>The last female video game character you played as is raising you as a single mother
What's it like, /v/?
HARD MODE:No sex.
>>343783486
>Claire Redfield
She probably neglects me because she can't stop looking for his god damm brother
>Jill Valentine
She is probably overly protective when she's not gone being a S.T.A.R.S. member.
>Zarya
Grow up fit as fuck while learning the hard way why you shouldn't trust filthy Omnics and remove them instead.
>>343783486
>D.Va
On one hand, I'll have a gaming partner for life and a steady income. On the other, my education will probably be shit and my diet will consist of Doritos and Mountain Dew.
>>343783486
>Maiev Fucking Shadowsong
Well, I know she'll protect me at least...
You people are really getting roundabout with your waifu threads.
>Amaterasu
How the fuck should I know, she's a wolf.
>Zarya
im okay with this
>>343784838
And a fucking goddess, you have your life as a descendant of the goddess of sun
>>343783486
I think i'll be alright.
She's a mom already and raised a lot of kids anyhow.
>lara croft
I'm ready to rest in those boobs..
I'm going to be raised to be a stereotypical nigger
Be annoying as fuck and steal everything I want
>my female blood elf rogue
I'll take it
>be me
>9 months later
>"Ejecting!"
>Jaina Proudmoore
>she neglects me to blanda upp with niggers then after a few years returns full Ben Garrison mode
Well I guess it could be worse than that.
>>343785453
>doctor puts otoscope against belly
>[muffled "I can't wait to get into the fight!"]
>>343783486
Really hard to remember since I don't play autistic games that has a protagonists with a vagina.
Last I remember was ciri from the witcher 3
>zero
well im fucked she will probably kick me and feed me raw meat
>>343785893
How insecure can this post get.
Gee Anon, why don't you have two moms anymore?
>>343783486
Symmetra.
I'm going to be beaten with wire coathangers.
>>343785970
>>>343785893 (You)
>How insecure can this post get.
What did he mean by this?
>>343786016
Yes, but what would Jill be like as a parent?
>>343783486
>athena cykes
i am older than my mother, and my mom is 17
Awesome a bipolar mom who would probably beat me one day and love me another.
>>343783486
>the convict from Enter the Gungeon
I could learn to make a shiv.
Which vidya mommy is most likely to diaper and baby me?
>All these fags not saying it would be like, or fucking their moms
How would they react if you brought a girl home?
>raised by a bird woman
Grow up eating worms and taught how to handle swords i guess
>>343786154
why are MoC (Mothers of Colour) such terrible, abusive people
>>343784524
My nigga
>>343786397
>athena
she'd probably try to seduce her
>>343784584
Can I fug your mom anon?
I have to question her parenting abilities.
>>343783486
>HARD MODE: No sex.
Why would you have sex with your mom?
>>343787106
>you get to chill with Bowser for the 90% of your life that you spend kidnapped
pretty cool
>>343787757
Why wouldnt you?
>Short stack mum.
I lose hard mode in a day tops.
I don't think I've literally ever played as a female character, in my entire life.
>>343788496
faggot
>Linkle
I can't see this ending well for anyone involved in this.
"-Please put down the chainsaw, muscle-mama."
>Ciri
I'm ok with this, she'll teach me to be a badass monster slayer
>>343789259
>muscle-mama
Why did that give me a boner
I'm Link.
Fug.
I wouldn't fug the wind vestal anyways.edea on the other hand..
>>343784584
>tfw you're older than your caretaker.
So what she cleans the house and cooks dinner while I'm at work?
>>343783486
>Calvina
>Never home, whenever she is she rambles on about her ex-boyfriend, is always fucking pissed, breaks stuff and beats me up
I'll never take the way my mom raised me for granted again.
>Amaterasu
Mom, you're drunk again! I hate this family!
>>343790313
>I'll never take the way my mom raised me for granteed again
Fixed that for you
*Sigh* There goes me being a lazy bum, it will be all expectations this, good grades that, and if I'm really unlucky she'll be full Paragon and guilt trip me the fuck out into being the best person I can be...
...Shit like this makes people sign up to the army to become Heroes and Defenders of the People and get SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE FOR.
...But I probably won't have any regrets about it.
Also? The Hard mode is going to be fucking murder.
>>343790749
>*Sigh*
*unsheats katana*
>>343790850
*shits out a katana*
Fucking shoot me.
>>343783486
>Jill Valentine
She would probably want me to be a cop when I grow up
>>343783486
>Mabinogi character
>Would look more like a sister
>Literal Demigod while also being amazing with food
>Amazing with instruments
>Compulsive gambler
We'd probably end up traveling lots of places while selling food from a flying food truck.
A life of freedom
>>343790850
Well what did you expect me to fucking type, Autismus Maximus? I needed to put the femShep picture for my post, and we don't have emojis here so pray tell, oh enlightened spergy one, how should I have conveyed a *sigh*?
>>343784587
you poor soul, anon
>my Skyrim waifu
That's extra weird because I feel like a father to her.
Noice.
>>343791478
You don't have to, triggered plebbitor.
>>343791478
I DON'T LIKE THAT PICTURE/. KRATOS IS CHALLENGING THE GODS, IT IS NOT BECAUSE HE IS HEAVILY DISPLEASED THAT HE CHOOSES TO PERFORM SUCH HISTRIONIC RAGE, HE IS CHALLENGING THE GODS ON OLYMPUS
>>343791478
Welp or a well
it's that easy to ne autistic
Straight outta motherfuckin' nocash.
She'd definitely have done her very best when I was really little. No home though.
>>343786238
>Always in white form when around you
>Incredibly nurturing, loving, and accepting
>Whenever someone comes close to hurting you she switches on and flips the fuck out.
Could be great desu.
I'm fine with it.
>I get to live in an amazing mansion with Demons.
I wonder if powers are hereditary.
>>343783486
> Chun Li
I'd be ok with that.
>>343784838
Well you become the emperor of Japan
Elara from Hunted
Ill be a good hunter one day
>Draenei Priest
Think of all that sweet Draenei booty I'd get to hang out with since we'd probably end up living in the Exodar.
>>343786165
I don't think you know how any of this works.
>>343792293
if your mom is pic related you'll have a hard time knowing who's your actual father
Shanae. I'm okay with this. Would mostly like be Uncle Mimic raising me. Because Shantae still acts like a child herself. Still though, Tropical Paradise with beautiful women.
>MC from VA-11
I'd grow up in a weeb, cyberpunk household. But hey I can make all kinds of drinks.
>>343791583
>Implying I visit reddit
There are other forums besides 4chan and Reddit.
>>343791631
Really? I thought it was just a general thing people used around here like fag.
>>343783486
>Lyndis
Would be pretty fucking awesome actually. Who wouldn't wanna be grow up as a sword nomad.
>>343783486
Aeris from FFVII. She's swell.
But will she die on me, /v/?
>Reese's Pieces Stroganoff
I'll take it.
>>343792578
Lurk more.
Im happy with that
>>343785893
>le i hate woemn meme
It's probably exactly like growing up with a single ex-military dad.
>>343791478
>tacit admission that you unironically use emojis
How old are you? How long have you been here?
I'm not asking to be mean, I'm genuinely curious.
not bad least my mother would have a hd face
>>343783486
I'm growing up in a magical land of 99% women so I'll probably end up killing myself,becoming a harem king or a tranny
>>343793630
WHOA
THAT'S A PRIMARY INSULT IF I EVER SAW ONE.
How Randumb
Do you jackasses have anything better to do instead of shitpost on /v/?
>>343793770
Dude, your mom is hot.
>>343787106
She would fucking drop you as an infant. Good luck not getting brain damage.
>>343792464
How can such a cute Draenei be such a dirty, dirty whore.
>>343793770
>Girl desperate to find a man to pop her cherry somehow has a kid
I want to take your mom's virginity fag step away.
My chick waster
Well we're pretty well stocked up on guns and equipment but she's constantly hungover
>>343793909
It's the peak of summer. So, no.
>Chell
I guess it could be interesting.
>>343795341
DELETE THIS
>>343789259
god damnit
>>343795458
kek
THICC MAMA
>>343783486
Probably wouldn't know what to do with me since she's a robot.
>>343783486
>Korra
I don't think she would be a good mother, I'd have a lot of issues
I think I'm pretty fucking ok.
>>343795341
SAUCE
Hmmm.... tough but fair treatment?
I better not break curfew.
>>343791974
>>343783486
This thread symbolizes everything wrong with /v/. You all are deviant scum.
>>343795769
nah, shes an engineer, think of all the cool noisemakers you can make if she teaches you
>>343795718
does whoever creating these have awebsite or something?
>Jack-O
50% moron, 50% brilliant scientist.
I'll be eating a lot of candy and learning a lot about the drag coefficient.
>>343796027
>You all are deviant scum.
I've know this since 2007. Get with the programs gramps. Then again, why are you, yourself, still here? Just to suffer?
So she's a heroin dealer.
Cool.
>>343796116
what's your point?
>>343784587
i want maiev as a mommy.
but she'd hunt me down if I ever left the house.
>>343796682
You don't play as her... unless there's some dlc I'm not aware of.
>>343796682
>played as
>as
>>343789652
no she'll teach you to be a little stuck up brat.
>>343795718
sauce for every mei image.
Pharah would probably hold me to such a high standard I wouldn't be able to meet it. Also Mercy would probably help too.
>>343796682
>I can't read I'll just post areally cute girl
Retarded.
>Harley Quinn
Does she obsess over me like she does Mista J, since he doesn't exist? That wouldn't be so bad.
>>343796682
>didnt read the OPs post
>trying to be an edge lord and pick her
>theyre going to think im badass
>mocked by 4chan
Was being an idiot part of your plan?
>>343797916
Doesn't Harley have a child in the Arkham games? That's going to be one messed up kid.
>>343791974
Plus she can bake good cookies.
>>343798163
Confirmed by the devs as a false positive, I'm pretty sure.
>>343783486
>>343783486
She'd teach me how to suck her overlord's dick and she'll say it's a normal thing.
>>343797916
>>343798163
>Sophie
She is literally the perfect candidate.
>cooks well
>is kind
>is qt
>>343796961
Vesemir pls
Vtmb...she was malkavian
>>343795341
>that booty
Oh fuck
My mums fucking awesome
my mom is too young
o fuck
I technically didn't play as her but holy fucking christ someone come save me
>>343795761
Opposite of Aang, so she'd be a good mother.
Oh god. Not counting my Delphox, it was probably Palutena.
I could work with this
>>343783486
Chun li.
Jackpot brehs.
>>343800720
I see this lady/game posted with... disturbing stories. I'm scared to ask why.
Would she take me on bounty hunting trips?
>>343800912
Why is Samus flustered to step on someone?
>a woman who believes pain and suffering are a necessity and constant in life to bring out true strength
I'll probably die in the cradle.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G2CvJvt.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Probably pretty awesome desu
Okay. Enough bullshit
Hard Mode has been eradicatedyou can /ss/ with your vidya motherhow is it?
more like endless leg amirite?
I don't remember the last game I played, much less one with a lady protagonist.
At least guns are cool.
>>343792208
This.
>>343801019
Because it can be disturbing as fuck and that nice lady's picture should be in a dictionary right next to definitions of "sadism" and "pointless cruelty"
>game revolves around iterations of the same event happening a few times over
>in one iterationprotag's parents get gruesomely murdered and their faces battered into goo
>next iterationshe murders them again by opening their stomachs up and stuffing it with candy
>asks you to praise her because she "listened to you" and now you can actually see their faces
>>343801617
>Mercy
Single mother who lives alone with son
Comes home tired from work everyday
Slowly becomes distant from son
Doesn't know what else to do to become closer to her shota son
Years of being alone have taken a toll on her and she's become longingtakes her shota into the bed room and does lewd thingsa lot of cute sloppy make outs and nursing handjobs
ywah
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1O5cVv4.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
I guess she'd love me lots to compensate for how she didn't have a proper childhood and shit. Nice to have such a hot mum.
>>343784838
She'll teach you how to hunt rabbits and howl at the moon. Kinda cool, anon.
>>343783486
Serana
Nice!
>future king of vampires
>growing with a reformed vampire mother
>child so strong as her mother
>>343802230
Aw dang. I was hoping for femdom, not gore and other such ilk.
Absolutely perfect.Someone's been naughty~
>>343783486
>Diablo 3 Wizard
I don't know. At least it gets me an introduction with the enchantress.
>>343790749
You have the best mom in the Citadel, anon.
>>343802676
Oh there's plenty of that as well. She is actually quite sweet once you get used to all the mental torture and humiliation
>yfw you will never be breast-feeded by Lara Croft.
>>343783486
>Last game I played with a female character wasCoC
Well, this sure won't be hard mode.
> mel , from portal stories:mel
....
>>343801180
She thinks it's really perverted, plus her feet are smelly and whoever she's stepping on will know her secret.
>>343803338
So chances are you're a little Minotaur?
>>343803181
Hmm, yeah. Don't think it's worth it.
>>343783486
I am going to die of starvation.
>>343783486
>wanting to sex your own mother
I'm gonna get called summerfag for this, but hows your oedipus complex treating y'all?
>No sex.
T-thanks OP...
>>343783486
Links' probably my father
10/10
What's that skin-tight thing she wears up to her cheeks? What's it called?That makes her so fucking hot somehow, sweet baby jesus.
>>343807407
What's weird is that I don't want to have sex with my real mum. But fantasy mums.
Well it looks like someone finally gave ricky the dicky
>>343795718
thicc4lyfe
Clover from payday 2. At least I'm rich now? I mean I know she'd have like an inheritance for me and she's probably robbing banks cause of me. Makes you wanna....tear up...a bit.
>>343783486
>tracer
That accent would drive me to suicide surely
>>343807876
I guess its called spandex but I could be proven wrong.
>>343811362
You'd have the accent too, probably.
I'll be well educated by the good private schools provided by the Vishkar corporation. The problem isI won't learn how to poo poo in the loo
>>343793424
I don't hate women, I just have a really specific taste.
A taste that's impossible to find in a scripted videogame or a common porno.
>>343788774
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>343792341
I don't, I'm a new fag
>>343811480
True, the inevitable bullying would then drive me to suicide.
>>343784838
FURFAG AUTISM ALERT
>>343783486
>Mikami from Vitamin Quest
Welp, Hard Mode isn't just blocked off, it's completely non-existent.
>>343813705
>Okami is now furfag
wew
>>343783486
>pharah
I hope she rains her justice on me
>tracer
Is she immortal?
>>343800821
Aang did nothing wong
>>343783486
Linn kurosawa from alien vs predator arcade.
I'll grow up to be the greatest badass that has ever lived. Linn fights dozens of xenomorphs at a time with her bare hands.
>>343783659
>his
>>343783486
>Chell
She doesn't say much, but it could be worse
>>343783486
Another Chun-li reporting in.
>Popful Mail
Only played about twenty minutes of the game, but I imagine I wouldn't see her much because of her job as a bounty hunter keeping her away all the time.
>>343800720
"she" would technically be a great mom, just don't fuck up and forget to love her like BATORA!
I would probably literally take Beato over Eva,Rosa and Natsuhi as mothers
I mean if you think about it Beato1st and 2nd were bretty gud mothers there's no reason for the 3rd to not be
Femnelf druid
Neat
