Hello ladies and gentlemen, today we will be embarking on a quest to see the world as our oyster.
Now name this piece of shit planet.
>>343846145
DONGUS
>>343846145
Sir Reginald Baron Von Cheesenugs Esq.
Well, the other guy has Squidward, so why not Spongebob?
>>343846145
SCHLOMO SHEKELSTEIN
>>343846145
Israel
Make jew race
Omnivorous
Keep it between red and green, always yellow, and then buy all the other empires
>>343846145
Bagel Land
>>343846323
>not Squilliam
>>343846337
This
>>343846337
yes, this.
>>343846145
Mike Littoralis
>>343846350
Between Red and Green is Blue.
Israel is born.
Now name this piece of shit and make bodily suggestions.
>>343846404
Actually that's pretty good
>>343846145
Name it Panty Shots, so that mothers all around the world can cry out "PANTY SHOTS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING"
>>343846584
The Thing from Uranus.
>>343846607
Didn't realise that was the planet name. I still want the creature to be called Panty Shots. NoA Localisation is fine too.
>>343846584
Schlomo Shekelstein
Make him move fast to avoid encounters
One carnivore mouth and one herbivore mouth, so you can eat everything
>>343846584
http://www.strawpoll.me/10668433
Vote shit.
>>343846584
SQUILLIAM FANCYDONG
ONCE YOU EVOLVE, PUT MOUTHS EVERYWHERE
>>343846584
Make it look like a giant nose as best you can.
Nose hairs optional.
>>343846584
Use every mouth part, so it can devour everything. EVERY THING
>>343846584
Schlomo.
COVER it with the herbivore mouth and the tenticles.
For now, we will be blind to the horrors of the world while we devour all that is green.
>>343846584
Gay Luigi
>>343847151
>How 6 gorillion can be real if our eyes aren't real
>>343847151
No, you fool, we need eyes to find bargains and to avoid the goyim!
>>343847275
This, we need to be able to avoid the bigger goyim
>>343847249
Underrated
The greedy Jew managed to find the motherlode.
>>343847506
Give him some eyes, or else the goyim will steal all the good shek-I mean, food
>>343847506
He need eyes to spot the goys
>>343847609
>>343847660
The rules have changed.
Our tale is now of blood and dosh.
>>343847759
We need carnivore mouth so we can feed on more stuff
>>343847759
So...
D-Does he like...
Suck food up his ass?
>>343847759
>>343847852
No, you fools!
We can't kill the goyim, we need them for shekels.
>>343847759
Who needs food anyway?
>>343847917
We need to purge some goyim if we are to make money
Goyim who don't buy
SHEKELMASTER GETS ALL THE BITCHES.
>>343847759
Proboscis? So soon? Interesting. Makes sense though, who doesn't love a two for one deal?
A potent transformation has come over our poor boy. He has been infused with the power of MUNEY.
>>343848596
>FORESKIN
OY VEY CHOP IT OFF
>>343848596
Give him the colors of israel
>>343848696
THE CHOPPING STARTS NOW.
>>343848696
It's chopped off, look at the extremity
>>343848761
Wow, fast. Can you give it four legs to chase after deals faster? Let;s try to aim for an economic nation too.
>>343848761
OY VEY WE ALREADY EVOLVED?
QUICK, WE NEED A NOSE
>>343848761
NOSE
>>343848921
>>343848973
YES/NO? DEAL WITH IT WHILE WE MOVE ON. MAKE MORE SUGGESTIONS.
>>343849126
No mouth? I feel like the nose should be the poison spitty thing though, since it's bigger.
A quadraped by nature, the Jew and its many derivatives seek out the fastest path to save big.
And thus, they CHARGE.
>>343849692
Good
When you evolve give him the beard and jew hair
And make sure you unlock the big nose too
>>343849692
YOU MUST HAVE HUGE CLAWS TO RIP AND TEAR
>>343849126
Give him a proboscis. You can't build them later on. They must be blood-sucking leeches forever to be proper spacejews. Plus being able to eat both Meat and Leaves? What a deal!
>>343849692
You need hands to rub against each other
>>343849692
I'm loving those fucktarded legs, they're hilarious.
>>343849797
also we need a yamaka
>>343849692
Put its arms on top of its head so it can grope anyone of any height.
>>343849865
Wrong species, buddy
>>343849997
Ironically, I was doing just that.
For now, we will continue to consume via dick suction, the way of the Jew.
>>343850104
Jesus christ this jew's fucked up
>>343850104
This color gets me wanting a desert theme for this species. This is my lifeless dust planet. Space Islam go home
>>343850065
but he'll need something to fight Nazis with.
Another enemy claimed for the Jew throne, but also an Ally!
>>343850445
Money
>>343850462
So will we follow the jewish way by trying to make friends with everyone while secretly undermining them?
If you manage to be blue cards all the way (balance your warmongering and peace-ing) and be the eternal jew in Civilization stage, you can be a Space Jew.
Do this.
The nose has been found.
>>343850667
Also if you were a Herbivore in Cell stage (green card) it's still possible, you just need 3 blue cards to override it
Or did you want to be a Space Hippy.
>>343850742
Do you have those spiky balls? Put them around his dick for testicles
>>343850742
There's a bigger one
>>343850925
Dick creatures are uninspired and dumb shit. Let's have an original Jew.
>>343851292
Come on, there's nothing wrong with being juvenile. Besides, I've ran out of clever ideas for Spore.
>>343851536
As did the designers.
Make it look like this
Better idea. Sttetch his body out into a spiral shape. Make his spine a fucking noodle
>>343851802
> noodle Jew
I like the way you think
>>343851802
You only get like 20 links in Spore. No go.
At any rate, we got us a beard nose combo.
>>343852229
Bullshit. I'd done it in my game.
>>343852229
>Bug Jew
If this is the route we're taking, he needs to be a scrawny pillbodied fruit fly, rubbing one pair of hands together while the other pair clutches a bag of money in one hand and a scalpel (for penis mutilation) in the other
Another day, another evolution.
>>343852831
Is this what Lovecraft warned us about?
Alright, so.
Bad news.
My computer melted.
The hard drive I mean.
So uh yeah.
-Phoneposting OP
Excuse me while I spend the next two weeks recycling the discs to save the porn and such that was on discs that didn't melt.
>>343853401
no, he was warning us about the Fagatrons
>>343853741
Shit luck, dude. Sorry.
Hope you get a lot of it back.
>>343853741
Damn. Well good luck m8.
