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2016-07-04 02:47:12 Post No. 343711759
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2016-07-04 02:47:12
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Let me explain how each ultimate is bullshit.
>Genji
Literally run around and swing a sword. That's it. Get killed immediately.
>McCree
No defense, just auto death. Kill everyone nearby, no sweat.
>Pharah
Spam weak rockets everywhere. Get fucked while in the sky within two seconds.
>Reaper
Bullshit damage for no reward. Get headshotted.
>Solder: 76
Just hold left click and let the game do all the work. No skill necessary.
>Tracer
Plant a bomb that nobody can avoid. Nobody.
>Bastion
Tank form does less damage than normal form. Useless.
>Hanzo
Literally press Q and watch everyone flee an inescapable barrage of damage that nobody can counter. Insta win.
>Junkrat
Retarded amount of AOE.
>Mei
Fuck Mei. Just freezes everyone to take free shots while jacking off.
>Torbjörn
Turret does all the work. No skill necessary.
>Widowmaker
Blizz can't think of anything else at this point so just put walling into the game.
>D.Va
Takes half a century to self destruct, only for a light pole to block all damage incoming.
>Reinhardt
Slam ground. That's it. Get fucked right after putting shield down.
>Roadhog
Already has more than enough health, might as well give him an annoying Gatling gun.
>Winston
Flubber mode. Just jump everywhere constantly.
>Zarya
Group everyone together. That's it. Still get fucked.
>Lucio
Make everyone nearly invincible.
>Mercy
Fuck any reason why you were the better player. Other team now gets the upper hand with full health.
>Symmetra
A fucking teleporter, that's it.
>Zenyatta
Make everyone invincible.
Am I missing anything. Pretty sure that explains how each ultimate is bullshit.
