When is this overpowered Russian dyke getting nerfed?
>>343842221
What fucking part of don't shoot Zarya when she has a giant pink bubble surrounding her don't you understand?
>>343842221
stop shooting at her shields and she deals no damage
Don't shoot her shields, dummy.
when you git gud
>>343842428
Easier said than done!
>>343842464
Easier said than done!!
>>343842514
Easier said than done!!!
>>343842652
>Easier said than done
>literally a gigantic bright target saying HEY GUYS SHOOT ME
>>343842652
I want The Essex to leave
>>343842652
Anything in life is easier said than done you cock sucker, just get fucking better.
>>343842917
>Anything in life is easier said than done
except in Japanese
>>343842970
Fuck you
>pharah raping us from the skies
>no one attacks her
>character that relies on the other team fucking up
>overpowered
go away cyka
>>343842428
>>343842464
>>343842514
> hurr le just don't shoot her
A good Zarya will just shield someone else if you take focus off her. Or God forbid, she'll wait till someone with a shotgun attacks anyone and get a free half charge.
The dyke has ZERO fucking counters.
If you think she's easy to kill you're probably some trenchlord faggot playing with shitters.
>>343842221
Literally let go of m1 when she has a shield up
>>343842652
It's about as easy as not pressing your mouse key, you fucking child.
>>343843332
>trenchlord
What's this?
>>343843332
>she'll shield someone else
guess what? you can also refrain from shooting THEM. I know its annoying to not shoot them for 2 seconds but you can do it.
A good Zarya can bait attacks. Make her seem defenceless or she'll bubble an ult.
>>343843683
Any half decent Zarya player can see who's about to get hit with damage and shield them. Even if you react in half a second, that's half a second of damage you've put into the shield, which is usually a decent amount of charge.
any fucking zarya is impossible for me to kill. as soon as I see a zarya I literally give up and stop moving just so I die and don't waste myself trying to kill
>>343844175
She's the squishiest tank
Once her shield's down, go to town
>>343844175
fucking baby
>>343844440
IM DEAD BY THEN
>>343844495
I DO HORRIBLE UNDER PRESSURE. MY HEAR RACES WHILE PLAYING QUICK PLAY. IM SORRY
>>343843567
Rank <50 shitter stuck paying with other shitters who will never advance because your team is always garbage.
>>343843683
> just do nothing for 2 second
> x2
> every 10 seconds
kill yourself
>>343844653
Oh so it references competitive? I don't play competitive.
>>343844736
> I don't play competitively
> My opinion on hero balance is worth something
pick one assfaggot
>>343842221
Because Putin is mad as fuck his glorious mother Russia is represented by this tumblr-tier piece of trash.
Hopefully never, she's my best hero.
>>343844904
>assfaggot
What's this?
>>343844624
then uninstall the game
>>343845108
A homosexual male who enjoys getting his anal cavity filled with foreign objects, most commonly cocks.
>that feel when I used to get 50 charge a shield
>now getting around 20 per shield, which won't let me charge up much
They're learning.
>>343845014
how is she tumblr
>>343845784
pink hair apparently makes you tumblr.
better not show them anime.
>>343843332
>The dyke has ZERO fucking counters.
Other than the shields only block like 300 damage and have a long cooldown. And she does absolute diddly for damage if not charged to at least 60%
>>343845652
Oh weird
>>343845784
/v/irgins think that pink short hair = tumblr.
Despite Zarya being a racist who literally KILLS the people she dislikes.
>hero who strength is determined by how retarded the enemy players are
>"SHE'S FUCKING INVINCIBLE"
>"NERF WHEN?"
Complaining about Mother Bear is basically you just outing yourself as a total shitter.
>>343845893
I wish she'd have a good alternate skin. All her skins are... are bad!
>>343845893
anon, haven't you seen sjw tumblr posts?
they are racists, and half of them literally only talk about killing the people they dislike.
>>343846009
I wish she had something that showed off her figure.
Daily reminder to protect your Mercy.
I shouldn't be getting nuked by Junkrat's tire alone 6 times in one game. When there's a Widow and Pharah on my team.
>Playing Overwatch this weekend
>Guys stop shooting Zarya when her shield is up
>People do it anyway
>Guys seriously stop shooting her when her shield is up
>People still getting vaporized
>This goes on for game after game after game
>Finally get fed up and use my mic for the first time
>Scream out YOU STUPID FUCKING MORONS STOP SHOOTING HER SHIELD, JESUS CHRIST HOW HARD IS THAT FOR YOU THICK-SKULLED MORONS TO UNDERSTAND
>End up getting a temporary suspension for like 12 hours or some shit for "aggressive behavior"
What an actual load of bullshit, it's not my fault your playerbase is a group of mouthbreathing retards.
I can't even give the excuse of "well I should just be playing with friends" because my dumbass friend does it too, no matter how much I yell at him.
>>343846303
Mercy can plink Junkrat's tyre easily though
>>343842221
She's fine. She's only really becomes a problem during double Zaryas. Went against a pair that were masters at using their bubbles.
No wonder Russians are still fighting.
>>343846009
>>343842428
This is a stupid advise. Because it just happens that people shot it. And sometimes shooting it is better, to destroy the shield faster, when you want to finish her off.
Her ult is the biggest problem. It's too overpowered.
And her rihtclick is bugged too.
>>343846236
this but it would take some very wide hips and some butthole to make up for her man arms
>>343846303
>playing mercy
>Team wont help me out at all
>"we would have done better if our mercy did anything"
>>343846595
Damn that's nice
>>343843332
acquire proficiency
>>343846665
Her hips seem prety wide to me.
>>343846892
problem is everything is wide especially her retarded leg armor
>>343846871
If you're not having problems with Zarya yet, you're the one that needs to get good.
>>343846596
No way, get reinhardt, lucio, or winston in black hole, whole team survives
>>343847018
>protecting the femoral arteries
>retarded
Spotted the fag who's gonna bleed out first when the manlets rise up
>>343847076
A Torb with full scrap can save his team as well, if it isn't a wombo combo, I've done it several times.
Come get your armor!
>>343847040
>not having problems with a character means you suck
wew
>>343847076
There are 100 of factors that they're still going to rape your team.
>>343846596
>destroy the shield faster
The fuck are you talking about.
It's near impossible to deal enough damage quick enough to break one without an ult.
You're just feeding her.
It's NEVER better to shoot her shield.
The only time you shoot it, is to use as a surface for splash damage(pharrah/junkrat) to get rid of weak targets standing by her.
>>343847239
prove me wrong and post rank then
>>343846072
But are the sjw tumblrites racist conservatives?
>>343846726
>die
>encounter some tracer on my way out the spawn point
>Winston's with me
>try to buff him so he can take care of her
>he leaps completely off course leaving me alone to deal with her
Playing Mercy is so stressful
>>343847518
le prove me wrong meme
>>343846236
Fucking, saved
I love Zarya so much.
the only nerf I care about is mercy's ult
she's pulling it like once a minute sometimes wtf
>>343848069
I love her too.
>>343847930
le my opinion means anything even though im a shitter and innately terrible and playing exclusivity with terrible people meme
>>343842221
The problem with 1 hero limits plus the McCree nerf means that tank stacking with Reinhardt, Winston/Roadhog, and Zarya becomes a pain in the ass to deal with when one Reaper is the only designated tank slayer you can use.
>>343847514
Her shield does not have much health.
I ulted her with pharah and she put her shield up and I kept shooting her until it went off and she died.
>>343843332
You're a fucking idiot if you haven't figured out that reaper melts her. Uninstall the game and kill yourself you worthless piece of shit. Jesus fucking Christ how fucking stupid do you have to be to not figure that out yet.
>yfw catch 4+ people with death blossom from above
Zarya is a cute
>>343848473
How about Justice raining from a Whole Hog?
>>343848273
someones getting a little defensive.
Its fine if you are bad, just dont go parading around like you know anything about game balance.
>>343848473
>Kings Row, last point, payload almost right on the objective
>We all get wiped by a Zarya ult + Hanzo ult + Spamrat spam
>Except our Reaper
>Our brave Reaper drops down from the left side platform, hits the big Q, kills them all with Death Blossom - Team Kill
>we win, he gets POTG
>everyone on both teams bullies him for it
>he gets no commendations
>>343843332
Even at full charge she's not that scary.
You just have to fucking kill her. She has no mobility and when shield is down no defense.
Even if she shields if you group fire it will melt in seconds and then so will she.
You shouldn't be countering her anyways because she is a force multiplier. You should be countering her team.
If they have more than one zarya then you can counter her directly. With Widow or phara.
>>343848612
>>343842428
>>343842464
>>343842514
>don't shoot her
>my teammates do anyways
wew
Zarya is a risk/reward character. Blame the people who are actually good enough to play her, not the character herself.
>>343842221
Been playing Zarya a lot lately.
She's growing on me, almost to the point of waifu-tier.
>>343848856
It's also very momentum based. She can be very difficult to take down once she gets a head of steam, and unfortunately people feed that steam. If you just wait a bit, collect your team, you can kill her much easier since she'll have less energy from the last battle.
>>343843332
>The dyke has ZERO fucking counters.
Wrong.
>that feel when your Zarya play is so good the other team compliments you
Feels good, comrade
>>343842221
Play bastion to counter zarya. Get destroyed by anything else.
>>343849178
I love playing her on offense payload maps.
I just get full charge and never lose it.
>>343847105
not gonna lie you had me chuckling
>>343849547
>bastion to counter zarya
>see bastion
>pop out and lob bombs at him
>he sees me and shoots
>shield myself for 50 free energy and go back behind cover
>dance in and out of cover lobbing bombs at him until he dies.
If there is a reinhardt shielding him it just takes longer but he still dies.
>>343849547
>Play bastion to counter zarya.
WOW thanks for the free charge, stupid left-clicker.
>>343849369
>muscles on arms but not legs
>>343847105
>femoral arteries
Isn't that on the inside of the leg more than the outside?
McCree really needs a buff back, Reapers and Tracers now have no counters.
>>343849949
You are stupid and bad.
>>343849796
Bastion can counter Zarya pretty well, especially considering that people tend to forget about any other attackers when a Bastion is about.
Yeah, I can melt down a bastion 1on1, even at rrange, but chances are if I'm only at 50% I'll be low health, and easy pickings for the enemy team. I can peek and shoot, but seldom is a good bastion placed in an area where you can peek at him without the rest of his team being able to see you the whole time.
I personally just use a D.Va to have my team get rid of Bastions. It's easier, safer, and is always more successful for me.
>>343849894
>not seeing that delicate quad definition shading
>>343848653
waste of roadhog's ult tbqh
>>343842221
In theory she is balanced
in practice most people will just shoot her anyways because these are the same morons who walk towards teammates when tracer puts a pulse bomb on them
Too much blue health imo. Should be way less. I understand why they did it like that, but I'm sure there's a better way to handle it.
>>343849949
McCree is more reliant on his M1 now but he still counters Reaper and Tracer
>>343849949
>Reapers and Tracers now have no counters.
They do. They're called Junkrat and Mei.
isn't zarya glitched to the point that she does more damage than she should be doing? thats definitely going to get patched in the next update.
>>343850229
actually the pharah's the one that came in late, so it was a waste of hers more than his.
>>343850229
Yeah but the game was over.
I want to dress Zarya in a cute dress and treat her like a princess.
>>343850329
The glitch is on her alt fire.
when you tag a character you'll always deal that damage to that character, regardless of your energy, so if you hit a player at 99 energy, you'll deal that damage even at 10 energy, until they die.
her normal fire seems to be working perfectly fine.
>>343842221
when is this colossal amerilard faggot getting gud?
>>343848372
>reaper melts her.
/thread
Zarya is strong but actually requires some good aim and thinking, so she's completely fine as is
>>343848612
Zarya for qt buff moe queen.
Gotta admit though, her shields are pretty OP, which when activated can make you immune to stuns like McCree flashbangs and knockbacks like Reinhardt's charge.
>>343850691
It lasts for 2 fucking seconds. It's like Genji's deflect.
>>343847514
Ur stupid. The shield is 200 HP. Same as any normal hero, or one third of her normal HP.
Reaper up close or Bastion shoould not even bother with it.
All these salty people hating on Zarya. She is a team comp dependent hero that needs to snowball to be useful offensively.
>hurr just don't shoot her
>some retard on your team will invevitably shoot her
thanks obama
I'm sick of playing with losing teams
Mei and Reaper counter Zarya pretty hard.
>>343842428
>>343842464
>>343842514
>don't shoot her whenever she has her shield up
>which is every 2 seconds
>or the teammate that she also shields every 2 seconds while they both blow your team the fuck out and you can't retaliate
>just be yourself ;)
>>343847912
Um... You can jump with him you know that right?
>>343850691
The only thing I'd change is making them only block the first 200 (or less) of an attack, so she and her ally would still die from something like a Self-Destruct.
tfw no big siberian bear gf
>>343851152
>Play as mei
>Put up an icewall when she shields
>Now your team can't shoot her until it is gone
>>343851152
Both those shields have an 8 second cooldown.
>>343851152
>>which is every 2 seconds
you've never played Zarya. shut up.n'
>>343849291
>"counter"
>gets knocked back by her right click, can't do shit for damage at that range while she can keep pushing him around
>if he even thinks of getting close, she just pops shield and bullies him around some more
>thinking of pressing Q? Enjoy getting slammed into a corner or sucked into her own Q then bootyslammed by more energy motors
>>343848858
>>343850518
>Don't lie to me
I don't get it
>>343851257
>tfw remember the real tf2 crowd is in overwatch.
>>343851524
She is trying to flirt with McCree by asking him to open the jar, but he knows she is strong enough to do it herself.
>>343851524
>A buff ass chick with ripped muscles asks you to open up a jam jar for her....
>>343850691
Nope, rein can still pin her and knock her back
>>343851256
No that's literally the point of them.
Using them to block one hit kill bulllshit is why she's good.
>>343851524
Probably badly translated.
>>343851678
Zarya can leap in front of a pin and bubble before it hits her for lots of free charge.
>>343851305
No her personal shield has a 10 sec cooldown.
Also the time the shield is up doesn't count for the cooldown.
>>343851678
If you shield up before the charge the shield stays up the entire time till you hit the wall no matter how long it takes. It works for your E as well on allies. Heck I've shielded allies mid charge and got a shit ton of charge for my m1.
>>343848858
Is there any better feeling than babysitting a team of shitters to unlikely victory with Zarya?
>>343851835
Unless the charge lasts for longer than the reaming time on her shield.
>>343848247
I want her tohugme
>>343845784
Because shes a fat dyke with pink hair and also tumblr whined about "body image standards" or some shit and blizzard answered with zarya :^)
>>343851897
>I've shielded allies mid charge and got a shit ton of charge for my m1
Yes, pretty easy to do since the charge is halfway done when you shield.
>you shield up before the charge the shield stays up the entire time till you hit the wall no matter how long it takes.
Not true. I've had shield expire in the middle of a charge. Sometimes the charge can be very long so it can be very hard to have the shield last long enough.
>yfw you reach maximum charge
>>343850518
Zarya is so cute, she just wants to be girly, but her looks makes her deceiving. She even has her fingernails painted pink ingame which shows that she just wants to be feminine.
>>343852035
That's the thing though. I think there is some sort of glitch where the shield just stays up till you hit the wall. I definitely found myself still shielded after getting pinned four+ seconds after using the skill. Took 0 damage and had a shit ton of charge.
>>343846415
chill out dude, it's just a game.
>>343851417
>right-click knockback is barely worth mentioning
>she just pops shield, reaper waits for 2 seconds and then 3 shots her
>meme beam doesn't do as much dps as shotguns even at max charge
???
>>343852260
>that poochy belly
>on Zarya
As a man who loves both tubby and fit girls boththis is unacceptable, Zarya is a fit goddess
>>343848473
Should you Q while you're falling or should you wait until you land first?
>>343851784
In that case, make it so the shields only give charge when they're popped.
>>343852569
Falling, it's a sphere.
>>343842221
Hopefully never. She's the only way I can have fun when my team is nothing but 1v1 me bro retards. Dealing high damage is the only way to have fun when you're about to lose hours of progress from a single loss.
>>343852260
I think Mei x Zarya is cute is hellbut I want her to be straight and like to think I'd have a 1/1000000 chance
>>343849904
>bullets don't got through the skin!
>>343851906
>>343852783
Which is why I started playing her. The fact that you can be the tank and a support where you can carry your team, shield them, and wormhole at right moments to help your team get kills, made her the perfect character for me. Zarya is the team player.
>>343852681
It's more of a spire. I've died from it at near max height.
>just don't shoot her
She'll still charge, which is what makes her so great.
>see a teammate getting shotgunned
>shield them
>50 percent charge
>walk into traffic
>another 50
>fire bombs from your OP SJW cannon upon all the filthy racists and woman haters
best thing about this shitty game atm
I want to work out with Zarya!
>people unironically think Zarya is overpowered
>>343853114
>Implying Zarya isn't racist
>>343842970
Desu...
>>343853273
a e s t h e t i c
>>343852248
https://youtu.be/aB0V_VXzAmI
I wish there was an edit from Gundam Wing like that Mei video
>>343842970
>implying japanese is hard
just type t b h no spaces
>>343853273
>>343853780
>that outfit
>>343851524
She's trying to flirt with him
>>343845676
This. I've gotta really bait some shit out for charge and time when my team mates are gonna take damage smarter as well.
>>343847514
Actually it's better for Reaper to shoot it down if she's at low HP.
That's assuming the Reaper can aim.
>>343849178
>mfw thats literally an ingame tip
>Zarya went from the most hated least played Tumblr dyke to the most fapped to Omnigger remover and played character in the game
>>343854604
Glad she was finally recognized
>>343855037
People are actually starting to come around to her.hopefully this means more decent lewds
>>343851524
>Mercy asks 76 to open a jar for male attention
>Zarya asks McCree to open a jar for attention
>McCree knows for a fact that she can do it so he tells her to stfu
>>343846415
>Screams over the mouth like a splerg
>Calls others mouthbreathers
Check yourself fool
>>343851524
He's basically alluding to the fact that Zarya wouldn't need anyone to open a jar because she is a bear.
>Start getting bored of playing with randoms
>friends finally all together and can play at the same time
>all friends are within level 40 to 80 and I'm still at 18
>Already know I'm gonna weigh this team down
>keep dying constantly having no clue what I'm doing wrong
>Slam my mouse in frustration
>now need a new mouse
Luckily it was a cheap $15 gaymen mouse, but goddamn I think i was having less fun then playing with randomsOn a side note how does /v/ channel their anger so they don't take it out on shit?
>>343855347
Oh how badly I want that
>>343855860Fap to Mercy porn
i am pretty sure any dude zarya would fuck would break his pelvis
>>343855347
>>343855037
>>343854604
Competitive did wonders for Zarya's likability
>>343850314
I agree about Junkrat, but Reaper reliably hardcounters Mei
>>343855860
You honestly need to take some time to get your shit together if you actually have a physical problem as a result of under-performing in videogames. If not through professional help then read a book on the matter or something, that shit is only going to evolve.
>>343852036
>>343848612
She'd look cute as a slender school girl
>>343858024
It would be worth the spinal fracture
>B-BUT THE SHIELD
Literally wait one damn second and after she's out for it for TEN if it's her personal, EIGHT if it's her secondary.
Just keep in mind to NOT SHOOT AT HER IF SHE HAVE HER SHIELDS UP GOD DAMN
Shit hair
>>343842970
Ryuu ga waga teki go fuck yourself.
>tfw i help purposefully power up the enemy zaryas shield but not kill her as bastion so she can melt down my team
>>343858053
just looks like Tracer actually
Can someone explain why everyone assumes she's a lesbian? Is it because she's not an hourglass titty waifu like all the other women which automatically means she hates men and munches carpets?
Overwatch is seriously a piece of shit game.
I thought I liked it, but now I regret buying it.
>>343860473
The hair
that's literally it.
>>343842221
>pin
>swing hammer once or twice
>dead rusky
There ya go
>>343846236
hows this?
>>343858417
I want Zarya to be my personal trainer!
>>343860934
Stephania Ferrario
>>343860802
So coloring hair = lesbian? Better tell that to all the straight women who are married/have boyfriends and also color their hair.
Seriously, why are /v/irgins so inept at anything that's not video games?
>>343861070
Well Blizzard said there is a gay character it's safe to assume it's Zarya no one else looks gay
>>343861070
"dyke" is just intended as a derogatory slam, like "faggot". just because OP called her one, it doesn't mean he actually believes she's a lesbian.
>>343843229
Goddamn I cannot express my fucking anger enough
I've run into nothing but Pharahs with 80+% accuracy in competitive that it's infuriating to play against
>>343861197
It's gotta be Reaper or 76 don't even pretend.
>>343842221
>Lose
>Pick roadhog
>Win
Every game in every mode. Works for enemy team too. Roadhog is the most retarded character I've seen in all my life and I love him. Get blizzard in charge of balancing an fps hahahahhahahhahah
>>343861197
>Well Blizzard said there is a gay character
Source?
I'd much more expect them to say it's someone else obvious that's gay. That would be the more progressive thing after all.
>>343861503
>or
>>343842428
>>343842464
>>343842514
I didn't even know that happened, I've never used Zarya
>>343861549
They said it at the last Blizzcon, I can't really be assed to find it right now
>>343849291
>posting "free 100% charge: the character" as a counter to zarya
>>343861503
I don't think they'd make such important characters gay
>>343861549
I read it on 4chan so there must be a source somewhere
>>343861519
But that's simply not true.
>>343861503
My money's on Lucio
>dresses colorful
>playful and nice
>party animal
>not extremely obvious
I mean. He's the kind of guy you wouldn't expect, but likewise wouldn't be extremely surprised.
>>343850081
Bastion is the golden goose for Zarya, instant 100% power when that retard starts shooting. Winston & Sym make for better counters
>>343842221
when you play a better game
>>343861973
Anyone have a friend that wants a free Overwatch account? I hate this game.
>>343861829
It's been for me
>>343862083
I smell lies. Show me yout 100% win percentage with roadhog.
>>343842221
These baww threads are shit OP
>>343862235
I didn't use to win so much with him before McRee nerf
>>343862069
[email protected] send to me please
>>343861859
Nah, Lucio's an expert pussy pleaser.
>tfw no one's drawn lewds of Lucio/Zarya
Can someone tell me how to minimize the bloom in the PC version?
I feel like there's too much reflective light even though I tried putting everything to low already.
>>343863272
You literally can't, it's inteded.I can't play defense on Gibraltar because of it, I literally cannot see anything when I'm facing up to the sunset on the first little dip to the checkpoint because of a pretty severe astigmatism, and I have no fucking idea how "let's make bloom not be able to be turned off" somehow got through when just a few years ago the whole fucking internet would have burned Blizz HQ down for even breathing the suggestion of always on Bloom effects
>>343863558
At least no one can see properly there.
>>343842221
>hurr durrr I'm fucking retarded how do I counter simple shit with simple shit every character except the ones I play are OP
>>343863714
I'll have to take your word for it, because it's literally just a big orange rectangle to me, but everyone else seems perfectly able to at least see targets to shoot, I'm reduced to Torbjorn or blind firing Junkrat for the first checkpoint.
>>343863558
There's no problem in console though. I can play fine there. In PC though, I feel the bloom too much there.
>>343861775
>Zarya dies in 2 headshots from reaper
>>343861828
well despite how ripped she is she sure as fuck wouldn't be a no good cheater like 99% of american women are
American women are fucking whores that know NO honor. They don't understand the concept of loyalty.
>>343864664
Last night I Bondburger your sister?
>>343843683
Zaryas tend to use their shields on the fly as reaction to being shot, which people will still try and shoot her for a couple seconds.
Using it before going into the line of fire is more predictable
>>343864851
Easy there, TFL.
>>343842221
>play online
>solo ranked
>Zarya shields
>people still shoot her
>ends up killing you
>genji counter attacks
>people still blast him
>ends up countering their bullets towards you
>ends up killing you
I hate this
>>343861775
>i shoot shields like a retard
neato dude, we're talking about people who can actually play this game
>went from 51 to 60 playing only zarya
Feels good man.
>>343862806
>Not McCree x Zarya
confirmed shit tumblr taste
>>343865748
>not McCreexHanzo
>>343865748
Reinhardt x Zarya is ultimate OTP
>>343842652
>t. Bastion player
>>343865053
Get good.
>>343865854
see?
tumblr
>>343865016
>TFL
shut up faggot. american women are whores.
>no one complains about how pharah can pulse/float silently directly behind characters with the only why of knowing is...JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE.
Footsteps you can hear but a jetpack? Silent.
Also, nerf the range of Pharah's E move. Seriously shouldn't knock me off the map when I'm inside a building.
>>343842221
I realize that these threads are meant to be jokes, but that doesn't mean that I want more than three of them at a time in the catalog.
Put the stick down, let the dead horse be
>>343844440
>Squishest tank
Did you forget Winston exists?
>>343861021
>>343860934
>shows tits
Yes.
>>343852868
>Wonderful fit Russian goddess
>Annoying little blob
I just don't see it.
>>343842221
I feel as if I am somehow using her wrong
I can reliably stay at around 70-90 percent charged but both my guns fire modes seem to do little or even zero dammage
>Zarya
>overpowered
Boy I sure hope you don't use things like Symettra, Mei, Reaper, D.Va or fucking S76 then because they're totally useless against her!
>>343864664
Last night I spy whoppered your sister.
>>343846415
Why did you wait until you couldn't talk straight to finally talk?
>>343866367
I could be /y/ for all you knowI'm neither
>>343864664
>James Bond
>most famous on /v/ for GoldFINGER
>a quarter pounder
>pound can be synonymous with bang
The answer is "Last night I fingerbanged your sister." Simple.
>>343864664
That particular Bond was played by Pierce Brosnan. And that hamburger, obviously, has buns. So "Last night I pierced the buns of your sister," i.e., they did anal.
>>343864664
>man holding a walther PPK
>K being the first letter of "Kraft"
>Kraft is known for its affordable, yet delicious cheese products
>burger
>ketchup
>mustard
>pickles
>onions
>no cheese
The symbolism is actually very deep and isn't meant to be spoken out loud. The man with the Walther PPK(raft American cheese product) symbolizes the speaker's penis. The cheeseless cheeseburger represents the sisters anus, vagina, or mouth. He's saying he's put his "cheese" in her "burger" last night. Couldn't be more obvious.
>play zarya
>shield ally
>they run away from the action
>enemy has zarya
>my team wont stop shooting her shields
When I'm Zarya and this happens, they are effectively making me a weaker version of the enemy and I cannot effectively counter her. G fucking G
