Now: New Super Mario Bros Any% (30 min)
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>343711504
HYPE!
greetings
>>343711892
within
>>343711504
Mario Block now baby.
>>343711504
Gosh, this game looks so shitty.
>this resolution
christ i'd rather see a super nintendo game
>wasting time
>For fire works
USA USA USA
>10 years old
Dubs confirmed for America.
>10 years old
>10 years old
>10 years old
>10 years old>10 years old
>10 years old>10 years old>10 years old >10 years old
Anything good happen? Been at work all day.
>>343711504
Wait a minute, that image.
>>343711504
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>>343712305
Hush nowquiet now.
WHEN RUNESCAPE
eeeh normally eeeh when i'm ehhh small mario ehhhh there's a consistent ehh way to get it ehhhh but since ehhh i'm not ehhh its ehhh ehhh not as ehhhhh consis ehhhhhhh tent
I'm not feeling this run already
YAY FOR ME
LUIGI
▄▄▄▄▄
Why do GB games look better upscaled?
This is so fucking boring. Why is there so many people watching this event?
>>343711946
Baiten Kaos 100% run takes 2 weeks worth of time
>>343712409
>not posting with original filename and size
>The original SMB is 40 years old
if you enjoy these games you are fucking everything wrong with neo-/fa/
>>343712370
I just don't want anyone here to getpeeved, Anon.
This is so fucking boring
Where's all the cringe
i love GDQs because i get to hear what all the retarded people on /v/ have to say about speedrunning.
>>343711504
>this was the start of the end of nintendo
>this killed paper mario and ,aria/luigui with the new shit.
>because of this real 3d marios died.
>>343712476
pixel kerning
>All these shit games today
>We're going to have fun with lots of fireworks
>WE'RE NOT DOING FIREWORKS UNLESS IT BENEFITS ME!
>>343712506
30 years old actually.
>>343712545
they kicked the cringelords out for muh professionalism
>>343711504
>no next and later
>schedule hyperlink sloppily placed
>fucked opening image
Who the fuck thinks they can make threads?
Daily reminder to never get into speedrunning!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>343712476
Because sprites are easier to rescale losslessly while 3d models and polygons need to be adjusted.
>>343712579
C-Catherine was okay..
>let me just wait for fireworks.
>for the sake of marathon safety I wont do any thing fun and interesting
why is this allowed
>BAH BAH
>>343712660
does vince still speedrun?
The fucking BAHs are still there
The fucking BAHs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_awKn-RPc
>>343712542
Shit, dude, watch your language.I feel like we should stop before it's too late.
>>343712660
Imagine being so delusional that you take anything goose says seriously.
Shit I can speedrun this and I haven't touched this game since it first came out
This run is kind of boring.
>>343712675
>Hating Freedom
found the Britshit.
>dude is a colossal faggot about fireworks
>>343712660
>fucking hot bitches and actually doing important things in life
>>343711504
>Ed, Edd, n Eddy speedrun at 3:52 am
Why must I suffer
redpill me on 2D marios, why did they turn to shit?
>NSMB and NSMB2 back to back
Comfy block.
>>343712810
I bet you save the animals too.
>>343712660
>>343712458
Everything is shit already. The game, the commentary, the lame strats. I'm waiting for some spectacular mistake then going to sleep
>someone mentions trump in the chat and gets banned
jesus can we sue these guys or something?
WE HAVE CRINGE
DUDE
MEMES
LMAO
MEMEMEMEMEMEMES
>>343712851
Nah, because animals don't represent Freedom.
LE JOHN CENA MEME XD
No no NO NO NO
>>343712256
Where does time go?
It's not even New anymore.
>john cena
woah, is it 2014 again?
>>343712841
same game remade 20 times, but easier so that millenial babbies can play them and not get triggered by losing
This guy sounds like squidward
JOHN
CENA XDDDD
what the fuck
>>343712559
thats a positive spin on it.
>>343712841
they watered down the physics and movement mechanics.
same reason 3d mario turned to shit.
>10 years Old
holy fuck I remember when I gave this to a my little bro
>>343711504
looks like a cool lets play
What's your favorite New Super Mario Bros. music /sgdq/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w8kylgtNkY
Why is peach such a usles slut ?
Isn't this already the end of the game?
>>343712660
Whitegoose in better times: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQNjbWVfIrQ
>Going from that good Catherine Babel run to this fucking snoozefest
Kill me now.
>>343712951
Maybe time's just a construct of human perception. An illusion created by
>>343713026
Yeah, this is boring as shit. Going from the Tropical Freeze race into Metroid Prime was really bad as well.
WHY IS THIS RUN STILL GOING ON
YOU CAN'T LET THIS GUY STAY ON CAMERA WITH HIS BLATANT CAPITALISM PROPAGANDA
this guy is so nerdy/jewish that its kind of endearing
>>343713120
What game do you speedrun?
>>343713120
gotta give people time to get snacks.
I'm tired as shit. is there any reason to stay awake, or should I just nap until THUG?
God this fucking dorkus is so nasal
Talk through your mouth you fucking retard
>>343713079
Digital dancing!
>>343713079
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>343712901
I didn't believe this so I did that as a joke and got banned for like 10 minutes.
>>343713150
>Jews endearing
Nein
fags in the crowd need to gtfo reeeeeeeee
>>343712841
NSMB2 is the only bad one of the bunch tho.
anything autistic happen since demon's souls? i took a nap
These things would be 100% better if there were no Nintendo games
>>343713150
>Jews
>Endearing
You've got a one-way ticket to the showers, faggot.
Other NSMB speedruns are so much fun. I love the co-op ones.
>>343713195
What do you think you're watching?
>game has almost no actual execution
>still managed to fuck up constantly
>>343713251
NSMB is also shit
It didnt get good until NSMBWii
>>343713202
HEY THIS IS FUN
>>343712305
>>343713154
>>343713154
BARNEY FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343713313
What game do you speedrun?
I just tuned in.
Did I miss any hot memes yet?
>>343713332
It was good as a return to 2D Mario.
>crowd can be heard
>crowd is laughing
BANNED, ALL BANNED. NO DETRACTING FROM THE RUNNER.
NOW PLEASE STOP AND LISTEN TO MY KNITTING CANCER STORY.
>Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a surprise for you. I've been waiting all this time to reveal.... please, everyone, kindly welcome....
>>343713395
Someone said John Cena
Mario games are fucking boring
This runner is so autistic
>True gamers
>>343713395
No, this is the most boring, stale GDQ in history
>>343713395
USA "winning" the tropical freeze race.
>>343713443
Brb gonna fap
HOYYYYPEEE
>>343713332
NSMB is ironically the most unique out of all of them. It's my favorite.
>there have been zero greetings from deutschland
GDQ has changed
>may need audience participation
headphones off
>HOIP
finish your drink lads
>>343713187
>is there any reason to stay awake
nah
>>343711504
>all my donations will feature hi fives from now on
LE HOYPE XD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>343713443
WAKE ME UP
>>343713381
Mostly Sunsoft games for the Genesis and SNES.
Not like I'm making any progress on them since I spend all of my free time masturbating.
>not allowed to say ghetto jump
>announcer can do stereotypical hip hop impressions
Let's see the crowd do some high fives!
>Crowd can't be seen
Why are these donation messages so fucking cringeworthy?
>TRUE GAMERS
>KILL THE ANIMALS
>SAVE THE ANIMALS
>HYPE
>>343712841
They made New Super Mario Bros on Nintendo DS. It was alright at first. Then they released that game like five more times, same artstyle, same gameplay, same BAH BAH, same everything, with some dumb gimmick mushroom added every time and slightly different levels. I can't even tell the difference between the games anymore, it's all the same shit.
>>343713428
CAN YOU STOP?!
Did he just diss JPP
>>343713443
http://webmshare.com/Gy7w1
literally a pervert freak
>>343713251
I don't think any of them are good. Conversely I don't think any of them are shit either, but they're not good.
They babysit my little cousin for me. That's about it.
>>343713256
/v/ doesn't understand Catherine so they autistically lashed out at it. Stream's been chill.
>>343713549
hoype
>>343713443
This belongs in a horror movie
>>343713443
>RIP COSMO
>NARCISA IS NOW THE NEW EDGE OVERLORD
HURR HURR HURR
USA
USA
USA
USA USA USA
MAKE VIDYA GREAT AGAIN
>>343713549
What the fuck is wrong with you
I'm loving this Autism Done Quick!
>7:54 PM New Super Mario Bros. altabiscuit
>0:30:00 Any%
>8:29 PM New Super Mario Bros. 2 EeveeSpirit
>0:32:00 Any%
>9:11 PM Mario Kart: Double Dash!! druvan7
>0:38:00 150cc All Cup Tour
God damn it.
why are the fuck are these dumbass Americans clapping
>>343713569
I can see a few of them
Yay for me, Luigi!
It looked like he was going fast for a second
>>343713601
>/v/ doesn't understand Catherine so they autistically lashed out at it.
that's going to be 99% of the marathon dude.
>>343713443
I bet cosmos parents are real proud of how he turned out
Did they replace Chibi with another super autist?
>>343713187
Ed, Edd n Eddy later tonight.
600 second timeout?
that's 10 fucking minutes
>>343713654
They are upset that there aren't any memes to repeat endlessly yet. Ignore them.
>"This is a hard boss coming up"
>has zero fucking problem with it
why do they always do this?
ITS ANOTHER "THIS IS A HARD BOSS" AND THEN PROCEEDS TO BEAT THEM REALLY EASILY JOKE
>>343713689
USA USA USA
>>343713754
>>343713443
Hey guys, did you know that, all the categories are arbitrary?
>>343713687
Mario Kart runs are pretty good
>>343713443
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
>this entire run
No shadow of the colossus?
>>343713838
I identify as a schnozhonkerbeak.
>americans wear their shoes while watching speedruns
>clapping to the fireworks
I really really really like this stream
>>343713906
Niglaria will be doing something
>About to fall asleep
>When I wake up it's gonna be Megaman hour
Kill me now
>>343713443
>Entrance music: http://u.pomf.is/xtjfov.webm
>americlaps
>Dude USA lmao fuck going amirite
>>343713443
I just watched the Louis Theroux documentary on transgender kids. Some people are seriously fucked in the head, and sometimes their parents too. Look at this trainwreck.
Man, everyone's so focused on memes rather than having fun. Memes are literally killing the fun.
Who's your favorite Speedrunner?
>>343713783
it's always easier to watch.
>>343713957
>go to sleep because shitty games on GDQ
>wake up to more shitty games on GDQ
Anyone have the link of them reading a donation that mentioned "my wifes son?"
Whoop! I'm dead! Excuse me while I jump upwards than fall through the floor!
JUST GOT HOME, ANY DANK MEMES?
this guys voice is fucking gross
>>343713928
>he posts memesuba
>>343714014
Memes ARE fun you stick in the mud.
Why do people play these dumb nes games I dont get it
>>343714078
no memes and no cringe today friend.
>>343714023
Who's your favorite chef?
>>343713991
>complaining about a gesture of respect
Do you flip out at all the bowing during TGS bro?
Has my boy YSG been spotted yet?
>>343714023
Luigi
>>343713957
>Caleb Hart MMX3 comfy run
i am ready
>>343713443
>Cosmo talking about getting a boner from looking at himself dressed like a girl
I feel like it's all a fetish guys....
>>343714023
5-0'S DONE QUICK
>>343714158
He's not there this time.
>>343713939
Go to bed Aaron.
>>343714070
nice fresh meme
>>343714089
I want to impregnate Megumin in a bathroom stall
>tfw when you have to stay up til 3am to Edpost
im going to try
>>343714158
he donated
he's not there this year
>>343714128
The good games are already too optimized or dead. They'll never get to play at a GDQ unless they play trash.
>>343714158
>He doesnt knowim sorry anon
>>343714078
Got to wait until the early morning hours when people are tired and loopy.
>>343714023
this guy
>>343714148
>>343714148
>clapping to fireworks is respect
>>343714158
banned
>>343714158
He isn't there. He sent in a donation apologizing. The dream is dead.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>343712660
This video always makes me smile. Being a speedrunner is so fucking sad
>>343714148
Clapping to every little thing makes it lose its power, you Americlap
is this the worst sgdq so far?
I watch for the awkward autism and I haven't seen anything yet.
>>343714060
There's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGV2nVaOnFw
The runner fucked the donator's wife
>>343714190
no dan
>>343714282
Everyone got banned
>>343714128
Horrible Games Done Quick is the best block
prove me wrong
yo ucan't
>Gamer
>>343714023
There's only one correct answer.
>>343714142
Jon Favreau
SHOUT OUTS TO THE MAN OF CAVE
>>343714264
Imagine being so delusional that you took something goose said seriously.
Caveman's a sonygger?
I hate him now
>>343711504
Remember, abusing glitches are NOT speed runs
>New Super Mario Bros. is hard for me
>women
saucyhusky :3
CHALLENGE: post something in the chat at least once every ten minutes, can't be the same thing as before, try not to get banned by the end of SGDQ
literally impossible
What is this save the animals shit?
>WIFE'S SON
>WANTING your kid to be a speed sped
Anyone have a link to the m00t donation from last year?
> No one on v donated and had the message saying "my wife's son got me to love this game"
>>343714387
underaged autistic faggot detected
>>343714389
feel free to keep this (you) :)
>green is for go red is for stop
holy fuck Mario btfo
>>343714438
But I want to sleep sometime this week.
>>343714387
Fuck off consolewar kid
This is essentially just a regular Mario playthrough, but the audience saved it.
>>343714472
You're so original, anon. I'm absolutely positive nobody has ever donated that completely original joke.
>green is for go and red is for stop
literally the most autistic thing so far at sgdq
>>343714387
what the fuck are you even talking about?
Why was this big nig banned?
>Cringe
10 second timeout
>Triggered
60 second timeout
>TRUMP
600 second timeout
fuck these fun hating pricks
>>343714472
we're all poorfags here
This is who gamers look up to. this guy, altabiscuit is a gaming super star (cringe cringe cringe).
But yep! Why don't people view speed running and esports as a sport? It's basically the same as football and basketball right!?
REMINDER THAT USING IFRAMES IS NOT THE SAME AS A DAMAGE BOOST
>>343714472
>muh wifes son XDDD
EPIC :PP
>>343714197
No you dont
>>343714387
a nintenking but also a destroyer of sony worlds, I mean they are easier games after all
Shit, did I miss Catherine? How hype was it?
>>343714546
no fun allowed
>>343714293
timestamp?
>>343714560
so much strawman and question begging in one post.
>>343714548
Dumb memeposter
>turn on stream
>le ebin weegee game
>turn off stream
can this weegee shit die already? he already had a whole year to himself and he needs to stop hogging the spotlight.
>>343714546
because of this
>>343714548
>trump
>600 second timeout
>hillary
>no timeout
fucking gay chat
>>343714537
Did I say anything about it being original? Did I act as if it were original?
>>343714560
Could you fuck off already, you stupid tripfag?
>>343714472
>>343714581
I don't get it
HE FUCKING DIED ON THE LAST BOSS SHAHAHAHHAAHA
>>343714548
>Cringe
Comes with the territory, no reason to filter it
>Triggered
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, that's fine.
>TRUMP
Twitch chat is the last place on earth you should be talking about politics. They better have other candidates filtered too though.