Some memes just write themselves.
“I think personally Star Fox is a really fun game if you sit down and play it. I think, for example, an elementary school kid who plays it without any preconceived notions, I think it would be really fun for them."
>Star Fox Zero is a really fun game if you don't have any preconceived notion that good games also exist.
http://www.gameinformer.com/themes/blogs/generic/post.aspx?WeblogApp=news&y=2016&m=07&d=03&WeblogPostName=miyamoto-names-his-most-underrated-wii-u-game&GroupKeys=This quote will be one for the ages
everything he says is a meme
>fun
>fun
>fun
sorry, that's a foreign concept to /v/
How many threads on this we need per day senpai?
>>343840267
>if you don't have any preconceived notion that good games also exist.
But he didn't say that.
>>343840267
Who still gives a shit about Nintendo? After the Wii U, I'm surprised they still even have fans.
>>343840267
He means preconceived notions that Star Fox is for furry faggots.
At which point he's still wrong.
>>343840267
He's saying that children without nostalgia goggles for their "childhood memory games" are going to like it because grown-ass men with childish minds refuse to accept the fact that the game they remembered playing 15-20 years ago is nowhere near as good as they remember it to be.
It's literally the "kids these days don't know REAL GAMES. My childhood had REAL GAMES, their childhood has shit" mentality that older generations have for younger generations.
>>343840267
>I think personally Star Fox is a really fun game if you sit down and play it
It really is of you work with the controls instead of going into it saying "I'm gonna hate it cuz gyro"
His logic applies to other games as well
>>343846235
That doesn't make the game underrated or instantly good since they are going with lower standards
>>343846661
the controls aren't good
>>343840267
"Fun"?
What about depth, substance, immersion? It's always just happy, don't think too much about things, simple beepity boopity bouncy bouncy fun fun with Nintendo isn't it. *Does gay Miyamoto smile*
Refute this
>>343848201
Miyamoto seriously thinks all the immersion the game needs is through the gamepad
Daily reminder
>>343848309
Fucking GAY
>>343840948
It's not about the threads. It's about the (You)'s
>>343840948
Until people spread their frustration like aids across the internet where it scatters enough to catch Miyamoto's attention to make him consider retiring.
>>343840267
Sometimes, when I really get down to it and pull down my pants, I urinate.
>>343846661
The controls are shit and the game is average
Star Fox Zero is pretty fun. It just isn't $60 fun.
>>343848223
Co-op is not a mess to play
>>343846841
His logic applies to everything.
>Kids liked Smash Bros 64.
>Kids liked Smash Bros Melee
>Sakurai makes Brawl easier for kids, they like it
>Modders make Project M like Melee, kids still like it
>Sakurai makes Smash 4 easier for kids, and they like it
>>343846235
>if you think the WiiU's shoehorned motion controls are generally poorly done, which even the Zelda team has admitted to, you're just an old man who doesn't get it!
>>343848902
>Children like horrible shit like any kids show because they know no better
>Children like shitty books like babbys first sci fi book because they've never read anything else
i don't get how they don't get this
Guys 1 like Game.
Guys 2 like Game, but on a little kinda more neckbeard level that requires practice.
Game 1 appeals to everybody.
Game 2 appeals to everybody.
Game 3 appealed too much to Guys 2, we had fans who were too dedicated and it was kinda weird, they played the game a lot. You'd understand if you saw how they look. It doesn't matter that nobody fucking cared how Guys 2 played the game beside other Guys 2, we had to change it for everybody fuck you
>>343840267
"Movie games are fun"
- Shigeru Miyamoto, 2016
>>343848748
>>343847867
I found the controls to be alright. Then again i'm really adaptive so it was easy for me to learn the controls.
>>343840683
I read that as "like little girls" and was sorely disappointed when I read it again
>>343849403
More like you're easily able to adapt to shit games because you see a bit you in them
>>343848223
>but if you already own Fox and Falco, which you probably do
Actually I'm not a retard that buys amiibos.
So how do we turn this into a meme?
>>343849489
Oh damn Anon, you have slain me
Everyone look, Anon has slain me with his opinions! Praise be to anon for he hath slain me
>>343848223
Starfox Zero was a massive downgrade from Starfox Assault.
>>343849612
They dont own the game, don't fall for their bait
>>343849968
So I can't shitpost his shitpost?
>I believe the gameplay will evoke nostalgic memories of playing Star Fox on Super Nintendo Entertainment System and NINTENDO 64, and at the same time mastering the new controls while progressing in the game will be a fun experience filled with nostalgic influence and the creation of new strategies.
>In the E3 version, we removed some features like bombs that were present in previous titles, however following internal review, we think fans will find the game jam-packed with good elements from previous games in the series. Of course, I would like children who have never played the series to feel like a fighter pilot, but also to enjoy the fun of an action game where they can gradually master the button and gyro controls as they play.
https://mynintendonews.com/2016/04/09/miyamoto-wants-children-to-feel-like-fighter-pilots-in-star-fox-zero/
>>343840683
Story of my fucking life.
>>343850498
>I would like children who have never played the series to feel like a fighter pilot
>>343850498
It's honestly as if Nintendo never left the 80s. Embarrassing company. They've gotten worse. They really have.
>>343850749
>Paper Mario fans are done
>Metroid fans are done
>Chibi Robo fans are done
>Star Fox fans are done
The NX has to deliver
Why couldn't the cancer take Miyamoto instead
>>343850749
Fuck you I'll will end YOU
>>343850749
>Wanting Nintendo to be like modern devs
You really want the worst of two evils?
>>343840267
Have you been making the same threads over and over?
Childlike wonder can make any game fun though, mostly.
It's almost like Nintendo has always been a company that made toys for children and none of you are children anymore.
I got over it years ago - wait, holy shit, could the Nintendo fanboyism on /v/ just be a revolving door of people who loved Nintendo products as children slowing coming to the realization that their products aren't designed for you anymore?
>>343851057
He says while posting a Saturday morning cartoon
>>343848398
Lmfao at JUSTmoto
>>343849403
the controls change every mission and don't line up to the classic games, they're not even as intuitive as splatoon which did it better
>>343851057
Fuck off, Miyamoto
>game designer himself admits his games are for children
>retarded 20-30 year old manchildren still buy this shit in droves
>>343851057
Man you must've thought you were so fucking cool posting that cool anime guy with the glasses. I wish I could be as cool as you
>>343840267
>puts out damage control after even Aonuma calls him out
>>343846235
Except he made the game to also capture people's nostalgia
>>343851057
>All these anon's deflecting what was said in this post because its all true
>>343851438
>Before the game comes out
>We're trying to capture nostalgia!
>Game comes out, it sucks
>We were just trying to appeal to kids
>>343851438
Nostalgia is cheap
>>343851531
>they don't agree with me
>that must mean that I'm right!
You should become a politician
I wonder how Miyamoto would feel if he knew there are people who anticipate and demand his retirement from video games?
>>343851780
>>343848223
agree on most things except the co-op and amiibo
first one its fun to play with my brother, second one, people unironically buy that jewish shit that are the amiibos?
>>343848223
64 had the exact same issues
>>343851940
Why is that screenshot so retarded?
Why is the reply above the post?
How come you put in extra effort to fuck it up?
>>343840267
>Starfox is a good game if you're in elementary school
incredible
>>343852608
It's to indicate he's not me, dingus.
Other than that, solid argument to the contrary, famalam.
>>343848223
>unlock a sound test
This is too funny, but it really is strange that modern games don't have sound tests anymore.
>Miyamoto gets to be on another interview
>Damage controls Star Fox Zero expecting people to be more open to it after mediocre reception
>People just get more angry at him
Pottery
A silly problem for me is that the fact that you can replay the stages at anytime, instead of limit the number of stages you can play, if they stick the n64 planet progression, it would have some sort of replay value, but my main gripe is the damn motion controls. Otherwise the game is a fun ride.
>>343852608
Why you ask some stupid shit?, I dont know... questions without resolving...
>>343852518
This.
People don't realize that it's not that Zero sucked, it's that 64 sucked and Zero was just a remake with a couple new features
>>343840267
“Pikmin is the kind of game that you have to play maybe three times to get the full effect, but you know, people don’t have a lot of time, so they just clear the stage and just move on. Games are becoming more of a consumable product, and it’s getting harder and harder for people to let a game to sink in and enjoy leisurely.”
Seems pretty based to me. I refuse to buy into the "Miyamoto is a hack" meme. He's definitely right about VR.
>>343848398
c'mon, nowadays tvs are dirt cheap even if you dont live in burgerland, even the hobos have tvs now, the gamepad mimick was totally useless
>>343840267
Star Fox Zero is literally one of the best games on the WiiU.
Miyamoto is still a hack though. He got lucky with Zero.
I don't understand what demographic they were trying to appeal to. My friend has an eight year old and a 5 year old and they can hardly adapt to the controls for Super Mario Galaxy or even Super Mario 3D World. The oldr one can genuinely do good at Mario kart at 50cc, but is still hard. They prefer games on the tablet though they love sucking at Wii u games all the same. Point being I can't see a young kid mastering the gyro controls in SF0.
>>343854276
I agree whit you, we need to let games sink in and stop trying to just beat it
but you have to agree that Star Fox Zero was a mistake
How long will it be until Cuthbert makes his own Star Fox-like game with something like UE4, for something like the PS4?
I guess he's there to advertise but no way is SF0 more overlooked than LC:U or W101. Honestly even Nintendo Land (which had some legit great multi-player games) is more deserving of the title.
>>343854514
>an 8-year old can't play Mario and can barely play Mario Kart
Jesus, are kids getting dumber these days or has the constant handholding in modern games ruined their problem solving skills?
>>343840683
How come I'm good with cats but bad with girls then?
>>343854852
Effeminate male syndrome
>>343854731
Oh, sorry, he said of his own games. Well, he's only made like three of them on the Wii U and its certainly not gonna fucking be Mario, now is it? Wii U's death is because of you and your inability to understand HD graphics, Miyamoto.
>>343854852
because you talk to girls like they are an alien rather than a normal person
>>343854514
Some kids are different than others. My friend's little brother got the hang of Splatoon pretty quickly and he plays a lot of Mario Kart. Everytime i'm over he asks for my suggestions on 3DS games because he's interested in the games I play. I usually just tell him about Nintendo made stuff because the other games I play are not really "kid friendly".
You know how awkward it was to convince him not to watch me play ZTD?
>>343854514
I think it's that Nintendo wants to appeal to kids as they always have, but also can't completely and totally ignore the fact that the data indicate the majority of WiiU users online are between 18-35 so they try to put a modicum of difficulty in just to satiate that age-range.
Of course, similarly anecdotal, I have several second cousins and the two that I know have a WiiU are 6(g) and 10 (b) the boy has more interest in it and seems fine at playing them but has asked me to help at several points in a couple of different games.
Honestly, I can remember doing the same with my cousins when I was more or less around his age. "Hey cuz I can't beat this Water Temple boss can you help!" and thats how I got through my first playthrough of Occarina.
Maybe the point is actually to make it so siblings/friends/cousins work together at it?
>>343850863
Don't forget FZero fans have been done for a while.
>>343854514
Miyamoto makes games he wants to play and nothing else. It sounds noble on paper, but not when you're a manchild with massive pull at the company.
>>343850863
Who will be first? The Mario fans, the Zelda, or the Pikmin fans? Kirby fans will probably be last
>>343855452
Animal Crossing fans when the next installment has micro-transactions and amiibo locked content everywhere
>>343854852
Because cats are sweet and want to give you a chance.;_;
>>343854852
It depends on your physical appearance. If a girl thinks you're ugly, you lose immediately
Because cats on the other hand always think you're ugly so it doesn't matter
>>343855583
I hate you for putting that thought in my head. It's so plausible that it's disgusting.
>>343854373
No, it's not, not by a long shot.
#FE is a game that despite all the flak, is still solid and filled with content.
>>343855947
I literally hate everything that game representsand I don't even really care about the censorship
>>343840267
>>Star Fox Zero is a really fun game if you don't have any preconceived notion that good games also exist
he doesnt even say that.
>>343847847
That's why you should get Fallot 4, it's fun. Go buy it.and the dlc too
>>343851940
That's always been how I've seen it.
>>343855583
>To get villagers to come to your town you have to scan them in
I can see this happening.
Yuo enjoe Stair Faxo Zerro eef yuo do nottu havu expectatioons
>>343849016
Actually, the motion controls are the only good thing about any of the wii consoles.
The motion controls are objectively better for aiming than any fucking shitty thumbstick ever was. I just hate the bulky iPad shit that adds unnecessary cost to the console.
Did I mention how shitty thumbsticks are? They're seriously the worst compromise ever devised. I fucking hate thumbsticks.
>>343856153
It's funny that these legit Bethesda shills post the Todd meme so they don't stand out
>you must be a dumb fucking child to like my games RMAO
sasuga Nintendo
>>343855935
>“I think the main thing that we need to think about before even considering doing something like that is to determine what we’re going to make available from the beginning,” Animal Crossing lead designer Katsuya Eguchi told GamesBeat through a translator. “I think that’s key in deciding whether we do something like that. If I find a business model that works, however — that works for Nintendo and the end-user — then I can’t say that [free-to-play] is something we wouldn’t consider.”
>“When you look at our main audience in Japan, they are definitely that audience that has smartphones,” said Eguchi. “[They are] women in their late teens and early 20s. They are certainly playing free-to-play games on their smartphone.”
http://venturebeat.com/2013/06/14/nintendo-is-open-to-making-a-free-to-play-animal-crossing/
>>343856565
It's on mobile you nerd
They announced it
Doesn't mean the main game will be like that
>>343856271
Happy home designer and amiibo festival were most likely experiments for this kind of shit
What would Nintendo be like if he retired?
>>343851247
I found the arwing controls to be a lot more intuitive than Splatoon, especially coming off a replay of Sin and Punishment.
What I hated was the shitty fucking level design, gyrowing and lack of worthwhile multiple routes.
>>343856979
Much better
>>343856979
Like a creative paradise
>>343857132
>>343849612
u mad tho
>>343856419
I wasn't shilling, I was calling anon an idiot that just because someone say a game is fun he should think so. Having fun is subjetive, but a bad game is still a bad game. Indeed fun is a buzzword, and yet you can still have fun with a bad game.
>>343852518
>Multiplayer
>Final boss
>Multiplayer
>Not every boss is in All Range Mode
Does preconceived notions means a good star fox game? Or any good rail shooter?
>>343853667
Arcade mode is the real mode.
