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Mai is the essence of all a woman should be. Prove me wrong.
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Mai is the essence of all a woman should be. Prove me wrong.
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>>343824863
I hate Mai, Mai disgusts me, I hate all fighter girls in general
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Cold?
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>>343824863

She's too skinny and it makes her boobs look fake.
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No thanks. She looks like a personification of a 13 year old's idea of sexy
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>>343824863
Not all women, but she is driven by ideals of yamato nadeshiko.

Which is totally fine by me.
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>>343828093
low test
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>>343825473
source?
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>>343824863
I disagree, but Mai is certianly fine.
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>>343828093
http://www.themarysue.com/even-teenage-boys-think-women-are-over-sexualized-in-games/

looks like your cute argument doesnt work anymore.
sexy ladies are for real men only now.
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>>343825473
sorry you turned out this way

but at least have the decency to keep your faggotry to yourself
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>>343829586
>themarysue
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Eh, I've seen better.
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>>343828093
>Low test as fuck.
Laugh at this B- beta.
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>>343829798
But if they're flat they can't be a mother, what a woman should be.
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>>343829586
>Feminist Rag
>Boys interviewed are likely raised by single mothers and fed their approved opinion.
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>>343824863
I prefer Angel
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>>343829940

Who said anything about being flat?

Or a mother? ESPECIALLY a mother. Kids suck.
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>>343825473
Sauce???
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>>343825473
I don't like to use this word, but you, sir, are a cuck.
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>sexy
>independent
>feminine
>strong
>dumb
>attention whore
>proud of working in the sex industry

I agree with you OP.
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>>343826857
>not liking natural tits so perfect they look fake
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>>343825473
neither iqdb, google, tineye, or 4chanX return anything
does this have a source or did you make it yourself?
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>>343824863
She is pretty much perfect. Would waifu.
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>>343830362
>>343829309
>>343825473
PLEASE op

we checked for source, now you owe us
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>>343824863
>long, disgusting brunette hair
>skimpy, boring clothes
what sad taste.
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>>343830571
MilkSister
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>>343830657
Why are lesbian hair-cut faggots such cunts?

There're short hair-cuts that look good on women. But it's always the short-hairs shitting up the place.
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>>343830785
>no English whatsoever on sadpanda
JUST

but thanks, i'll make the most of reading this pictorally
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>>343824863
Mai's voice is painful
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>>343829961
And YOUR opinion is any better than some goddamn cum dump highschool wash out? Give me a goddamn break you fucking retard.
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>>343830885
They secretly like men but aren't ready to come out yet. Liking short hair is stage one. Stage 2 is traps. Stage 3 is trannies. Stage 4 is flat-out faggot.
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>>343825473
>feminine penis
you are fucking gay.
the rest its good shit, but feminine penis doesn't exist.
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>>343824863
>essence of all a woman
Well, if you want to be technical, Aya is the essence of all woman.
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How can she be best when she doesn't even have the largest bust in her series?
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>>343829586
>The Mary Sue
>not pastebinning
YOU.

HAD.

ONE.

JOB.
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>>343824863

10/10 would breed.

Women are jealous that they aren't shaped like that and that's why they hate that garbage. It'd be cool if I was as ripped as Batman but you don't see me getting ornery over the fact I'm not.
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>>343824863
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>>343831407

largest isn't always best

>>343829586

>actually linking to that garbage dump of a website
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>>343829961

I'd rather not contribute to the discussion of a bait link, but surveys and particular their misrepresentation in media is something I'm into pretty big time.

With that in mind this is a pretty even-handed look at the methodology of the survey and the problems within;
>http://gamepolitics.com/2015/07/24/editorial-everything-you-know-about-boys-video-games-and-surveys-might-be-wrong-0/

Salient points include
>The data slides report that a whopping 39 percent of respondents were from private schools. According to Department of Education statistics, the total percentage of children in private schools is around 10 percent, a number that has been declining for years.

>Are females too often treated as sex objects?" That is how the question is listed on the data slide, but it is important to note that we do not know the exact wording because the survey has not been released. [...]

>"There are at least two problems with this question," said Professor Holbrook. "One is it seems it has pretty strong social desirability implications. These are boys between [ages] 11 to 18. Kids in that age know that they're not supposed to stereotype."

>"Just as there is evidence that surveys show decreasing racial prejudice, because people know how to respond,"

Now the people that conducted the survey state that
>http://culturesofdignity.com/portfolio/response-to-time-article/
>We have never claimed that this is a rigorous academic survey, nor that it should be treated as such.

However when it's parroted by shitty 'journalists' as some statement of fact the originator's intentions, benign as they be, can be my horrifically distorted and their findings misrepresented and twisted.
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>>343831407

Or in fighting games.

Felicia is canon bigger than her.
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>>343831407
She uses ninja memes to pretend she has larger breasts
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>>343831661
>le ass meme
black twitter was a mistake
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Keep posting more Mai
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>>343824863
>balloon tits
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>>343830785
Thanks, too bad it is not on english.
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>>343831662

tl;dr friend

Just say that the article in question is borked and provide the reasons as to why. It's obvious as hell that the "study" and article are all complete bullshit meant to push an agenda and nothing more.

These people want to force changes onto society and they use "studies" and stupid websites like Themarysue to do this.
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>>343831742
>being Irish
Your life was a mistake.
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>>343831662
A worthwhile reminder to people who aren't aware that pretty much every survey is triple massaged bullshit.
>Set up questions to get the answer you want.
>Select groups "randomly" to get the answers you want.
>Interperate the data to get the answer you want.
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>>343831662
>we have never claimed that this is a rigorous academic study

This pisses me off, like what did you even do the survey for if you didn't want it to be used in any serious matter. Is it just some dodgy shit you whacked out to grab legitimacy for some retarded essay you're writing?

Bullshit, they knew it'd get trumpeted in the media, and only want to tap out now because their bullshit is undergoing scrutiny from people who don't work in sociology departments.
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But is she better than the other best fightan girl?
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>>343832238
Mai doesn't have mutant thighs, so she's better.
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>>343832238
All fightan girls are fucking goddamn awful so if she is it's a hollow fucking victory.
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>>343832556

>All fightan girls are fucking goddamn awful

I pity you for having such awful taste.
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>>343831908
How do the body structures for these work?
Looks attractive, but not human.
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>>343824863
Dem feet
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Mai is the best Dragon Ball girl
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>>343824863
>Prove me wrong.
I cant, she's best KOF.
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>>343824863

Go outside.
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>>343824863
>those big ugly tumors on her chest
There, proved you wrong.
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Women aren't supposed to fight people.
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>>343832628
Shut the goddamn fuck up Boco i don't remember asking the town retard for his opinion.
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>>343824863
Mei*
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>>343833263
>lame paizuri
>can't feed her children
>will possibly die if she gives birth
>is basically just a child herself

doesn't do much for my evolutionary needs you know
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>>343833416

Yes sir...
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>>343833263
>jealous loli trash

loving

every

laff
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>>343832221
actual sociology departments aren't much better
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>>343833263
>never touched big tits before
Don't worry anon, one day you'll understand.
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>toe socks
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>>343824863
Leona is better.
Well except the fact that she is crazy.
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Reminder that Mai is inspired by a real woman.
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>>343833795
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>>343833263
Saying you like flat chests is like saying you enjoy licking empty plates.
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>>343833842
I dont know if wanted to be raped by Leona.
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Mai a shit.
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>>343833946
Predators get more excited and hungrier when their prey fights back
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>>343833502
>>343833553
>>343833589
>>343833890
>i have shit taste on purpose in the year 2016
Mai is not even a good character to play as, what are you people doing?
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>>343830657
My patrician brother!
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>>343832879
I liked her before she was Trunks waifu, always had a thing for bad girls with black hair, especially the ones with that hairstyle.
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>>343834407
The damage control is delectable.
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>>343824863
Super annoying and gives you a burning to desire to murder?
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>>343834624
But she is evil
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This is still one of the greatest doujins of all time.
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>>343834729
So, Anita Sarkeesian?
Brianna Wu? inb4 >Woman
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>>343834262
Im not up to the task.
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>>343834853
She was also incompetent, her aim was up there with that of an imperial stormtrooper.
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>>343824863
If Mai's so great, why doesn't she have a dick?
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>>343825987
Why do you hate fighting game girls in general?
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>>343829586

The study cited in this story was conducted over Twitter polls with no sample pool and the 'researchers' themselves backtracked and said they weren't claiming it was an academic piece.
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>>343831407
She has the biggest butt, though.
>>343831728
What the fuck is a ninja meme?
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>>343824863
Can you even give a single argument for why all women aren't stupid, smelly, retarded whores who have no concept of long-term planning and will leave nice guys like me for fucking chads and their money. All women are worthless, if it weren't for the fact that procreation is needed to advance the human race, I'd have killed them all years ago and even now we're just a little far off from perfecting robotic poons so they're becoming superfluous as we speak. Why do you think there never were any strong female characters back in the olden days? Simple. Because the Earth has, is, and always will be a man's world. I'm so glad I was born a man because now I have a future and some use in society, unlike those fucking whores. I hate women, they're the scum of the Earth.
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>>343825987
i think you just hate girls in general, you homo
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>>343829586
>faggot kids bloom fast and realize they are homos and Muslims think every girl needs a burka, news at eleven
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>>343834624
>before she was Trunks waifu
So is that to say you don't like her anymore?
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>>343837103
This is bait.

Do not reply to this point seriously.
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A kind of dumb and hot tempered cock tease who only has a hard on for some bland as fuck "ninja" faggot who doesn't even care about her?
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>>343830056
Gross. Angel has likely had some dirty Mexican AIDS cock in her before yours.
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>>343830056
understandable.
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>>343824863
No dick.

Wrongness proven.
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>>343837089
Compare her clothes and idle stance to other characters. Is designed to give the impression they are larger than they are. Compare to pretty much every other character.
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>>343837103
Epic copypasta, im going to put it on r/4chan bro
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>>343824863
What does her thighs taste like?
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>>343837530
Flesh
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>>343837195
No, i still like her but her adult form from the original DB, i havent watched the new ones but it transpired that she's Trunks wif now.
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I miss her...
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>>343837284

She was genetically engineered to be impervious to diseases, Anon.
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>>343831908
T H I C C
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>>343837185
>not getting aroused by cartoon sluts
>homo
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>>343838143
L I T E R A L L Y - W H O.
I----I
T-------T
E----------E
R-------------R
A-----------------A
L----------------------L
L-------------------------L
Y----------------------------Y

W---------------------------------W
H--------------------------------------H
O-----------------------------------------O
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>>343831247
What is stage 5?
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>>343831156

Her old VA was pure sex. Her new one? Yeah, not the biggest fan either.

>>343833810

Two women, actually.
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>>343824863
The only essential trait a woman needs is that she can't be ugly. Or a feminist.
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>>343834407
Shut the fuck up, Monkey66
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>>343829586
>yfw an entire generation of cuckolds is being raised as we speak
>yfw a decade from now when they're all in their 20s-30s, the women want an older man because all the ones their age are pussies
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>>343838987
>no Z-axis yet
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>>343839361
Japan is full of herbivore men with no sex drive and they are doing fine.
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>>343839576
Nice meme.
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>>343824863
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>>343838987
Elizabeth Blanctorche

Debuted in kof XI

And best girl.
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>>343839576
Japan is literally having a declining population with the majority of them being old people
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>>343839576

For now. At the rate things are going, Japan will probably end up being some old guy programming a nation's worth of androids to hate Gaijins.
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>>343824863
so not real? sounds good to me
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>>343824863
>all a woman should be
>anime Barbie doll with fake balloon tits
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>>343839361
Oh you would fucking like that wouldn't you, make it easy for you get get women instead of actually improving yourselves
Shut the fuck up, the reason why no one likes you is because you're a horrible piece of shit faggot with no patience, no morals, and no drive.
>>343839576
Yes how dare they actually not have their fucking lives revolve around having sex with goddamn piece of shit morally void harpies, I fucking wish everyone would take a lesson from them and have such an open disregard towards women.
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>>343837218
>>343837359
>can't refute argument
>THIS IS BAIT GUISE
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>>343832654

It is how things should work
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>>343824863
Guile is the essence of what all men should be
prove me wrong
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>>343839890
You say that as if that was wrong.
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>>343836756
Because that's gay and nasty.
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I can't wait for Thursday
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>>343840049

In fighters, maybe.
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>>343839890

Go back to fapping over hambeast threads faggot.
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>>343840049
>Guile Abandoned his family to search for his presumed dead best friend.

Terrible choice.
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>>343840173
Mai is fat! FAT!
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>>343840124
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>>343834917

this
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>>343839890
>implying this isn't perfect
If you want a fat fucking piggu feminist/sjw just say so. I'm sure theirs plenty of nasty whores who will offer their dried up shriveled pussy to you once they've taken copious amounts of nigger dick.
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>>343840049

Guile lets revenge and hatred fuel his desire to fight.

>>343840282

>5'4"
>110 Lbs
>Smallest measurements in the series aside from Kasumi Tendoh
>"Fat"

Nice try.
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>>343839789
I wanna beat Betty's big breasts like bongos with my benis
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>>343838779
I was jacking off to the Flintstones at the age of 12
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>>343840351

Is this Samus and Rock?
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>>343840357
God you are such a fucking faggot, I bet you wonder why everyone hates you at work.
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>Choosing generic titty monsters over modest beauty
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>>343838779
Everyone jerks off to cartoons, faggot. Or at least at one point in their life they did. Hell, their first boner was probably to a cartoon character. It'd explain why the 80s led to an explosion of furries
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>>343840096
I'm alluding to futanari, not dirty Mexican shemales with STDs. There's a huge difference
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>>343840551
No, it is Resident Evil and Kid Icarus.
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>>343840632
Larry is that you?
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>>343840507
Ash pls
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>>343840662

What's funny is that compared to other KOF character's, Mai IS a modest beauty. Shit, she only dresses like a complete slut because she has no fucking clue the crush of her life is gay for some BR Weaboo.
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>>343834624
>always had a thing for girls with black hair, especially the ones with that hairstyle
Good taste.
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>>343840096
>Liking massive, cum filled girl meat is gay
My favorite meme.
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>>343831714
Yeah, but Felicia is shit.
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>>343840851
Who?
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>>343840662
Mai out boobed by many other female SNK characters and is ninja that has a loud and proud personality mixed with traditional Japanese values and thinks rock music is the greatest shit. Neither generic nor titty monster is accurate to her.
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>>343836756
>>343840776
>>343840978
you people belong in camps
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>>343840954

>always had a thing for girls with black hair

My brother.

>>343840984

I'm indifferent to her, but some people will crucify you for that.
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>>343840978
>Liking futa
Closet homo
L
O
S
E
T
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>>343841112
I'd probably like Felicia and Morrigan more if they stopped shoving them in everything and gave me OTHER Darkstalkers characters.
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>>343839775
Perfection
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>>343841193

I hear ya.

Talbain is my favorite, but he's never in anything.
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>>343839005
/v/
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>>343839585
Mai is pleb-tier
Nakoruru is the best SNK girl
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>>343841391
I agree.
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>>343824863

A woman you never have sex with?
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>>343839991

wait i dont understand

why do you hate women so much
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>>343839991
They don't have an open disregard to them it's just nobody wants them
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>>343824863
Kula is cuter though. And not obsessed with the wrong Bogard.
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Opa, tudo bem, my name is Senhorita Zarina.

I’m a 27 year old Colombian Sambamaniaca (Brazilian dancing fan for you hispanics). I dance Samba and Funk on my house, and spend my days perfecting my dancing and fighting superior Brazilian fighting styles. (Capoeira, Boxing, Brazilian Ninjutsu)

I train with my Butt every day, this superior weapon can cut smash through steel because it was twerked over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my butt license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Portuguese fluently, both Northern and the Favelado dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Brazilian history and their malandro code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Brazilian visa, I am moving to Rio de Janeiro to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sambista for Carnival Schools or a eco-terrorist!

I own a rare toucan, which follows me around town. I want to get used to owning him before I move to Brazil, so I can fit in easier. I kiss and hug my elders and seniors and speak Brazilian Portuguese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Brazil!
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>>343841083
But I'm not camp.
>>343841141
Why would a homosexual like big boobs and butts?
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>>343831557
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>>343824863
I'm sorry, anon, but real women can't be 2D.
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>>343841380
Finally we can see eye to eye, Boco.
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>>343824863
>cannonball tits

no thanks
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>>343841916
They can, but only their personalities.
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>>343841632
Kula also has a better hairstyle.
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>>343841679
Cause your still jacking it to something with a cock,fag
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>>343839789
I dont think you understand what's going on here.
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>>343841918

Sorry...
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>>343841380
Talbain is the only Darkstakers character with a dick people care about at this point

>but what about Demitri

A playable character in a mediocre crossover SRPG whose mostly a punchline no one takes seriously is not "caring"
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>>343842018

I've always wondered what it was like to be gay.
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>>343832654
Eh close enough
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Who /Vanessa/ here?
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>>343825987
You're probably just gay anon.
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>>343842245
>having standards is gay
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>>343841141
>>343841083
>>343842147
How is that gay? No, explain the math to me. If anything futa on woman is less gay than male on female. I went to college.
Male genitalia + male body = male
Female genitalia + female body = female

Male genitalia + female body = futa

Female + male genitalias + female body = herm

For the purpose of this exercize let YG be male dongs and YB be male bodies. XG will be female vags and XB will be female bodies (including breasts)

So, a generic 1 on 1 "straight" porno will go as such;

YB+YG = 1 male
plus
XB+XG = 1 female
thus we have a 1:1 male/female ratio. We can use this as the base line for what is "straight" or not.

(XB+XG)2 = 2 women (lesbians). We can surmise that this is "straighter" than the base line of 1 male on 1 female. However this is where things can get interesting.

(XB+XG) + (YG+XB) = 1 female on 1 futa

We have lost one male defining physical trait (the male body) in exchange for one more female defining physical trait (the female body)

Using this simple formula we can thus derive that (XB+XG) + (XB+YG) > (XB+XG) + (YB+YG) in terms of "straightness"

We can also utilize this formulat to place futa on futa roughly on equal footing as male on female in terms of "straightness"


You see, son, sexuality isn't black and white. Everyone's a little gay and everyone's a little straight. Trying to say otherwise is just a nonsensical pissing contest, and really you're just holding yourself back for no other reason than personal pride.

What's worse? Shutting yourself off from terabytes of nice high quality porn?

Or having to come to terms with your own sexuality?

>I sure enjoy playing with my own penis

>but I'm not no fag I don't like looking at OTHER penises or anything, especially when they're connected to pretty women
I went to college for this.
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>>343842189

Eh, most people only care about Demitri because he has Midnight Bliss.
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ey viados,

My name is Bandeiras, and I hate every single one of you Shiranui-ryuu "ninjas". All of you are bland, ps1-looking, betas who spend every second of their day hitting shit in the woods. You are everything bad with Ninjutsu. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any bucetinha? I mean, I guess it’s fun spinning like a top, but you all take training to a whole new level of autismo. This is even worse than falling off your own building.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ougi. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the jutsu team, and gunga player on my roda de capoeira. What sports do you play, other than “run away from your girlfriend”? I also get straight SSS’s, and have a banging hot yamatonadeshiko (She just showed me her fujiyamas; Shit was SO cash). You are all boiolinhas who should just sudoku yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my puta
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>>343842373
Not nearly as HUGE
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>>343842171
Do you?.
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>>343838421
thats not fucking thick lol
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>>343842409
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What did sudacas mean by this?
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>>343842409
austism
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>>343842189
Nah, people like to ride on Jedah's edgelord dick.
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>>343842147
But it's on a pretty girl. Besides, futa just cuts out the middle man of seeing a girl get raped by a dude with a hairy man ass or Iori.
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>>343824863
Mai is boring.
Vanessa a best.
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>>343842409
It.still.has.a.cock.

I never seen anyonw go through this much mental gymnastics.
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>>343842391

>stopped worrying about something as silly as having standards for pornography to an extent, i still ain't touching scat or guro
>even more pornography to masturbate to

feels good
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>>343842878
I bet you like Shadman.
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>>343842409
end yourself
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>>343841517
Not him but have you looked at women lately?
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>>343842954
He said he doesn't like Guro.
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I just want to confirm something. I got to play KoF XIV at AX this weekend, and you guys were 100% right. The game looks so much better up-close and in person. I honestly though the Youtube video compression thing was a lie, but it's incredibly telling after I got to see the game up close.
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>>343825987
faggot
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>>343842147
What if it's sex between a futa and a woman?
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>>343842675
>>343842638
>>343842963
empty rebuttals with no arguments made. Is this what an argument looks like to neo-/v/?

Since none of you will do it right, I guess I'll have to explain it.

>>343842409
You're imagining yourself as the person doing the fucking. Why would you want to imagine yourself as a woman. Futa isn't gay because lololol it has girl wit peniss. Futanari is gay because you're self inserting as a woman because you secretly wish you were as beautiful as one. It may not even be a conscious thought, but in the back of your mind, said concepts exist.
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>>343842669
Spics butthurt that SNK thought all of South America is Brazil.
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>>343842409

>I went to college

Every fucking time.

Anyway, on the subject matter: I couldn't really care less what you're into, but when you futafags start crying out at the top of your lungs shit like "NEXT STEP OF HUMAN EVOLUTION! FUTA>MALE! GIVE SEX TO FUTA. NONE FOR MEN!!!"....it makes you look like a bunch of cringeworthy cucks that I can't take seriously. I just laugh at you pathetic sobs and move on.
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>>343842963
>>343842837
>>343842675
>>343842638
>all these newfags
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>This Thread
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>>343842998

what do you mean? Be more specific
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>>343843253
>Not imagining yourself as a hot bitch with a 12-inch, throbbing cock.
What are you, fuckin' gay?
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>>343842954

not really

explain to me why having low standards is a bad thing. it's not nearly as extreme has having no standards, and you can find entertainment in things that you wouldn't if you had high standards.

inb4 shit eating analogy
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>>343843182
See
>>343843253
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>>343842793
>futa just cuts out the middle man of seeing a girl get raped by a dude with a hairy man ass or Iori
Until you start jerking it to futa on futa. Then futa on shota. Then shota on shota.
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>>343842793

Just admit you're bisexual already, holy shit.

t. Guy who masturbates to futanari.
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>>343843182
That's gateway gay.
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>>343841632
Kula is legit cool
Don't know if I'd call her sexy though, Mai is much sexier
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>>343842378
We are few but we are powerful.
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>>343843351
Go outside and just observe women for a little bit, then get back to me. Go to one of the places where they like to congregate, and listen to what they say. How they act.
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>>343843253
What if you self insert as the dick and nothing else?
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>>343843253
>>343843390
Do you really imagine yourself as the guy in the porno? Even when watching straight porn, I don't think "Yeah, I'm this guy with a 10 inch cock pounding this dirty slut"
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>>343842409
Shut the fuck up faggot
The sooner you admit you're gay the better bitchboy
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>>343843032
What characters did you use?
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>>343824863
>breasts larger than her head
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>>343843562

I interact with some at my work and they seem fine.

What's the issue m8
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>>343843741
The way GOD intended.
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Fucking neo-/v/, man.

Somebody dump more Mai to salvage something out of this stale pasta pot-luck.
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>>343842409
>I went to college.

Are you for real
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I'm really tempted to post Morrigan right now, but that would be unnecessary and undermine my statement of how no one cares about the series outside her and Felicia.
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>>343843702
Luong, KoD, Benimaru, and Ryo. Ryo is a bit slow, but so was Luong surprisingly enough.
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>>343843846
It is copypasta.
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>>343843841

Mei?
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>>343843874

Good call Boco.
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>>343843496
Doesn't bisexual imply that I like men with man bodies? Literally the only thing I like from men is penises. That's like saying that a gay guy is secretly straight if he likes cuntboys. Sure it has a vagina, but it's still mostly male.
>>343843701
So the dick cancels out the breasts and woman body? Why?
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>>343843874
lol boco
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>>343843754
I guess I just hate women for some reason

I think it's because of feminism
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May is the essence of all a woman should be. Prove me wrong.
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>>343843959

> Literally the only thing I like from men is penises

So you're bisexual.
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If futa is gay because of dicks, are cuntboys straight because of vaginas?
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>>343844013
>10 years old
>woman
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>>343843959

>literally the only thing I like from men is penises
>penis
>the male sex organ
>the male
>male
>MALE

The Penis is easily the most masculine body part anon. It's why shitposting saying "feminine penis" is so wide fucking spread. Get a clue anon. You're bisexual. You like dick.
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>>343824863
She's the essence of what EVERYONE should be, not just women.
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>>343843428
Shotas don't have big boobs, so I can't imagine myself wanting to see a shota fucking another shota. While i have watched dickgirls fuck young boys, I'm mostly paying attention to the hot girl overpowering the boy, like all straight shota.
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>>343843997

Even my mom fucking hates what feminisim has become.

>>343844013
>>343843947

Are "Fusions" still a thing? Because I'm curious what Mai/Mei/May would look like.
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>>343843874
Well, at least -two- of the darkstalkers are infact dead.

But, yeah. No, the series is dead, but at least our waifus will live on.
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>>343843959
I think human sexuality is too complicated to define in strictly black and white terms. I think the internet further complicates this by letting everyone tweak their fantasies with autistic detail and precision. Furthermore, I think the sheer abundance of porn is fucking with people's sense of sexual orientation. I may not have thought I'd ever be jerking off to a girl with a giant dick and tits pounding a catboy in the ass from behind and cumming bubble-gum ice cream, but the internet made me want to.

If porn actually does change your brain, I think that'd explain a lot of what I see here
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>>343843997
That's what the movement was designed to do.

It was started by a bunch of man-hating lesbians, and it continues to try to turn all women into man-hating lesbians.
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>>343842669
>joder
>sudaca
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>>343844158
No, because futa is gay because you're attracted to dicks. Cuntboys are gay because you're attracted to a man's general body. And because the trap meme is old.
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>>343844227
>Shotas don't have big boobs, so I can't imagine myself wanting to see a shota fucking another shota
I'm an assman so I was doomed from the start. Futa on trap is still the holy grail as far as I'm concerned.

>>343844158
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