>start new game
>black screen
>ominous music
>that Nietzsche's quote about fighting monsters
>Japanese game where every level starts with a quote by some western philosopher that's not really relevant at all and just sounds cool
>Japanese RPG where the game starts with a pseudo intellectual quote
>from one of the characters in the game
>>343732742
Why do white people smile like this?
>starts with philosophical quote
>Oh those are some cool themes I wonder how deeply the game goes into it
>Slash or shoot monsters for forty hours
>Protagonist has one decision at the end of the game that vaguely skims the surface of those themes
>Makes it in under ten seconds with zero input from you
>Roll credits
>start game
>random cutscene plays
>MC does Matrix-like moves
>he is cornered by the bad guys, eventually
>record scratch, freeze frame
>"You might be wondering how I got myself in this place."
>screen fades to black
>muffled helicopter sounds
>character is operating the helicopter gun
>it ain't me starts playing
>war... war never changes
>>343733671
name one game that does this
>RE:REV2
>Kafka out the fucking ass
fucking bizarre to be honest.
>>343733671
>tfw saints row 4's intro didn't play it ain't me
it would've been perfect
>>343733592
Because this past generation or two has been beaten down ALA Germany to never show any pride in oneself or risk dire consequences and it reflects in their interactions with other people
>>343733592
Because we're generally uncomfortable with how the world ended up.
>>343733851
Tales of Game’s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee’s Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
>>343733592
It's the "I sorta know you but I don't like you enough to warrant a conversation." Usually accompanied by a head nod.
