit is the biggest letdown.
>>343881805
>not recognizing Kelly
Pitayas are not that good.
>>343876125
More like end this fucking series oda you talentless hack
>>343883689
that looks delicious
>>343883689
It better have either mushrooms or chestnuts.
>>343883689
I wish Iced Caffeine didn't make me so jittery. Because they're delicious.
>>343865919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5mWjOzkgk
>>343862102
>contains milk
at least it isn't froyo
fuck froyo
>>343886809
>tfw father's day
>>343881571
>>343881805
>>343868624
>>343869842
gelato?
>>343865375
>BANANA CREAM
![add40aa561992c9bf8609f5e436ff433[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bwvgaGq.jpg "add40aa561992c9bf8609f5e436ff433[1].jpg")
>>343868624
Is Mario a cuck?
>>343869238
Thats actually kinda cool
>>343887192
banana when turned into anything else tastes like shit
>>343869238
I thought that was neat that someone from the promotion was posting here. then I remembered working at a yogurt joint is probably pretty shitty and they make you wear that regardless.
>>343887698
do food chains always treat its employers like shit or only the big ones
>>343887497
Banana pudding though
>>343862603
>that floor
Is he about to drop her into a hole?
>Yogurtland
this is some left coast hippie-ass gluten-free gmo-free peanut-free bullshit ain't it
>>343887298
What do you think?
>>343861748
isn't dragon fruit flavorless junk you only use for texture and look?
>>343861748
yes
yes i would
Fuck. That's a real fruit? I just assumed Pikmin made it up.
>>343868624
it makes sense somehow. chocolate is pretty bland though, could have been a little more exotic
>>343862342
50cent and Vitamin Water made sure we did.
>>343883689
>comlperelty white except a slight light brown on top
>"iced coffee"
>>343890619
>145 replies and 32 imahes
>only 2 pictures of hot bara bowser
>>343890619
maybe it's milk coffee
>>343861748
>tfw read the OP as would you eat Bowsers farts
haha
>>343890261
I think Mario has stolen Peach from Bowser just as many times as Bowser stole Peach from Mario. Either they're both cucks, or Peach is a whore and Mario/Bowser share her.
>>343892295
haha
>>343861748
I would admire his muscles.
>>343893237
it's not impossible too since bodybuilders can dance
>>343893297
Can they do this?
>>343893237
That's pretty fucking kawaii senpai.
>>343893631
I dunno
but muscles dancing tingles me
>>343893756
>>343893631
>Super Slick Stylish
it's kinda hot
>>343894040
Meh.
>>343894092
it's the muscles, stuff like abs, pecs and thighs are underappreciated
Is this the official husbando of /v/ thread?
>>343875771
Not him but http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50049344
>>343893997
Man Mario Tennis was pretty great for these goofy moments. Asshole Mario was funny.
>>343894387
Just Bowser.
>>343869238
better than the angry birds shirts movie theater employees have to wear, at least.
>>343894441
That's what I said.
>>343862323
>Kraft Dinner
That's Canadian.
>KONG CREAM
sometimes memes write themselves
>>343862323I still get the SpongeBob macaroni and cheese every once in a while.
>>343894507
Right.
>>343863362
I find it tastes like a less sour kiwi. I like it but not everybody does.
>>343894387
That pic with Fox and Falco in front of the mirror is going to be my favorite by him for a while.
>>343861748
the question is
would you?
>>343865774
You can't milk boys, anon
Doesn't Dragon fruit taste like cum?
>>343895306
I can try.
>>343862102
Game on Yogurtland
>>343868440
If your language calls it anana is a cucktier languege
>>343868753
I would
>>343894441
I want to hug Bowser and Dedede.
>>343896424
Me too.
>>343890261
Why's Peach always pregnant? Like, hugely pregnant.
>>343896596
He looks so cute!
Would you even kiss him?
>>343896906
Duh.
>>343896906
lewd
>>343896906
>>343897141
Even his chest and stomach?
>>343897802
Shame I can't read moonrunes.
>>343897980
His handwriting is pretty bad anyway.
>>343897980
oh my
>>343897980
Reminder that this is a crop and the full amimation is straight.
>>343899095
Reminder that this isn't even from any sort of porn but the crop is just right.
>>343899095
Life sucks sometimes.
>>343863036
pitaya or pitahaya in most spanish speaking countries.
>>343899632
pinya here
is that plain yogurt or the shitty "frozen yogurt" variety
bringing this one last time for the night
>>343883474
Chocolate is bland? It's my favorite flavor.
>>343882156
watery, it's like eating a melon with no flavour at all, it's not bad, just terribly bland, they say the yellow ones taste a little more sugary.
>>343903225
Thread or not we'll always love Bowser.
>>343862342
I wish cum looked more like this. Anyone else turned off by the look of cum? Now this shit looks tasty
>>343904774
Man, I'm not even gay but I'dcuddleandkissBowser so fucking hard.
>>343905817
I am gay and I would let him gape my ass.
>>343862342
>I'm surprised dragonfruit is known in US
it's a meme fruit. It's in everything companies want people to think is exotic.
goji berries and acai didn't stand the test of time but dragon fruit persisted
>>343864398
Actually the name comes from the general shape of the plant, not the fruit.
>>343905817
Anyone who wouldn't doesn't belong on /v/
is Peach item peach flavored?
>>343906494
Yes.
>>343894617
Kek
>>343863526
You should taste the yellow skin variant, absolute GOAT tier and tastes delicious
>>343904774
ONLY 4CHAN!
>>343904774
Just make a cum smoothie why don't you?
>>343904774
It could be better
>>343886845
Father's day is in JUNE you mongoloid
>>343904725
like thus
do people really only eat yogurt as a novely candy like Ice cream in the USA? This is super weird, yogurt-type products are normal dessert items there.
>>343862102
>non-fat
no thanks
>>343910431
nah, yogurt is a staple food item for plenty of people
>>343897980
Source?
What does Bowser's dick look like?
Just curious, haha
>>343861748
I'd eat his ass if you know what I mean
>>343868206
kek
>>343913401
There's a gif of that
>>343913963
Say what
>>343890056
I work there. We have gluten in most toppings, we don't give a shit about GMOs, and there is so much cross-contamination of peanuts when we prep shit in the back that if you are allergic to peanuts, I would advise you don't eat here.
>>343862610
reddit please leave
>>343866254
Wait what game is this?
