Why haven't you applied to Nintendo yet?
>>343797130
Because I'm not stupid enough to join a sinking ship?
>>343797130
nintendo is dead to me
>Most of Nintendo's game development takes place at Nintendo Co., Ltd. in Japan
That's why
Because I'm not a woman or good looking
>>343797130
My Dad works at Nintendo he said he can get me a Job there
>>343797756
Your dad is a contract janitor. I know the truth, Troy!
This job is the kind shitty mobile companies have a lot of. This is what fucking mobile has forced nintendo into. Fuck.
I'll apply and work my way to the top so I can make Nintendo great again.
>>343797130
Im not joining a company thats going to go bankrupt and cease to exist in the next 5 years
>>343797825
Janitors must be in huge supply at Nintendo considering all the shit they've shoveled out recently.
>>343797998
>>343797312
How to spot people unfit to even flip burgers with Jake ''male Whore'' Rapp
>>343797998
teekyuu must be really good to get that many seasons 2bh
>>343798213
It's a masterpiece.
>le nintendo is doomed!!!
when will this meme end? You faggots have been saying this since the 80s
>>343798313
Nintendo handled their competition better in the 80's
No thanks, Olivia.
>>343798546
I handled your mom in the 2000's and you are the sad result
>>343798761
>2000s
kek, not everyone here is underage like you
>>343798213
Yeah its pretty nice
>>343798981
We both know I wouldn't have been able to shift away the mounds of flesh around her cooch without my matured, muscled body. No kids can handle that much flabby flesh
>>343798981
Wouldn't that imply that you're underage?
>>343797130
I'm not a feminist, woman, or beta orbiting nu-male so I'm pretty sure I would be fired after I laid out my controversial "STOP CENSORING VIDEOGAMES" plan
I just applied there. It would be pretty cool to work there.
I don't do drugs either, so I have nothing to worry about.
>>343797130
>earn less money to do research on exploiting children for a company that makes nothing of value
>>343797130
I don't want to move to America.
>>343799504
>Doesn't want to live in the greatest country on the face of the earth
>>343798204
This
>>343797130
Because I'm not qualified for the position
>>343799702
New Zealand is a great country.
Kiwis are too cute.
>>343799702
No, moving to Denmark seems kinda neat.
>>343797130
What the fuck would you even do at NoA besides publishing Japanese made games?
>>343797130
what the fuck is principal data scientist
>>343800084
https://nintendo.taleo.net/careersection/10000/jobsearch.ftl?lang=en&src=CWS-10000
This is just the Redmond location.
>>343800490
Data scientists use their data and analytical ability to find and interpret rich data sources; manage large amounts of data despite hardware, software, and bandwidth constraints; merge data sources; ensure consistency of datasets; create visualizations to aid in understanding data; build mathematical models using the data; and present and communicate the data insights/findings. They are often expected to produce answers in days rather than months, work by exploratory analysis and rapid iteration, and to produce and present results with dashboards (displays of current values) rather than papers/reports, as statisticians normally do.
Add in principal, and it sounds like it's the lead/manager position of data scientists.
https://www.glassdoor.com/Reviews/Nintendo-of-America-Reviews-E4173.htm
This is why. A lot of fake reviews, and the ones that are real all talk about how there's literally no room for advancement.
>>343798213
theres like 3mins of content per episode
>>343799841
>>343801084
Ugh. Hate those animes.
It's always the ones with some neat ideas as well.
>>343801353
>animes
Lurk for at least two years before posting.
>>343800490
fancy name for a social trend data cruncher. Your job is to acquire demographic data, and then make simple easy to understand graphs executive suits can understand so they can see what's popular and trending to capitalize on it and make more money for thee company.
>>343801649
Why are /a/utists so easy to trigger?
>>343797130
Because the video game industry is actually terrible to work in. People get fired all the time and previous employees are practically never rehired.
>>343799841
>>343797130
Because they won't let me work there and allow me to continue my work as a high-price escort.
>>343801649
I have. Is it not correct to add an s for plural words?
's is for "ownership" no? As in, The anime's short length made it suck.Never really thought about it.
How do you write in plural if you are talking about something? Just Anime's, Animes's?
>>343802265
Anime is both singular and plural
minimum seven to ten years experience
fucking bullshit
>>343802418
Is it? Guess I still have the words of Otacon echoing in my brain somewhere.
>>343799841
Aotearoa rugged man
>>343802265
Not for all words.
Plural of anime is anime.
Plural of fish is fish.
Plural of goose is geese.
Plural of moose is meese.
Plural of sheep is shoop.
