Have you ever gone autistic in a video game?Was it fun?
I used to play minecraft religiously.
>>343781013
This
Yes.
It was great fun.
>>343780923
Sometimes I play multiplayer games as both players so I feel like I have friends. Hundreds of rounds in fighting games, thousands of trivia questions, all by myself.
>>343781370
>>343781370
Just reading that depressed me, you've won the thread.
>>343780923
What game is that OP
>>343781370
U...wot
>>343782232
long dark, kinda crappy longterm but good for a few hours
I've been playing the same save of Final Fantasy 8 for over 10 years now, every day, for at least an hour.
I do the same routine every single time, which consists of just visiting several different places and talking to specific people a specific number of times, then returning to my "home" save point.
I have OCD and I feel bad things will happen if I don't perform my ritual.
>>343782493
Where is that "home" save point, if I may ask
>>343782404
ur a faget
>>343780923
Show us your clothes too, faggot
>>343782493
If this is real, I want to hug you.
If this isn't real,my sister has ocd and it's hurt her ability to live a normal life. Shit's rough if not just "lol I like things a certain way"
>>343782732
fags like you have 4k hours in tf2 and dota2 , autism doesn't make it good.
>>343782826
All shitty hand-me-downs. I'm waiting for a cured deer hide so I can craft me some sweet pants and leave for the next zone so I was deciding on what to take with me.
>>343782706
Fisherman's Horizon.
>>343781370
holy shit i want to die
>>343782882
>and it's hurt her ability to live a normal lifehow so if i miay ask?
>>343782232
The Long Dark. Probably the best survival game released in literally years. Not the best game out there, still in development, but makes fine progress and the developer is pretty alright for updates.
>>343780923
When I still played Minecraft I could get pretty crazy.
Also, whenever I decorate my house in Morrowind I go complete certified Asperger syndrome.
>>343781370
I've done that once, got mixed feeling because i both won and lostalso loneliness
Well, apart from the usual autistic things like keeping items I will literally never use even if it gets annoying, or re-doinging tutorials until I get them perfect, I don't think I do anything SUPER ULTRA autistic. Just basic autistic.
i've gone through the entire map of Black Flag collecting EVERY SINGLE TREASURE CHEST before beating any other mission as soon as I was given access to boats.
Never again.
Has anyone every not gone autistic in a video game?
How do you play anything for an extended period of time and not eventually get autistic about something?
>>343784373
I have the opposite curve in MMOs, I go from super autist to absolutely casual as I play them, and the allure of the bleeding edge endgame wears off, and instead I fuck off to explore.
>>343783860
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who did this. Being a pirate was just too fucking great, I forgot there were missions.
{spoiler]some guys wanted to play DayZ mod[/spoiler] I crawled almost through the whole Chernarus with a broken leg, found and stole a bus from one of the most dangerous camping spots and managed to heal back to normal. Blue is crawling, green is bus.
>>343783860
Oh yeah, I once went through stalker SOC gathering up all the unique weapons without using them (they couldn't be repaired) and saved my game before doing any of the main missions, because I thought that when I would replay it, I could do so with all the unique weapons right where I wanted them, and I could easily mix and match without wasting time.
I knew damn well I was never going to replay that game when I started doing this.
I have the high score at my local arcade's Vs. Super Mario Bros cabinet. My high score is 866950 which is not amazing but I am number one! It took a lot of quarters.
>>343783419She cries and gets violent if things aren't how she wants them to be/thinks they should be. She's better medicated now, but when she and I roomed together, it was hell. She'd give herself bald patches from pulling out her hair. I guess she could hide it pretty well, but if you spent any time with her outside of work, you found out kinda quickly.
>>343781370
>>343784764
how long did this take
>>343784764
that's over 10 hours of crawling
nobody is that autistic, you're just too fucking stupid to read a map properly
>>343785268
Thanks <3
>>343784902
Thanks for posting
>>343785268
picrelated
Y'all don't even understand how autistic I'm going to get when this comes out on PC. I may lose my job.
>>343781370
I used to play Mario Party by myself.
I mean, I had friends that I played it with, but I also played it alone sometimes.
>>343785268
He was literally replying to someone who asked you stupid nigger.
>>343785140
>read a map properly
I didn't make any mistakes, on the first blue route I even tried farming deer stands or whatever they are called for medicine. And I went to the north for the guns.
>>343785087
4 hours or all day, don't remember.
http://imgur.com/a/FNaRw
yes
>>343785394
>PC
>>343781013
>used to
just don't look back and everything will be fine
>>343785569
Uh, yeah.
>XCOM EU
>make up little storylines for my soldiers based on their experiences as if it were a TV show
>imagine how they'd interact with each other and if one died
>personalities were based on nationality and class: badass russian assault, almost comic relief swedish heavy etcI'm doing the same with X2
>>343782493
4 8 15 16 23 42
Playing 4 different Disgaea games already gives me autism status.
>Getting all Achievements on XBOX 360 to any game I had, no matter how tedious
That too.
>>343785936
isnt having an imagination basically the opposite of autism
>>343785537
I had totally forgotten that Morrowind even had shuriken. Huh.
>>343785936
But anon, that's the *BEST* way of enjoying XCOM games!
>>343780923
Ye i did one time
>>343780923
Oh yes. Among many other things, I emptied 10 full weapons and melee'd a dead hunter for 3 hours in Halo CE while trying to get a perfectly circular blood pool around it.
>>343785569
Square is even thinking about porting Star ocean to PC.
PC is currently the second biggest (not counting emulation) JRPG platform.
>>343782493
Guess it's a pretty harmless habit compared to some of the OCD stories I've read.
>>343785936
That's called playing Xcom you ninny
>>343781013
>tfw I´m adding and configuring plugins more than building trying to build the best possible server like a fucking autist
>tfw friends are building and wondering why shit constantly changes
>>343785510
it would take you 16 hours minimum to use this route instead of just respawning like a normal person, you are absolutely lying if you somehow confuse 4 hours of playing with 16 hours, shut the fuck up you stupid autist
>>343786136
One word.Minecraft
>>343782493
Disc 1 or 4? Also why? Loneliness, or you just love the world of FF8 that much
>>343780923
After clearing a room in a shooting game I used to go back to the beginning of the room and act like a forensic scientist would. Analyzing the bodies, bullet holes, and environmental damage to try and determine exactly how each person died.
Pretty stupid but I found it oddly enjoyable at the time.
>>343782493
Have you ever missed it? Like what if the power goes out?
>>343785887
>mobile ports
>>343786572
holy shit
i might start doing this
>>343786572
That kind of sounds fun though. I mean I guess it depends on the game.
I like being very efficient in games. It becomes detrimental when I get rid of a character just on the basis that I wanna try 'something new' even if I know I'll end up making that character again later cause I like it.
This weekend I opened Prison Architect 2-3 times and spent altogether 6 hours with no prisons made, I want my starting prison built 'right'.
I've spent my two weeks off playing Skyrim only to start a new character every 1-2 days just because I didn't like the race anymore or wanted to be more organized or 'try something new'. The mods don't help.
>>343786572
are you me
>>343786925
I found it the most fun in F.E.A.R.
Seeing as how it made a big deal about persistent environmental damage.
>>343786558
3, and it's a compulsion, not done for any other reason than to stop me feeling like awful things will happen to me or others if I don't do it. It's entirely irrational, but as rituals go it's better than what a lot of people get locked into doing.
>>343786710
A handful of times, I don't think I've ever missed it and not been so freaked out I didn't get it done within 24 hours though.
>>343786423
I said I don't remember it was probably 3 or 4 years ago.
When I play singleplayer games, I sometimes play like I have an audience watching.
Like, I do camera work in an Elder Scrolls title to show off the landscapes or don't skip the dialogue's voice acting.
I also do useless tricks here and there just to "make the audience laugh".
Weirdly enough I'm not interested in streaming at all. It would be an inconvenience.
>>343785936
I remember some guy saying he was playing XCOM EU and Artificial Academy 2 with the same cast of characters.
>>343787049
So you don't really give a shit about the game. I get your point though. Weird that you had to have that happen with video games though, esp. for an hour.
In Oblivion, paint brushes weren't affected by physics so they would float in the air and you could jump on them.
I made a makeshift ladder of them and climbed up the tower in Imperial City, took about 5 hours and 200 save files.
The worst part is the top of the tower doesn't have a floor to stand on :(
>>343787138
You know, you wouldn't have to stream if you just record yourself.
>>343786136
Autists have difficulty displaying emotion, not imagining things.
>>343787281
Well, I do have PlaysTV recording stuff all the time, but I only upload small clips for me and my friends.
It would be an bother to edit a good Let's Play, and a shame to publish a bad one.
i put on subtitles so i can act out the voices instead
>>343787617
I do the exact same thing with all the FF games before 10. It's so awesome. I should get around speaking irl while imagining how they would sound like
>>343786572
That actually sounds like a pretty cool game idea. Sort of like Indigo Prophecy's first 10 minutes. You go through a level murdering the shit out of everything, then have to go through again as someone else following the first guy's trail and piecing together what happened.
>>343787510
I see, keep doing what you're doing.
>and a shame to publish a bad one
Man I wish more LPers thought that way, so much trash to sift through, same old problems.
>>343785537
your room isn't that clean
>>343780923
>>343781013
I dug a massive cube from ground to bedrock then built it up to the max height manually
>>343787617
>>343787797
I do that usually, somehow I'd rather read than trust a japanese game to have a good voice acting.
>>343787886
>so much trash to sift through
That's exactly my point of view. I would feel like contributing to a literal Cancer if I would upload bad, unedited, boring Let's Play.
I spent hundreds of hours making Littlebigplanet levels. Over time, I'd put more and more effort into the levels I made. The first level I made took about a week to finish and was just a short little minigame, the last level took several months and had a full storyline and fancy cinematic cutscenes, as well as multiple outcomes based on your actions.
I basically let the autism engulf me over time until it had become extreme.I don't regret though it was fun.
>>343786572
I do this aswell
>>343785268
>/tv/
>/b/
>/atheistreddit/
I play through the Library or High Charity on Legendary every night (alternating). If I die more than three times I will not allow myself to eat dinner.
>>343788196
And that's great to know, that you question whether you would do good or not. That's more than I can say for most LPs I've seen and dropped, like far too often for instance; Who the hell wants to watch someone piss and whine about the game? No one with half a brain.
>>343781370
>/v/ is full of NEETs this pathetic
>>343780923
Game?
>inb4 super-autismo Terraria guy shows up
>>343786572
I've done that a few times in New Vegas, but that's usually when I'm trying to work out just what the hell happened after a particularly frenzied firefight.
>>343784764
Sweet mother of Joseph.
I would kill myself long ago knowing how hard it is to get morphine and yet you crawled all that way. Wow, true autism, but hell that was epic journey there anon.
Me and a few friends had a minecraft server set up with one of those huge mod packs, I went completely autistic with the thaumcraft mod and ruined the whole world
>>343786572
>>343787874
How about the opposite?
First you analyze the scene, then you get too see how it happened and check if your assumptions were correct.
Even better if you have to reenact how things went in the "shooting" part and you get bonus points if you manage to recreate the same things as when you were the forensics guy
>>343789310
I'm better at writing than acting, that's one thing for sure. I'll stick to my writing projects for now.
>>343786147
first time i booted this game i played it for 48 hours, slept 6 then played until 72 hours. It was a nightmare and a ton of fun at the same time
I abuse games pretty hard. In the first day of playing almost anything I'll find game-breaking glitches. So for most games I'll spend hours on the starting level just beating my head against the wall finding exploits. I have no intention of finishing almost any game I play. I just enjoy the atmosphere while trying to break the game.
>>343790832
you should be a playtester
Yes, in Spyro 3 there is a weird anti-piracy thing going on where you get to the final boss but as soon as the battle starts the game cuts to the intro stage and deletes all your progress
I thought it was like a power the final boss had so i beat the game twice again just so i could get to the final boss and still the same thing happened
Pretty much wasted a weekend on this game alone
I'm not sure, I lack perspective.
>>343782493
I'm sorry anon. Hope things get better for you.
>>343790832
Whenever I play an online game I spend at least twice as much time looking for exploits than I do playing the game itself.
Then I have all these exploits written down that I don't want to use because I don't want to get banned.
And I don't tell anyone because I want to be the only one that knows how to use them.
So they're just sitting there and I never do anything with them, a fraction of them get patched eventually, and that's it
But at least I know I found them
>>343791091
my friend did that for EA and it sounded like fucking hell. I mean it sounded like it genuinely sucked dick.
I would love to do it for a decent company though. Some games make me wonder how stuff gets past beta testing, whether is just completely bad design or obvious bugs. I know we've entered an age where games are churned out on deadlines for $$$ but some stuff really baffles me.
When I make a character in a game I always think of a backgroundstory about him/her and play like that. I also talk in myself as the character when I discover new things or find creepy enemies.
Now I've written it down, I feel kinda embarrassed...
>>343786140
i use the throwing star because my strength is so high i break any bow, crossbow, or melee weapon after a single use
>>343781013
This
On 2b2t, I walked manually (without using the "nether highways") to 200/k coords in a single direction (which took me literally around 20 hours of plain walking, with a couple more inbetween to make a giant food farm in the middle and resupply myself), just so I could run to a safe enough area where I pretty much dumped 500 to 600 hours of gameplay on an autistic castle fully built from 0 in the middle of an ocean. I would then spend an entire week building an underground tunnel to the nearest land mass that spawned cows, which was some 5k coords away, and manually dragging two cows through the entire tunnel so my castle has a leather/meat farm.
One of my friends then joined the server and begged me to get his character to me because he couldn't, so I manually walked to my coords for a second time. I would then proceed to take the entire castle down and rebuild it with a multiplied size in both length and height, and purely out of freshly-mined stone mined with the one perk that allows you to directly mine stone, instead of cobblestone.
I then expanded my castle downwards and built 10 levels of insanely huge food farms, up to bedrock. There was also a huge cow farm to the left of them, and a chicken one to the right. There were so many animals that I had to separate them between two chunks so I don't lag the server by loading both farms at the same time.
Good times.
>>343782493
i knew a diagnosed asspie who would do the same thing except with GTA:SA, his "home" save point was that shitty safehouse you could buy in the far bottom left corner of the map and all he did was drive and walk slowly around like a ped before returning there
>>343782493
See you in Balamb Garden, Anon.
>>343787248
I used to play side by side with an old friend of mine in Oblivion, we spent weeks collecting as many books as we can find and built a house with them like bricks. We lit the inside with colored candles.He died..
>>343780923
>>343781013
i managed to level the mountain biome and flaten it
i'm sure this isn't autistic by /v/ standards, but in Melee's trophy viewing mode I would turn the camera to see up female characters skirts, also would do the same in the GC Soul Calibur game, I think it had a replay mode or something.
in Mario Sunshine I would just run around the plaza for hours because I found it "comfy"
In GTA games I would pretend to be a normal citizen and obey the speed limit and stop lights.
>>343792018
I too myself have that unstoppable autistic urge to dig out exploits in games (to use them in my advantage, of course) so I'm with you here. I'm truly amazed by the level of retardation and lack of fucks of most beta testers, who are also getting paid.
>>343792859
That first one is called 'having a pair'
>>343781013
Oh boy.
I used to play the shit out of PvP servers as a mongolian raider, playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaRjEaWyxUo as I rode into peoples bases. I used to spend hours and days tracking people, piecing together their chat, looking for disturbances in the natural generation of the world like a misplaced block or a missing bit of dirt where you needed to dig to get out of a pit.
Once found a bunch of guys hiding in a base built into the side of a mountain, snuck in during the rain, using invisibility potions, to the outside of their base and blew the entire front section out with TNT and started picking them off from the tree tops in the dead of the night, in the pouring rain, they actually started attacking each other, believing that one of them had set off the TNT and the arrow impacts were from a sudden fight in the room.
I tracked another guy through the overworld, into the nether, back into the overworld and back into the nether over 2 nights and something like 60,000 blocks on foot and took everything in his caches and left signs indicating it was another large group on the server which he had splintered off from, pming got their coords and I offered to do a hit on them and resupply him, using portions of his own supplies in return, unbeknownst to him.
Bruh, I don't give a shit what people say about MC, the vanilla PvP experience is a raw survival simulator.
>>343786572
I don't go full forensic but after a huge fight in s.t.a.l.k.e.r. I take a long look at the aftermath trying to recreate the fight in my head.
>>343782493
wew lad, wanna get mindfucked?
>left, right, right, left
>right, left, left, right
>right, left, left, right
>left, right, right, left
That pattern of tapping our fingers/feet/whatever, the one you just can't resist or explain why it is so arousing. The same one you probably thought it was your unique little secret that no one else did, right? :^)
Well, a lot of people actually do in that exact same sequence. What's even more interesting, it's a very logical pattern called the Thue-Morse sequence. What's even more interesting, the good sensation you feel in the middle of your brain when you do it, you will most likely feel it after looking at the geometrical results of the sequence. It's like all those ancient ayyliums theories are true and for some reason we have that pattern deeply encoded into our consciousness
Really makes you think eh?
>>34378476I broken leg so i was crawling, I didn't feel like staying up as i crawled to the close city so I had my w key held with something so i can sleep, next time i wake up find my guy crawling in city
>>343793391
you should give Wurm PVP a try if you want raw survival
>>343793659
i just tap along to whatever song is in my head
am i retarded?
>>343787617
same
>>343792318
this this isnt normal?
its weird?
well shit
>>343789339
Haven't you got a goat to go fuck Imam?
>>343792318
i can only do this when the game is really immersive, but it's fun
I used my energy sword to gather every single jackal, grunt and drone corpse in Gravemind after the prison area and I put them into a big pile. Then I threw a grenade into the pile and it was worth the 3 hours I spent on it.
>>343792318
You just described 80% of the Etrian Odyssey community m8, it's not that weird.
Playing Skyrim as a male Khajiit, and having Kharjo as my follower. I would pretend he was my furry bf and I would have conversations with him. It was the most entertaining part of the whole game.
>>343794887SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NOOOOOOORDS!
on titan quest the immortal throne i found a glitch that allowed me to gain 1 to 2 attitude points and skill points each time i used it
each level gives u 3 point of each so when i leveled to lvl 2 i maxed out all my skills and masteries 164 points and rose all stats from 3-5 to 1000 and hp from 500 to 250.000 and mp to 10.000 each point in hp is around 1/10 of ur hp and same with mp
then i proceeded to beat from normal to legendary gathe every rare epic and legendary weapon and stack them never doing anything with them
Garry's Mod. Used to build space ships and pretend they crash landed on an antlion planet. I'd just spawn a bunch of rocks creating some sort of path that I'd go down. I also spawn ragdolls that I freeze into a standing position and pretend that they're speaking.
I was chopping wood and not making money any other way in Skyrim with food, water and sleep needs until I could affor the house, the cheapest bow and the dagger and then I went hunting, but I ran away from every bandit and paid a toll at that one place with bandits every time.
>>343795146
also every time u boot the game every enemy except certain quest related enemies would respawn so id teleport to the first town and walk to the final killing EVERYTHING in my way
>>343787874
sounds like The Boondock Saints
>>343780923
I go full autismos in every game, sometimes it drives me so crazy to the point that I quit the game. Ye... fun.I'm actually on the spectrum
This isn't really autism considering the rest of this thread, but I spent two years trying to figure out how to get out of the jail in Shining Force when I was a kid. Also grinded to blaze3 with Tao before the 2nd chapter.
I only play Zero Time Dilemma and other horror/psychological thriller VNs at night for full immersion. I also bring the first 6 Pokemon that I ever catch with me to the Pokemon League.
>>343796249
>not autism
>spent 2 years on a single task
pick one
>>343794468
It's normal but not by normie standards.
>>343793391
>mfw reading thisI am reinstalling minecraft thanks for that hype scenario
>>343796312
I didn't realize I could use search on the door. Kid me just thought that was the end of the game and started a new game whenever I got that far.
>>343793391
>60,000 blocks
Smells like slavs
>>343787248
I once did this in Fallout 3, I stacked barrels to climb over a fence only to find it lead to a featureless unrendered infinitely scaling wasteland
(no, not the rest of the game)
>>343786572
Did that all the time in Hitman, especially after doing "kill everyone stealthily" runs on Traditions of Trade.
Getting that idea in Hitman is especially intuitive though I guess seeing what the game's about.
>>343787138
I do this as well, except I also talk to myself constantly as if I was doing Let's play. My housemates have even heard me do it.
>>343786572
you would enjoy viscera cleanup detail
i believe to get the best score or whatever, you have to be incredibly detailed in cleaning up, including like making sure the number of bullet holes matches up with the number of spent cartridges you have to clean up or some autistic shit like that
In Pokemon before gen 5 I would always rename captured pokemon as their names but properly uncapitalized, e.g. CYNDAQUIL ---> Typhlosion.
>>343794043
>>343788140
>>343787797
vocaroo your default male voices
>>343780923
Fallout 3
I collected all toy cars and nuka-cola toy cars.
I also lined them all up on a shelf in my home in Megaton.
>>343793659
Yeah this literally does nothing for me, save for a small kick out of being able to memorize the sequence.
Doing figures of 8 on your arrow keys is easier and more fun.
>>343791623
Yeah, but that's just impressive.
10/10 would defend from Ancient Beasts
>>343801382
what game is that
>>343801737
Dwarf Fortress.
>>343801737
Dwarf Fortress
have fun
>>343802057
>have fun reading 6 encyclopedia volumes before you can do anything
>>343802159
>reading 6 encyclopedia volumes only to play something that looks like an encyclopedia volume
>>343802159
sorry that you can't read fast, bruh
>>343786572
This would be really fun in the Max Payne games.
>>343802159
You don't need a tutorial to enjoy DF, you just need to be determined to play it and stubborn enough to stay that way for an hour or two.
It's not for everyone, so Imma post a comic for you, so you can share in the !!Fun!!
When I played Fallout 3 I never used the quantum nuka color and took them all to my home in megaton and took the time to set them up on display throughout the room.
>>343794887
I did the same thing as an argonian withDerkeethus. I also used the take notes mod and recounted every day in the point of view of my character.
>>343781370
I'll play games with you Anon.
>>343781370
I'm not sure if I follow
>>343803018
>>343787874
If that sounds fun to you try out condemned.
>>343803245
>>343786950
This is exactly how games are for me. Like every single game where I am able to make choices I cannot stop myself from restarting over and over until I am either satisfied for a time or I just accept that cannot play the game anymore because it stresses me out knowing that there may have been a more correct or enjoyable path or way to playhelp
>>343796736
Are there any games that end if you go to jail?
If the last 3 digits of the in game currency are 666 I will stop what I'm doing and buy junk and toss it just so the numbers change.please tell me I'm not the only one
>>343803419
>>343803462
Idk, tons of recent ones, need for speed HP2, etc. It was my first RPG.
>>343781368DOOD
>>343803724
I do it until the last two numbers are zeros, regardless of it's 666 or not.
>>343791623
well done noble king
should i buy the long dark op?
>>343803976
I do that in MMOs. I'd always trade the remainder to the nearest player and explain I'm an autist.
>>343780923
spent 10 hours decorating house in morrowind
never did such thing again
>>343803724
I try to make stats or item quantities end with a five or zero.
Whenever I finish an RPG, I recreate the story in my head with myself in it so that I feel like I belong somewhere.
>>343803724
I can only usually handle things ending in 0, even numbers or 5 in RPGs, having 1 of something is acceptable but other than that it has to be as I said above, this goes for stats as well as items.
I once wrote out a journal for my character in Fallout: New Vegas. It was fun making my character feel alive and immersive.I will never do that again
>>343781370
I'm sorry anon
>>343792859
did all of those, which pissed of my brothers when we played Vice City
>>343786572
>Play game as a murderer
>slaughter a family
>someone else playing as a detective comes in later
>has to analyze the crime scene etc.
I played a pure virgin paladin in Corruption of Champions
>>343805262
>pro-skub
post disregarded
>>343805553
That's too easy actually.
>>343781368
do i need to play all the other disgaea games to understand 5?
>>343805581
>Anti-skub retard
Enjoy never knowing true joy.
I once deleted my level 62 HC character in Path of Exile because I figured I could have taken a slightly better route in the skill tree and I wouldn't have enough passive refunds to fix that without spending some currency. I didn't even take off my items, I just got mad as fuck and quit to char selection and deleted that motherfucker, expensive uniques included.
>>343780923
What game is this OP?
When I was 8 playing DKC2, I would narrate shit in my head when I was having a hard time on a level, like Animal Amtics. It was like a competition and everytime I died a new challenger Kong would emerge.
>>343806123
looks like the long dark
>>343806153
>8 years old
>animal antics
I'm going to call bullshit unless you had someone helping
>>343806361
Uh... Do you have some sort of developmental disorder or something?
>>343806361
Nu-male detected. I beat the original smb on the nes when i was 3.
>>343806814
That sounds less of a feat than that single level in dkc2 5 years later desu.
>>343782493
I get that Balamb Garden is comfy, but sweet jesus anon
>>343796449
>It's normal, but not normie.
Has there ever been a more perfect statement describing 4chan?
I played CK2 as Britain. The more My empire grew, the more time I spent on the console and less in the actual game, because somehow, somewhere, all the time, there were counties/duchies/kingdoms not in their de jure duchies/kingdoms/empires.
Not only that, but I also saved the game, quit it, and edited the save file to alter de jure duchy/kingdom titles to make borders prettier, more balanced, and simpler. I also manually replaced over a hundred bishoprics with cities/castles because I didn't like bishoprics.
I even added a new development slot in one place in India where you couldn't get a castle as a primary holding because the only holding there at the moment was a holy site bishopric.
I finished world conquering in ~1200. Finished all the tweaking in ~1250. After that I just thought to myself "what the fuck am I doing with my life". Haven't touched CK2 since.
I have a full game mapped out. It's an RPG. I have so many characters, quests, factions, dialogue, storyline. I even have a religion and currently working on the religious text. Sometimes I dream I'm up on E3 presenting it and everyone's going wild. I'll probably just get rid of it all one day. Nobody needs an ideas guy and I have a promising career ahead of me in a completely unrelated course, can't just change my life.
I pretend to be a serial killer/rapist in gtav
I'll stalk an NPC and make up this whole story in my head about how I've been spying on her for weeks getting to know her routine
Then I'll wait for night and try to get her into a desolated area somehow and stab the shit out of her in first person excessively
I generally like to do this to hookers after I bang them as well
Fap to it later vigorously
Granted I've only done it a handful of times
>mfw I got rock hard telling this story
Played Just Cause 2 until I hit 99,69% completion, the highest you could get without mods.
It had actually stopped being fun a long time ago, but I kept on because of habit.
>>343781370
I used to play yugioh by myself. I gave "the real me" the better deck and "my opponent" a shitty deck and made stupid moves so that I could win against myself
>>343809819
This is for you
>>343809947
as long as it keeps you off the streets
>>343809819
could you show just a small area of your map?
>>343803809
Beautiful.
>>343806003
Jesus, that game has no respect options? Kind of had the same thing happen to me in torchlight 2 thank god for those potions
>>343781370
>>343809819more details pls
>>343809819
use your career to make the cash, then hire a team to do the rest
>>343810349
Thanks anon, maybe I will rape and murder some crackhead scum bitch one day, chill vibes for you from pic related friendo
>Made about 20 custom teams in NBA 2k14
>Held a mock draft and assigned players to each team
>Had the teams play each other, controlled by the CPU while I watched and commentated out loud, like I was a sportscaster
>Would keep scores and results written down to keep track of which team was having a better season
>Would come up with different trades that made sense
>>343810349
Oh whoops I thought you replied to me I guess it still works for this >>343810349 chap
>>343805553
I wanted to do that but gave up after getting raped by the minotaur
Felt weird man
Once I decided to play LeafGreen with the rule of fighting one battle per grass tile. Dont know why.
I had a Venasaur by the middle of Viridian Forest, not even setting a foot on Pewter City.
Yeah, I completed each quest zone in WoW just to experience content. I did not collect faggots mounts or transmogs though. I get flak for doing the quests which only take a couple hundred of hours meanwhile faggots repeat the same raid 100 times
>>343780923
I helped making aminecraft map.I still play it sometimes.
>>343806361
you have better reaction time as a child though
>>343780923
I still do.
I sometimes assign myself a random NPC as a "target" in GTA. I try to stay out of their sight until a designated time, then I take them out. Pretty much a ghetto Hitman simulator.
>>343806361
Not him, but DKC2 was the first game I finished 100% entirely by myself and without using guides at 8 years old, too.
Took me while since I didnt know a damn about English then, and also didnt know that you could use the A button on an animal friend to do a super charge. Hence why I was stuck on Toxic Tower for three or four months before I discovered I could do that shit.
Animal Antics is not as hard as you remember.
>>343810624
>>343810439
I'm on break at the hospital at the moment, but will post some stuff later if the thread is still live. But here's the basic jist.
The world has been pulled apart by constant, unending hurricanes that dominate the globe. It's been so long that humanity no longer even remembers what life was like before the winds, and survival is so difficult that they just don't really care. Humanity has survived in an unnamed city, in an interconnected system of high rise blocks in brutalist style architecture (google it, its disgusting). People and factions live up and down the flats, but there is also a tunnel system underneath (in the exact configuration of the Circle of Willis, the blood supply to the brain. Designed so that if there is a clot in one area, blood can still reach the brain by going around. Ergo if the tunnel system gets blocked, trade caravans can still go around). The beauty of this is, once you design the flats, its the same all up and down, so it would actually be pretty easy to fill and I'm a big fan of the storytelling of F:NV where you piece together what happened at a scene based on clutter.
The game starts with you on the floor in one of these high-rises (above the small community of Principillium.You see an ugly hag in the corner, singing to herself and washing some clothes. You take her by surprise, as she thought you were dead. She speak with a heavy scotting accent and she is very ugly. She gives you a quick breakdown of the world, before leaving you behind with your clean clothes. She is actually a "Bean nighe" - a scottish fairy that washes the clothes that are about to die (I'd like to use UK folklore throughout if possible). She explains you are whats known as a "Windswept" - a very rare occurrence where the outside wind picks up a person and they end up in the highrise system, you have survived the journey, but don't rememeber anything of the outside world (I'd like roleplaying to be fairly big).
>>343811908
I've played a number of MMOs over the years and I've done the same thing with each of them. Its just quests and exploring though, never collecting stuff or finding secrets. I've had the same thought though, the whole raid thing never appealed to me but exploration and questing definitely does.
>>343803724
I always go for powers of 2
>>343795554I once broke my old 3DS in half playing sonic classic collection. That sounds almost on par with CWC. ;_;
>>343780923
In Oblivion I made a character that sought out knowledge and became a travelling historian/treasure hunter of Cyrodill.
I played metal gear rising revengeance religiously. I could not put the game down for months. I never even unlocked any other weapons other than Sam's sword.
>>343780923
I mostly just do things like making my character act like he rationally would in games like GTA (drive responsibly when not chasing, sleepsave at night, eating regularly) or manually building roads in Civ.
The former is pretty fun though, really helps create the "crime movie" feel Rockstar is going for.
>>343813198
Nothing wrong with that, friendo.
>>343812561
>I'm on
stopped reading there
>decorating my squat in Morrowind with treasures from my adventures
Pretty autistic
I still trying to beat my favorite games, the Bamham series, with: one life, not getting shot, "not killing" (don't throw thugs off rooftops, don't run over them with the batmobile, don't let grenades or mines to explote close of them, don't leave them unconcious on the streets, don't use smoke close of them so they don't shoot at random).
>>343812561
where do i sign up?
>>343812561
It's a significant event however. You wouldn't be treated special because you yourself are fairly unremarkable, but it reinvigorates the populace throughout the system that there could be life outside the block of high-rises.
The first faction is The Church. It has fallen on rough times recently, but used to be the major and only religion in the system. They were red clothes with a black trim. They worship the human body and the maintenance of it, in peak physical form. They accept homosexuality ("free-loving" as it is called in The Stacks) because they see the beauty in the human body. They accept preservation of life above all, and desecration of the human body is a deep sin. The Church used to accept post-partum cannibalism, as they saw it, food was scarce in the stacks, especially protein, so to eat the dead so the living may live was seen as acceptable. However, times have moved on in The Stacks. Food is more available and cannibalism is becoming less accepted. They believe that humanity can only move forward by finding their way out of the stacks. They are my favourite as they are most interesting.
The biggest however, is The Capitol. The biggest city, centrally located. Carved into the rocks above it, behind thousands of arrow slits, are the guardians of the capitol. They are all armed with a high magnification sniper rifles, the only ones to wield them in the stacks. The red lights from their lasers dance around the city all day and night. They spend their days watching the people below, generally the poor, keeping order. Cracks ring out into the night, punishing criminals instantly with deadly efficiency. Suspended above the poor, are the rich. They are headed in a dictatorship fashion by a leader, who believes staying in the stacks is the way forward. He doesn't really see why they should risk moving out. Homosexuality is unacceptable in The Capitol, as is crime. The city is maximised for survival and carefully monitored and managed.
>>343813998
>the church
Bloodborne ripoff, no thanks pcuck
whenever i use a fist build and everytime i attack i yellORA
I used to LOVE open world games (before they became too prevalent and monotonous) and I was obsessed with getting on top of the highest building and jumping off.
I spent hours just jumping and gliding in pic related. I used to slowly pan the camera around as I stood on top of a skyscraper, and then I'd dramatically say "This is my city" and jump off.
Near the end of Jak 3 a large part of the map becomes one big warzone between monster and friendly soldiers. I'd stay near some soldiers pretending they were my comrades and fight alongside them. I'd do it over and over, getting sad when I lost a battle brother.
>>343812561
>>343813998
Next is the Peoples Faction For Democracy. They're more of the neutral group. They are a slow moving bureaucracy that think carefully between their next moves. They are headed by a Winston Churchill type character. The direction of the group and what happens is heavily decided by voting. Through winning votes by doing quests in the city they are located (Gentesurbanum), you can swing the groups they ally with the the ultimate direction they go. They have few strict hard and fast rules.
These are the main factions, there are a few others I really like. Possibly my favourite new one is the Hall of Whispers. A new faction that have popped up seemingly out of nowhere, they deal exclusively in information. Their main hall has confession style booths, you can walk in and clear your name for crimes by bartering with them or trade faction secrets for items yourself (as you can imagine in my autism, there are dedicated quests for each faction where they suss you as a spy if you rat too much). Their members are called "leaves", the faction leader explain that each time a whisper is uttered, even the smallest change in direction of the wind will knock of a leaf and carry that information home. They know a lot, and you can learn where hidden weapons are and stuff.
There is no central currency, its a barter type system. The merchants have classes (eg weapons, food, clothing, medical) and value different things more. Through a skill you can level up, you can see if a merchant is happy with the proposed deal. For example, a Weapons merchant has no need for the weapons you've picked up, he stocks them. But he needs food for himself and the guards, so he values food in a barter much more than the food seller does.
I made a merchant character in mount and blade warband
Travelled from major city to major city, buying things that were cheap in one and selling the objects in cities were they were expensive. Camped out at night, rode during the day, stayed in taverns when I was in cities
My combat stats were poor, my equipment wasn't made for fighting, I had an arming sword and buckler, with clothing on, a good portion of my money went to buying and paying for a small force swadian knights. I could win any of the random encounters with bandits
Since I wasn't a member of a faction, I only had to worry about bandits, and 15 swadian knights could smash through most bandit groups, and we could outrun anything we couldn't fight.
Considering doing it with the 1257 ad mod, due to the sheer size of the map
I cried at the end of Uncharted 4.
Autistic in a pussy sense, I guess.
>>343815284
Please stop now.
In Oblivion, whenever I finished a cave or fort or whatever, I would go back and replace the bodies into different positions to make it look like a more intense battle then it actually was.
>>343780923
Dwarf Fortress
I think the most autistic I've gotten was organizing the attache case in RE4.
>>343815456
no fuck off i want to read
>>343792859
I'm pretty sure anyone who's owned a racing game that wasn't Forza has drove around like a lawful citizen at some point
>>343812561
>>343813998
>>343815284
Underneath the stacks is the tunnel system. Prone to frequent attacks by bandits and the damned, its a dangerous place the travel. There are lots of weird and wonderful creatures I've come up with, ranging from mob style cannibals to full boss type creatures. I want the tunnels to be a fucking nightmare, to make hitting the next point of civilisation a huge relief. It will be very, very dim. Yous tart with a flashlight and have to navigate your way through. The major tunnels that run around from community to community aren't so bad, but the smaller tunnels that run from the major ones to the communities are pretty horrendous. There is also a faction you would be able to join that dedicates itself to dealing with the worst of the abominations that roam the tunnels. One abomination for example, has earnt the nickname "St George". A man driven mad by the loss of his beloved by another abomination, he believed he could protect himself by donning a suit of armour, probably swept in from a museum. Over time, his skin has fused with the armour. He roams the tunnels desperate the find the monster that stole his wife from him, but the visor is rusted, and his eyes and ears fused. He can't tell the different between human and monster, and charges any sign of life with his lance.
Anyway my break is pretty much over now, gonna get back to it. If there's any interest in this I'll carry it on, but I get it's a bit of a read and nobody likes and idea guy.
I can't play RTS games properly. Everything has to be upgraded. Every building available must be built before I can even think about attacking the enemy. The rare cases I do attack, I lump all units in a blob and pick off enemies one at a time. If the game has vehicles or singular "hero" units, I completely forget about my army and just control this one unit. In Halo Wars I always picked Arbiter just so I could take control and watch him tear through nameless grunts and fortifications. In DoW I take the commander unit and watch the animations to the point where I would forget about my base being attacked.
>painstakingly place every gem in my inventory into a brazier
>leave room
>re-enter room
>every single prop janks in place while the map loads, all the gems get violently propulsed forward and scatter to the floor
and that's when I stopped organizing anything in skyrim
>>343815591
What the fuck is this
>>343813198
I did too when the game was still newish. I knew there wasn't much depth to the combat and the story was short, but by god it was all I could think about for weeks. Even now, if I see a MGR picture in the catalog I check the thread even if it's an unrelated topic.
>>343816191
SAMURAI FLAMENCO
>>343815591
anime was a mistake
