>Hello future Minecraft movie-goers!
>I know you’ve been thinking just about every day, “When’s the Minecraft movie coming out?” Luckily for you, we can finally say!
>The Minecraft movie will be released on May 24, 2019! The film will also be released in 3D & IMAX.
>Yes, that might seem like a long time away, but it just so happens to be the right amount of time to make it completely awesome. And we all want an awesome Minecraft movie, right?
>That’s it for now, but as time goes on we’ll share loads more. Loads!
>-Vu (@vubui)
How the FUCK is this happening?
>>343733837
How the fuck wouldn't it happen? The minecraft 'story' mode/telltale series should have told you everything they were going to do to this used up whore of a franchise.
>>343733837
Microsoft did not pay $1 billion to not pimp this thing out on every street corner they could
They've already confirmed the movie's title.
Minecraft: Goddammit, Give Us All Your Fucking Money: The Movie
>>343734053
Seems like everybody and their fucking grandmother is trying to cash in on the Minecraft fame.
>>343734194
kek
It could be worse. I've seen various fliers around my city advertising a FNAF live play.
Imagine this but with actors disguised as the animatronics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3dkTWsXFVw
>>343735235
What the fuck is this?
How many games have been adapted like this?
>tfw Mac is directing it
>>343733837
lol if they think anyone will still care about minecraft by 2019.
>>343734053
>qtes are almost always irrelevant and progress the player even if they ignore/fail them
it's a fucking miracle if the game ever actually kills you at all
Just keep fucking my hobby up, familia.
>>343738032
They will when they announce the release of Minecraft 2
Also we just had Angry Birds the Movie top box office sales for a couple weeks.
>>343738401
the angry birds movie succeeded by being completely inoffensive fluff aimed squarely at kids who were handed the game by parents to keep them quiet during social gatherings and in public
>>343738401
How would a Minecraft 2 fucking even work though? Anything the sequel can do the original minecraft can most likely do
>>343738401
Oh my bad I forgot there's an autistic adult audience that still plays Minecraft that will sperg out over this movie.
I can't decide whether this is more cancerous than the upcoming "emoji" movie or not.
>>343733837
lego movie was ok bruh,
You just have to ask yourself: 'is there some scenario where the minecraft movie was good?'
Imagine if MS pay for good writers and actually give them time to work on the project. Animated films can have bad set-up's and bad animation and still be awesome because of the writing, such as Hoodwinked.
>>343735878
At the very least, both Persona 3 and 4, both DR games, an AA game, and probably more that I'm forgetting.
I know just the writer for this movie...
>>343738665
Complete rework, which would mean a more capable engine, and then just add everything minecraft 1 has, with better mod support, from the go, and keep adding shit.
From actually working villages, bigger and more complex randomly generated dungeons. And people will be happy.
Also more blox for autistic building.
Will anyone care about Minecraft in 2019?
>>343739038
First thing I thought of too.
>>343738545
I don't see how Minecraft is any different.
>>343738665
Open the codebase to pull requests from the community.
Literally that. Given about 1 year would create on of the greatest games.
>>343739038
This would explain why minecraft kids are so socially awkward.
So will it have gritty realism live action like Battleship or stylized animation like Angry Birds?
>>343738545
>btfo lefties and islam
>inoffensive fluff
nigga kill yourself next time you wanna talk some shit about something you dont know anything about
>>343739038
If I knew I could make money by making negative effort I would have tried less.
>>343735235
That sounds kinda fun actually.
>>343739038
WHERE'S THE JOKE FUCKLEY?
>Hey kids do you like Pewdiepie? Well this spring Pewds needs your help. He's nervous about filming his next Minecraft let's play and decides to take a nap. He wakes up some time later. Only this time...IN MINECRAFT! Follow Pewdiepie, with the help of Markiplier and Felicia Day as they race against the evil, industialist, grumpy Game Grumps for their quest to build a portal out if Minecraft. So join us! Join us kids! With your help Pewds and the gang can: ESCAPE FROM MINECRAFT: GIVE US ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY
>look at this totally real coffee stain guys!!
>we worked really hard on this!!
>>343740036
I know this is fake but it still makes me want to die.
>>343740036
>Escape From Minecraft, starring Kurt Russels.
>>343738159
Just like Uncharted
>>343740176
I'd watch it. It would be the final push I needed to hang myself.
>>343739038
These are not jokes. These are observations.
>>343740648
Your wrong both times. It's high art. I need to jerk off.
>>343739038
Holy shit is this for real?
>>343740875
Someone got that published.
>>343740967
HOW?
I mean not only did someone think this up, think it was a good idea, actually put in effort to make it. But there was also another person (probably multiple) that saw this and thought "yes, this seems good enough to be published by us"
cant belive i used to play this meme game when it first came out 6 years ago it was so fucking boring and its still boring now
>>343741179
Publishing company hires freshly graduated creative writing major for pennies and gets him to shit 100 pages of Minecraft related content under a strict deadline. As long as it says Minecraft kids will eat it the fuck up. Go to a Barnes and Noble or a Walmart and look for "unauthorized" Minecraft books. It's all this terrible.
>>343738945
>Imagine if MS pay for good writers and actually give them time to work on the project
The film's being made by Warner Bros Animation (Same studio as the Lego Movie) and they already hired Rob McElhenney to write and direct.
>YFW It's just an always sunny episode in Minecraft
>>343741369
Sounds like suffering.
>someone with a writing major wrote this
>>343741179
Have you ever fucked an amazing hooker? They're expensive. Kids and parents have money and are really fucking stupid.
