There's 6 arrows on the possession meter
>>>>>>imPlying
>6
>Possession
>fire flower
Really makes you think
>>343716063
Possession, huh? What kind of possessing is it? Drugs, demons, what?
>This was 8 years ago
>there's 6
>there is 6
Fucking stupid.
And the tarot cards? N? For necronomicon
I went to an extremely fundamentalist christian school
When pokemon trading cards and shit reached their peak in 2000 they decided to ban any pokeshit from school because they thought it was literally devil worship
One teacher explicitly went on a rant about how Charizard was a fire demon
I fucking hated pokemon and it still made me mad.
>>343716063
I'm not the only one who used to call this P Power, am I? Also what the hell happened to it in future games?
>>343717712
Aren't dragons TECHNICALLY demons though if you really think about?
>>343718336
No.
>>343717712
>have pokemon blue
>love it
>wake up early to play it
>mom comes in
>every game is mario to her
>tells me to turn off mario and get ready for church
>fighting gym leader
>ask if i can play it in the car on the way there
>fine but it has to be off when we get there
>we leave
>finish and save and give it to her
>she puts it in her purse
>and today we learn about the evils of this thing called pokemon
>it teaches you to summon demons and something about souls and evolution
>on way home
>ask for gameboy back
>about to hand it to me but hesitates
>pulls the game out and reads it
>rolls down the window and tosses it
>'sorry anon that mario was evil, i'll get you a new one tomorrow'
>>343718336
>Aren't dragons TECHNICALLY demons though if you really think about?
Yes and Elves are technically made for
>>343716063
Satan confirmed
>>343718554
They are both large malevolent beings with high intelligence, associated with fire, and have wings.
>>343718861
>pubes
disgusting
>>343719170
>no pubes
i bet you kiss girls
>>343719294
Moms aren't girls
>>343719438
>Moms aren't girls
you're right
moms are actually bullies
mine bullies me even harder than average :(
>>343718591
>>'sorry anon that mario was evil, i'll get you a new one tomorrow'
I'm sorry that happened to you but this quote made me laugh pretty hard.
>>343719547
Do your school work and stop being a little heathen then.
>>343719736
mom this isn't 4chan i swear it's just a 4chan subreddit
>>343718591
not this guy
>mom hears about pkmn being the devil
>ask me if i know anything about it
>explain to her that it is about
>show her some gameplay
>it's ok with it
>"i don't see anything devilish about anon"
i have a cool mom
>>343718591
>mom tells me it make me go to hell
>tell her no fucking way
>next day at school
>intentionally piss off the class bully into killing me
>go to heaven
>heh
>>343718591
>be kid
>have parents
>they won't let me play violent games like mortal kombat or killer instinct
>have friend
>he has parents
>they won't let him play games with magic because it's evil
>he comes over to my house to play Link to the Past
>I go over to his to play MK/KI
good times
>>343718336
no they are fictional creatures created from mixmatched fossils
>>343718336
Gargoyles are literally holy protectors of churches.
>>343720191
How did he get MK past his parents? You could call a lot of stuff in those games magic.
>>343718591
This is old pasta.
>>343717712
Me and my two bros grew up with a mom who to this day believes Pokémon is a work of Satan.
The weird thing though, every time we asked her why she never gave us a straight answer. We're all grown ass men now and sometimes it's come back up, and she still doesn't give us a direct answer.
Fuck man I love my mom but thinking Pokémon is literally evil is just dumb.
>>343721164
Moms don't work on reason or logic because they have a vagina, they can use tears or access to that puss to "win" any argument.
>>343721294
You would think maybe she was hiding the reason cause we were kids, but even now as adults she still does it for no apparent reason. Like yeah, it has concepts of evolution and very vaguely of magic I guess, but c'mon. The way it's presented is innocent enough.
She also made one of my bros burn his YuGiOh cards in the backyard one time. I don't remember if they were actually official but it was a good chunk. That I can understand though, since it has actual demons and magic.
Pokémon is as innocent as a cock fighting simulator can get.
