Share you stupidest bans from online games.
How long, what game and why.
>>343719587
Permanent ban from the WoW forums for telling Ghostcrawler to "stop talking".
It got revoked when the forums updated to their current version, but still. Fuck Ghostcrawler.
Banned from r/Battleborn for posting the Battleborn to Blunderborn video
>>343719587
I got myself banned for talking to a server owner for talking about my pennus weenus in Minecraft.
haha! he was not pepared for it! XD
Banned 48h to answering
"Everyone hates Jews go back to Israel" to someone saying
"People should stop hating on jews and kill more muslims"
>>343719587
>you have been banned
>reason: You were being racist by saying "Mexican isn't a race it's an ethnicity"
>>343719916
On WoW and in trade chat of course
>>343719848
get the fuck out
Banned from GTA V for 10 days or something for spawning money
Forgot to get adder bonds while I was at it, too
>haven't played TF2 in 6 years
>download it again to see how it changed
>join server
>get banned 30 seconds later
>reason: I regularly ban people to show everyone else they must fear and respect me.
>>343719848
Feminsim
>got banned on my main Neopets account for shitposting and trolling kids on their forums
>after the fact, make an account and stay away from the forums because I actually wanted to do shit on the website
>get banned for "cheating" on one of the games when all I did was not submit my score because I wanted a better score to get more shekels
>salty as fuck and make a new account to post porn on the forums
>>343720139
Shoulda bought Shark Cards imma rite
Banned from r/Gaming for telling people to stop upvoting fucking threads shitty real life references to video games.
It's a shit "joke" if the reference is the fucking joke.
>>343720208
what server?
got banned on Maplestory for 10 years for botting
>tfw logged back on last year and everything has changed
>no kerning PQ and comfy boat rides
>no one talking and the fm is empty
>>343720468
I don't remember
>>343719587
i got banned by skarm (former smogon admin) when i was 12 because i beat him in pokemon.
>TFW got banned for "hate speech" and "Racism" because I ranted about furries.
>Toontown
>playing with my cousin
>we have each other as secret friends so we can chat normally instead of using the speedchat
>doing a building with some other fuckboys
>they were being retarded so cousin and I were making fun of them in our conversations using swear words
>banned for swear words
Banned from a minecraft server for calling the admin's gf a SJW piece of trash
>>343720467
You have to go back.
>>343720468
The "Shit that never happened" server
Not banned but muted on Runescape. The worst part was not being able to scam people anymore.
>banned from counter strike for knife ng a zombie to death
>valve actually believed the guy reported me for "hacking"
I wasnt hacking. He was just a shitty zombie.
>>343719587
Banned on quite a few BF3 and BF4 servers because I killed an admin. That is annoying, albeit self satisfying to know you shat on some kid so hard he used his bought admin position to ban you.
The ones that really pissed me off was when they'd just fucking disconnect you. You'd rejoin and the game would put you on the opposite team. The team you had just been stomping and was about to lose.
I've since stopped playing all games made by DICE.
>>343719587
does Habbo count?
>Be 2007 or 2008
>Just bought a month of Habbo Club
>Choose female character but dress her up like a man with a hat, glasses, beard and heels
>Troll other people
>get one month ban
after that I stopped playing
>>343719587
24 hour ban from WoW for spam yelling:
"3 1 p „ Ÿ ä 2 Ÿ p 10 ƒ Ä"
on kill, which translates for the Horde to see as:
"Y O u H A v E A u TI S M"
24 hour ban from WoW for saying:
"i played better than most of you and im only using one hand"
"im a masochist and masturbating with the other"
more bans for other similar things but I'm not going back that far in my email
>>343720467
get out
>Be on GK server for MB:W
>Call someone a weaponfag user as a joke
>Get perma ban on server
>Had to appeal on their website since its one of the few populated servers where I have a low ping
>Put on a very polite appeal
>Get unbanned
Now I just keep as quiet as possible, it sucks that Warband doesn't have a lot of servers where I can just move onto another server and speak my mind about almost anything.
>banned from habbo hotel for scamming literally hundreds of dollars of stuff from kids
Not my fault for them giving me their password. Jesus
Had a teleporter room filled that would take me to the dozens of rooms filled with stolen stuff
>>343719587
As a kid I got banned on purpose on Habbo Hotel for my birthday when all my friends were watching
>go to random populated room
>locate target: some girl character
>go and bodyblock her
>*squeezes boobs*
>*puts head between boobs*
>etc.
>giggle with friends until ban message comes up
>reason: suggesting virtual sex
I got a warn in WoW for linking the following spell in Trade Chat:
http://www.wowhead.com/spell=5025/test-tickle
>>343720878
Srsly? I used to yell shit like "Y o u Lo se" and "U se me Lo v er" and never got so much as a warning. Of course, I didn't spam it like some fucking ADHD crack baby, so I'm guessing you just bound it and mashed it more than 3 times in a row.
Shadow banned from Fark for repeatedly criticizing people for playing FPS on consoles in their weekly gaming thread.
>>343720947
>it sucks that Warband doesn't have a lot of servers where I can just move onto another server and speak my mind about almost anything
Warband might not
But Napoleonic Wars does
>>343720878
MFW Blizz: The Mature Language filter isnt there to allow people to use curse words
I've never been banned from a game because im not a retard who is willing to throw away hours on a game because I wanted to say nigger
>new moba comes out
>grief the shit out of it
>get banned for X hours
>play an older moba
>get banned for X days
30 days for Path of Exile. I would spend all my gold on tree eating runes and chop my way into the corner of a the map where no one can see you without rotating their camera. Usually followed by me crying about no one wanting to rescue me.
In Dota 2 I always pretend to be stuck at the character select screen and then threaten to mute anyone who yells at me. Save for one person who desperately tries to "calm me down" while I snicker at my desk.
>>343721086
Yep, had it bound to a macro and mashed that shit on kill, in hindsight I regret absolutely nothing.
>>343719704
he was infinitely better than whatever they have now
he at least communicated
celestalon is just a giant fucking retard who has fucked the classes beyond comprehension
>>343720467
get the fuck out you retarded faggot
>>343719587
I once joined a TF2 server where a bunch of retards were spamming music and HLDJ memes. I remember me and my friend saying something along the lines of;
"Could you faggots please turn down your cancer?"
We were both banned with the explanation;
"This is mic spam server."
The worst part was that when they actually talked, they sounded like fucking adults, or at least older teenagers. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if /v/ was behind something that cringy and gay.
>>343719587
It wasn't stupid, but some guy rolled need on the last piece of a set I needed in FFXIV, when he already had better gear.
Needless to say, I spouted profanities at him, then intentionally wiped the raid before being kicked.
I received a warning, so maybe not a ban.
>DON'T CALL RAINBOWS GAY!!!!!111!!!
>Permanent
I have no idea what that kids problem was.
>>343719587
> playing league of legends
> we btfo of the other team and won easily
> teammate says gg ez
> I reply with gg ez
Minutes late both of us are banned forever.
That was some bullshit ban.
>made thread critical of Death Stranding's trailer for its lack of gameplay or even showing what the game is about
>thread deleted and banned for "instigating a flamewar"
>meanwhile 20 console war, Twitter, and eceleb threads are up
I don't get the mods
>>343719943
>Mexican isn't a race it's an ethnicity
this is actually right, and this comes from a mexican.
>>343721226
Yeah I'm gonna have to disagree there bub, he started the downward spiral and jumped ship like a rat and now he's infesting what was it, LoL? now?
>>343721350
You won't be missed.
>>343721226
>2016
>Finally get moose mount
>Not from Ghostcrawler
An old HL2DM server
The admin force-changed my game nickname to "MY DOG LICKS MY ANUS" and banned me for said name
I actually found it funny.
>>343721247
>banned for crying and bitching over mic
>still salty about it
Yeah, I would've banned you too. Why did you join a micspam server if you hate micspam?
> got a brand new logitech keyboard
> play WoW on it
> blizzard accuses me of cheating and ban me
I didn't find out why until much later when I learned everyone who got that logictech keyboard got banned.... and blizzard didn't admit to the mistake until 3 years later....
>>343720672
Ugh, retarded shit like this happens all the time in games with player hosted servers. Giving children an ounce of power is always a recipe for retarded.
Banned from multiple minecraft servers for revenge griefing on their servers after they fucked up the one I moderate on. Amazing what you can do with someones information when you have admin access.I dont play that garbage game anymore
>join a BF2 64 slot server
>map was Highway Tampa, my favourite map besides S@K
>hop into tank because that's where the money's at on this map
>steamroll the gas station, dropping enemies left and right
>keep the US side from getting it back with any means necessary, stay alive for a long time
>tank eventually get's destroyed, so hop out and whip out the SRAW
>fire it at a tank coming at me
>player gets out, runs in front of the tank, my shell hits him and he dies of course
>think "heh, what a stupid guy" while reloading and running in, trying to get the tank for myself
>get disconnected about 10sec later
>you were banned from the server
>"no RPG against infantry allowed"
fucking bullshit. I don't know how long the ban was, I just joined another server
>>343721350
I thought something like that could only happen on a blizzard game. Surprised league can be like that.
Still its a faggot thing to say so justice was served.
I got banned from the Gearbox forums for complaining that the fucking game was dead and they fucking lied to us and add microtransactions.
Fuck Randy.
I'm still bitter.
>>343721226
Fuck, Celestalon is such a pretentious faggot.
"It's obvious that Kil'Jaedan's cunning gives Warlock's too much utility."
Yeah, because Destro-Locks were such a problem in PVP. Meanwhile Hunters are fucking bulldozering everything in Arenas and ranked while the non-mage ranged casters get pruned in to the fucking ground.
>>343721350
You don't get perma'd right off the bat. You had a history of toxicity and you know it. Something like .006% of players get permabanned. I am glad you are gone.
>>343721556
that sounds like complete fucking bullshit
what keyboard
>>343721593
Oh kids definitely abuse it but none of them are going to fucking ban him 30sec in with that message, they'd at least make up a story and attention whore it first.
14 day ban on roblox
I was using cheat engine to speed up my game.
>>343721639
Get out pedo
>>343721051
I got perma banned from Habbo for cyber rape
>>343721416
>mods too busy fapping at overwatch porn to delete the other 15 overwatch threads
fucking faggot mods
>>343721639
You spray some loli?
Three day chat ban in Warthunder for calling a whiny baby a baby and calling American players Burgers
>being dumb enough to get banned
Just don't voice your opinion like a retard.
>>343721684
Oh you're right, there is absolutely no way ever some kid would do this for fun. Completely impossible and improbable. How's that autism working out for you?
>>343721795
>Hahahaha how is cyber rape real nigga I mean close yo screen
Banned for 2 days on first offense for calling a cunt selling dupes a jew
>>343721819
Yeah.
>>343721416
Well you kinda deserved it seeing as that wasn't a trailer but a teaser. So basically you are fucking stupid.
>banned from Socom 3 for denying the holocaust
whatever
>>343721919
artist?
I got banned for aimbotting CSGO. I'm so pissed at the maker of it cause it was 115 dollars and didn't make it through a Vacwave.
>>343721669
>toxcity
Cancer of /v/ found
Go drink a bleach cocktail you faggot.
>>343721531
Why are you so gay? What possible enjoyment is there to be derived from just constantly blasting incomprehensible noise at peak volumes in to mic chat?
>>343721416
>make video game merchandise game
>thread deleted and banned for "off-topic"
>>343721919
Were you at least a kid/teen looking for attention or were you an autistic manchild thinking "ECKS DEE IM SO EDGY PUTTING LOLI SPRAYS UP"
>>343721825
>Not voicing your opinion and getting banned like for hope
>Not causing the rest of the server to go on a fucking riot for banning someone over something so inconsequential
>Not taking over the server in the name of HOPE
Get on my fucking level.
>>343721972
why would you spend 115 dollars on cheats?
>>343720014
48 hour ban because I yelled "Drop your cocks and grab your socks, Stormwind is under attack" in Goldshire on Moonguard. I didn't know whether to be shocked or laugh.
>>343721350
>gg ez
Enjoy your ban, cunt.
>>343721972
>He actually paid to get banned
I will never understand the mentality of cheating little cunts like you. You're dumber than a coal bucket with the sides caved in.
>>343721993
Would you be offended if you joined a furry server and saw furry names and sprays?
Kill yourself, fucking idiot.
Why would you join a micspam server if you don't even understand how it could be enjoyable?
>>343721158
Why is that fun for you?
>>343722090
Mang dont break the terms of use or they'll pass you the noose
>>343722090
>Constant furry incest diaper porn roleplay in Goldshire inn 24/7
>Banned over a warning phrase
Never change Blizzard.
>>343722090
On the one hand, Moonguard = RP Server, so lots of "ultra serious" tryhards there that'll report youfor stupid shit like that, duh.
On the other, you were 110% right; every last one of them in Goldshire had their cocks in had, so they'd have to drop them. It is an (e)RP server after all, and Goldshire is the most notorious spot for it too.
Permanently banned from Overwatch for accidentally triggering a glitch that crashed the server.
Fucking Blizzard
>>343720645
>admin's gf
Literally all gfs in minecraft are autistic boys pretending to be girlss and even more autistic boys believe them and call them "my gf"
The only reason I have minrcraft is to troll autistic kids in anyway possible
>join lobby
>one other person in lobby
>"sup"
>proceed to make small chat while we wait for room to fill
>4 people join at once
>immediately change my tone
>"CALL ME NIGGER ONE MORE TIME, Z KILLER"
>the 4 people who joined jump down his throat
>lobby calls a vote kick and boots him while he's too freaked out to defend himself
>[loud exhale]
>"thanks guys i appreciate it. i love the trash talk on this game but racism just PISSES ME OFF, you know?"
>"oh, yeah.. uh, totally!"
>"for sure, yeah"
>"anytime, man. that shit's not cool"
>they proceed to tip toe around their words for the match when it begins
>"thanks, guys. you're the first lobby i've been able to have fun with. really appreciate it, niggas"
>can hear someone coughing and spitting their drink as i leave
>>343722325
Bullshit, need proof.
>>343721639
KILLERZEBRA! FUCK! SKIAL! AHHHHH! RUELEL IS FAGGOT!
I got that server so much street-cred with my videos. But Bottiger never gave me any respect.
I actually had a 20+ page thread in the unmoderated section of their forums trying to get them to let me keep my loli sprays. Those were shitty times.
I used to get banned for stupid reasons all of the time in Battlefield: BC2.
>"stealing" an abandoned vehicle
>levelling a building with enemies inside
>destroying an objective with conventional weapons instead of planting a charge
>using a particular weapon the admin didn't like
>shooting into the enemy spawn area
>taking a vehicle the admin wanted to drive
>decorating useless friendly snipers with tracer darts
Good times.
>>343722325
Whoa, what? What glitch?
>>343721967
It was this one
http://i.imgur.com/mKouu47.jpg
>>343719587
Dueling Network. Apparently if you try to play with a proxy you get instantly permabanned.
I was trying to play from my school's internet which blocked Dueling Network so I had to use a proxy.
I got banned from a Garry's Mod TTT server for being too good of a liar and betraying a mod's online girlfriend. I have a very flat tone of voice and basically everyone I say sounds true so people believe me no matter what. I trick this dumb bitch into being on my "team". I "protected:" he the whole round and then literally stabbed her in the back when I had the chance. That's how the game works. But the new teen mod was spectating and it was his gf. So I got permanently banned.
It was reversed and he was removed from the mod team because the admin was on my friend's list. Garry's mod drama ensued. Fucking Garry's Mod.
>>343722304
I am fully aware about RP realms, I joined Moon Guard during WotLK and I yelled that during Cata.
What I meant was I wasn't sure if I should be shocked or if I should have laughed because I yelled it in Goldshire of all places on that realm.
>>343722472
Ah, the Loli-gagging pun one. Some ban it over the loli, others ban it over genitals being visible, I'd be cool with it.
>>343722159
man, that shit is nothing compared to hearing 10 year olds cuss at you the entire game. gg ez should never be a bannable offense.
>topping the scoreboard and winning in CS:GO
>team votekicks me because they dont like how I play
This happens once a day
>>343721416
Does it really surprise you that Kojima drones had no grasp on reality?
>>343722064
Cause I'm not a poor fag.
>>343722169
Stay mad that I probably rekt your team and pissed on your so called skills.
>>343722614
That doesn't really prove it was because of an "accidental" server crash exploit, and as horribly fucking stupid as Blizz is these days, they wouldn't do a perma if it was a one time thing. (At least not unless you're insulting someone in power directly, like >>343719704)
>>343722440
Not him, but I managed to glitch a game accidentally, didn't get a ban for it though.
I was playing as Tracer on watchpoint, I ended up using Recall at one point and it ended up putting me inside the payload and it would not move.
I tried sticky bombing myself but I couldn't die so I had to quit the game. I do have a video of it, but I'm at work. If this thread is up still in a couple of hours I'll upload it.
>>343722643
Nigga, I got a 3 day ban for replying to CP by screaming MODS THIS IS CP FUCKING DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS after it was up for 30 fucking minutes on /sp/
>>343719704
stop talking
>>343721639
"why the fuck did they ban me all I wanted to do was use my child porn"
>>343722216
It's not like it was advertised as a, "Mic spam server." I just joined it and assumed it was a group of retards trying to make a shitty youtube video or something. I had no idea that the people I was complaining to were admins that endorsed that gay nonsense.
>>343721669
tripfag unironically uses the word "toxic"
who'd have thought
Prema banned from a Gmod Rp server because an admin came on drunk changed the map to construct and everyone was yelling at him and he prema banned everyone who complained.
>Playing Left 4 Dead 2
>Am playing on a server for a few games
>At one point everyone on my team left
>Am waiting for 3 new players so we can go again
>3 people join
>They are talking to each other
"We don't have enough room for ____"
"Lets just kick this guy"
>They votekick me so their gay ass friend can join
Fuck you you group of faggots, I was here first
>>343722849
MODS
>>343722770
"you" didn't do shit. Cheaters are the same as the hard mode AI bots, niggas have aimbots and wallhacks too. You can stay mad that you have no "so called skills", and keep throwing money at some HUEHUE brazillian scammer, er I mean, "cheat programmer", though!
>>343722843
but complaining about the 4chan moderation is against the rules.
>>343719587
Waaaaay back when the only good ss13 servers were the goon servers, like donut station era, I was playing as the chief engineer and an assistant decided to go for my eyes with a screwdriver. So I did what any decent player would do and robusted the shit out of him. Then I welded him into a locker (this was before you could break out of them) and left him at security's front door. I got banned by Popecrunch for that. Pic unrelated, but caused by me also.
>>343722991
AGAINST THE RURURUURURURURUURUSSeason 2 never, fucking kill me
Not on a game, rather, on 4chan, but still:
>Couple weeks ago
>Browsing /v/
>Finally decide to post for the first time in years
>Unable to
>"You have been banned. Read why here."
>Check why
>Someone in my IP range posted a link and got a three day ban for it
>TWO YEARS AGO
>Turns out 4chan ban system was just letting me know the ban expired and now I can post again
>Allowed to post normally after that
What the fuck was that all about? Why inform me about something that old?
>>343722991
Have you read the rules? Literally every thread and post is against the rules.
>>343723162
Tfw the rules are against the rules
>>343722472
Christ, back in my day I would post that kind of shit all the time. Then the web host changed, and the servers suddenly got more popular. And Bottiger became a fucking fence sitter, content to let Ruelel, Zebra, and Roman fuck the community in to the ground.
Fuck you, Skial. You used to be cool.
>>343721669
>toxicity
What kind of spineless faggot are you?
>>343722843
There was a fucked up mod at some point on 4chan. Don't know what boards they ran but /o/ was one of their favorite play things.
>someone uploads a .gif of a giraffe
>turns to CP if you click on it
>an hour goes by of /o/ losing their shit and it's still not gone
>trips, names, and anons start making new threads to push the CP off of the board
>everyone who did it got a 3 day all boards ban
This was before you could lurk while banned which just added to how stupid the thing was. Took like 11 hours for someone to finally delete it. Later I got a "warning" from a mod because I was a thread demanding an apology. It was awfully entitled and obnoxious of us but the whole thing was so stupid, the board had maybe 3 on topic threads while that was fresh.
>>343723084
Bans are handed out left and right on ss13 servers these days. Joined one of the "hardcore RP" servers and queued up as a bartender bot. Force fed two assistants insane amounts of booze, making them need to constantly have to go to the medbay. It got to the point where they tried to escape me, somehow managing to get aboard the mining station. I had them in a dark room and was ready to kill them with alcohol poisoning. Then the AI shut me off and I was banned for some unreasonable amount of time.
>>343721639
Are you actually CyZeR or were you just using his name to fuck with him?
>>343722990
Haha you are acting like a fuckin 14 year old baby. If you think I am like a bot then why do you choose to play against me. Get fucked faggot. Stupid shitter.
Pretty sure I got banned from ESO for having my khajite named "Saq M'Diq"
I'm glad I don't have to play that game anymore.
Banned from maplestory for hacking in 2006. It was a temp ban for 30 days. I vac in maps away from other players.
>use FaceIt in CS:GO because apparently its where all the good players go
>instantly banned
>turns out its for using PeerBlocker
>>343723529
>Trying this hard
You must be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>343723123
For several months I couldn't report posts because I was "banned" but was able to post on my usual boards. Turns out I had a warning that I needed to read/confirm/dismiss when I made a shitpost on /k/ that I'd completely forgotten about.
>>343719587
Face of Mankind (shitty shooter/social experiment game)
Permanent ban
Posted the rap sheet for a top staff member. I don't know specifically what the story was, but it was a sex crime, and his younger sister was involved. It's entirely possible that he did nothing and got an unfair sentence, but he was a massive douche so I didn't care.
Last ban I can remember and care about was from a minecraft server (I got banned from quite a few of these but this one was unjust and wrong).
[s]I played on this server more than almost anyone else and rose through the ranks. At some point I got found out for stealing from my faction or something dumb, I think the way it went down was me getting kicked out of the faction for some retarded reason (I was at least half of the faction's activity) and me taking all the resources I deemed 'mine' from the chests the faction leader put them in after stealing them from me. After a lengthy chase across the map because I was found out, in which like 6 people participated from multiple factions which weren't allied in any way, they banned me.[/s]
SHIT I remember now. I killed some faggot admin for being a faggot, took their stuff, and didn't give it back. My faction leader was a friend of that faggot I killed and kicked me out of the faction and took all my stuff. I didn't like that so I snuck in and took all my shit back and ran away with it, but got found out during the process.
How fucking gay is that?
Banned from a bunch of BF servers for being good at the game and making admins upset.
Permabanned from most of the Arma servers for griefing
Also been banned from Overwatch chat for 24 hrs for spamming/griefing. Will probably get banned at least temporarily from OW for people getting mad I can aim with Soldier and reporting me for aimhacks
>literally 90% of threads are flamewars
>mods don't delete them
>shit on a mod's favorite game/dev/console
>banned
>>343721018
>tfw me and my bud ran a falling furni scam for ages
>i would be the moderator and he would play as a contestant
>any time he lost he would 'pay' me to stay in the game
>gullible idiots also kept paying to stay in the game
>never got banned
>>343723810
mods just have given up on /tv/, literally, thanks to /sp/ invading it and never leaving
4chan's facebookification is saddening and downright disturbing
>>343723810
>flaming is against the rules
Do the mods know what website they're on?
>>343720139
>>JUST started playing GTA 5, had maybe played it for 1 hour so far
>>sitting in some guys apartment
>>he suddenly starts spawning money everywhere
>>im picking it up, at least 15 million and counting
>>many days past, he isn't banned and neither is anyone else that was picking up the money
>>buy all the weapons and cars in the game
this made me realize that the entire game had the "fun" parts locked away as something you had to pay extra for.
there's literally no reason for me to play it now.
fuck Rockstar and their cash grab.
>>343724071
>expecting people not to flame
>on the internet
>>343719587
>Build sentry in tf2
>Use the civilian glitch while my sentry is still up as engineer
>hop around with no weapons but still defending the base
>banned
But why? I was still playing.
>>343724014
>implying overmoderation by asshurt sjw mods isn't the real problem
if gamergate didnt teach you that nothing will
>>>/reddit/
>>343720878
WATER DISSOLVING
>>343724295
What kind of server and did they say the ban reason?
>>343724367
BUT GAYMER GATE IS ABOUT MYSOGGYKNEE
>>343724519
>ywn be luggage lad
feels good man
>back in 1994 in 4th grade
>computer lab
>class is on Mario Teaches Typing
>teacher says we can play games (Oregon Trail, Odell Down Under, etc) once everyone finishes the Mario assignment she had which was like 100 words per minute or something.
>She steps out of the classroom
>Tell everyone how to change the settings so it's easier
>everyone does it
>Teacher comes back in
>Some girl immediately rats me out
>get banned from games for the rest of the school year
I remember, Christina. I remember and I'm still pissed.
>>343724228
And even then the game is broken anyway. Minigun, homing launcher, heavy sniper...absolutely no balance. I wouldn't mind if the game had more and better heists or just more co-op content in general. But it's just free roaming and hoping you don't get blown up by homing/stickies+karuma/insurgent-pickup.
Darksouls III
Some fag joined my game and teleported and floated around killing enemies until I kicked him
next time I logged in I was banned
Is there any way to get unbanned?
Relevant video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otIwVR8ekdI
>>343723084
I played it a few times many years ago. (Many years? Wow time went by) I say played, but it was more like "let my friends experiment on me on goon servers". Fun stuff like being shot into space, being turned into an alien only to die to Officer Beepsky, running from my friend who was a wizard/alien psychopath trying to gut me.
Anyways they made me log on one day, and I got a technical role that I knew nothing about. This was like my eighth game. I looked at my inventory which had some tools I didn't understand. I said in ooc "what the hell is this shit", intending to follow it up with the tool name, but I was permanently banned pretty quick.
My friends said nobody said anything afterwards. I stopped playing after that, since that was the goon server era.
Town of Salem and Mafia do a good job of scratching the itch.
>>343721963
Kek
>>343724945
kek
>>343724929
You're probably just softbanned. You either have to get rid of the hacked item he gave you, fix your altered stats, revert to an old autosave to before you faced the guy, or just delete that character and your steam account should get unbanned.
>>343724684
>brian wu
Toppest keks
>>343721480
>>343722159
>"ironically" being a giant quivering pussy
>>343724684
Honestly looks like it got hit by a truck.
>banned for being named Jew Stomper
>changed name to Hebrew Beater
>permabanned
>>343721649
mfw I play a mage
>>343724798
rape and kill her. what a bitch, you were just making sure that everyone was gonna make it.
>>343725690
She was mad he was encouraging them to be scrubs instead of gitting gud
>>343722982
Shit that reminds me of how retarded l4d2 players are
>join a public lobby
>get kicked immediately
>didn't even have a chance to play or say anything
Why don't they just make it a fucking private game if they only want their friends to join? This applies to all co-op games.
>>343725860
>Shit that reminds me of how retarded l4d2 players are
>create a lobby with one friend, need to wait for 2 randoms
>one joins and screams "GO GO GO GO GO GO"
>immediately upon spawning this player turns around and shoots everyone on the team
>we kick him and restart the lobby
what is the point? he accomplished nothing?
>>343725618
mfw im a ret pally with all these ashbringers around me
>Edd, Ed n Eddy online, Jimmy Neutron Online, King of the Hill Online threads always stay up even though they're barely related to video games.
>I got banned for a Sonichu thread asking how a Sonichu game would play.
For fucks sake, these shitty mods need some consistency.
>>343725241
>>343724684
Okay I have to admit, this made me laugh.
>>343726532
>thread is on-topic
>one retard doesn't like the thread and posts porn or some other shit to derail it
>mods just delete the thread instead of the offending posts
>CSGO
>Dust II on CT side, defending the bombsite
>A T rushes down long
>Try to shoot him
>Fucking retard runs in front of me from the spawn
>Kill him by accident
>25 day ban for griefing
>MFW
>>343724228
Since that game only bores me now sometimes i'll go into it with cheats and decide to call myself "the backstreet god" I then start to spam in chat about the backstreet boys until someone gets butthurt and tells me to stop. I then take that as my go ahead to put an explosion loop on them and eventually crash their game. Still dont understand why I haven't been banned
>>343719587
The only place I've ever been banned from is 4chan for posting porn and once for calling some guy a faggot on /dag/.
>>343726532
you broke Christine's heart
>>343719587
I'm not enough of a retard to get banned from anything.
>>343726825
>Posting Porn on 4chan
>Calling people faggots on 4chan
Literally worse than Hitler
>>343722643
>he got banned, again
![tumblr_nnlwttcBUn1ri2qg4o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uZhobGL.jpg "tumblr_nnlwttcBUn1ri2qg4o1_1280[1].jpg")
There are some bizarre threads that stay up for multiple hours at a time while actual video game threads get deleted for whatever reason.
Not that I mind some of the /an/ threads here, and the /co/ ones. /v/ for whatever reason has some good discussions on most things non-vidya related.
this was probably back in 05 or 06, whenever the first blizzcon was. blizzard had created a forum specifically for blizzcon, but it was inaccessible without knowing the URL. one of my WoW friends ended up learning of the URL somehow, and he and i just flooded the board with thousands of spam posts. so about six months later, blizzard opens the forum to the public and there's hundreds of pages of just random spam, most of it mocking game balance.
so we got perma banned from the forums.
the only remnant i have left from this event is this tiny as fuck thumbnail from an old photobucket account.
oh and i get another account perma banned for doing literally the same exact thing the next year. i think they stopped doing it that way after that.
>game auto censors bad words to 'smurf'
>fuck you = smurf you, for instance
>saying bad words can still get you banned
>even if they're censored
>the mods can't tell the difference between someone actually swearing or someone typing out the censor
>someone kills me
>tell them to smurf off
>banned for a week
>>343720641
>banned for a private conversation between two friends
that's fucked up
>>343727651
It's weird. At 8AM a thread is fine and left unmolested. Make the same thread a few hours later and it's deleted. It just pisses people off who then shitpost in "protest"
>Probably like 14
>CS:GO years ago
>Join a dust2 server
>Type in all caps "GLOCK RUSH" at start of round
>head up the stairs mid
>two CTs round the corner one after the other
>get two lucky headshots on both
>immediately banned with no reason stated
I think that was the first time I ever got banned unintentionally and was kind of proud of it
>>343727651
I try to sneak /tv/ related things in anywhere I can because actual /tv/ is utter shit
>>343722034
This would never happen with a bunch of randoms and if it did no one would ever know due to being banned.
tfw kicked from TF2 server for calling the admin a fucking heretic
>>343728101
Probably because mods are literally asleep, then for the remainder of the day it's No Fun Allowed mode.
>>343728439
Feel like that's kinda the problem. It's generally no fun discussing subjects on the boards actually made for them. Places like /an/ are just too slow, /tv/ is more memey than /v/, and /co/ is just mainly crap, but somehow /v/ has nice reactions and discussions.
Banned from Neopets because some "girl" on the forums wanted to show me she was a l33t hacker and showed me all about a Phishing scheme she had cooked up
I basically told her "Yeah good luck with that" and we both got bannned for scamming people
>>343729279
Not Neopets but something kinda similar
>Both my cousins and I had Webkinz
>Found out about a way you could use Cheat Engine to get a shit ton of cash
>Making bank
>Do the cheat on both of my cousins accounts
>They both get banned while I never (Probably) did
>My account got hacked anyway so it doesn't really matter
>>343726848
How the fuck did he get the money for the operation
>>343729792
Slapping on a wig and faking a girly voice is free mate
>>343722325
>accidentally
And then you 'accidentally' did it five or six more times because you were losing.
Runescape. Half brother and I played together every other weekend when we'd see each other. One weekend he got some log in info of a friends account for some reason, he wound up taking his items and shit. Kid found out, reported or something. Well Jagex, through the power of IP addresses, found out of course. Banned his account, but also mine since it was on the same IP.
We laugh about it now but back then I was pretty livid. Still have the perma ban on my account with no evidence from Jagex to say why I was banned too. Oh well!
>>343723797
Nice blog, you must be 18 to post here, etc.
>>343719587
Got banned from GTA 5 by getting a chrome rihno tank with 900% armor with the clown horn, got back online with 4 year bad sporti glitched myself out of there before the patch
>>343722807
It was a well-known glitch within a day. People were using it to crash the server in competitive play to avoid a loss.
>>343726373
MFW I'm a warrior with Corrupted Ashbringer and will be constantly standing out the Paladin's class hall complaining as to why I can't be let in.
3 days for /spit on a bubblehearthing dwarf
>>343719587
Till 2099, because I was bullying the admins online girlfriend who was very clearly a guy using a voice modifier by calling him a sissyboi
>>343733171
It's amazing how salty people get from /spit
>>343731873
I stole my friend's Runescape account when I moved away and never spoke to him again. Played on that character for awhile before selling it. Wonder how that guy's doing after all these years.
Only game I ever got banned from was WoW for fishbotting.
It was incredibly stupid because I underestimated their warden system and used an obvious bot.
But also worth it, cause I don't want to click a fucking bobber for hours to get the best alchemy mats. First time I won't be buying a WoW expansion I guess.
>>343733520
My main account got popped in the banwave early this year but 2 years of botting and 1 ban isnt that bad.
>>343719587
Playing MMO telling some kid to fuck off
GM tells me to watch my language
Tell GM to fuck off too
Get a week ban
I was playing rust with some buddies, raided this girls base. it was modded so she tp everything out while we raided. she started shit talking in the chat while we were going through her base.
i hit a loot room full of food and typed in,"you have a lot of food in your base for 1 woman"
the admin was a faggot white night and permad me for a "personal attack" and proceeded to ban the rest of my buddies.
>>343733520
Just say your account got hacked, account hacks are so commonplace in WoW that it's practically a Get out of Jail Free card
Never been banned. Mostly cuz I'm not a brainless twit with no social skills in games
>>343719587
>First day playing BF BC2 online
>get in hardcore server
>Valparaiso rush
>Attacker
>see chopper
>sweet.jpg
>get on board
>chopper gets full
>take off
>cant fly for shit
>flip it over and crash it right on top of a building full of teammates.
>Everyone in the chopper and the building dies
>I get credited with all the deaths
>"You've been banned from server permanently for massive team killing."
>"Server message: DONT TAKE THE FUCKING CHOPPER IF YOU CANT FLY IT DUMBASS"
permaban from aardwolf for saying Tolkien is shit in OOC
permaban from Goon Station for writing smut onto a paper hat
>>343719587
>playing WoW back in WotLK
>doing some PvP, when this kid in our BG constantly whines about no one healing him
>15 year old me decides to tell him to stop being a little bitch
>"Oh my god I'll report u, enjoy ur ban!!!"
>"Yeah, of course, I'll get banned for that, faggot, dream on"
>literally 1 hour later
>3 day ban
>>343734260
Aardwolf is a shit tier MUD anyways, you're better off playing Armageddon or something
>>343719587
I got drunk as fuck and called some eSports guy from a shit team a "nigger".I didn't even get banned since I was eSports as well and the community manager just told me not to do it again.He was actually a nigger
Banned for a week for fixing the wow AH with stupidly overpriced shit on a low pop realm
>>343719587
The adventures of the smug pubstar.
I even got banned from the forums until 2020 for calling a community manager a bitch.
>>343733171
That never happened, come on.
Unless it was a private server and that Dwarf was a Mod or something.
Banned from twitch for telling angry joe BUILD WALL
>>343733520
>bot with five accounts at the same time
>sell gold for cash to the chinese
>do this for about a year before selling all but one account to the chinese
>keep that one account to play properly but with model change and a cracked wow.exe
How the fuck anyone did manage to get banned for this stuff in WoW is beyond me.
>Minecraft alpha
>ban someone
>turns out he was the admin
>bans me back
Oh well
>Club Penguin
>Forever
>I was walking around saying "Phuck" since I figured out it didn't automatically ban you with its wordfilter
when I played wow there was this meme in website of my region
that some popular stream whore got knocked up had abortion few time
I made character name in correspondence of that meme
but some neckbeard who drooled over her reported me
Banned in some tf2 server for spraying over an admin's spray a few times. He acted like being the admin made him the best thing since sliced bread. I harassed him for a little while longer then he banned me. He got removed as an admin a few days later on account of abusing his power.
I used to play on a WoW private server called WoWcrack which was pretty much the best wow private server during BC. The GMs were super fucking corrupt, there was one, this faggot named maxwell, who was especially corrupt.
Basically, one day during global chat, people were "singing" (posting lyrics) some songs, I joined in, and maxwell for some reason, decided to mute me, and ONLY me for 2 FUCKING WEEKS. I went to appeal and to report him for abusing his authority and the guy was the one who answered my appeal (denied of course) for no fucking reason. And the "anonymous" report never resulted in anything, no GM would get demoted for abusing anything.
Then karma stroke back and their security manager gave away ALL the passwords to a rival server, and the server died, serves them fucking right.
>>343732654
What was it then? How could he "accidentally" do it, during a time when it apparently got abused? Something tells me either A) Anon is lying because he's relaying a friend's story or B) Anon is lying because he did it on purpose and is playing the victim now
I got banned from GTA Online for saying this. It was a month but it's retarded that saying mean words is more ban worthy than stalking players in a rhino.
I got permanently banned on a gmod darkrp server less than a minute from connecting for spawning a single traffic cone
I was banned for "prop minging"
>>343734775
Nope. Misha server during BC. Believe what you want
>>343720139
that game was such a waste of money.
>spawn into server, get a bounty right away
>drive along the west coastline with some kid chasing me
>kill him before he kills me
>drive onto a hill and snipe his ass while he tries to drive away
>banned for 15 days for "griefing"
>>343719587
I didn't get a ban, but I got a warning one time for something I said in general chat while leveling in WoW.
Some guy was asking how to turn off the sound his pet made.
I replied "why? Are you trying to get it to stop screaming when you put your finger in its butt?"
I still think that was a valid response.
>>343735517
I'd have lol'd at that response. Fuck whoever warned you for it.
>>343719587
actual banning or does kicking count too?
I'm rarely banned since I refuse to take sides except my own, myself and I, and probably me.
>>343719704
Similar to what happened to me the first time bashiok was rumored to have been fired on D3 forums
Said "Good riddance" of course this is a social hug box and thus I was suspended
Blizz forum moderators are the biggest cucks.
been banned for harassing girl gamer and white knight faggots sucking her feet, on many games
>>343720641
Even though it's stupid you couldn't swear in private chats, it still gives you multiple warnings before banning you. So I don't know how you managed that.
>>343722843
There's a German mod on /sp/ that posts CP in threads he doesn't like so he can delete them a few minutes later.
>>343735365
You probably got banned for your poor grammar.
>>343735468
Holy shit, what? You can get banned for griefing? That's literally all there is to do in freeroam, and if you get upset you can just passive.
>>343719587
I got permabanned from league because I flamed my teammates too much.
>>343721091
Well you were being a twat.
>Banned from a BF2 server for commanding in a tank.
>Banned from Bad Company 2 for being too good.went like 50:4 with the pp2k against a team of gustav shitters
>Banned from CSS "Christian" server for swearing.
>Banned from dozens of TF2 server for killing the admin.
>Banned from an autismo Minecraft server for mining too close to an admins house.
>Banned from a GMod rp server for killing somebody who just killed meI still dont get wtf gmod rp is...
>>343719587
I got banned for 72 hours on Elder Scrolls Online for saying a bunch of jew jokes. A lot of people joined in and it went on for an hour, but there were a few mad liberals and rp'rs.
>banned for killing someone in self defense on an SS13 server
>>343735773
Iktfb
At the same time I'm not even feeling bad about it since A) I knew I would be banned one day it was simply a matter of time and B) The game stopped being fun a long time ago
I got banned last month from 3 reports from legitmate shitty teammates (No one in the conversations were innocent I was shit talking them back because I'm not going to get downed talk by a pubescent 15 year old summerfag or a fucking neckbeard) Asked Riot what gives and they simply said in short
"You were banned because your recent suspension was to soon to this one thus we banned you" At this point I'm just spamming there customer support with tickets and they are visibly getting pissed I am
Don't care if I get unbanned or not at this point. Its just fun to piss them off Riot has some great "Moderators" (Faggots who play the game and moderate for free)
>>343735734
Rockstars reasoning was that I "ruined his playing experience" by killing him before he could kill me.
>>343736063
As funny as those jokes are, given the current situation with videogames, you got well off on that one.
>>343734254
>>343736045
Most BC2 servers had ridiculous rules and bans/mutes.
I was once muted for stating how "pro" players were ruining the game by exploiting clearly unintended disadvantages on maps (i.e nailing the first bravo mcom in arica harbour with a tank from base)
The guys would simply study the game for months to know the EXACT location where to shoot from and there was nothing you could do to stop them.
>>343736063
Top bants.
permaban on euro truck simulator multiplayer for;
blocking europoort
purposely blocking the entrance to rotterdam services, causing that weird physics glitch
driving the wrong way at europoort and crashing full speed into people
all over the space of 2 hours, admins were nowhere to be seen kek
>>343736216
Forgot to mention all 3 reports managed to all spawn a days worth of sessions
Really goes far to see that Riot doesn't actually want to review reports they just want to stop receiving them thus the chat audit Bot that will auto ban you instead of a human actually going through the chat logs.
>>343723503
It's a heavy RP server dude, what did you expect?
>>343736063
I'm just picturing what employee had to compile those messages to see if it was ban worthy. They even bothered to put the punchline and joke together, despite them being said at different times.
You could have been perma banned pretty easy, I think you got off lucky.
>>343736045
About the gmod thing, I used to be on rp servers way back when Gmod officially released. When you die, people are supposed to follow a "new life rule". As in you are now a different person, not the one who died, who does not share the memories of who you jsut were.
Killing someone right after they killed you would violate this, as you are RP-wise completely new and have no reason to kill this man
