Now: Four Swords Adventure
Next: Bioshock
Then: Dishonored
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
memes
28 minutes left of this shit.
Interesting glitches though.
>FSA still not done
SOMEONE WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
Its almost over
autism
Lets get this shit started
>BioShock
>Dishonored
>Wolfenstein
>Jedi Knight
>KOTOR
>Blacklist
>Jet Set Radio
holy shit this is boring
HIYAH
who here is acutally a speedrunner and what games do you run?
>blocks for anything other than games that take under 15 minutes
>>343836956
the best block
Is Bioshock a super broken run? Because this sucks, anything creeping on 2 hours isn't a speedrun, no matter how long it normally takes.
is it true that wolfenstein has unskippable cut scenes
>>343836983
Ninja Warriors Again
Last
>Jet set radio
nth for feminine penises
>>343836983
Used to run Borderlands 2 with a friend.
Turns out when you skip all the content and run around with unlimited stacks on mechromancer the game was at least moderately enjoyable.
>>343836919
I don't know how to play Ballad of the Windfish. You're fucked.
Shkibs a huge pawt of the game.
>post yfw he is 50 minutes over estimate
>>343837042
No it's relatively straight forward but it has a couple big skips.
>>343837137
>>343837137
I pray for the sweet release of death.
>>343837117
>ANARCHY
I completed UVHM as the Mechromancer and never touched Anarchy once.
WHEN WILL THIS END I JUST WANT TO BE OVER
>reheated LttP assets
>Toon Links
>WW menu styles and graphic flourishes
Is there a more hideous game in existence?
>>343837074
>Tfw playing CoC and your penis is 9 inches now because you had to eat something to stop starving
;_; rip qt trap
At least this run is almost over so I can stop playing
>Its more fun when he does it by himself
he's going to go 20 min over time actually
>this guy that keeps trying to make puns
You're not fucking Brossentia, shut the fuck up
>>343837280
FUCK YOU.
>>343837249ur mum
Two hours and twenty minuets? Seriously? And the guys playing sound like the stereotypical nerds from that one Simpsons episode where Homer goes to college.
>>343837249
ALBW
I FINALLY get to the SGDQ thread before it's 200+ comments deep.
>>343837223
Mechromancer's job in the run is literally just to 1 hit the last boss and cause the Axton to be invulnerable.
daily reminder he asked for QUIET
>more fun when he does it by himself
>>343837137
This isn't going to really go over is it?
>>343836749
Link your /stream
The game was boring but you were entertaining and I need someone new for background noise.
>''''''''''''''''''speedrun''''''''''''''''''
>it's just some guy using a bunch of glitches to skip half the game
>>343836781
uhhhh yea i have uuuuh a gameboy uhhh player uhhh hooked up uhhhh to uhhhh my wii zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>343837280
FUCK YOU!
so why is cosmo a basket case now
did he hit his head while doing wind waker runs?
>Vytee
>Death ill
Why can't they say Zelda boss names right
What happened to exciting shit like shadow of the colossus?
>>343837137
If he is even one second over estimate I demand that someone pull an Abraham Lincoln at Ford Theater on him.
>>343837475
John Numbers beat him so hard it sequence broke his DNA.
>>343837434
Name one non-glitchess speedrun where this isn't the case
>>343837427
Of course not, there's just one more boss and an escape
>>343837526
that game is also boring as fuck anon. its a even more boring zelda clone.
>>343836749
fast racing neo made me so upset I just went to bed
This is painful. There should be a maximum 2 hours rule.
>check stream
>4swords is still going
just end it
>tfw i had to actually turn off the stream because of that autist making puns
the fucking runner is mumbling, the run is boring outside of the skips and that autist going DUH HUH UP N DOWN XDD is destroying my fucking soul
>>343836749
HI guys, Moot here! How're you liking the new Asian 4chan?
>>343837526
Didn't bring in enough normal fag donations so it was exiled.
>still no paper mario runs ever
Well, I posted it right at the end of the last thread by accident so I'm gonna repost it out of interest.
If anyone watched the 1080 Avalanche run, did you enjoy it? Anything you'd want changed?I have been looking for honest feedback for how I did on the couch because commentating stuff like that is really interesting to me
Pretty disappointed Cosmo doesn't go by Wanda now desu
>>343837606
upset about what? I only caught the last few minutes of it.
>>343837475
>Fuck up hands
>No longer able to play games
>Depression
>Identity crisis
>Tranny
>More Depression <<< We are here
>Suicide
It'll be over soon.
>people think there are only 10 minutes left
it's actually more like 40
have any of you guys donated yet?
>>343837690
>>343837707
Are you gonna be on the couch any more?
>>343837651
At least they are doing one good thing.
Would you kindlyjust get to Bioshock already? Jesus christ
>>343837624
>
But then they wouldn't get their RPG donation name incentive Anon. And that's like how they make half their money.
ITS ALMOST OVER FUCKIN THANK YOU
>>343837624
but then how would we cap off with the 6 hour chrono trigger run
>>343837706
I LIKE THAT JUMP
if they go overtime, do donaters get their money back?
>>343837731
I told you guys that gf of his would fuck him up
>girls, not even once
>>343837732
Bullshit.
>>343837732
Uh no the castle is falling that means it's just about over
>it's almost over
where is blechy
>>343837760
no I am not a rich German cuck
>See Zelda
>Assume its over
>Theres more
END IT
>>343837774
Possibly. Might be on for a run on Thursday.
my mom is watching this w/ me - have i suceeded in life?
>>343837720
the guy piloting it kept fucking up the skips and complaining about having to play it unpatched because games are better unpatched but he wanted them to bugtest better so it didn't have glitches but also patch it but it's better without the patch
typical Canadian
haha four links haha you wanna suck all four links benis' off haha it'd be pretty hot desu haha
>>343837870
t. john, age 34
Someone at GDQ be the hero we need and just unplug the fucking console.
>>343837870
Will she breastfeed me?
Holy fuck the pun guy needs to shut up
>>343837870
Did you fuck?
>>343837870
shes watchin it for the cute boys
I haven't been on /v/ in like 2 years, do shitposters still piss their pants over SGDQ threads?
ITS OVER
ITS FUCKING OVER
>>343837950
that's a big sword
>>343837950
me on the right
JOEL SKYPE
who is the comedian getting in those sick one liners? will he be able to handle all the pussy at the end of this run?
>>343837870
you're watching speedruns with your mom while posting on /v/
congratulations on hitting the bottom
>>343837950
>not being monogamous with your shota twink boyfriend
STANDING HERE
>>343838034
>watching twitch whore let's play memelords
are you fucking 3 years old?
>>343838004
this is true
>>343837707
Pls respond
>>343838107
ON THE EDGE
>dude on the right on the couch sharing everyones thoughts
He shoots the green fuck first.
>>343838107
ON THE EDGE
>>343837950
green>blue>red=shit>violet
>>343838025
For you.
>GREEN FUCK
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>>343838214
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
How fucking autistic do you have to be to spend your days "perfecting" a 2 hour "speedrun" alone when it's designed for 4 players
I can't even imagine the smell of his room. Just fucking sitting there for 14 hours perfecting this stupid fucking meme game so he can show off to transsexuals and other mentally ill degenerates and autists on this stupid fucking event where half of the money goes to buying fucking asswipes and not to charity
POST YFW ZELDA BLOCK IS OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
> whispers "time" as if he didnt just perform the holocaust single handedly
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>>343838267
HE CAN HANDSTAND WHEN HE NEEDS TO
>2 hours and 15 minutes
>a good solid run
>2 fucking hours
>>343838279
stop getting mad at video games
>2 hours 15 minutes
>games done quick
Holy shit it's fucking over!?
>pretty decent run
Fuck off
How do we save /srg/?
THANK FUCK IT'S FINALLY OVER!
>literally 1 awake person clapped.
>viewer count going back up now that Zelda is over
>>343838279
you have no fucking idea
people speedrun FFX and that just got under 11 hours
I remember watching the NASA event a couple of months ago and there was an EarthBound speedrun that was over 5 hours long. So this run ain't nothing. You guys must have ADHD or something.
>>343838286
Finally! Fuck that took forever.
>>343838286
>summer games done twick 2016
>>343838286
>>343838303
>>343838335
>>343838353
>>343838365
>>343838408
>>343838413
AGDQ 2016: 8 hours of OoT and MM
>He shoots the green fuck first
Who else here suffered through it all just to shit post ?
>>343838335
>Zone bro
Based anon
>>343838279
what the fuck did you just say about my son?
>spoopy music
>>343838398
Memes.
>>343838452
that was great
what are the chances this runner offs himself?
Is it me or is the donation amount super low?
It's never gonna break 1 million at this point.
DONATE ME A (YOU) TO CURE CANCER
>>343838481
THEY STOLE THE COUCH
Spotted
>>343838452
ZGDQ 2017
100 hour OOT marathon
Spikevegeta a cute!
>>343838452
equally as awful
>>343838545
WE DID IT
>that kid ninja running across the room
What is this piano music goin on? its breddy dope
>That run
>that guy dabbing quickly past the camera
HE THINK HE SLICK
Damn, that nigga got fat; his Jewfro is assuming direct control.
>>343838452
MM speedruns are GOAT
>>343838659
t. afro-american
damn spikevegeta got fat
They all have greasy hair
>>343838659
I might make a webm of that in a bit.
>>343838664
That donation bar didn't move at all during the Zelda run.
is spike fatter or is his afro just shorter
>>343838726
So do you, you fat fuck.
>ill never fuck that klonoa
>Bioshock
Shit modern games, don't care, closing the tab. What's on after FPS shit?
Reminder if a game takes over 30 minutes to beat it isn't a fucking speedrun.
That run by was some next level autism why the fuck do people think its ok to act like this?
holy fuck spike chill the fuck out
ask a question then go off about something not lettin em answer then askin a new question
BANNED
You think they'll even hit a million this year?
>>343838664
He has been using all that donation money to fuel his fat jew body.
Took out the cuntscenes
>not looking at screen
>hear that voice
>look up
>he's not black
>>343838714
Can't get much cardio in now that he's not running from spooders all year.
why does twitch chat like spamming the same emote over and over again?
>>343838856
Spike is black tho??
Reminder that this event is trying to help people like this.
>>343838279
You talk like a fag.
>>343838789
Combination.
He fluctuates between states.
>spike vegeta
Doesnt Curly Vegeta sound better?
>>343837707
I was pretty tired when it was on so I don't remember it too well but I found it entertaining even though I don't know anything about the game.I don't have any advice though related to commentary since I'm an autismo.
spike keeps getting thinner but his face always makes him look like a fatass
where are the MAGA hats
>tfw you leave to get booze and come back to see the Zelda block has ended
>>343838768
>>343838841
Gaddamn, this nigga got fatter since that KH2 final mix speedrun I saw awhile ago.
>>343836781
WHO /dishonored/ HERE
>this announcer
holy fuck i'm gonna cream my boxers
>Female donation reader
Pack it up, it's all over
>>343838876
retarded 5 year olds. same reason retards on /v/ spam the same threads over and over and over.
Hello anons, I have recently been in touch with some speedrunners and am attempting to get GDQ to reach out to new niches by running new games and these are the games I am currently pushing them to accept next time around. Please give feedback on these choices, whether or not you want to see it and why or why not, thank you.
>Wild ARMS - (51m11s) WR, insanely good run, tricks and glitches throughout
>Dark Cloud - (~10m) Crazy glitch run skipping majority of game
>Alundra - (estimates vary), very skillful run, BUT as long as typical zelda run
>Illusion of Gaia - (< 2h) Classic game, hasn't been run in years despite submission
>Sly 2, 3 or 4 (Thieves in Time) - estimates vary, has skillful moments, glitches and lots of content
>Demon's Crest (40m) - Great castlevania-esque game, hasn't been accepted in years.
>Ape Escape 2 or 3 - (1h30m) - Very skillful, fun to watch, perfect length, mostly ignored)
>MediEvil 1 or 2 - ~(1h) - Great games, multiple skips, cool jumps and boss kills
>Terranigma - (~2h) - Amazing game, tons of skips, some glitches and boss kills.
Thanks for your time anons and enjoy the event.
Will donate 1 dollar for every (You) this post receives.
>>343838856
He is black in soul.
Thank god Zelda is over. God bless America.
>>343838807
>4 Swords
>2004
>Bioshock
>2007
>Current_Year
>2016
why do the rent out such a huge space when it's never even close to being half filled
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>343838960
dude cream in my mouth instead
cant wait for the chat during wolfenstein
Is this the same female announcer?
Dude they really need to scrap this bitch
Save the frames, kill the animals
lol
>>343838981
what if i'm already packin
>>343839001
Fuck (You)
>>343838996
They are games allright.
>>343838890
>Making fun of people for taking medication
>Being affected by people making fun of you for taking medication so much that you STOP TAKING YOUR MEDICATION
What.
>>343838932
It's a good thing, that run fucking sucked ass.
>>343836781
someone told me you wanted to see boipussi
>>343838915
More like FAT VAGITA
>>343838890
HAHA HOW THE FUCK IS BULLYING REAL. NIGGA JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES.
How much do you need to donate to get your message read on air? And does anybody that donated know how long it takes for them to get to them? I've got something funny I wanna see if I can sneak on.
>this event will never be fun again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo0hTC6BIGw
>>343838996
Make them allow fucking Battle for Bikini Bottom
It's legit a good speedgame
>>343839001
I don't believe (You)
>>343839031
Its filled during the opening and closing hours. I don't really know why they insist on it.
>>343839035
please save us FBI
please
>>343838452
what was MM again.. i forgot
>>343838996
>Terranigma
would like to see this
>>343839105
more like BLACKED Vagina
>>343837707
couch commentary was fine, if a little sparse. the runner sucked desu and made the game look boring.
>>343839035
>DELETE THIS
>>343839001
Would (you) really do it?
>>343838981
Seriously though its so fucking annoying. WE GET IT YOUR A GIRL GAMER EBIN
>>343838996
It's crazy that Wild Arms hasn't been run before at a GDQ given that time. It's only an hour, pretty easy to fit in.
>>343839001
Inb4 no donation.
>>343838991
yeah, you're pretty right about that.
>GAMER GURL DONATION READER
>Bioshock hype
>Nobody responds
>>343838996
I'd be down for Illusion of Gaia. I beat that game about a millions times, watching a speedrun would be neat.
>>343838996
All of these seem like good choices to me. Especially Sly and MediEvil
>>343839001
>>343839197
..what?
>>343838452
The MM run was maximum comfy though.
>>343839046
Atleast it's not Edobean.Does anyone remember when she tried imitating Tingle from Zelda?
>>343839102
Sauce? I love me some Jessie.
>>343839102
who is this girl?
>>343834847
You never know about games that are "linear" sometimes they have the most absurd skips, like I remember how disgustingly they destroyed Amnesia. Ya never know.
>>343839230
GET FUCKING HYPE M8
BAD ENDING IS A GO
>>343839001
you better meme them
>>343839102
Stop bullying this beautiful young lady please.
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>>343839124
Not that much, you need to first get passed their message filter then have a pretty generic comment like:
>"Greetings from X, long time viewer, first time watching it love, let's go kick cancer's butt! And oh yeah, don't forget to kill the animals xD"
>>343839001
GREETINGS FROMAMERICA
Not even the audience attending this SGDQ care about SGDQ
What is worth watching from the upcoming runs?
What the hell is this "kill the animals" shit people keep shouting out in their donations
>>343839314
>spoiler
STOP
>>343838996
Dark cloud would be cool but a 10m glitch run sounds lame. How long is 100%?
>>343839124
if you just make your donation comment from [current runner]-mom then its GUARANTEED to be read
>>343839001
Greetings from Poland. Hope (you) can read this while I'm still awake to watch hahah. Take my money! I'm always ready to donate money to a good cause so lets and kill those animals!
>>343839230
everyone is still comatose after the Zelda shit
