Let's discuss urban legends of vidya.
>>343706492
>myth
>old GTA game picture
Now you gave me flashbacks of cj running in desert searching for aliens while x-files theme is playing in the background
Urban legend: I am gay
>>343706492
>it don't matter
>none of this matters
>San Andreas myth video
>X file theme starts playing
>Mfw
>code breakers still can't figure this out
>>343709281
Probably because it means nothing.
Hurry up and solve this /v/
>>343706925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exa8yMFuwKM&list=PL849F340DC56FB9E1&index=1
why are these videos so goddamn comfy, even if nothing ever happens
>>343706925
did anyone actually ever find anything?
>>343711534
it takes you back to a time when life was comfier
>>343709835
>>343710704
I honestly believe Rockstar put shit like this in the game to fuck with people and that there actually is no resolution to them. Adding shit like this keeps people playing their games and talking about them.
Reminder that people are still searching for Epsilon in GTASA
>>343710704
i've never seen this before
chiliad mystery is some weird shit, i can totally see someone from rockstar putting this stuff in and laughing like a piece a shit
>>343709835
People think that has something to do with a jetpack, right? If there's nothing in the games files, then I'd say just give up. I think it's all for nothing.
there's in-game maps in SA that feature a missing island (small island on upper left)
>>343713413
rockstar have really gone out of their way to fuck with these people then
https://www.reddit.com/r/chiliadmystery/comments/4r4m6k/chiliad_mystery_megathread/
>>343712238
>>343713413
I've been convinced for years now that GTAV had more stuff lined up for it's singleplayer that was ultimately shoved off to the side because of Take Two constantly forcing R* to focus on the Online components of the game.
Hence why there were rumors of new SP stuff, but we never ever saw any of it.
>>343706925
>Spent the majority of my teenage bong life watching these videos when I should have been learning shit for GCSEs
San Andreas came out at the worst possible time for me, but I loved every second of it.
>>343707072
First I didn't know what you were talking about then I looked at the pic again. So I put two and two together there - and decided that you're pissing me off.
The mad cowboy who shoots you and random people myth in gta sa was real
Right ?
The early GTA V days were based.
I'm still mad there's no jetpack but finding the Infinity 8 Killer stuff by myself in the middle of the night was very memorable.
>>343713574
>only 2 weeks ago someone finds something new with the golden peyotes
rockstar don't go pulling my dick here
i'm ready for my jetpack now
Where were you when Gametrailers rose from the ashes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAQv-H-lqEg
>>343714567
https://www.reddit.com/r/chiliadmystery/comments/4oqion/sasquatch_hunter_is_dead_7_golden_peyotes/
Who's up for trying out some shit? I'm up for messing around with this shit now there's a trail to follow. Would give me a reason to 100% the pc version too... R* clearly want people to figure this out
>bigfoot in SA
>tfw used to enjoy these type of videos when I was younger then learned games aren't magic entities and someone would have to code, model, bug test, etc all this stuff and none of it is real
>>343715087
Nothing ever gets better.
>>343714584>not being in the EZA stream right now
>>343715087
I miss when my brother and I were kids and thought if we submitted a code to one of those cheat code websites it'd make it real and let us do all kinds of crazy things.
>>343714584
Cool vid, but I'm only interested in these type of vids. Wish I could just sub to that instead of their entire channel
>>343715578
just favorite or like or however the hell youtube works that playlist for those videos. It'll show up under playlists instead of channels and won't show up in subscription feeds but it gets the job done
Oh man, I used to be obsessed with shit in Bully of all things.
I was convinced there was a werewolf somewhere, and the weird triangular not-plane was a UFO. I mean, I guess there actually WERE aliens in that game, but all that speculation was cool as shit.
More games need some mysterious mystery shit, be they just rumors or not.
>>343716443
It's hard for AAA games to do it now when they're so much more restricted by publishers now
>>343716556
And datamining
>tfw the most comfy thing in vidya is dead
>>343717480
there's a reason why the only way to enjoy SP games is to go into them as blind as you can.
>>343717480
denuvo please give us light in place of the darkness you have cast over others
>Doing one of the missions that cunt from GTA III gave you or w/ever
>Have to drive tanker truck to location
>About midway through the mission
>Plane from out of nowhere Aloha Snackbars into me
I was fucking baffled, I didn't know what to think about the event that had just transpired. I later learned that it was supposed to be an Easter Egg but Jesus fuck. Shit like that is what GTA:SA the best in the series.
>>343717480
Learning things from datamining is your own fault.
If you want a game to have mystery, you have to level with it and let it reveal what it wants to you instead of looking shit up.
>>343706492
Remember when people used to look for unused rooms in the blue hell
I miss 2008 shit
>>343717765
But speculating with others about all the mysterious shit in vidya is half the fun of mysterious shit in vidya.
>>343717871
>>343716443
>tfw making a single player game with loads of inexplicable secrets for this very reason
Kinda sucks that if it gets big enough for people to care, they'll blow it wide open in 30 minutes like they did with Isaac Rebirth
>>343717765
>community based arg
>everybody having a blast
>the file-diggers find some important stuff and keep it hush
>more and more people cave, get curious and look themselves
>before long the whole community is spoiling the whole thing for eachother
>its a shit scramble to get to the content asap
>nobody has any fun in the process
we talking about the real secrets that need multiple intelligent brains on the job, but it's impossible for that to be fun anymore
>>343717818
>playing San Andreas
>Las Venturas desert
>JUMPJET
>enter HYDRA and fly towards nothing
>night time
>see the big star that changes shape based on how your camera is positioned
>think it could be a "mothership" UFO you could reach if you flew far enough
>spend hours flying through the ocean, looking for the mothership
>read online about sunken ships and other weird shit you could find if you went far enough
God i miss San Andreas
>>343717938
>>343718430
Okay yeah, there's a community aspect to it that definitely won't be the same.
I guess by that token you could call the stuff in GTA V a success, I'm assuming it's all datamined but people are still interested, which is impressive.
>>343714802
Yada yada something about we're so much better than them somehow etc.
>>343719295
>I'm assuming it's all datamined
We still don't know a lot of the stuff
It's either buried in very clever ways or they're planning on slowly patching it in
>>343719295
playable bigfoot was found long after initial datamining
>>343721770
they added this shit in along with the teen wolf 'beast' you gotta kill
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I hate how comedic they made Epsilon in GTA V. I loved how mysterious and creepy it was in San Andreas, and the random hikers that were into it that would make reference to it when you bumped into them
>>343724203
Altruist Cult made up for it imo
>>343709835
it already was solved all it is, is locations of Flying saucers in game once you get to 100% complete
one is above the army base, one is at mt chili, one is at that hippy hill
>>343724420
meh, they were interesting but there should of been a little more meat on the bone.
>>343718664
What's this supposed to be? Is a moustache an actual item added to your inventory?
>>343724432
the jetpack and egg symbols dont makes sense if it only represents UFOS
>>343713570
It's just the beta map, there are a bunch of other small changed details as well. That was supposedly going to be like Alcatraz, but they cut it as they had no missions for it.
>>343727346
>they cut it as they had no missions for it
That's a horrible reason to cut something. No missions for it makes it cooler.
>>343706492
WHERE ARE THE FRIGGIN HOOKERS
>>343717983
>Weren't able to get here
>Clearly able to get there
Never understood this one.
>>343728210
Well it's simple anon, you just missed the words "supposed to be" on the sign.
>>343718664
This feels very familiar to me. What's the story here?
>>343717480
That's why I love stuff like the RE demo. No PC release means no way to fuck with the shit.
>>343729009
You mean the new RE7 demo.
For a minute I thought you meant the original RE demo, but that's been picked clean for awhile now.
>>343724203
san andreas was a lot more creepier than people gave it credit for
pic related. remember those photographers that would stand by a lake, take a couple photos then walk into the water and drown themselves?
even if it was a glitch it was still spooky as hell.
>>343729689
stuff like that isn't creepy or spooky. you pretend it was so your experience seems more significant and meaningful
normal person doesnt think about it past "heh dumb ai"
>>343715087
>>343715538
>Why retards shouldn't play videogames
>>343715087
But that's what makes it creepier.
For some of these really off-putting easter eggs, someone had to take time to implement them.
I know it's not the most beloved game here but Superhot had some really cool shit if you went outside the levels
>>343729929
A normal person would be thinking about the AI?
>>343724260
Now, I can't no sleep, anon.
Why, my peanus weanus of course!
>>343730619
Yes?
only hajeeds still believe in the bigfoot urban legend
>>343730619
don't bother with him anon, autists can't consider other points of view. They're literally subhuman.
>>343714584
oh shit, pop fiction is back?
>>343731545
>samefagging to agree with yourself
My, you are pathetic.
>>343706492
is that carl brutananadilewski?
>>343731680
>autist totally incapable of conceiving people having different reactions to stimuli than him he invents bizarre conspiracy theories in order to justify his autist opinions.
>>343731194
How do you figure? Why would some normal person watching a weird occurrence in vidya immediately think about its AI system?
They'd probably just think "that was weird" more than anything.
>>343716556
>It's hard for AAA games to do it now when they're so much more restricted by publishers now
and yet without publishers, we get shit like star citizen pissing away $117 million so a shithead who got blacklisted from hollywood can overpay mark hammill to fuck around with 90s FMV tech
>>343731680
no, u
>>343732008
most people are aware that the characters in a video game are controlled by AI
>>343732008
Not directly about AI, but more like "Ha, this guy just killed himself, whoever made this game must suck", especially with all the other bugs and weird unexpected things the average player saw in GTAIII games.
>>343728535
It's a chat option on that wall in crystal version. You don't actually get a mustache
>>343731680
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WITE WOMAN AT - you
>roaming around in the middle of nowhere in San Andreas armed with only the knowledge of what my friends told me about what roams out there
>being in abandoned houses and in the woods in Red Dead, especially that one spooky as fuck mansion
>literally all of nighttime Bully
>middle of nowhere in the spooky ass desert in GTAV
>>343724203
There are still a lot of weird things to find in V. If you call certain numbers in your phone, you can get some weird shit on the other end. You always have to have 555 in the number, though. Area code doesn't matter. The following 4 have to start with a 0, too. I've also heard that Blaine County radio station plays weird shit at night, but if it does, I haven't heard it yet.
>>343733529
I haven't heard anything creepy but as long as you're out of Los Santos you have a chance of the radio being interrupted by trucker messages
>>343733739
http://gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Shortwave_Radio_Number_Station
This is what I was referencing. I'm not sure if it's true or not. I tried once, but didn't get anything.
>>343733997
>http://gta-myths.wikia.com
>x-files theme intensifies
>>343713739
Did that casino ever open up. I remember someone found that voice clip of Lester talking about it
>>343713739
Except for the size of the game they haven't done shit for the online besides unlockable garbage. Actual content would be one thing but its just overpriced skinner box shit to entice people to buy more shark cards.
>>343734720
No but it seems like they're releasing DLC they've had planned for awhile. I remember hearing about drug dealing and stunt races a long time ago. I assume the casino will eventually open.
>>343717618
Denuvo cant save us from the devs that spoil their whole game in the trailers
>>343733440
That town in RDR with the mansion didnt used to bother me at all until someone told me about all the 2spooky rumors.
>>343733440
Is there anything spooky in GTA V?
>CJ's Mom's ghost
Johnson House aside, I found the safehouses in SA to be a bit ominous.
>>343736028
The ghost on the mountain, a serial killer's writings, the Black Dahlia parody, the Altruist cult, the alien mystery, there's a fair few creepy things.
>>343736646
Also the naked people on the mountain
>>343729689
Damn, I thought that was an one time only thing that happened to me. Me and my brother tried to understand what the fuck was going on when that bitch simply went into the water.
>>343733997
Huh i remember that way back in the PS3 version, one time i thought they added a new radio or some shit and i never really put attention to it and when i tried to go back to it again i never found it
>>343706492
>>343731772
As he was drowning, he surely tought "It don't matter. None of this matters".
>>343735837
>tfw I made a video shortly after release of RDR about the haunted mansion where I explore it with a shitty camera and speak in my early teenage voice
>got over 50,000 views
>everyone made fun of my voice but said it was a good video
Original fable
Everyone looking for the dragon and the mongoose.
Molyneux just made that shit up
One extremely notorious myth was that if you beat DKC in under 1 hour without dying (as Cranky suggests) you will be able to scale the pile of Bananas.
There you will find the blue and green balloons that appear in the manual but don't exist as actual objects in the game (they sometimes appear if you jump on a lot of enemies, but there's only like one place in the game where that is possible)
>>343711534
>comfy
Fuck no, that song used to scare the fuck out of me, it made me feel so paranoid
>>343721770
>you do not need true 100%
>must have spared sasquatch in "the last one"
It's been a few years since I played the game but don't you actually need 100% to do the last one?
>>343741093
Link pls? No bully
>>343742256
There was a dragon bossfight added in the lost chapters though
>>343736051
>first time San Andreas as a kid
>see lots of rumors about myths and all that shit
>decide to go on youtube
>video of a guy spinning his camera on CJ's house
>some really shitty outline because of the blur
>"it's CJ's mom!"
>avoided the house as much as I could after that
Fuck, I really miss that
Despite nothing really being under water besides the hatch and the ufo, exploring underwater in the submarine is pretty spooky in V
>>343742974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1caWXyKMO_8
I was 12 so take that as you will.
>>343709835
Didn't people also recently find some new mission that had teen wolf in it
>>343743104
Whales are spooky as shit.
my dad work for nintendo
>>343744620
Fuck off, Cameron, I know you're talking shit
Do you remember your first jumpscare video, /v/?
Wouldn't it be funny if in the original PS2 versions of SA they really did put in ufos, sharks, sasquatches etc but made the chances of them spawning about a billion to one. I just love the idea that there is some kid out there who genuinely ran into Bigfoot in the woods but nobody will ever believe him.
>>343745072
>Try looking for it on Youtube
>Type in "ghost caught on camera"
>Top ten videos and half-assed "reaction" videos by bix noods flood the search results
>>343746213
There was a shark though
>>343746292
Oh right, I'm probably thinking of GTA4 with that particular myth. Didn't the shake just kinda float around though?
>>343746351
It had the same AI as the dolphins
>>343745072
My first jumpscare was that where's waldo one
![sasas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SC7vqcf.jpg "sasas[1].jpg")
Many of you probably weren't on the internet early enough to remember the Triforce Rumors
>>343747074
Ocarina had so many rumors and outright lies. My favorite was the golden horse shoes that let Epona fly/run on air.
Something about during the last fight with Ganon, if you equipped the feather boots and ran out of the areana at a certain spot after meeting the requirements youd get the golden horse shoes.
The late 90s internet was quite the time to be alive.
>>343745072
Something about a subliminal message in Super Mario World.
>Did you see that?!
>Let's look a bit closer...
Fucking shit myself.
>>343747329
I remember looking up cheats for smash 64 on cheatplanet and some assailed said you could unlock goku I spent so long trying.
Thanks, EGM
>>343745072
Hey there how's it going, just gonna show this car ad here
Oh man, I wonder what it is
>>343733041
>>343728535
>>343724932
>>343718664
you add/draw a moustache to graffiti on the wall
>>343747695
>>343719378
Couldn't contain yourself, redditor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuuzmOXL1bc
I still have no fucking idea how this one was found.
>>343747640
>>343747695
DELETE THIS
Makes me wanna replay San Andreas Tbh
I remember tuning a car and taking roadtrips through the countryside exploring with binoculars.
>>343745072
The 7th Guest
>>343712238
>I honestly believe Rockstar put shit like this in the game to cash in on San Andreas' notoriety for wild unconfirmed myths, in order to trick people into mislabeling GTAV with the fond nostalgia they have for SA
Fixed that for ya.
>>343748110
That shit is definetly "leaked" by a dev.
>>343709281
>%OY
goy?
>>343750150
>>343750242
>>343750321
>>343750396
>All this AI in Half Life 1
>Half Life 2 AI can be tricked by a paint can
>>343750513
Unfortunately a lot of developers now are lazy. They don't compress their files well anymore, depend on Graphics and pretty sky boxes now.
>>343721770
Is it me or is that Franklin's face?
>>343744186
http://bgr.com/2016/06/29/grand-theft-auto-v-easter-egg-teen-wolf-bigfoot/
Yep, amazing the fucking quantity of content
>>343717983
Wasn't this changed in the mobile/psp version or something?
>>343749005Big smoke was stalling for time on his order so the ballas could arrive.
>>343745072
Bioshock
you know the one
>>343751164
>he was actually repeating the order everyone else made, plus a bit extra for himself
>>343750925
It now says 'Welcome back' with a smiley face.
>those houses in bully where you could hear screams coming from inside if you got close enough
>spending hours glitching out of the map trying to look for the scarab gun in halo 2 and 3
Anyone remember in modern warfare 2 that glitch to get out the map on the the spec ops mission "hidden". And when you got out the map there was a fully textured recreation of pripryat city and the Chernobyl reactor building.
>>343706492
>>343744438
Fucking right they are. How benevolent they are makes no difference, it's just their size and the fact that we are so helpless and unsuited to be in the ocean compared to them.
And they have the loudest voices on the planet. Sure whale song is beautiful but please kill me if I am under the ocean and hear that.
Fucking sperm whales. Pitting in their skeletons tells us their bodies take damage from the extreme pressure of the depths they dive to throughout their lives. Why would any air breathing mammal go that deep into the abyss
Look them up on wikipedia and listen to the creepy clicking they use to talk to eachother and to echolocate prey in the blackness. It's hard to sympathize with the abominations that are squid but you have to pity and being that gets hunted by these things.
>>343747329
L is real drove me to look for answers.
I remembered I stumbled upon a theory that Bowser was satan.
>>343750513
Wasn't that literally one guard?
IIRC HL2's AI tries to flank you if you're behind cover if they're not forced to do something else (like manning a turret).
>>343706492
>tfw there is no san andreas equivalent of pannenkeok2012 on youtube
>>343733440
>>343735837
Damn, that mansuon. At a certain time of night a huge flock of bats flies out of it. I was down in the basement investigating during one of the secret finding threads when the game was still new, the sound of those bats scared the fuck out of me, for a little while I thought a secret had occured and I just didn't see it
>>343724260
>Wheezing=Sneezing
This gets me ever fucking time.
