SGDQ2016 Thread no. Whatever
Upcoming game: Claymates
meeeeeem
i'm on my way to church
>>343757610
This guy has a slightly retarded sounding voice
greetings from Germany, my wife's son is healthy. he like to punch me in the face tho haha
>>343757610
YSG a cute! CUTE!
When will we get some comfy awful games?
>>343757484
hormones definitely doesn't solve hairline nor hair loss. hormones dont stop the conversion of testosterone > dht
they don't even help body hair that much, just makes it sort of blonder and less thick.
>>343757712
is there a way to watch this with sound
>>343757712
thank fuck that ape got involved
/a/ reporting in, even though I haven't watched anime in over a decade.
>>343757712
some gta shit right here
>>343757745
allahu akbar
how do you even steal 80 card room keys?? do people just leave them sitting out in public or what
>>343757712
>Summoning Demise.webm
>>343757789
fuck off
>>343757778
No, but heres the context.
>tranny: FUCK YOU I POST ON /V/ FIGHT ME /POL/!
>/pol/: *stamps on /v/ posters head*
>>343757775
Some castrated men have grown there hairlines back.
>>343757834
what? last years shit?
>>343757712
>suddenly someone curbstomping his head
>>343757839
Calm down lad, grab yourself some munchies, a beer and settle in
>tfw you're on the edge of your final prostate orgasm and your entire body is shaking
>>343757778
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4e7_1410764177
>>343757889
his or her?
pick one
>the graphics
>that dog boss
kek
>>343757834
Werster makes bitches pants drop so hard their room keys fly out
>>343757862
...because there's a drastic loss of testosterone. antiandrogens don't stop enough testosterone to promote hair growth back to the follicle.
>>343757902
I hate the person that edited this
>>343757947
it's the truth
>>343757937
last girl on the right because she is an elf and i love elfs
>>343757917
It is probably more appropriate.
>This clay game for 45 minutes
>>343757982
>>343757937
far left girl, her outfit is lewd
>>343757956
dont female hormones they talk do the same thing? hence the boon growth lack of face/body hair growth?
Can anyone here please talk about speedrunning?
>>343757712
REKT
E
K
T
>>343757937
Maiduboi
>>343758065
My phone auto correct had a giggle
>>343758073
Save the animals!
>>343758073
one time i speedrun so fast i went straight to college as soon as i was outside of the room... probably still have the world record for life
>>343757775
it prevents further hair line loss and a bit of the hairline comes back. sure if are already bald at places nothing will help besides transplantation. blonder and less thick is female hair so yeah it does solve that problem more or less. also makes it much easier to remove and it grows back much slower.
When's Clayfighter?
>>343758073
WRONG THREAD MOTHERFUCKER
>>343757712
why is there no "how to deal with females" webm, then?
>>343758073
Kinda hard when the current game is Literally What: The Game.
>>343758065
it's a balance between them. but you don't hear of trans with bad hairlines magically regrowing them after hormones; they almost always need something else on top of it.
they can definitely slow down hairloss though, they're just not gonna make your hairline grow back (maybe a bit but not much)
This doesn't really seem to be a speedrun.
>>343757976
I'm going to a con at the end of the month, how to a reap mad pussy like this?
>>343758187
true
i dont even know wtf am i looking at
all this time i was looking forward to games like EEnE, THUG and such
Someone even played FEAR last SGDQ, that was quite intriguing
but this? ehhhh
>>343758123
>Original ladyboy book vol.06
>Girl
So how do I get the stream to run on MPC again, I forgot.
>>343758138
womb* not room
>>343758235
30 more minutes of this.
>fishes
>>343758229
you balding anon? you on the Propicia?
Shoutouts to my boy slayerofbabies for being the cutest of all speedsters
Just woke up. Was there any good runs between New Super Mario Brothers and now?
>>343757847
don't kid me. /pol/ would never do such a thing to his hate-love
IM GENUINELY SURPRISED people don't bombard them with sick names when donating
at least make it worth our while, everyone!
>>343757937
Wow these girls look so cute xd
>>343758250
Be Werster
>>343758324
no I've just seen many other trans have the issue and seen them on propicia. rogaine generally doesn't do the trick. that whole hair science shit is so fascinating to me.
>>343758145
propica and rogaine can both promote hair growth, you don't necessarily need transplants (if you're younger)
>>343758065
activated face follicles don't stop growing. sadly permanent facial hair removal is necessary. new ones won't get activated though.
>>343758298
Livestreamer. Make sure it's pointed to the .exe then run a command line.
Is sgdq doing mirrors edge 1 or catalyst speed runs?
If so when?
>>343757897
I'm convinced that's a meme, actually busted out lube once myself and couldn't even get off
The five knuckle shuffle is a classic and much less tiring
>>343758367
>IM GENUINELY SURPRISED people don't bombard them with sick names when donating
They moderate donations. If you say anything fun, they filter you.
>greetings from vietnam
>>343758367
how fucking underage are you
>Japanese level
>>343758073
OK. Which games could you speedrun with little to no effort?
Contra III and Battletoads I'm basically a minute behind the world record without even trying.
Is sgdq doing speed runs?
If so when?
>>343758425
interesting didn't know that. i don't think i'll need it personally though. i have mad curls and tranny bangs.
>>343758537
Metroid Zero Mission
Mega Man Zero
>>343757937
The middle two because I enjoyed Usa Usa Nyan Nyan too much.
>>343758494
I meant names like 'GabePingWreckTomb' (Gaping rectum) and such but I guess youre right
>big dead audience hall
>shit games
not a good start
>>343758659
Isn't it like Midnight in the USA?
>>343758250
>mad pussy
That's literally the pussy that turned Cosmo into a little girl.
>>343757712
"Tranny"
That's not even a fucking tranny, that's just a dude from hot topic.
You need to be qt as fuck to be one.
>>343758479
Different guy here, I was bored while trying to sleep yesterday do I started fapping, wasn't going fast enough so I shoved a finger up my ass and came a hell of a lot faster than I expected.Had to wash the finger after obviously, but it was worth it.
>>343758659
>big dead audience hall
It's like 6 in the morning in burger land.
>>343758659
>70k watching literally nothing
Looks good to me.
![Aliens.1986.Special.Edition.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4_snapshot_00.28.09_[2016.06.13_00.09.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N70Texe.jpg "Aliens.1986.Special.Edition.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4_snapshot_00.28.09_[2016.06.13_00.09.06].jpg")
how to get livestreamer to work
I get "File not found" in mpc
pls help
>>343758590
i'm same way
ye as long as it's not progressive hair loss, most men get a similar hairline but it doesn't look all that bad 99% of the time and you can hide it easily.
>>343758701
It's almost 8 AM there.
>>343758564
You do understand that not liking a game has no bearing on whether or not it is a speedrun, right?
I mean, this is pretty basic.
This guy sounds like Ray Romano too much to bear this.
>>343758769
Just fucking google it you idiot.
>>343758738
>Had to wash the finger after obviously
learn to douche you sub human.
>>343758701
It's 7:44 a.m.
>>343758750
>succesful/popular = good
>>343758769
Just noticed your post while on the front page and thought I'd leave this here: http://bog.no-ip.biz/sc2/stream2vlc.php
>>343758769
Made sure it's pointed to the .exe in the text file?
Why aren't they doing any Crash and Spyro runs?
Those are the best games to watch instead of the same old 8bit shit.
>>343757897
slut
>>343758797
I fucking googled it, made a bat file, set all the paths and it still don't work you fucking idiot
>>343758776
>>343758823
Close enough, understandable that they'd have the shit games at this hour.
>Finland mentioned
>>343757712
with all the cuts and poses I thought this is a rap video
Upcoming games:
ActRaiser
Sparkster
Hagane
Skyblazer
Block of Megaman games (8, 3 and 5)
idk about y'all but fuck these bum-ass boring games
Tuesday will be golden with Bioshock, Dishonored, SC: Blacklist, Wolfenstein, Amnesia, Star Wars and Jet Set Radio, Castlevania and Oddworld
>>343758861
There's Spyro 3 at some point.
Kinda interested, finished replaying it few weeks ago.
>>343758960
no u
>>343758769
You can see Moot's pubes poking out in that pic.
>>343758861
There's a Spyro run later today you fucking mongoloid.
>tfw all the fun runs are in the early morning hours for me
Fucking Europe
I want to see the jedi knight runs but they're at like fucking 8am or some shit tomorrow
>Africa level
>>343758910
>Sparkster
>Not Rocket Knight Adventures
This seems like a really odd decision to me.
>>343758876
Pic related.
Thinks its spam.
>Africa
>chat spams Trihard emote
>>343758843
holy shit it WERKS
thank you very much, friend
>>343758969
Dishonored will crash at the end again.
>>343758996
why no crash then?
they always do the 2 games in the same block
>Twitch chat supports Brexit
>spam black emotes when runners enter Africa
What's with all the casual racism in this stream? I thought this was a family-friendly event.
Any of these worth watching?
I pause the livestream on MPC and it won't play anymore when I resume it, is that supposed to happen?
the guy on the couch on the left keeps ragging on the game lol
>>343759154
Just kids being edgy
>the fucking level design in this shit game
>>343759127
oh boy I'm anticipated for that
>>343759154
twitch chat is literally nothing but edgy 14 year olds
it amazes me how all this shit is still popular here since it's basically normalfag shit at this point
>>343759167
Caveman because he always plays hidden gems.
>>343759154
Nigger mods are sleeping.
>>343759183
Just watch it on twitch you fucking autist.
Chat is 1/2 the experience of these events.
>>343759167
the flintstone's runner told the announcer to kill himself
>>343759141
>why not crash then?
Because nobody submitted Crash.
You realize it's up to the runners to volunteer their games, right? The marathon doesn't invite people.
>>343758843
Hot shit, thanks bud.
>>343759167
THUG is pretty good if you're/you've been a fan of that series
EEnE if you liked the show
everything else is meh but thats my point of view
>>343759154
Beauty of no consequences for doing dumb things online.
>>343759154
twitch chat is the /b/ audience.
>>343759126
>>343759284
Cheers
>>343759306
so is that how leftists are able to push their stupid shit so hard over the internet
The other guy on the couch seems really bored and I can see why. What's the big idea behind having a 45min slot for a mediocre 2D platform that's not even popular?
>>343759239
>it amazes me how all this shit is still popular here
What is?
kungfufruitcup on twitter
>>343759269
>using twitch chat
>calling others autists
Either way why not just use the pop out chat and livestreamer?
>>343759281
Or they're still butthurt that someone made a few suicide jokes last time and so they banned the game.
>>343759115
Remove the first "?
>>343759269
No it isn't.
Not only does the chat scroll at about 4000 messhages per second, it's also nothing but trash, spam and copypaste garbage
Too much fun for SGDQ?
Does it does the video feed stutter on livestreamer too? Getting a little tired of refreshing every 15 minutes.
>>343759379
So you don't understand how the game selection process works. Thanks for clarifying.
>>343757834
Nah he just asked people to give him theirs as they were leaving instead of returning them.
>>343759386
This is what mine looks like.
>>343759429
I've been watching through Livestreamer and haven't experienced any stuttering.
>>343759183
>I pause the livestream on MPC and it won't play anymore when I resume it, is that supposed to happen?
Are you closing the command prompt? You need to keep it open to stream.
>That checkpoint right at the start of the level
The fuck?
>>343759479
Is that where you have MPC installed?
If you use a codec pack it might be installed elsewhere.
>>343759549
Just switched, yeah its butter smooth now.
>watching the DKCTF race
this is pretty fun
>>343759443
gdq rejects good game runs all the time because they want different games even if they end up with shitty runs of shit games
>>343759589
Yeah, didn't know it had to stay around.
>>343759547
Huh, weird. Just use this then.
http://bog.no-ip.biz/sc2/stream2vlc.php
>>343759617
No autism placebo packs installed.
reminder there's a GUI plugin for livestreamer if you want to be even lazier
https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui/releases
is that midget guy back
he was cool and i liked his commentary
>>343759547
ok, I got it
uncomment ONLY the line with player path, leave the rest
Why do so many games have autoscrollers?
Were they ever fun?
What are games that do genre shifts well? Kirby, and that's it. I hate these sections.
>>343759720
>Using GUIs
>>343759340
/int/ crap
>>343759386
No, the comment mark.
By default the line starts with a #
>>343759736
Blechy
Finally over, what a bad game
>ActRaiser
Fuck yeah!
>>343759720
That shit causes my streams to stop working after a while and I have to reconnect.
>DS DAD IS GONE
finally time for some good games
>>343759745
casually they're enjoyable
RIP
That was the most boringest run ever.
>>343759776
yea is he back
>>343759745
Autoscrollers aren't fun, they're just easy to design and work well for padding.
Who's the runner, Terry' Chocolate Orange, Stoner or Baldguy?
>>343759839
Party Boy instead of DS Dad
DS Mom is gone too
well time to go too
Why the fuck do they bother with a audience at the place? The only people that should be allowed to go to SGDQ are the speedrunners and 1 friend only if they want.
Is she back to run Octodad?
>>343758735
You're thinking of traps.
Did DS Dad go fug that DS Mom finally?
What is going through this guys mind right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0xb-_SEIo
friendly reminder big jon has a fat gay fetish
>>343759832
no they're not lmao
Bald and fat are the official themes this year I guess.
WEBM making faglord here. Did I miss anything when I was taking my asleep?
>>343759884
agreed, but Jewyama can't make money that way
>>343759894
>If I show any hint of fun, that guy with the Luger over there will take me out back
>>343759908
they bring some variety and you usually have like one or two autoscroller levels in the whole game so it's not a big deal
when is siglemics run?
I never really paid much attention to SGDQ but why is it so empty out there?
australian fag posters get out
Should I donate? How's my money divided up?
>>343759943
Guy running that Flintstones game was real whiny bitch to guy reading donations.
How much of the donation actually goes to the cause and not stupid bullshit?
>>343760013
It's like 8am local time and like most of us they usually go to bed at like 2-3 if not 4am
so this is the ded time
>>343759417
That game was shit.
>>343760027
do you really want to fund doctors who save africans
>>343759989
Have you played Super Mario Bros. 3 lately?
The game is like 40% autoscroller, and none of them are fun.
>>343759975
But that's gay anyway you'll get poop dick and they don't look good forever
I'll stick to 2d and prostitutes when I need a fuck thank you
>Something Artistic
Something Autistic more like.
>>343759975
>tfw I had a bf that was girly af and then I moved to philadelphia and it broke off
that gif made me miss them.
>>343760096
That's what an enema is for.
>>343760109
Wow, never heard that before.
>>343760096
You do know you don't fuck the poop hole when you have anal sex right? There is a separate part for fucking.
>>343760109
got them
>>343760109
>>343759943
in the donkey kong country tropical freeze race there was a moment where the loading screen neck-tie swipe synced up perfectly
>>343760109
>hey guys look at me im the first person to use this joke hahhaa
So easy to spot newfags.
>>343760109
lel
>>343760109
>>343760109
Your the first to make that joke, wow.
>>343760179
Someone else thankfully caught that.
>343760109
you wish
>>343760109
wow so original
>>343760160
>>343760186
>can't enjoy a gutbuster
So easy to spot newfags.
What a cute family!
>>343760142
>Have to do it constantly and watch what you eat, rather then just sticking your dick in a hole literally made for it or use your hand
>>343760160
They'll be a some poop around the place and you never know when your gonna have an accident and get liquid shit all over everything
unf
>>343760109
you reeled in a good catch today anon
what's the middle aged house wife doing there
>DS Dad Donation
What does SGDQ smell like?
>>343759897
jesus christ
>>343760061
I think I was reading that a recent agdq had close to 100k go to staff of event.
>>343760379
Body odor
>>343760308
Who is this boy?
>>343760379
Sweat and disappointment, much like your bedroom.
>>343760318
Thanks.
>>343760379
armpits, asscracks and shekels
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
DS Mom already wet for Party Boy
>>343760396
he's a big jon.
>>343759897
and I thought he's a cool bean
looks likeI've lost hope in all speedrunners all over the world
Somebody make a donation under the name of Sixteen_Iggerz
>>343759897
>>343760396
>chugging weight gainer shakes
fucking how
>>343759975
gay
>>343760434
proud of u
Somebody please donate and say something witty about Mighty No 9 being better than megaman
>>343757610
>PJ+Puwexil
noice.
PJ actraiser race would be nice again though
>>343760540
Swallowing I assume.
>>343760540
gotta eat big to get big C'MON
>>343759897
is he trying to speedrun his life?
>>343759897
Why are speedrunners so degenerate
>>343760467
It cracked me up when I first learned that Big Jon is on some website for people with some kind of "bloating up your body" fetish
>>343760549
Rei acute
>actraiser
Anyone got the picture from GCCX where Arino makes a power play by burning down the village where they're fighting?
Waiting for my man Big Jon to put on a big show
Reminder
>>343760553
Why don't you?
