Why does Link suddenly don tights in the Temple of Time in The Legend of Zelda OoT, when he's been asleep all that time? And how is he suddenly wearing adult clothing? Surely his kids clothes would no longer fit. And finally why did his eyebrows suddenly grow thinner and become much more arched? It looks almost like he got plastic surgery in his sleep as well.
>>343846727
Sheik is playing dressup while he's unconscious
>>343846727
Your question was answered back in 1998.
>>343848371
That's creepy and probably illegal even by Hyrule standards.
>>343848371
>>343848531
>he dressed link in 3d shades and pink jackets one year as it was the fashion at the time
>>343848531
I think Hyrule's laws are pretty lax,anything short of murder gets a pass.
>>343849363
Then why was Ganondorf executed in the past when he had committed no crime?
>>343848371
Why isn't Link slightly distressed that he's dressed differently when he awakens?
>>343846727
I think because it's a fantasy game
literally Time Magic
He was in a coma and there was someone taking care of him periodically. I don't wanna imagine how many times he had his clothes changed, but certainly they stopped taking care of him when the town was destroyed.
It's a fucking church-like temple in the middle of a populated town, for god's sake, he was not alone all this time.
>>343849857
He didn't give them permission, and I'd hope they only changed him one, otherwise they're dirty.
>>343846727
No one has explained Link's drastic eyebrow change, no one's eyebrows change that much with age.
>>343846727
Same reason that he decided he was too old for boomerangs
>>343848531
I doubt hyrule and pretty much every loz land has too strict of rules besides: Don't kill random humans. Considering link alone has pretty much broken a bunch of normal laws.
>>343846727
That pervert pierced his ears
>>343850251
I thought it was because his gear had rotted in the temple of time?
>>343846727
You notice the tights but not the fucking earring?
>>343849857
But he WAS in a secret chamber. Actually wasn't he in another dimension altogether?
>>343850301
What else did he break? "I know he commits bank fraud in Majora's Mask but OoT is a different game.
>>343850809
He burgles places constantly
>>343850878
>>343850878
Those are gifts from fans, it's expected.
>>343850878
>Carries weapons in public view
>Enters homes without permission
>Steals from gravestones
>Breaks into hyrule caste
>>343850135
The hair was consumed to make the clothes, it's not rocket science people.
>>343850809
All that pot genocide must become a crime sometime
>>343848371
This made me laugh for some reason.
>>343850809
>Gets caught trying to break in the castle armed 78 times.
>Gets off with a warning
>>343848371
>A wizard did it.
>>343851045
>>Carries weapons in public view
Hyrule isn't America and maybe Hyrule has Open carry legislation on the books.
>>343851045
Ever heard of giving quarter to troops? or
>Hebrews 13:2
Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
>1 Peter 4:9
Show hospitality to one another without grumbling.
>>Steals from gravestones
Dumpe literally invited him in to take from his grave.
>>Breaks into hyrule caste
He was basically invited by the princess as she previsioned it and was expecting him.
See no crime committed by link.
He is afterall a soldier of Christ proven by the cross that was once on his shield in the earlier as well as depictions of him kneeling in front of a crucifix in church, and the "spell book" aka bible he gets in the first game.
>>343851491
>Proof that Link is a Christian
The game implies that Link is fighting against the Paganism of the Hyleans and the Islamism of the Gerudos. (Hinted by the crescent half moon and star found in the Gerudo vallye).
Link is a warrior for Christ.
>>343850794
I think that's really it.
He gets trapped in a magic crystal that serves as a time capsule which leaves him in pristine condition after every time travel.
The change of clothes was probably the goddesses doing, although it was just likely done with "magic" for the sake of convenience.
>>343851225
The sage's ate his eyebrows?
>>343851345
The pot business must be booming in Hyrule.
>>343851491
The nigger literally takes some person's savings away, money that was locked in treasure chests inside their houses. And they don't address the fact that they're ok with losing it or giving it away, so he might as well be stealing that money.
>ok, time to pay rent and my tribute to Ganondorf
>good thing I saved my 100 rupee quote beforehand
>realize it's not there
>get thrown in Hyrule's dungeon where zombies and skeletons rape me to death, feast on my flesh and eventually become a haunting spirit of vengeance and sorrow who will never be able to find peace
>all because this little fucker wanted money to play some dumb archery mini-game
>>343846727
You know if they ever do a LoZ movie I hope they get openly gay actor Reid Ewing from Modern family to play Link either him or...
>>343852559
At least Ganon kept shit together, besides castle town being a wreck those who followed his rule were treated pretty nicely.
>Somebody never watched Adamwestslapdog in YouTube's glory days
>>343852637
... or Graham Patrick Martin who plays Rusty Beck in Major Crimes.
That old pedophile did it.
>>343852662
Wasn't everyone starving and with scurvy?
>>343852708
I did...
>>343852893
That's mostly because hyrule is not self sufficient. Look at castle town in young timeline. It's pretty clear they get their food and supplies by outside services. Once the traders are gone, they didn't adapt.
>>343853068
>>343852893
Also because the only real people you see are said people going against his rule... look at ingo, he followed Ganon and he has a nice outfit, a ranch, and clearly is pretty wealthy.
>>343849642
Because Ganondorf is a Gerudo and Hylians are racist.
>>343853068
>PARTY PARTY PARTY
>PARTY PARTY PARTY
>>343846727
how was link not a skellington by the time the 7 years were up? if through the grace of the goddesses he required no sustinence, he would have no muscle
>>343853493
Oh god I am not in the mood to get flashbacks to all of that I might have to rewatch.Did he ever finish majora's mask?
>>343853571no ;_;
>>343853068
That's mostly because hyrule is not self sufficient. Look at castle town in young timeline. It's pretty clear they get their food and supplies by outside services. Once the traders are gone, they didn't adapt.
Why didn;t Ganondorf go on to conquer other lands?
>>343853068
Didn't those people only survive because Impa.
>>343853569
See the zombies in town? Maybe in the game the Sages fed link the townspeople and thats all thats left are the zombies.
Why does HW Young Link look kinda sexual?
>>343853068
They get fish from Hylia's Lake which probably goes to shit after Jabu-Jabu died, almost all the Zoras were frozen, and their sacred water sanctuary gets cursed and infested by plagues. So fish must be pretty rare.
They get meat, milk and maybe even bread, butter and the like from Lon Lon's Ranch, which still works ok. In fact It may even be more productive than ever, although the prizes must have sky-rocketed and the average villagers only get scraps, since all the good stuff gets sent to the castle.
But I guess they still got plenty of chicken and eggs, which is actually pretty realistic for some medieval rural village.
>>343854004
Maybe because you're a pervert?
>>343854030
Maybe they fed Link Jabu Jabu's remains while he was in the sleep hyper chamber.
>>343854120
Yeah, probably, but still...
It's like when you look at someone who does shota/loli porn, and even their safe images have this mild subconscious sexual feel.
>>343846727
He needs tights to hold his massive dropped balls in order to do the ridiculous tasks ahead of him.
>>343846727
It'smagic.jpg
>>343846727
Why did Link's childhood friend with the green hair Sharia grow up? I thought all Kokirki forest children never aged like Neverland children?
>>343854596
Saria didn't grow up
>>343854596
she didn't
>>343854596
What the fuck are you trying to meme about?
>>343854654
>>343854692
How come she looks older/ different from young Link's time and Adult's Links time?
>>343854965
she doesn't
>>343854965
Youre talking about malon and ruto and zelda
>>343855046
Yes she really does. She's the only Kok child who looks different.
>>343855239
No.
>>343846727
Something about the Hyrule Warriors adult Link with the OoT skin looks so off. It looks even worse in game.
So, who is the kokiri that left the forest and is still alive?
One gossip stone tells you about him/her
>>343855346
Explain yourself.
Skyrim Remastered will be better than this. You will buy it. Right?
>>343851484
obligatory
>>343846727
Magic and shit, because fuck you.
>>343856319
Buy Skyrim instead.
>>343855346
the shape of his eyes and eyebrows is wrong, his nose and ears are smaller.
>>343855903
Gossip stones were probably all bullshit.
>>343856074
>>343856494
Skyrim a shit.
LEAVE THIS THREAD, YOU WIZARD ASSHOLES
>>343855903
It's talking about you.
>>343856803
I know right? You should buy the games ironically for the lulz
>>343856494
Fuck you Todd, Skyrim doesn't have cute elf boys for hugging.
>>343856074
What does that have to do with the subject?
>>343857272
P... leas... e...
>>343857282
What did you just said?
>>343855346
Because Koei Tecmo imported the models from OoT3D and touched it up, but it's still low texture and too bright.
>>343857782
Compare it to the Classic Tunic, which they had to make from scratch.
>>343846727
Those ain't tights, that's white fur.
>>343855903
The one that tells you that was behind the Deku Tree.
I assumed he heard your conversation with him and that's why he talks about a kid who left, it was you.
>>343858007
That aint Zelda, is Skyrim. Right?
>>343855239
She's the exact same
>>343858184
Like. Skyrim. R I I I G H T?
>>343858249
You're bad at Todd posting
>>343857893
It's not even a contest.
Although it is really sad that they half-assed what is probably Link's second most iconic outfit.
Even fucking Soul Calibur's 2 model looks better.
>>343858446
YOU SHALL BUY SKYRIM
>>343858446
>image.jpg filenames
Ignore the autistic shitposter, anon.
>>343858485
And you know the worst part?
If Hyrule Warriors 2 ever happened, they'd bring it back and not touch it up in the slightest since it'd just be importing assets with a quick copy paste.
It's how they do it in Dynasty Warriors, after all.
>>343849642
>Then why was Ganondorf executed in the past when he had committed no crime?
Technically, at that time, he would have at least already poisoned the Great Deku Tree if not also poisoning Jabu Jabu (jeopardizing the water supply) and sealing up the Dodongo Caverns.
>>343851491
10/10 post here. Need more people like this on vee
>>343861078
What makes you say that?
>>343846727
Maybe Link dresses himself in his sleep?